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It's official. Tori is now Reverend Tori Spelling!

PerezHilton.com has learned that the new mom was ordained this past week. And she's already gone to work, officiating a gay wedding at Chateau La Rue this past weekend. The ceremony, which she hosted and officiated will be featured on Season Two of Tori and Dean: Inn Love, her Oxygen reality show.

Praise the Lord!

    Posted: Jul 9, 2007 at 3:46 pm / Email this  »
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    64 comments to “Jews for Jesus”

    1. WHY GOD WHY? says – reply to this


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      ?????

    2. monica says – reply to this


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      perez, you dumbass! its THE Reverend Tori Spelling, "Reverend" is not a title its an adjective.

    3. cindy lou says – reply to this


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      are you serious
      what is wrong with her
      she has all the money in world
      why does she need the fame'

      so sad

    4. monica says – reply to this


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      jews for jesus are not jews at all they are insults

    5. poop says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    6. Ona says – reply to this


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      her husband is too cute for her…

    7. steve xseventeen says – reply to this


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      you will be erased, perez

    8. H2OPoloPunk says – reply to this


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      That's fine. I was never comfortable with that horse-faced JAP belonging to the tribe. Good riddance.

    9. Scarlett says – reply to this


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      what the eff???

      the 'name' and 'email' section was already filled out with someone's info.

    10. huh says – reply to this


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      mmmn 3

    11. JUST JAK says – reply to this


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      Loves me some TORI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    12. Roxy says – reply to this


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      shes ugly

    13. Scarlett says – reply to this


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      I read this half-expecting (wholly hoping) to see a "just kidding!" at the end; but alas. Oh well. I'll just be in denial anyway.

    14. Scarlett says – reply to this


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      1st Scarlett: Maybe it was mine? I think we posted at about the same time?

    15. Sydney Jordan says – reply to this


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      Shalom Tori!
      Good for her!!! It's about time the gays get to be married. Just think the new couples can honeymoon on The Love Boat!!! I smell a spin on her Reality Show! "Jesus & Me"

    16. Sydney Jordan says – reply to this


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      Hey Scarlett,
      Your email and name came up on my site when I was posting. Let Perez know this.

    17. Chris Bucka says – reply to this


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      Reverend Torri??? Who did she pay for that ordination!?! Look out, the Scientologists are gonna be knocking down her door before you know it! And I agree, the Jews for Jesus are just confused. If you believe in Jesus as Christ, you're a Christian. Plain and ef'n simple. I won't touch on the Jewish side becuase I am not, though I bet they like the group even less.

    18. Babs says – reply to this


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      It's a good thing she was born with money, because she's got a face that could stop a train, not to mention no talent. Is anyone watching her show? Does anyone care? She is no Paris or Nicole, that's for sure.

    19. mimi david says – reply to this


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      yeah, she believes so much in marriage, she had an affair with a married man and took him away from his one month old adopted daughter. Hypocrite, ugly.

    20. areacode says – reply to this


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      i wonder what candy has to say about this.

    21. kelley says – reply to this


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      cindy lou:
      uhhh she has no money. if you read more maybe youd know aaron spelling only left her 500 thousand.

    22. mimi david says – reply to this


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      She believes so much in marriage, she had an affair with a married man and took him away from his one month old adopted daughter. Hypocrite, ugly.

    23. gigi says – reply to this


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      oy ve!

    24. Choco14 says – reply to this


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      LMAO moohahahahahahahahahahahahaah weirdest news this month since the pregnancy of the anorexic Nicole! XD

    25. GentleTip.com says – reply to this


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      Now this is getting interesting. What's next Jessica Simpson the nun?

      GentleTip.com

    26. LobLolly says – reply to this


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      Anything to make a buck, and why not.
      Will all the gays will flock to Chateau La Fuckin Whatever to get hitched? Hope so. If I wasn't already married, I'd do it.

