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Jessica Simpson turns 32 today and to celebrate her birthday, the wannabe film actress' family surprised her by decorating her car with "Happy Birthday" ribbons and other junk upon arriving at Los Angeles International Airport on Monday.

She doesn't look a day over 30!

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

    Posted: Jul 10, 2007 at 1:37 am / Email this  »
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    1. dont wry about it says – reply to this


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      she isn't 33

    2. Cait says – reply to this


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      She turns 27 boner.

    3. kj says – reply to this


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      old as fuckkkkkkk

    4. Wutwut says – reply to this


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      She's 27, silly.

    5. eazy-e says – reply to this


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      HAG! j/k.
      But, really, I don't like her.

    6. me says – reply to this


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      what?

    7. get your facts straight says – reply to this


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      um she's def. not 32..

    8. lily says – reply to this


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      she's actually only 27

    9. t says – reply to this


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      1st?

    10. kelly says – reply to this


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      gag me. jess is so 2006.

    11. Mike says – reply to this


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      Slut!

    12. tasha says – reply to this


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      isnt she like 27.

    13. Aubrie says – reply to this


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      Shes only like 26 or something.

    14. just wondering says – reply to this


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      What? I didn't get the joke. She's not even 30 yet, right? And doesn't look any older either.

    15. good one says – reply to this


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      more like 27…

    16. WhatEverrrr says – reply to this


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      i bet her cow tits will be saggy by the end of the year.
      ewew
      ew

    17. kell says – reply to this


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      she's not 33 perez C'MON NOW

    18. perezmiami says – reply to this


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      he's playing around you morons. ofcourse she's not 32.

    19. Mandy says – reply to this


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      yyyeah, she was born in 1980.

    20. kristie....van says – reply to this


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      was all of that stuff in the car? lol… photo op

    21. Lana says – reply to this


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      U have the wrong age for her, u should change it

    22. Chantel says – reply to this


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      he's saying she looks like an old hag.

    23. sheisNOTt33 says – reply to this


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      OMG perez jessica is 27 not 33 even look on wikipedia and imdb…jeeeeezzz

    24. mavierck says – reply to this


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      i dont know if anyone has mentioned this yet, but she's actually 27. ;)

    25. christine says – reply to this


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      omg! we go through this every time! of course perez knows she is not 32…it is a joke, for god's sake! i know that every time perez does this to someone, he is sitting there laughing, waiting for the dumbasses to NOT get it.

    26. Francesca says – reply to this


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      Jessica simpson is not 33….she is only 27…

    27. Get a clue says – reply to this


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      He knows she isn't 32. She just looks it.

    28. brandy says – reply to this


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      DUh people, its a joke…idiots

    29. Chloabelle says – reply to this


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      I forgot I share a birthday with her, blehhhhhhhhhh.

    30. poooch says – reply to this


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      I used to like Perez but he jus annoys me now….the way he gets his info, not to mention most of them arent even correct. He jus needs to get over himself. hes no queen, hes no celeb, hes jus a fat boy that likes to talk crap about everyone else thats better than him. Thats all i gotta say, im sure most of u feel the same anyway.

      xo

    31. Kelliekels says – reply to this


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      Im sure her Creepy McCreeepster dad lied about her age to get her in theeerreeee! haha what if Pee is rt! hehe Fuck it i say shes 35

    32. pam says – reply to this


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      happy bityhday jess

    33. Bunny says – reply to this


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      My GOD some of you people are dense.

    34. Jen A says – reply to this


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      she turned 27…

    35. homo says – reply to this


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      the comments on this site are getting so effing lame, but i guess that's because Perez isnt what he used to be. Perez you're starting to slack in the news dept. you're begining to work like you look , like a fat negro. Get rid of your black attitude and start fucking getting us some new gossip, something we cant find first on another news site. And for fucks sake, pop some adderall, drink some coffee and stop eating for a few days, go to the god damn gym and take your life back.

    36. Jess is the new Paris says – reply to this


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      omg you people are such retards. he is only kidding around, he knows how old she really is. and especially now after your BAZILLIONS of stupid correction comments.

    37. Jason says – reply to this


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      christine says:
      "omg! we go through this every time! of course perez knows she is not 32…it is a joke, for god’s sake!"

      HAHAHAHA, ohmyGod…that's such a freaking hilarious joke!!!!! That's just, like, sooooooo funny!!!! Pretending someone who is 27 is actually 33….wow, how do you think up this HILARIOUS material?

