I'm So Freaking Happy!
Filed under: Rachael Ray
Amidst numerous reports that her marriage is crumbling, daytime wannabe diva Rachael Ray is speaking out about the state of her relationship to lawyer husband John Cusimano.
"It's ridiculous," says Ray of the reports. "We are extremely happy - couldn't be happier. I don't know where something that outlandish comes from. [It's] not hurtful at all. It's hysterical!"
Hmmm.
You know what we say?
Where there's smoke, there's usually fire!
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That is one shiny nipple.
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I am so sick of her. Do people really think that she is a good cook? I have made some of her recipes and they have been very strange. She is like a child. To wound up for me. Is this true though? What is so wrong with her husband? I havent heard anyting.
Oh, man. What a mess. I HOPE it is not true, but we all know about how leaks become the truth. She seems like such a nice person, too.
her smile totally doesn't look real at all. shes hiding something
oh rachael. i used to love her before she came a sellout $2 ho
allison, nah, she is not a good cook. Her "catch" is to get people in the kitchen and making their own chow instead of calling Dominos. This is how the whole "30 Minute Meal" idea evolved. She is the first one to tell you she cannot cook. Her husband supposedly has a foot fetish and has seen other women.
She fucking irritates me….lets use a little EVOO…ugh
I HATE Rachel Ray. She's SO fake and annoying, I honestly don't know how anyone could ever make a lifelong committment to her. Her recipes are also shitty adaptations of good food, or some other crap. I've tried a few of her recipes that actually looked good on TV and they're all ass.
ME WIPEY ME ANUS~~
ME WIPEY ME ANUS~~
ME WIPEY ME ANUS~~
ME WIPEY ME ANUS~~
ME WIPEY ME ANUS~~
ME WIPEY ME ANUS~~
ME WIPEY ME ANUS~~
ME WIPEY ME ANUS~~
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and her voice is shrieky, piercing and too loud. forced hilarity.
who cares about rachel ray?
i wish she and her stupid stupid shows would just disappear.
anyone who encourages people to tip well less then 10% on a regular basis on her dining on a budget show is obviously of ill character. you get paid millions yet tip less then two bucks on thirty dollar tab?
obviously not that nice of a person.
shame on you fakey fake.
i hope your heterosexual fantasy is crumbling into the ocean and whisking you away to the seas of despair where you can never ever encourage the public to grossly under tip servers ever again.
I'd be more likely to watch her show if her boobs were always that shiny.
Is that Katharine McPhee? Woah Woah Woah! She looks just like Katharine McPhee from American Idol.
How did she ever become famous?????? She has a voice like a truck driver, she has no sex appeal at all, and she is not a professional cook. It just goes to show that with the right people behind you, you can market anything. her husband looks like a cheater. I'm sure her money is very appealing to him. Women are not the only one's that marry for money. I don't wish her any harm. I just don't think she is celebrity material.
she has always been so fake. this is why i hate her.
My yes, what a shiny nipple.
I'd love to have Rachael's big mouth around my cock. Delish!
Ewh I HATE Rachel Gay! All she can cook is creamed BULLSH_T!
Sounds like what Nick and Jessica said when there were reports for months about their marriage going down the toilet. "We are so happy! Nothings wrong." Whatever!
I give it less than 6 months before its over! We shall see!
Last thought…she is wearing those fake little boob chicken cutlet things!
i love rachael.
i love perez.
I like her, I learned to START cooking with the 365 30 min. meals cookbook- it's not an end-all be-all to cooking: just a means to learn and step up to better things!
I have to agree that her personality/brand is oversaturating the market, though…
silver bra?
o.o i'm distracted by her shiny nipple…wow…scary.
you can tell she's lying b/c she described their relationship as "extremely happy." I have a successful marriage and I would say "in love"
1) Her husband has a humiliation fetish–he pays women to SPIT on him.
2) She is so damn dumb–she did one of those $40 a day shows from Hawaii, and messed up every freaking place name, mispronouncing them to the point that they were unrecognizable. And some of them are very common names that any casual visitor or resident could say. Either she or her Food Network producers should have caught it–it was very, very sloppy TV.
3) She isn't a professional chef–she is one of the first to admit it–and the REAL chefs look down on her because of it.
4) She is more perky and more annoying than those other perky ones–Kelly Ripa and Katie Couric.
Argh!!!
