Because this is 2012; everyone has a soundtrack to their life!
President Obama is gearing up for the throwdown of the year, the race to become the next President of the United States. As he already holds the title — and because he's the best choice out there — he's likely to take this one as a win, but just to make sure his head is aways in the game, he has a playlist at the ready to help him rock through the coming campaign months with ease.
That's right - the Prez has a 2012 Campaign Playlist. Log onto iTunes now and make sure to download all the jams you're missing! The list goes:
A man robbed a McDonald's last Saturday in Florida in an Obama mask.
He held up the employees at gunpoint and forced all of them into the back office while instructing the manager to empty the cash registers and put the money in a bag he brought.
The police are still on the lookout for the masked robber.
We're not sure if this is a protest or a joke but we don't like it! It's disrespectful to use someone's face like that, no matter who's it's supposed to look like.
On a candlelit patio in Beverly Hills, Michelle Obama praised her husbands many accomplishments over the last three years to Hollywood bigwigs!
With everyone's attention on her, she made sure to note President Obama's biggest changes: healthcare reform, the removal of troops from Iraq, the proposal to reduce taxes for the middle class, and the repeal of DADT.
These changes, which are said by some to often be overlooked or belittled by GOP propaganda, have made a very positive impact, and Michelle wants to make sure Barack can get the full eight years he needs to turn the country around AND see it flourishing again!
The first lady appeared on The Tonight Show last night, and during her interview, discussed her husband Barack Obama's recent rendition of Al Green's Let's Stay Together during a fundraiser in New York, and revealed to Jay Leno that she gets treated to his sweet vocal stylingz all the time!
And what does she have to say about Mitt Romney's attempt at America the Beautiful while campaigning in Florida?
Ch-ch-check out the interview (above)!
Classy as always - but she still manages to be absolutely HIGHlarious!
P.S. We propose a Romney/Obama sing-off! Winner gets to be President! Ha!
While at a campaign rally this week in Florida, presidential hopeful Mitt Romney decided to flex his pipes and patriotism for his voters and led his supporters an rousingly awkward performance of American the Beautiful.
More like America the Tone Deaf. What key are you, Romney? And why did you think singing this song would put you in the same vein as Barack Obama? His song choice was cool and relevant. Your's was desperate and off-key!
If you feel like offending your ears today with a little forced campaigning, check out the video (above)!!!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
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