Countdown to The View

Five days and counting.
Perez is going to be a guest on The View this Friday!!!
Perez is going to be a guest on The View this Friday!!!
Perez is going to be a guest on The View this Friday!!!
Can you handle it?
We're also thrilled to be revealing to you, our Perezcious readers, our big announcement, this Friday as well.
We can't wait!
We are soooo excited about everything that's happening!














































yay for perez!!! do you think Elizabeth will ask about you calling her "elizabitch"?!!! ha ha lol
comments are back! woohoo!!
YOU'RE A FAG!
perez mummy .. so excited for you and those of us who live our lives through you .. piss your pants mummy .. viva la hilton
Congrats Perez! Great way to begin your week.
Finally we can comment again.
Perez is going to have his own TV show. That is his big announcement.
congrats perez!!! I will be watching & lovin' every minute of it! can't wait for the big news & THANK YOU for fixing the comments!!! Much love!! MUAH!!
FINALLY YOU HAVE COMMENTING BACK! (:
Love you, P.
Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!! I am *so* happy for you!!
Cant wait…
Damn, I want American cable:S (I live in the Netherlands)
Congrats so much on all your success Perez. Wish you the very best.
Can't wait to see you! but…
Why are you NO WHERE on their website on Friday guests/guest hosts?!?!?
So happy to have the comments back!!! Can't wait to see you on the View. Try not to suck too much ass! Keep it real!
Yay! Comments are back! Are you gonna be the new view cohost??? Slap that Elizabitch extra hard for me!
I'm waiting on Perez to bitchslap the hell out of Hasselbitch. However, I'll settle for Hasselbitch humiliation.
Congrats! Have a blast
I'm exxxcited!
But why is there no mention of you ANYWHYERE on their website??!?!?!
Who cares? You are such a bonafied loser, even your website sucks now, the only reason people come on here, is so they can tell you what a prick you are.
Drop dead will you. Lets see if they can find a coffin big enough for your fat useless ass
I love you Perez! Sending lots of love and support and can't wait to hear your big news!!
your name isnt on the schedule
are you co-hosting? are you gonna be on via satellite?
wats up perezito?
Ditto to what HAilz and Lilie said, there's no mention at The View web-site of you coming in on July 13. Anyway, I'll be taping that show to see if you're back to wearing the glitter eyeshadow and pink cheek stripes. Btw Perez, don't you yet have a filter to weed out the meanies like czxzxd?
who cares if he is
Bored, la Perez looks so much better without the makeup and the neon hair colours!
Dress appropriate!! How about a trip to Nordstroms? Nice suit perhaps? Be fabulous!
Friday is going to be the best show EVER!! Perez is going to KILL IT! DIVA!!!!
Go Purrrrez! I am hoping so hard you are getting your own show! But please, make sure they give you a stylist for your clothes. You know you have uncanny musical taste, but lord boy, I do worry about your personal fashion sense.
So ya gonna be on the view on Friday to tell us you are the next chosen one….
OK. Catzeyez seen it coming all along.
How can u go on TV !
look at u , u are sooo fat and ugly and u think you are a celebrity..ahahaha
because of ur website on REAL famous persons..
Sooo stupid and OVERWEIGHT UGLY
for only you perez will i watch the view. i have not turned it on since rozie left. those bitches annoy the hell out of me. i love me some perez all of the time.
Perezito, u're going to be the new co-host of The View, aren't you? Aren't you??? Omg, I hope you are, ’cause that's they only way they'll get my ass to watch that show again. Muchos abrazos y buena suerte!!!
Perezito, u’re going to be the new co-host of The View, aren’t you? Aren’t you??? Omg, I hope you are, ’cause that’s they only way they’ll get my ass to watch that show again. Muchos abrazos y buena suerte!!!
PLEASE…..bitch slap Elisapiss for me!!!! You better make it worth my while cuz I haven't watched that shit feast since Rosie left……make little Lissi squirm…..
