The Newlyweds

Bonjour!

Say hello to Mr. and Mrs. Parker.

The day after their lavish French wedding, Eva Longoria and new hubby, basketball player Tony Parker, arrive Stateside on Sunday.

The couple made their way through international arrivals before flying off in a private jet to a top secret tropical honeymoon destination.

Longoria was dressed in a comfy track suit with the words Mrs. Parker emblazoned on it, and she was sporting her massive wedding ring.

Parker was looking wrecked!

Seems like the wedding was a blast.

[Images via Mavrix Photo.]

Posted: Jul 9, 2007 at 5:42 am / Email this »

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74 comments to “The Newlyweds”

First says – reply to this

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First !!!
aussie cozzie says – reply to this

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CONGRATS! Can't wait to see the photo's!
Garfield says – reply to this

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I thought DH starts filming today
LaLa says – reply to this

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Parker?! yuck…it's all about Barnes #22
PS: comments are baaack YAY!!
Collin says – reply to this

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Im betting it lasts 2 weeks…
pretzellover says – reply to this

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ALRIGHT!!!!! You can comment again! WOHOO!!!! Bring out the freaks and let the verbal catfights begin!!!
jmk says – reply to this

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I'm not sure why anyone cares about these two. Her show is not that good, and this relationship is strange. All the coverage this wedding has gotten is just not that interesting.
itstimetotalk says – reply to this

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I am very very very excited by the new layout of Prezzers page. Well done to you hon. The comments were always my favourite!
sooo sleepy says – reply to this

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does anyone else think that ring is a weee bit tacky? too big? just a tad?
annoyedandlovingit says – reply to this

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Damn, now we have the comments back - time for the fat Oreo eating losers on a Friday night to start hating.
??? says – reply to this

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honestly, who cares about Evas wedding??? she is only famous for desperate housewives and almost no one watches that show anymore!!
stranger says – reply to this

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Eva is the weakest actress on a show that is declining both in quality and ratings.. not sure why anyone would care about her.
ofaj says – reply to this

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nice purse, though
Keepin Real says – reply to this

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I'll give it 3yrs, sooner or later he will wake up from being whipped by this whore.
imarpayne says – reply to this

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Wise move to emblazon "Mrs. Parker" on her track suit. It worked out so well for "Mrs. Federline" when she chose to advertise her married moniker on her pre-wedding attire.
stolenp says – reply to this

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He's sooooooo not into her…..body language? Dontcha think?
Laura says – reply to this

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eva longoria is damn fugly!!
mtg says – reply to this

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Great new layout perez!

What a gorgeous ring. Stunning bling!!
justine says – reply to this

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Well, I still watch the show and am interested. So theres one person who cares!
Grats, Eva!
Caroline says – reply to this

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Comments are back, finally.

Her rings are insane! They go up to her knuckle! Gorgeous, but crazy.

I give then less than 2 years.
aussie gal says – reply to this

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ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz So over this already. the desperate housewives are sooooo yesterday.
pynk says – reply to this

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I'll give them two years, tops!
gerard Vandenberg says – reply to this

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Eve, I see DIVA-tricks. But what precise are you achievements? Playing some kind of bitchy housewive, that's ALL!! Your flashy behaviour with your marriage is simple a way for being in the picture. Is your man sooooo extremely special? For you definitelu, but keep it private. And tell the whole world your wedding-cake was 30 tousend dollars. Let me ask you a question:
After eating te cake, did you SHIT more easier/lighter or more often?
M says – reply to this

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The ring is so hideous and tacky. These two remind me of circus freaks.
leslie says – reply to this

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Her rings imply that she is a materialistic primadonna! A model she ain't!!
mili_amira says – reply to this

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She is so boring and fake. Congrats though. Hope it lasts longer than her previous marriage.
Meriem says – reply to this

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soo cute
LAALALALA says – reply to this

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y'all just need to stop hatin'. If you don't care then why take the time to comment on it!!! i wish them well.
popo says – reply to this

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she is soooooo fake. he's kinda hot and can do better.
Laurie Lu says – reply to this

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It seems the more hoopla people put on for their weddings the quicker the relationship heads South. They will be done within a year, mark Laurie Lu's words!!!

So glad they are finally married so now we get some relief of the paps following her around while she's shopping….BORR-RING (yawn)
SpunkyPR says – reply to this

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sooo sleepy, you are so right, sometimes too much is tacky. I understand that they're loaded and can afford to buy the biggest and the best, but sometimes simple is better.
Monica says – reply to this

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All that money they spent on such frivolities !Shame on you ! Don't you know some people don't have enough to eat on our planet ? How long will that marriage last, I wonder.
Britt says – reply to this

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damn, gotta get me one of those NBA ballers.
-B- says – reply to this

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-I hope he got a prenup-
greatturtle says – reply to this

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Who cares about Eva's wedding??? They'll be divorced in a year!
JKQ says – reply to this

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oh who the hell cares
kim says – reply to this

