He may be minding his p's and q's, but that doesn't mean he's off the hook just yet!

Chris Brown's lawyer appeared in court yesterday to ask Superior Court Judge George Lomeli to end the singer's five year supervised probation early - stemming from his 2009 assault of then-girlfriend Rihanna - as he "has made great strides" getting his life together and not hitting women.

However, he was DENIED, and will

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Our eyes…are melting…off of our faces. We gotta hurry up and finish this post before we're just blindly hitting the keyboard!

Tom Hardy flashed some ass on the set of This Means War when both he and director McG took a paintball to the butt.

Check out the HIGHlarious and HAWT clip above in which one of the seksiest men on the planet bares his butt cheek for the world. Oh dear Lord, the things we would have done to watch this in person!

Oh no! We watched it again and it's happening! Our eyes…slowly drooping toward the floor, can't see anythindfd…dafsfmsdit.

Dusf thsi meauk U wafsd to sei Thsi Mdsf War moaf?

(NOTE: We were trying to say, "Does this make U want to see This Means War more?" … we think. Our eyes are still adjusting, sorry!)

We told you Christian Louboutin was obsessed with Blake Lively!!

As a Valentine's gift to a favorite muse, the shoe artist sent the Gossip Girl his entire Spring collection.

Yes, you read right. His entire Spring collection!!! All those glorious shoes... hers. All hers.

She gushes about it:

My gosh, [the spring collection] was sent to my house today, and they're so beautiful. They're amazing. They are the most beautiful shoes out there. And incredibly innovative.

So now she has that and Ryan Reynolds... lucky, lucky gurl.

But one thing she doesn't have?? The affections of Lonely Boy on Gossip Girl! The next episode might change all of that, though!!

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Too bad this isn't coming out until June! Looks like a PERFECT Valentine's Day movie!

Check out the newly released trailer (above) for Seeking a Friend for the End of the World, starring Steve Carell and Keira Knightley!

As we mentioned yesterday, this looks really cute! We can't wait to see what happens at the end!

…Maybe Steve and Keira FINALLY kiss as the world collapses around them! Kind of like the ending to Fight Club (which we also absolutely love!).

There's just something tragic, beautiful, and romantic about finding love at the end of days! Apocalyptic swoon! LOLz!

What do U think? Will U spend the end of days (or at least an hour and forty minutes) with Steve and Keira???

Oh man! Even then, she was hamming it up for the cameras!

This is TOO cute!

Check out this vintage interview with Billy Ray Cyrus from 15 years ago today, featuring his children Braison and a very vocal, energized four-year-old Destiny Hope…AKA Miley Cyrus (above)!

We imagine that she's been giving her parents a run for their money since the day she was born! Ha!

Mini van drivers unite!

Vanessa Williams may be saying done with her roll as a tween-toting soccer mom on Desperate Housewives, but her role as a soccer mom off-screen is not over yet.

When asked how she plans on spending her down time, momma Williams revealed she isn't planning on having much of a break at all. She confesses:

“I'm literally driving my 11-year-old to school and bringing snacks to soccer games and going to her swim meets, so there's not much down time. But if I was away on vacation, my first stop would probably be to a spa to get a nice massage and relax!”

Aw, what a good mom!

Even super stars rather treat their kids than themselves. Seriously though, she can use one afternoon at the spa.

And in just a couple months, V is going to go on mom duty AND back to work, promoting her new book.

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We're so jealous of you right now, Carson. How lucky are you that you not only got to see the Queen's Super Bowl performance LIVE, but then you also got to have over a 10 minute chit-chat about it!

Some guys have all the luck!

Madonna called into Carson Daly's radio show this morning to talk about all the craziness that is going on in her life. She touched upon the Super Bowl and all the controversy with M.I.A. She talked about W.E and it's snub at the Oscars for Best Original song. And most importantly, she talked about MDNA, which the more we hear about, the more our hearts start to race!

Check out the audio (below) to hear Carson's interview with Madge!

Carson! Next time … conference call! Get us in on this!

The Vow. Star Wars. Safe House.

These three movies are on pace to help create history in this weekend's box office after strong midnight showings. Never before has four movies opened at $20 million plus during a "non-holiday weekend." (We guess Valentine's Day doesn't count?)

Star Wars's Episode I 3D re-release