It Was Fake

Despite loud rumblings, there was no new Britney single that debuted yesterday, as we had expected.
This mess is still in self-destruct mode!
The mother of two and former pop star did make an appearance on Monday near her home in Malibu wearing those nasty hair extensions and a "message" t-shirt.
"No push-over."
Hmmm….
Trying to send a message to mom????
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her nipples are pointing downwards - weird
wtf.
WOW! REALL???
she should wear a bra!!!!
OH SHIT! THE PREDATOR!!!!!!!!!
poor britney. i dont no what happened to her. she needs a serious intervention
Of course it was fake.
i knew it
fat greasy haired ho
She is DOOOOOOOOOOONE…
she's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo skanky!
mmM she look great, but her hair extensions sucks LOL
she should just rock the short hair. it might be cute as a little "meg ryan" do. anything other than those extensions. she looks like Elvira.
zexy
ha i noticed the nipple thing
and no i wasnt looking they just pop out
HOW DOES SHE HAVE HAIR EXTENSIONS?! is this an old picture?
Looking at this picture, I can honestly say that the only comeback I see happening would be me puking up my breakfast.
she is an ungrateful child. If she just listen to the people who really care for her she will not be on this situation. Just go home an be a mother BRIT.
She needs a serious make over…..and a bra!
She should record a duet with K-Fed, that would be hot.
oh god, enough with her let's just
Will she ever wear a bra!?!?!?!?
What a horriable mess. She looks like she has dreadlocks with that nasty hair of hers. Someone should lock her in a closet. Those poor children….how embarrased they will be
I loves Britney!!
P's back!!!
What a horriable mess. She looks like she has dreadlocks with that nasty hair of hers. Someone should lock her in a closet. Those poor children….how embarrased they will be when they get older
poor brit… extensions are the absolutely worse thing she could be doing to her hair right now. after pregnancy (and remember she has had two recently), your hair falls out and thins a bit. it will recover, but it takes awhile. look at the girl… she is balding. i give her credit for not bleaching it… i think that is why she has gone dark for now.
awww love her!
Perez,
Why do you want to bitch rag on Britney every chance you get? Why don't you just leave her alone. I don't approve of every dang thing she does, but COME ON…you trying to break her down? Believe in KARMA dude or dudette because your nasty words, trying to out people that don't want to 'come out' will ALL COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU IN THE END. You want people to post hits on your site so you can make the all mighty green bucks. Well, save them up because you will come down with HIV AIDS or some other horrible disease. You are what you think and say…ALL DAY LONG. Grow the fvck up and get a real job.
brit got extenstions, DYED THEM HERSELF got it all over her face and fucked up the extensions (i saw here try to come to the hair salon she goes to but she couldnt get out of the car because the paps were following her) she should a) get new extensions and b) where not ugly clothes. seriously. i know she has the cash but if she didnt look like white trash she could make the comeback
Wow, that is some bad hair. She should just take out the extensions and have a killer short cut for now. Also, she needs to lay off the dyes.
omg she got so fat again!!!!!!!!!!
man she already gained the wieght nice thunder thighs and very very sexy saggy boobs loool she is truly repulsive i dont wana even start on the zits and fake hair nore the actions she have takin against her mother what a waste of human space .
Is it me, or does she have a bald spot near the front of her head? Either way, she's looking a little rough (to say the least)!
She is such white trash…….just a nasty skank. She needs serious mental help.
Wear a BRA woman! Seeing your tots dragging on the ground is NOT SEXY. Get over yourself, and get a mirror.
Girl needs to wear a bra…..BAD!!!! That is disgusting.
She looks like she smells really bad……like bacon and cloves.
She's looking Gorgeus.
I'm waiting 4 u Brit !
Im so sick of Britney right now. Either do a real comeback or go away. Tired of hearing about who she is dating, what club she is at, how many times she goes to the Four Seasons spa.