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It's normal that they look wrecked… French weddings are an all-night affair. The French news reported that the wedding celebration wrapped up at 6:30am (therefore Sunday morning)… they probably headed straight to the airport after that if they arrived in the states on Sunday as well.
clarabelle says – reply to this

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I know I'm gonna sound like a jealous bitch but why don't I think she's "so hot" like everyone else? And I give this marriage a month tops.
Oonagh says – reply to this

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Real classy tracksuit all right. Tacksuit more like.
Adriana says – reply to this

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I think she's, adorable. Best of luck to them both. Love the bag!!
Sparrow says – reply to this

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They are way over the top: the pretentious wedding with money being thrown around. It's disgusting. She is dripping in it. All you see is flash. Boring and depressing. YOU'RE NOT A PRINCESS.
jo says – reply to this

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dayum! ive never seen so much bling on one finger!
yeahitsme says – reply to this

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it can't be easy being with someone like her. she seems like a control freak, and desperate for attention. i bet she runs him ragged with her bs, and stresses the heck out bof him to get all the silly crap she wants.
happy 4 them says – reply to this

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I am so happy that they are finally married…I think it is sick that alot of people like to give a timeline on a marriage tha hs just begun. How would you like it if when you go married people were saying that it wont last or were betting on how long your marriage would last..YOU WOULDNT! So leave the happy couple alone! Congrats to them! GO SPURS GO!:D
jac says – reply to this

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UGH…BLOOD DIAMONDS. What a shame
Delaware says – reply to this

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she is such a whore and I cannot stand hearing about this over-the-top wedding, he always looks like he would rather be anywhere that with that bitch, can she act, why is she famous…please go away you skank i give the marriage 2 years tops,
Why take the time??? says – reply to this

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Why have so many people taken the time to post that they don't care about Eva?? Clearly they care somewhat, or they wouldn't have taken the time to post their stupid comments. PS Eva didn't wear that pink dress for the ceremony on Friday, she changed in the Mayor's office.
Just me says – reply to this

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I heard Tony Parker treats the DESPERATE house wife like crap. The name really suits her.
???? says – reply to this

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yall some haterz
yawn says – reply to this

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I'm so bored of these, too. I've been over seeing them together since the very first picture. She looks like the clingiest lil monkey in all their pics. So overbearing & annoying…
yawn says – reply to this

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I'm so bored of these, too. I've been over seeing them together since the very first picture. She looks like the clingiest lil monkey in all their pics. So overbearing & annoying. She gives me the cacas lookin at her face and that heavy concealer
LaTasha says – reply to this

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she's a fugly whore and he doesn't even look interested in her…her ring is tacky and she can't act - why is everyone paying attention to this? i give them two years, tops.
y says – reply to this

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what a ring its almost as big as her
Catharine says – reply to this

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I HATE THIS WOMAN. SHE'S A TALENTLESS NOBODY!!!
shannon says – reply to this

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i'm jealous of her
tony is hotttttttttttttt
bahama says – reply to this

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They are both total losers!!!! The ring is nice though.
redsonja1313 says – reply to this

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Ok for GodSake I know he & SHe have buckets o' money, but that ring is gaudy. Bury with that gold lame monokini she had on last week
Cynthia says – reply to this

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salut!!!!
je suis super contente ke eva et tony se soit marié ils semblent heureux ensemble!!FELICITATION!!!!! gro mariage trè médiatisé en France pr pa grand choz com mm.
je trouve la bague un pe tro gross et un pe laide fo lavoué! en mm tem chak1 C gout^^
vive les jeunes marié et plin de bonheur!!!
on vs ador en france!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jodi says – reply to this

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who cares … BORING
Kerriann says – reply to this

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the ring is unfortunate. She's too petite for something so large and tacky.
elcee says – reply to this

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i loveee eva longoria & desperate housewives!
Katie says – reply to this

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oh please who cares! shes such a dumb desprate whore.. she was only IN LOVE with the fact of getting married and trying to outdo katie and tom. haha what an idiot. i feel soooooo sorry for tony.
SI says – reply to this

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who cares!
fuck them both
SI says – reply to this

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it's funny cuz in france everbody keep talkin and talkin bout that weeding.. Its the weeding of the year.. funny to C that in america yall dont give a damn!

well they married now.. ho cares they got a lot of money…
Nikki says – reply to this

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These two getting married is about as exciting as having a colonoscopy. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo unimportant.
Johana says – reply to this

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they will be "amicably separated" in about a year.
retretret says – reply to this

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terri hatcher says – reply to this

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mrs. parker? how tacky
Xtina says – reply to this

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c'mon w/ the frikkin chick…."Mrs. Parker" 12 year olds do that.
Linda says – reply to this

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Any woman who plays a role like she does is a pig. This marital bliss won't last - mark my words!
mnky says – reply to this

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it is amarrige made in heaven why dont you wish them well and stop being jelous! congrats mr and mrs parker
Amy says – reply to this

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Her sunglasses are so cute! Does anyone know what brand they are?!
Liz says – reply to this

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Eva you are a future slut!!!
Liz says – reply to this

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Eva is a future slut!!!!