I think you're right Mo! She's usually as flat as a pancake on 30 Minute Meals.
fakerr.
i hope its not true tho. =[
she should divorce him. he gets a hard *n when women spit on him… gross.
I hate this biyatch! “HE’S” so fricken annoying! She has man hands, anyone ever notice that? Must be from all that cooking.
whats up with her nip? who even cares about her i cant stand her voice
I couldn't even read the accompanying article, I was so distracted by the reflective boobie.
Rachael Ray is great and pretty anyways that show is her 100% match her because it bright and i feel she best than anyone who cook in show some dull and not match loudy, rachael ray best in show it match her it my option!
she's totally wearing cutlets.
i think she'd be better off as a lesbian.
stop pretending Rachael Ray!!
Shes so fake even her name is fake!! who in the world spells rachel Rachael.. WTF shes fake and her bullshit "delish" makes me sick to my stomach.. and that bullshit EVOO is stupid and webster's should be ashamed of that ( webster's recently added EVOO to the fucking dictionary…. evoo stands for extra virgin olive oil.. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww Thats why I stick to español.. la muy idiota es una estúpida y tremenda comemierda!!
Her cooking show aims at young people who dont really into cooking and want some quick eats. Some recipes are tasty but nothing comparable to real chef's like Emeril, Alton Brown etc. She seems fun and outgoing to me and I like to watch her show ($40 a day). Anyway, I heard her husband cheated on her. I do feel sorry for her 'coz he's probably gonna get her money when they divorce.
EW she's such a FATSO
lose some weight already, chubster. I doubt her husband wants to have sex with her- she's so chubby but doesn't even have boobs. Phony fat cow.
Sounds like her pink taco has gone rancid.
Douche woman!!!!!
Hey madison. He was rich before he met her.
Get your facts straight douche bag.
I'll F@ck her husband and SPIT on him too!@#$
Why is her boob so shiny?
i think shes a good person. Even if shes not a good cook that doesnt mean you have to hate her. sure shes loud and obnoxious, but thats not a reason to hate her. i think she deserves better from everybody.
if you dont care about her, dont bother hating her
shes not fat at all. if you wanna see FAT. then look up rosie odonell on google. rachel looks nothing like her.
i think shes gorgeous. just not that shiny nipple
is than an LED nipple?
she is so friggin' fake and obnoxious. her hubby just needs to come out of the closet already.
she has the biggest fing head. She is so ugly, and she does have the fake cutlets in. Maybe she shined the up w/her fing evoo. she is so flat chested, and she does have a man's body. EWWW>>>>now she has ruined my DD coffee too w/that huge mouth and head of hers….
totally hot
ok. at least ALL of your insults against rachael were just fake, or my dog could make better comebacks. you guys are just wasting your time hating her
Um. You can see the silicone inserts !!!
Shining through the bra…how humiliating
very interesting to see her in high def. She has junk in the trunk!
well, at least we know she has tits of pure silver! hurrah!
You can tell shes starting to get famous..let the "US WEEKLY" coverage begin… (groans..)
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I've read the enquirer articles about his discusting fetishes. They had photos of him with the woman in question. That is humiliating enough. I think she's OK in small doses, but she does need to take a valium, and stop yelling at her guests. Also, someone should tell her that making up words does not increase your vocabulary.
She was so much better before Oprah bought out her shows and destroyed her life…poor girl ended up on Perez's stupid blog whoda thought her fat cheery ass was anything worth bloging about…huh?
What I want to know is why there is a reflection coming from here BOOB????
I am married, so I am unavailable for a rebound man. But . . . . Rachel is totally hot — a tight little package who, if one believes the tabloids, is into some slightly kinky S & M. What heterosexual man wouldn't want to romp with her for a night or two!
That's the kind of stuff all celebrities say right before they get divorced, but I really want to know why here boob is shiny? It looks plastic under her dress!
she's one of the most annoying "prominent personalities" out there (dunno if i'd call her a celebrity) but no one deserves to be cheated on…she should kick his ass to the curb if it's true.
yawn, i am so sick of seeing her face. Was much better when all she had was the food network and one or two shows. Now she is everywhere and is the most annoying shit…. I wish she would drown in her EVOO……YUMMY
For a woman who keeps her ENORMOUS mouth open ALL THE TIME, she should have had her publicist or promoter, or Oprah tell her to get dental work done YESTERDAY! Pluh-eeze!!!!