She better stop or I'll come to Hollywood or whatever and smack the skank out of her. I swear.
seriously, you'd think with all that money she'd hire a good stylist and hairdresser. So over Britney
I wish she would just go around with a crew cut, like natalie portman did. she'd look kinda cute, right?
jesus she is gross! i'm so sick of her. where are you lindsay??? at least she is a pretty trainwreck. britney is just clueless and the worst part she thinks she is so smart….will you please go back to louisiana!
We all know she owns bras, she has worn them under her see through shirts, can she please leard to wear them under non see through shirts too, no one wants to see her saggin nips!
This bitch looks bored, I don't know how with two kids sitting at home wanting attention from greasy mommy!!
thats tottally jonathan davis from korn
leave her allone she's very pretty go kill yourself stupide people
thats totally jonathan davis from korn
gah she's gross.
two things:
1 - her nipples look delicious!!!
2 - it's obvious to everyone but him(?)(-perez) that the only reason he trashes britney so bad is because he wants to be her, but never will be.
Message to Britney - Wear a bra
she looks more and more like rosie o.
I am so over her I just don't know what to do. She's stupid, a bad mother, a bad daughter, a bad sister, a bad dresser and cannot sing. I HATE HER!
That pic out the other day with her and that "bodyguard" she sure was trying to hide her stomach with that big ass purse. Suddenly she is all fat and bloated again. Bet the bitch is pregant again just to nicole richie doesn't get ALL THE ATTENTION. Britney is a publicity whore and she would do something lame like getting preggo again for more of the attention she craves.
That pic out the other day with her and that bodyguard she sure was trying to hide her stomach with that big purse. Suddenly she is all fat and bloated again. Bet the bitch is pregant again just to nicole richie doesn't get ALL THE ATTENTION. Britney is a publicity whore and she would do something lame like getting preggo again for more of the attention she craves
i dont understand why perez hates britney… he s so full of crap!! he wishes he was a celebrity.. but he isnt.. he´s just a sad little gay!
Brit Brit has a receding hairline. Even her weave doens't hide that!
Britney if your reading this … here is what you need to do :
1. Take out the fake hair extensions, get highlights, let your hair grow out naturally.
2. Eat healthy, not taco bell; just pay for one of those nutritionist to make you gourmet meals
3. Get a trainer and work out everyday.
4. F all the ppl who talk shit about you; ignore others
5. Start working in the studio liema maniac and kick ass and rule the world again.
6. dress better. you dont need to make statements antmore about not caring what you wear.
7. Wear a bra. if you dont like bras, at least wear Breast Pedals; there a great invention and work wonders…you just put a flat pasty like sticker thing over the nipple and i loks as if your wearing a bra.
Brit, i love u girl get back with it … we need you
WTF??????? Is she trying to look like crap on purpose? Brit, come on, you have to look in a mirror. What is wrong with you? Get rid of those hideous extentions for fucks sake. Remember honey, your boys are going to look back and see pictures of you and wonder wtf were you thinking mom???
Get your fucking act in gear, you have enough money to help set yourself straight. Make use of it already.
Chop Chop.
I would wheelbarrow fuck her.
buy a bra you skanky douche! your not a mother ur a doorknob, everybody gets a turn!!
buy a bra you skanky douche!
my thoughts exactly princess, what is with those nipples pointing to the ground. She needs to look in the mirror before she leaves the house.
She's very scary looking and I just can't understand how she CANNOT see it for herself!!!
Would it kill her to invest in a bra?
This girl needs to learn how to wear a BRA!!!!!
with all that money she hase cant she pay for some extentions that arent made from old dead dog hair . and what with the nipples thats just rhong .. put on a bra ,, o right she dosent own underwere !! yuck
Fat, unkempt, greasy and saggy. As always.
I guess that's her only "come back". Whenever she "comes back", it's the same ol' white trash as always. No food stains on her clothes and no "accident" is almost a revolution for her.
WTF is wrong with her? Her hair is soooo ugly! what a trash!
She is a mess! She used to be so good–what happened to her? Justin and Christina Aguilera are both doing way better…Britney is a freaking loser! I feel sorry for her kids. Trashy!!!! Get it together!!!
I glanced at the pic while reading the article on top, and thought it was something about Rossie.. don't they look alike?
I love the way her big nasty nipples always point south. She is southern after all.