    27. cindy lou says – reply to this


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      kelley :

      and you believe that

    28. lechemimono says – reply to this


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      You people are idiots. It's not weird at all. Haven't you ever watched Friends? Joey got "ordained" and officiated Monica and Chandler's wedding, haha. I have a friend who got ordained for like $5 online and officiated another friend's wedding. It's just a way to have the person you want perform your ceremony!

    29. carrie says – reply to this


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      You have GOT TO BE KIDDING!!!!!!!!!

    30. Discopunkk says – reply to this


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      You do know that "Jews for Jesus" is a real religious movement, right?

      Oh, and Jesus was Jew…for those who didn't know.

    31. ladida says – reply to this


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      You can get ordained at www.ulcordination.org. It's not a big deal. You can even buy the Rabbi title!

    32. d griffin says – reply to this


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      stupid face

    33. Laura says – reply to this


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      first off, anyone that becomes a religious ordainer through buying it on the internet is a fraud. Secondly, anyone that lets the ugly idiotic and now apparenly not as rich as we though tori spelling marry them is even dumber.

    34. Jeanette says – reply to this


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      They let someone who actually broke up a marriage perform them? Thats hysterical…I dont really think Id want her blessing my union…

    35. tori says – reply to this


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      so is she a fucking rabbi or what?

    36. Efrain says – reply to this


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      You go Tori! At least someone is marrying us..

    37. Ali says – reply to this


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      this website used to be semi-entertaining… i have run into you multiple times at the coffee bean, a billion perhaps…and your head is bigger than the freaking rite aid across the street literally and figuratively speaking. you ooze asshole-ness. you were sort of nice the first (and only because of this) time i've said anything to you, but you had this look on your face the whole time like…what the fuck do you want bitch, i'm so much better than you because i sit at the fucking coffee bean all day long and sit here kissing lots of ass.

      appreciate the people who read your website(ie me, or at least did) because we're all putting (sadly) money in your pockets so you can go out and buy more hello kitty purses and hideous clothing(really dude, john stamos is your friend, he's hot, let him teach you how to dress).PEACE!

    38. K says – reply to this


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      ok, i know she's just a nasty fame monger…but it's really cool that she's doing this. I know it's kind of a stupid ploy, but the fact that she officiated for a same sex marriage, and the fact that it's going to be on Oxygen is pretty freakin SWEET!

    39. whatever2 says – reply to this


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      Oh god, another publicity stunt!

    40. COCO says – reply to this


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      Very ugly, extremely ugly. It must be terrible to wake up at 2 am and look at that face. Her husband left her ex for her? Well, money is a bitch!

    41. Boobalicious says – reply to this


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      and we care because?????????

    42. michele in franklin TN says – reply to this


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      Ugh, she's so dog ugly… her husband is so nice, kissin' her ass all the time… she's so needy… read the article in UK's Guardian newspaper about them and their INN love show. Dean tells Tori to suck her stomach in… he's already bagging on her looks… now that the inheritence is pretty much not there, why would he stick around? Soul-mates, huh? His first wife got stiffed… what a jerk off that Dean guy is… he left his family for that horse-faced princess… HEE-HAW!

    43. Mina says – reply to this


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      Double You Tee Eff?

    44. matthew K says – reply to this


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      ho 4 sho'

    45. Prncssusie says – reply to this


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      Lord, help us all.

    46. btw says – reply to this


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      just btw, shes not a jew. her father was jewish. the jewish lineage passes through the mother.

    47. Nette says – reply to this


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      That's dumb. Maybe she thinks people will like her more or something but really, no one cares. She has zero class.

    48. CANDY SPELLING says – reply to this


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      SPREADING MY FAT ARSE CHEEKS……. FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!! I THINK I BETTER WRITE A LETTER TO PEREZ. UHHH UHHHHHH, HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE… FRAAAAAAAAAPP!!! FARRRRRRRRRRRT! ahhhh, that feels better.

