Yesterday, he was scheduled to undergo an angioplasty to unblock his clogged arteries, but America's favorite dad was able to muster up the strength to talk to the press about his recent ordeal.
Papa Lohan explains:
“The surgeons are hoping this will work but if it does not then I may well have to get an immediate by-pass operation. This is all down to stress and living a certain lifestyle when I was young stockbroker in New York.
The recent court case with my ex-fiancee Erin Mueller has also caused me a lot of stress too recently as I just wanted to settle the whole thing and for us both to move on with our lives."
As for Lindsay and his other children, they have been in touch according to Michael:
“I got a text message from Lindsay which read: ‘OMG. Hope you are okay’ and my other kids have all been in contact with me too. My girlfriend Kate Major slept here with me overnight and my spirits have been lifted by the support from both my family and friends.
I’ve been through a lot in my life, been to jail, various court cases, even drove my Ferrari over a cliff once, so, it’s going to take a lot more than this to finish me off! Hopefully, the procedure will go well today, and I expect Dina and the kids to come and visit me later today.”
Oh, we're so sure! We don't see the Lohans having a big, happy family reunion — heart attack or not!
We were looking forward to watching Jesse James try to deny the rumors of his alleged affair via his Twitter page yesterday, but sadly, we had no such luck.
In fact, when we tried to catch up with @frankyluckman, he was nowhere to be found. The page had been taken down.
How odd.
Or maybe he's attempting to be a real man and own up to his crimes face-to-face with his wife. Although, we would have considered him more of a man had he NOT cheated on Sandra Bullock.
After opening for Britney Spears and Katy Perry in concert recently, French pop sensation Sliimy, who sings in English, is heading to Texas to bring his fun and fresh brand of quirky pop to our Swagg-sponsored "One Night in… Austin" mega concert on Saturday night.
Sliimy has won raves from the likes of MTV in America and NME in the UK. Check out a few of his tunes and visually stunning videos (above).
He will be playing his first-ever shows in Texas, so it is bound to be extra special!
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Ke$ha peeled herself off some public restroom floor last night to stumble around the American Idol stage and let's just say she should be happy she wasn't being judged!
WTF is up with the headdress? And who does she think she is, Rihanna? Check out RiRi's performance of Hardhere. Similar we think.
Ke$ha, get your OWN style!
Check out her SHITEOUS performance of Blah Blah Blah above.
Now every Tom, Dick and hairy Harry that has ever known this mistress is going to spew their garbage about Jesse James.
Jesse James’ alleged mistress, Michelle McGee, doesn't know how to keep a secret, obviously. But well before she ever sold her soul story to the rags, she was gossiping to all her pals about her supposed affair with Sandra Bullock's husband.
One of her gossiping whores was her former boss, Danielle Dee Madrano. Danielle saw the green light to share all the dirt she knows and didn't waste time letting it fly. Danielle told sources:
“She told me that she and Jesse were together…this was around May, 2009, or just prior to that. She told me that Jesse’s marriage to Sandra Bullock was for publicity, and that's why he did Donald Trump’s show, Celebrity Apprentice. He never called on Sandra for money or influence because their marriage was a sham she said.”
A sham, huh? Maybe for him! She downgraded to his porn-star loving ass!
Besides, America's Sweetheart was getting tons of publicity on her own before this guy and none of it ever involved dirty models screwing her husband!
America's on Team Bullock, no matter how this all plays out!
Miley Cyrus apparently can't stand playing the part that made her famous on Hannah Montana!!
The tween says:
"What I am sure about is I'm going to rejoice and be happy to finally not have to be … well, to not be somebody I'm not exactly. As I've grown into it, I've grown out of it. When I was 12, I thought, 'I want to be famous all the time! I want everybody to recognize me!' I can't breathe looking like that anymore.
A friend came by the set one day and said, 'You don't look very happy.' I said, 'I'm feeling claustrophobic in all these frills. I hate being thought of as a product. I am not a doll, and people want to treat me that way… I'm older now. I have an opinion. I have my own taste."
Yes, princess, but you're PLAYING a CHARACTER. You can have an opinion and your own taste on your own time!
Don't bite the hand that feeds it!
Without Hannah Montana you'd probably still be unknown!
The Oscar-winning actress left their California home on Monday, days before the report of Jesse's affair surfaced in the rags, which means Sandra knew the ugly truth before the rest of us.
They're on completely different sides of the musical spectrum, so this could either be really good or really bad!!
Jay-Z and Jack White have collaborated on a track together, and according to them, it's the best thing ever!!
The White Stripes frontman says:
"I just did a record with Jay-Z. We did a song together a few weeks ago. It was incredible. I played him something that I've been kicking around for a while and he immediately came out with words for it. It's unbelievable-sounding."
It's probably going to sound pretty good, but we think we'll remain cautiously optimistic until it's released!