CONGRATS
Congrats!!!! Can't wait to hear the ratings! Peresito, make sure you share some juicy stuff at the show. Don't hold back!
Congrats Perez!!! I cant wait to see you with all the ladies!!
hmmm….interesting because Friday shows are pre-tape. No live shows on Fridays.
I wish perez would fall off the planet. WE don't like perez. WE think perez is a puke. WE think perez needs to learn some grammatical skills. WE think perez needs to learn that he is only one person. WE think perez is a sad little monkey boy
Thank you for the heads up Perez…
I certainly will NOT be watching this particular episode of The View. For the well-being of my TV set. I would either put a golf club through the screen or it would self destructed the moment your ugly mug came on. And then the speakers would blow up at the sound of your very annoying voice.
And then you would owe me a new TV… It's the best for both of us man.
yay!!!
well congratulations, you're becoming one of THEM
when i thought you were still sort of one of US
silentlyawakening.wordpress.com
yea, perez! they need to use you as the new addition! that would be fab!
Perez… You are a self-promoting loser. I wouldn't watch that show if you paid me. I will admit to reading your site but only for comments and other useless information. As for you, you have a face that's perfect for radio. Pig.
Are you going to tell us behind the scenes stuff and will you mouth off to Elizabitch? Don't wuss out Perez.
CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!! I will be setting my dvr to record. Become a permanent fixture on there they need all the help they can get.
can you please bitchslap elizabitch for us? if you don't tell her what an ignorant slut she is you have lost all my respect.
I am so happy for you!
I think you would be an excellent for the roll of your lifetime…lol I know, I know…cheesy. LOL
I love you perez! I wish you all the success in the world!
Yes! Own that shit! the view needs a gay male perspective. Its a perfect fit and who else would be able to hang with the hot topics sectoin of the show:)
disgusting. you need to realize your a blogger not a celebrity. In west Hollywood you are a joke. A big fat disgusting joke. I keep hearing hilarious stories about what celebrities actually think of you versus what they say to your face. your hated and feared. those are ugly qualities. Your famous but no one likes you.
-Josh.
It's one thing to sit at a computer and type - but to interact on "live" TV - you're so screwed. You're gonna be one of those "celebrities" that has lots to say when they're the "hot topic", but as soon as that's past, you'll just sit there with your blue card hoping to squeeze your one little question in - and you'll be so nervous, you'll even screw that up. I hope BW crushes you like a gnat.
I can't wait!! Perez - you rock!!
Hey Perez, since you are going to be a guest on the View, why not mention the need for a Latina co-host. Is it that hard to find a Latina in NYC? Ms. Walter has hired everyone but a Latina and a monkey.
Congrats Perez! I'm sure all of America will be watching!
I can't wait for your announcement!
I think your big announcement is that you are going to be the new host of The View… Almost positive..
Congrats queenie!!! I'm going to Tivo it now! Xoxoxox.
Perez–you should start some sort of online petition for you to be a permanent host on the show. Their ratings would soar with you!
why is it that you are not mentioned on the View's schedule on their website? I can't wait, and will be watching!!!
Perrezles!!! Thank gawd comments are back… can't wait to see ya on the view!!! Love ya!
Note to self watch the view on Friday the 13th. Oh No! Friday the thirteenth.
Good luck Paris.
Woot woot!
Why would they just hire Perez without testing him first? He is not going to be the new cohost..he's not funny on TV..
you better not be the NEW PERSONALITY on THE VIEW… i'll cry,, and then crap my pants a few times,, and then sit in it and wallow around for a few hours..
SMACK THAT ELIZA***** too while your at it
Um, I for one really like Elizabeth. I think she has ba**s standing up to those strong willed women on the panel and she has carved her niche on the panel. Glad Rosie is gone, even though I liked her too… but she stopped letting others have a point of view (even guests). If Rosie gets her own show, I'll probably watch that one because I think that she really is a nice person and is trying to make the world a better place. Good luck on Friday, Perez, I will be watching.
Do they film that in New York?! Cause I will be there on Friday and HAVE to come.
