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Britney Spears has been spending a lot of time in the Four Seasons Hotel in Los Angeles lately. The former pop star was snapped most recently having lunch there on Monday.

Britney is so happy because __________.
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you know, like you know??
FAT PIG
first
FIRST?
She's happy she ruined her life!!! What a waste! L-O-S-E-R!
WHite Trash!
she's doped up :]
her cooch doesn't stink for once
she just puked her lunchy
because she's a fat ugly whore.
she took a dump
… because she finally got rid of the child she hates (now she only has the normal one)
SHES ALLOWED TO GO TO THE FUCKING FOUR SEASON PEREZ COME ON…..EASE UP FOR ONCE
SHOULD SHE BE DRINKING A MOJITO?
LOVE HER RECOVERY!
…The price of gold went up and now her nasty ass jewelry is worth more than her record deal.
it looks like she has about an inch of real hair. yay.
… because she finally got rid of the hated child (now she only has one to use as a photo prop!)
CUZ SHE JUST CAME OVER & GOT SUM OF THIS GOOD DICK!!!
Who cares? OMG please stop posting about this loser.
could she get anymore rings or bracelets on
her punani hair is starting to grow back
her kids aren't around and she can booze again!
Considering how insane she's been acting its a bit skeery to imagine what would make her smile. Maybe her mom died.
She just made an appointment with Paris' hair extension lady!
she's drinking a mojito
she is the FIRST to get indoor plumbing at her trailer park
Her last brain cell just committed a suicide. Now she´s happy all the time
it looks like she's drinking a mojito….
glad that rehab has done her good.
Britney is so happy because __________.
Avril Lavigne is coming over and they're going to "write" some deep songs for her "cum"back
shes finally wearing underwear.
….she's thinking of the good old days, when she had a career and real hair.
She won a lifetime supply of Cheetos & cigs!
She so happy because she does NOTHING with her life and people STILL CARE!! has-been is right and its time to MOVE on…
I don't care what Y'all say…she's still the QUEEN of the TRAILER PARK!
She's drunk.
she was aproved for gastric bypass =]
hahaha.. im funny
Britney is so happy because no matter how fucked up her life is her teeth are still damn perfect
She's happy because her dealer came through. Duh.
so she spends her days hanging out and her nights hanging out if i remeber correclty she has 2 kids RIGHT??????????????????????????
she was approved for gastric bypass
"Has-Been" Pricelesssssss
she was aproved for gastric bypass
she's laughing at the fucking idiots who talk shit constantly about her. Get a life, you low self-esteem, low paying job fuckers. Go die or something.
Because she has a drink in front of her and she does not have her children, mother, father or sister around her…
she is such a looser…. grow up little rich girl
People who have to demean and degrade others have an inferiority complex and only cut others down to try to make themselves feel better. I pity you people. Too bad you are so jealous.
her phone is hott! viva la CRAZER!
Britney is so happy because she'll be getting a better "piece" soon.
Britney is so happy because. She finally found her lost bottle of nail polish remover!!!!!!
…she's a nappy-headed ho.
Britney is so happy b/c she has a ring for every finger.
She's probbaly back on her drugs again!!
…because her dealer said she could have a discount.
she got in contact with her coke dealer
…because her dealer said she's just 10 minutes away…
SHE'S GETTING ATTENTION! Please stop giving this hack exposure, she obviously loves it because she gets no exposure for having any talent or intellect. Alright, I admit it, she's like a car wreck you can't look away from. You can take the trash out of Louisana, but the smell comes with it!
She finally ordered her Iphone while on her RAZR.
she found out that BACK TO THE FUTURE *was* real, in fact.
My herpes medication is finally working
Good to see REHAB has done her good….She looks like a HOT ASS MESS AND DRINKING A MOJITO, Why doesn't she spend some time with her DAMN kids
*sigh* has been…..
She's happy because everyone continues to talk about her. The only bad publicity is NO publicity
Britney is happy becuase SHES HOTTER THAN THE FAT PIG PEREZ!!!!!
She is laughing at all of you haters that are making her richer by the minute due to all of the attention that she gets-both good and bad!!!! Hahahahahah
because…she doesn't care that her career is over and we are all laughing at her and not with her…
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she like got the like "roll" like
her hair is finally growing back.
Britney is so happy because caveman entered HER cave.
shes worth millions and millions n even if she tryed to pend it all she probably couldnt
Because Im running out of all my money…Yeehaw!
Britney is so happy because… she looks kinda like Michelle Rodriguez here, which is definitely an improvement
Leave her alone….its sad that you make fun of someone who has obviously been through a lot. You even make fun of her when she smiles…
I personally am excited for the new album, it will be amazinggg
Whatever hater, she looks hot
She has leaves growing out of the top of her head.
she found out how big her royalty check will be on July 15th.
Britney is so happy because she finally started taking drugs…. again.
ughh i cant wait til she comes out with her new single and looks hot again, and everyone that makes fun of her will be like OMG BRITNEY I LOVE THIS SONG OMG BRITNEY BRITNEY I LOVE YOU BRITNEY OMG THIS SONGS AWESOME haha you fuckin losers
she found out tater tot and small fry were deep fried in grease and she gets to eat them!
is happy because she found out that she only has 7 stds
at least her teeth are really white
Brittney is so happy because she sold her children into slavery in Hati and bought her hideous new jewlery.
Brittney is so happy because her welfare check came in!
she actually looks decent in this photo! you go, britney!
She's happy because she finally freakin got a stylist
Her mom died.
Her welfare check came in.
Because the Four Seasons just named a drink after her.
The Ho-jito.
Her mom died.
She sold her children in Hati to be slaves and went jewlery shopping.skank
she just farted!
she just drank a bottle of vodka.
… because she has really white teeth.
…. so happy because she knew there was a camera in her area.
she is about to down a mojito.
becasue perez wants to be her, and cant becasue hes a fat queen so he makes up trashy gossip about her and other celbrities he envies..
b/c her hair is growing back….finally
She just settled the lawsuit with the horse and now she owns the hair free and clear
…she still has fab teeth…and thats all she's still got
Britney looks very nice lately, pink suits her, it sets off her skin and adds a rosy blushy look to her. Her skin is almost translucent. Her hair is so healthy looking. It really makes a nice contrast with her skin tone. She is doing great. I heard her records coming out soon, and like her other prior releases, its set to hit the top of the charts. Britney is a survivor, and she is coming out on top admidst tremendous public scrutiny that doesnt affect her.
She's finally had the that tiny bit of brain that was lodged in her skull removed.
hahaha FINALLY someone will admit she's is or is going to be a has-been. i think at this point its going to be impossible for her to make a comeback.
…..her coke dealer is on his way?