Why is it that the only time this girl wears a bra is when everyone can see it?? She put on alot of weight really fast and I wonder how long it's been since she's washed those greast extensions. UHHHHH……and that BELT!!!!!
Hey all - I've been in touch with Britney personally, and got a couple sound bites…If you want to read what she had to say and why she's sick of the media, google this:
MySpace, MySpears: Hounding Britney
Dear Britney,
PLEASE STOP COLORING YOUR HAIR BLACK - IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE MOTOR OIL IN YOUR HAIR!!
Her shirt should read, "No push up."
She's a mess - a train wreck. And the way she bites her nails and gnaws off her cuticles - it is VERY trailer park - Her hands are horrible. Savage!
this wretched drain on society isn't worth our attention. it was entertaining watching her dramatic fall from stardom…but all that's over. the paparazzo might as well find some random homeless person in LA and follow him/her around all day with a camera.
Of course it was FAKE. Her tits really look bad for only being 25 - imagine what they'll look like at 40 if she doesn't get them fixed.
Also, Bri needs to go on a diet - STAT! I could also eat whatever I wanted when i was in my early 20's but after kids, you gotta lay off the Cheetos, Dorito's & late-night burger binges. She looks really chunky and her fashion choices aren't helping. Get back to the dance studio fast!
wow she looks fat!
She has SO not reached rock bottom yet.
She's looking more and more like the lead singer of KORN everyday!
she sure looks greasy!
What-a-mess…..This chunky monkey is sooooooo yesterday, and yesterday's GONE…..bye bye
she is overrated. no one likes to hear her sing anyway, everyone just like to see the dances
does this chick EVER wear a freakin bra??im just saying does she have a prob with undergarmets??? first no undies, then no bra..wtf???? just a thought
she is too fat a girl to be getting all this hoopla. the 2 kids she had ruined her big boned body. she will never be able to look good again.
How her teats must sway in the breeze as she trods through the pasture….
She needs a facelift and needs to get the fat sucked out of her. Granny's not looking so good.
Ugh Britney, wear a fucking bra. And why you're at it, stop acting like trash. I mean, for Chissake, you are BRITNEY SPEARS! You WERE the sexiest pop star ever (even though you cannot sing for shit). Stop smoking, stop dating losers and get your ass back on top!
This woman looks terrible! Would it kill her to get a trainer (like Jessica Simpson has been rumored to have done), look into what soaps would best work on her skin, go to what is probably her favorite store, WalMart, and get the starter kit of Proactive, and finish high school. My word! Isn't she about to run out of money anyway? How did she get so fat again so fast!?? The ONLY time she has looked good was that time at the David Letterman show just after we all knew she had filed for divorce. She looked great, and then Paris took her under her wing…Lord! This woman has no pride! She is a pigster BIG TIME!!! She looks like she SMELLS!!! No wonder her ex-husband wants NOTHING to do with her! Yuk!!!! (Thank you for the ear.)
When is the girl going to get some bras and wear them! My lord. Sag city
It is my imagination, or are those "headlights" pointing straight DOWN??? Damn, girl… after you buy yourself some new undies… get a BRA and WEAR IT. Nobody wants to see your saggy-assed thighs and your saggy assed tits! DAMN
Too bad there were pictures out this week of her going to church on monday with her kids, and then playing with them in the park. Of course you wouldn't post those because you try to cast every celebrity in the light that you want. Your "reporting" is so completely biased it makes me sick.
too bad.
Ew. Looks like Chyna Doll has a new twin sister.
It really is just sad. SHe was once to pretty and now it looks like she has not showered in days…… Please bring the real Britney back!
i've given up on her. she keeps putting those hair-killing extensions in and will therefore never grow a healthy head of hair. she might as well have never shaved her head bc shes just killing her regrowth all over again. also, the repeated colorings of her hair obviously don't help. she's done being hot. and she seems like the worst mom everrrrrr.
Id still hit it
She is such a stupid arrogant whore. She is talentless has a mans neck and tree trunk legs.
Gross. Her forehead is huge. Her nipples are pointing down