The Most Boring Woman In Hollywood
Filed under: Hilary SwankShe's on the cover of the new issue of W magazine, and we're not sure why.
She may have won the Oscar, but Hilary Swank is a snoozefest.
Here are the most interesting bits (and that's not saying much) from her W cover story.
ON BEING IN LOVE WITH HER BOYFRIEND, FORMER AGENT JOHN CAMPISI… “Of course I’m in love. Or I wouldn’t be in this relationship for as long as I’ve been. He’s a great guy.”
ON THE 45 SUPPLEMENTS SHE TAKES EVERYDAY IN ADDITION TO HER VITAMIN INJECTIONS… “This is my Aloe C, which I dissolve in water. Here’s my flax. This one’s for my immune system, and this one is my BrainWave—it’s great, like if I have a lot of lines to memorize. I just took my most important ones, which are my Oz Garcia Longevity Pak. I shoved them in my mouth right before I met you, which I actually shouldn’t do, because I choked on my vitamins once before.”
ON JEFF ROBINOV’S, THE PRESIDENT OF PRODUCTION AT WARNER BROS., ALLEGED CLAIM THAT THEY WILL NO LONGER BE DOING MOVIES WITH FEMALE LEADS DUE TO RECENT BOX OFFICE DUDS… “Who knows if Jeff really said that or not. I think that’s still up for debate. He says he didn’t say it, and I know that people attribute things to me that I didn’t say. But speaking in general, I think it’s really naive to say, ‘Oh, a woman’s vehicle is not successful,’ because men’s movies have failed at the box office too. Look, I don’t want to name names, but there’s been lots of movies starring men—with big names!—that didn’t do well.”
ON WHY SHE LEFT NEW YORK CITY… “I looked and looked and looked for a place in New York. I just didn’t find anything. Prices have just skyrocketed!”
ON HER METABOLISM… “I have a really high metabolism. Exercise is also really important to me. I think it gives me more energy. I would rather sleep six hours and get an hour workout than sleep seven hours.”
ON HER CRAZY SCHEDULE…“In the past four and a half weeks, I’ve been to London, Texas, Chicago, China, New York, L.A. and New York again. You know, it’s tiring, but I can’t complain, because I’m getting to do what I love.”
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WOW - I like remembering her in BOYS DON'T CRY - this article ruined it for me.
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she's not boring; reporting on this story is.
This blog is boring. Mainstream life keeping you busy so you just put bullshit on this site. oh wait thats all it was to begin with
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I don't know, the vitamin thing is pretty unusual.
Just because she isn't whoring herself out like other hollywood stars doesn't make her the most boring person ever. If anything, her normalcy makes her more endearing to regular people.
Boring…Next Please.
I won't be one of those people to say fiiiiirst.
So yeah, she's not that boring. She's just not stupid.
Yeah- *SNORE* Is right!
She's great. She cares about herself, and she's ahead of most people in regard to vitamins and staying healthy. Business must be slow for you to pick on her.
first its not that boring, second shes got a great body, third shes won two oscars…and did i mention a great ass.
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those "vitamins" are probably really hormones cause shes really a man.
You know why there are these boring, publicist designed interviews? People like you who jump on everything that celebrities say. So, they say nothing of interest, sound like Miss America candidates so they don't get into trouble for saying anything that might be construed as offensive to the unwashed masses. Get used to it. You helped to create this phenomenon.
Hilary is not BORING, she's respectable and classy and attempting to maintain an identity OUTSIDE of HOLLYWOOD. I don't really see the purpose in trying to throw negativity towards her. Maybe you're running out of hot gossip on the day, but why don't you pick on someone who actually gave you a reason to. All this blogpost shows is a lack of creativity on YOUR part.
she is a drug whore who left her husband bc he did drugs. she is a freak who has giant teeth. dont like her at all.
Amazing Actress - she works so hard at what she does, I mean did you see her in Million Dollar Baby?! Come-on! She was the best!…. I hope she is happy in her life coz I think she's great!!
she need to get a DUI, flash her snatch and go to rehab ASAP!!!!
but seriously, she is not in her 20's anymore and is smart enough to keep her private life private
how can you call her boring?? just because shes not a drug addict and alcoholic, and she doesnt embarrass herself in public doesnt make her boring. it makes her a classy talented respectful woman. she is a true role model. you should be ashamed of yourself for insulting her when you should be praising her!
just because she isnt psychotic like every other actress in Hollywood doesn't make her boring!