OMG CANT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND TO THE GUY ABOVE MY COMMENT FUCK YOU WHY U ON HEA THEN YOU GAY ASS WHAT MOMMY DIDNT LOVE YOU ENOUGH
Be sure to slap that annoying Joy Behar for me. Does she EVER say anything funny??
PIGrez move away you will never be a celebrity stupid fat guy!
be on DIET please or try to before criticing ppl!
PEREZ U ARE MY OBSESSION!
I am sooooooo proud of you for making it to the VIEW it will be a breath of fresh air to see such a FAGULOUS person with personality there for a change!
mmm… Maybe u and Ross "The Intern" Mathews should do a show together?
that would be EVERY HAG'S DREAM COME TRUE!!!!!! xoxox
*~VeRo~*
EH is more man than Perez…..they needed someone on the show for comedic relief! Yes Perez, we are laughing AT you, not WITH you.
YOU ARE LIKE THE ONLY REASON I'MA ACTUALLY WATCH THE VIEW.
:)
I HAVEN'T WATCHED IT SINCE ROSIE LEFT…LOL.
why do u take off some comments?
ahahahha dont be ashamed of wat u really are!
Perez and his new show
youtube.com/watch?v=7YbAQ68RG2g
Perez I'm soooooo excited for you!
Cannot wait to watch it!
Good Luck!
-Emma
I THINK PEREZ IS THE NEW VIEW CO-HOST!!!!!!!!!!!YAYYY!
You say your going to be on Friday but there is nothing about you on the view's website ??? I hope it's true. But whats up with that Perezzzzers?
i love you perez!!!
You are such a booooring interview. They must really be having a hard time finding anyone of interest
Good luck Perezita. I'll be watching. I'm such a Perezaholic!
Hey everybody, its me Perez and i just wanted to say i'm so excited to be on the view!!! and I'm so sure you'll all be watching me
Bye for now
c ya LATER gossip traders !
Perez
czxzxd…no, really? I am sure that is news to everyone here…alert the media
Does this mean I have to watch The View now? I despise Baba Wawa.
I'll deffinitely be watching that.
I LOVE YOU.
seriously you make my day.
:]
congrats
Are you going to put it on here because I have to work friday morning…please say yes!!!!!!!
There is no way perez is automaticaly going to get a spot on the view. Baba Wawa doesn't even know who he is. neither does Elizabeth. Rosie was the only one who knew anything about him. He would have to be tested first and he is soooo NOT funny. That show that he was on with Janice Dickinson..soo not funny. He should stay behind a computer…that's it. my guess is he's hosting one of the MTV awards coming up..They are sooo desperate!!
do you think perez is joining the view full time?
perez ill be at work but i am happy for you!
Gurl, you best put Elizabitch in her place.
Perez- PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE talk shit on Star Jones!!!!
It's going to awkward to meet and talk to celebrities you gossip about…if you got the spot on the show anyway. But it'll be fun to watch this Fri.
YOU ARE SOOOOO GOING TO BE THE NEW CO HOST! OF THAT SHITTY PROGRAM!
I stopped watching the view when Rosie was screwed over.
Perez I've never seen the View but I may have to sneak outta work for this one….I hope your big news is that you've got your own show. You'll beat that David Spade shizzle no prob.
yes- i love it!
so, are you going to be the permanent co-host of the view, or what. Can't wait for your announcement.
Congrats xoxo =0)
I think that show will really go down hill, but they are lucky to get Perez. I know I'll make a point of watching it on Friday — but if Perez kisses up to Elizabitch, I'll puke.
I would also like to see ROSS MATTHEWS co-host - I think he could save the show, like PEREZ. KATHY GRIFFIN is great, but I bet she and Barbara would end up hating eachother (if they don't already). GAIL KING would add more class to the show, but I don't think she would slum that low. WOOPIE is so intelligent, but I think she's a little too comatose.
ROSIE was still the best thing that ever happened to that show.
So exzited for you perez! Would not miss it for the world! I dare ya' to give whoopie a big whoop on dat azzz!
yay for perez!!!! congrats!!!