She has a very short neck. She should get a new one. And maybe a better tan, she looks extra crispy in this photo. AND she should get a brand-new husband! Or girlfriend, who knows, maybe she's having a steamy lesbian affair.
#3. She is a good cook. I bet she gives a mean BJ like your husband.
Leave her alone already! You saw what we did to Jessica and Nick
Shiney Happy People…
will someone please stick a fork in her eye…SHUT UP YOU BUBBLY ANNOYING BITCH!
rachel ray eats the worst foods on $40 a day and promotes terrible tipping to save money. if you cannot afford to tip, you cannot afford to eat at a restaraunt. If you go to a 4 star restaurant and order macaroni and cheese or a taco; you are either a 4 year old or have no palate and should not have a TV show. If she waves around her hands one more time with that terrible grating accent I will scream. Most nations that are not industrialized live on $2 a day,why doesn't she try that and make a political statement on how we have become big fat food whores and food network is food porn, bad porn at that. And I would not feed her 30 minute meals to my worst enemy!!I apologize to all the chefs out there work their whole life making wonderful food but at least you have not sold your soul to Dunkin Donuts and Oprah…could it get any worse.
Does anyone else see the glare off her falsey??????????
I just saw Rachael out with her husband last nite, eating at Blue Smoke (nyc). They looked extreamly happy - even exchanged a couple kisses! They were dinning with friends, who brought their new baby. Rachael came over to our table and was so nice and cute…
She looked so stressed yesterday on Entertainment Tonight. Her smile looked totally fake and forced! I believe she knows John cheated and did drugs, and they will divorce soon!
Why is her boob so shiny?
Rachael Ray is NOT bubbly and perky, as people think. She is FAKE. Look at that "smile" - she is gritting her teeth and probably cursing in her head. She has to force her "cheerfulness," it is obvious to me. I believe she is a b*tch, and hey, she was a cheerleader after all. Everyone knows there is no such thing as a nice cheerleader!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats ok ill make her veeeery haaaaapy
Oh my GRAVY!
What the fuck is with that picture. Annoying as she is, Rachel Ray > Giada. Any day.
Women are not the only ones that marry for money. I don't wish her any harm, however she is not celebrity material. She has a voice like a truck driver, she has no sex appeal, and she is not a professional cook. It just goes to show that with the right people behind you, you can market anything. Her husband looks like the cheating kind. She looks like she is in denial.
bahahaha i can see her stick-em-boob! CHICKEN CUTLETS ANYONE???
I dunno, something smells rotten in the kitchen. It's gotta be damn hard being "on" all the time ~ and her show! Ghad. It's horrible. I like the 30 minute meals from, like, 2004, when she was a nobody and John was just her kinky ass boyfriend. Something about John is bugging me lately. I hope the rumors aren't true but something about him, that money-counting grin I always see from him, tells me that shit's about to hit the kitchen fan.
i LOVE her!! dont diss her just because of her love life.. like seriously would you want someone snooping around you life like all the celbs have it? i dont think so … fuck sakes .. LEAVE HER ALONE!!
Ummm…does anyone else see here silicone strapless bra?!! OMG
i was going to mention her shiny nipple too but someone beat me. =[
When it was just her on the food network… LOVED her…now.. I can not stand her. she is so fuckin annoing.
Rachael is not fat, she looks like any other normal American woman does (other than the truly fat ones). She is annoying though and I have not found one recipe of hers that I like….but no one deserves to be cheated on.
Oh yea Tu Madre…a lot of girls spell Rachael that way.
I dont give a FUCK what anybody has to say about her.
But I love her and I think shes sweet and gorgeous.
And a GREAT cook at that.
She has a great body too.
So what if that smile isnt all "real".
Maybe shes fucking tired of the fucking
stupid ass people "SMILE RACHAEL" "LOOK
OVER HERE RACHAEL" "RACHAELLLLLLLLLLLL"
I'm pretty sure she was thinking,
"stfu and leave me alone"
and I'm pretty sure all of you would too.
But shes great.
It looks like her nipple is glowing..horny much?
She's completely lying in my opinion.
Oooooh poor raytard I feel sorry for her now
And for all u rachael raytard haters here's the website for u rrsux.com
HOLY SH*T! SHE HAS A SHORT ASS NECK!!
this woman is annoying!!!!!!!! i cant watch her more then 2 minutes! why is she in the public eye?????????