      CANDY SPELLING
      LOST ANGELES

    49. CANDY SPELLING says – reply to this


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      SPREADING MY FAT ARSE CHEEKS……. FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!! I THINK I BETTER WRITE A LETTER TO PEREZ. UHHH UHHHHHH, HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE… FRAAAAAAAAAPP!!! FARRRRRRRRRRRT! ahhhh, that feels better.
      CANDY SPELLING
      LOST ANGELES

    50. CANDY SPELLING says – reply to this


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      SPREADING MY FAT ARSE CHEEKS……. FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!! I THINK I BETTER WRITE A LETTER TO PEREZ. UHHH UHHHHHH, HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE… FRAAAAAAAAAPP!!! FARRRRRRRRRRRT! ahhhh, that feels better.
      CANDY SPELLING
      LOST ANGELES

      P.S. PEREZ: STOP TRYING TO MAKE THIS SITE RESPECTABLE. IT AIN'T NEVER GONNA BE!!!

    51. blooo says – reply to this


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      yah i know who makes this website, but too bad it makes no sense that a reverend would oversee a gay wedding but w/e…shit happens when you look like a horse

    52. joey says – reply to this


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      OMG. another shitty reality show? really? How entertaining is Tori Spelling? would rather watch paint dry! reality tv has really gone to new lows. More Kathy Griffin!!

    53. joey says – reply to this


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      Borey Spelling!

    54. Megan says – reply to this


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      WHY ARE PEOPLE'S EMAIL ADDRESSES SHOWING UP NEXT TO THE PHRASE, "WILL NOT SHOW ON COMMENT"????

    55. sweetcheeks says – reply to this


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      duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

      ordained to perform marriages, not to praise the Lord, you silly bitch!

    56. M. says – reply to this


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      wow, she's finally done something right.

    57. j-me says – reply to this


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      first off …what does it take to be a reverend….can anyone be a reverend…do u go to some kind of bible class? why even have a reverend to get married if any ol person can do it???

    58. Amarie says – reply to this


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      Surely Jesus will forgive her for this one. Was she not always a christian or catholic? Tori can't just go and change her religion in a snap. That's horrible, you shouldn't be a religion if you aren't clear to believe it. I hope she wasn't just doing this for attention or to marry her gay friends. She could've easily made somebody else marry the couple. If she did, I don't even know, that's just a disgrace.

    59. lefty says – reply to this


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      WOW she is a real bad ass!!
      Why don't you try and rip apart useless stars like Jolie and brittney
      instead of making fun of a great decent star with class..

    60. Tiffany Said WHAT?! says – reply to this


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      I really like Tori Spelling, I don't know what the hell is wrong with the rest of you! She's not judgmental, she's really down-to-earth which you'd know if you pulled your heads out of your asses long enough to talk to her, and she's actually WORKING for a living which is something that spoiled brat Paris would NEVER do if she suddenly fell out of money! Tori did not break Dean and his wife up anymore than Angelina broke Jen and Brad up, yet you all looooove Angelina too death! The fact of the matter is, as crappy as it is when it happens– it's the married person's fault because THEY took the vows and made the commitment– they're the ones who aren't supposed to stray. And yes, I am well aware that Tori was married at the time too but you know what? Shit happens, people fall in and out of love everyday– get over it, it's part of living in America and having FREEDOM OF CHOICE!

    61. Vivica says – reply to this


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      My baby just pooped. Oh Im sorry i just thought that everyone would find that more interesting.

    62. Tonya says – reply to this


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      Don't you think that marrying a gay couple can send you to hell? I do!

    63. Deaconess R. M. Brown says – reply to this


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      NOT! What Bible did she study from to get ordained????????

    64. Kim says – reply to this


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      MAYBE SHE HAS A DIFFERENT BIBLE FROM MINE.. SHE'S A HOME WRECKER.