::YAWN:: Why would they do an article on her. I understand she has a movie coming out but that was painfully boring. Who in the hell takes 45 vitamins unless they are a competitive bodybuilder or incredibly anal.
Wow, an unprecedented triple "CLICK HERE" post by this website. Artificially drive up page visits much??
WHAT'S THE MATTER PEREZ, ARE YOU RUNNING OUT OF SLUTS TO TALK ABOUT.? AT LEAST SHE DOES NOT ACT LIKE SHE'S ONE BRICK SHORT OF A FULL LOAD. I BELIEVE SHE IS INTELLIGENT! IMAGINE THAT!!! SHE'S ALSO A CLASS ACT NOT A TRASH ACT. YOU LOSE PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Kayley –
I agree. I think some stars try too hard to make themselves interesting when in fact they may not be. I like Hilary because she seems like an honest person. And honesty is always interesting.
Why is she boring? She works hard, does charitable work (do you, Perez? giving money to your fave foods doesn't count) and lives her life. Seems pretty normal to me.
If being a talented actress who seems down to earth and low profile seems "boring" to you, then you must only be threatened by the possibility that more actors of this ilk would likely put you out of business! Go pick on someone your on size (or talent pool).
Perez, you are an idiot!!! Get a life you freaking loser!!!!
This was boring. She is boring. No she doesn't need to be an idiot to be interesting but damn girl if we want to hear about how many vitamins u take a day we'd just ask an old lady how her day was. Plus, I don't understand how half the comments on here are negative towards perez who is just voicing an opinion, like we're doing…right…now? That's way it's called PerezHilton.com. His site, his opinion, take it or EAT IT! Smooches P!
she's a pretty good actress, but she does seem blah.
She's not boring….just NORMAL, which is a rarity in showbiz. Everyone knows the most boring woman in Hollywood is Jennifer Aniston, really.
Well look at the questions! How are you supposed to come up with fantastic amusing anwers to those dull boring everyday questions?
I love Hilary Swank, she's as real as a woman can get, go pick on Paris or Britney more, but leave the real women alone.
its the crap questions that make it boring,not her.boring questions=boring answers,dnt think that u can blame her for that one.
UMM SHE'S NOT BORING,BORING QUESTIONS EQUAL BORING ANSWERS
PEREZ YOUR BORING NOTHING ABOUT YOU IS FUCKING INTERESTING. ONLY THE FUCKNIG STUFF YOU POST,IF YOUR BEST TALENT IS POSTING BULLSHIT ABOUT CELBRITIES AND EVEN THE TRUTHFUL SHIT YOUR REALLY A FUCKING PATHTIC HUMAN BEING.
Wow, P, you are really stretching it to find something to pick on here. I'll take boring anyday over crotch-flashing.
Re: beth –
No you're not, cunt.
Re: Pat Mgroin – it sure must be. Most of us come here to laugh at your chismes-idiocy and your distorted sense of reality, perez. It's just spectacular what a fucking loser you are. You honestly deserve the recognition for it…
By the way, she has 2 Oscars. I guess Perez wants her to be Britney so she won't be boring anymore.
I think she's a great role model and a fantastic actress. I'd rather read about her than Britney/Paris/Nicole/Lauren Conrad (whoever that is)…
this is SO unture.
liek WHAT ARE YOU THINKING.
she is NOT boring. i love hilary swank.
move on with your pathetic life perez.
"Here's my flax…"
If you are bored, its because you are boring, not the other way around. Someone who has been to London, Texas, Chicago, China, New York, L.A. and New York again in four weeks is NOT BORING and certainly not bored. She is obviously in great demand. You are just mad because she is never going to be fodder for you site, which I adore, btw. Dont worry, there are plenty who will be there for you. As one gets sober, God opens a bottle for another!
How is that boring? She's amazing… Even though The Reaping was a snore in the last quarter of it she made it seem worth it, especially her "God" speech which moved me even though I am an atheist. Why do you rag on all good actresses and promote trash? You have no taste Perez! This once again leads me to conclude that you are jealous of people who are successful, and you get so mad thinking about how they succeeded at something you failed at that you have to bring them down. it's called INSECURITY. And i'd be isnecure too if I was obese and a bad BAD person! XOXO
Re: nette –
Because his opinion boils down to jealousy. He rags on every good actress out there and promotes tedious shite. I am not denying him his opinion, I am merely responding to it. If Perez didn't want responses to his "opinion" we wouldn't be able to post comments.
I bet if I were the guy in her life I wouldn't be bored at ALL!!