    38. annette says – reply to this


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      You're wrong…. She doesn't look a day over 30 because she's not a day over 30!!!!!
      What else do I read on here thats wrong????

    39. GWP says – reply to this


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      WTF! Absolutely no one here can take a joke. Either that or you all have shit for brains.

    40. tracie says – reply to this


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      lmao its my bday toooo. but im 18

    41. t says – reply to this


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      i know you've already got 40 comments about her real age…but really, she's only 27! why no update?

    42. bethmarie says – reply to this


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      she's 27!!!!!!

    43. Mizze says – reply to this


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      SHE'S A HAG! LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!

    44. Brandin says – reply to this


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      Perez I get that you are joking, but it's a bad joke. I could understand if Jessica looked like she was in her thirties, like say Lindsay Lohan, but Jessica actually looks younger than her real age (27). So yea, the joke was dumb and wasn't funny.

    45. k says – reply to this


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      LET'S SEE HOW MANY STUPID A-HOLES COMMENT ON THE FACT THAT YOU GOT HER AGE WRONG. OBVIOUSLY THEY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM- F-ING IDKIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY SCREW UP THE COMMENT SECTION!

    46. LAURI says – reply to this


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      Annette,
      don't you get it—he is joking about her age. saying that she looks older than she is! you are stupid!!

    47. tes says – reply to this


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      hahahhh thirty two. you crack me up!

    48. JT says – reply to this


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      I get the joke, but I'm just a little sad that 32 is old now? How depressing…

    49. pammy says – reply to this


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      you are a moron. she is NOT 33. nice try tho perezey….

    50. LBoogie says – reply to this


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      This is why Perez is the shizz cuz of people like you all going back & forth & hatin! Love ya Perezzers!

    51. Vanessa says – reply to this


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      shut up perez

    52. veronika says – reply to this


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      There is no way Jessica Simpson is over 30!!!!! Where the F*** do you get your information…????

    53. Josie! says – reply to this


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      Uh, no she's 27.

    54. e says – reply to this


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      Don't you get that Perez is "joking" about the age? He jokes like that on almost every celebs birthday. And that's why it isn't funny anymore..

    55. Are u serious? says – reply to this


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      Anyone who said 'She's not 32, she's 27" seriously, is the biggest fucking moron. ANYONE that actually thought Perez was serious.. is the biggest mother fuckin moron I've ever heard of. Celebrities are his JOB. You think he'd get Jugs age wrong by 5 years???? You fuckin retards.

    56. Katie says – reply to this


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      oh you idiots perez is KIDDING! jesus hahaha

    57. Jesi says – reply to this


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      For all you people talking trash about Perez, why are you on his website supporting him? Yeah, you guys are REAL cool, talking smack through a computer to someone who could care less.

    58. someone says – reply to this


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      shes not 30 shes 27

    59. Kira says – reply to this


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      NOT 33…..ONLY 27 GOOF…….

    60. lizzz says – reply to this


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      Perez Please! Don't joke about supposedly being 'older than 30,' you'll be it soon enough. You're just obsessed by it cuz there's nothing worse for a gay man than to be 40.

    61. LAURI says – reply to this


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      if any of you idiots who are commenting on the fact that perez got the age wrong would read the previous, you would know better than to point out the age joke to perez…but than maybe you still wouldn't get it

    62. kyle olson says – reply to this


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      haha everyone thinks it's a different age. whatever, she looks good for once this year.

    63. Cazza says – reply to this


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      Not a very funny joke… and she doesn't look 32 anyway. I feel like this joke needs to be explained - that alone makes it bad. Love ya anyway Perez!

    64. Katie says – reply to this


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      silly boogers..he says shes 32 to get you guys all wound up..you guys are so easy

    65. privacyboy says – reply to this


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      U die soon….HIV HIV HIV

    66. jody says – reply to this


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      What is ur problem PEREZ she's a young beautiful woman for some reason u have this hate against the Simpson girls & family

    67. mwahaha says – reply to this


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      Isn't she pregnant with John Mayers baby also?!?!?!?

    68. Net says – reply to this


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      HIV jokes are so not funny…..

      …..who gives a shit how old she is

    69. mwahaha says – reply to this


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      and have you seen the sex tape of her dog Daisy? very scandalous & you heard it here 1st folks!

    70. HULK HOGAN says – reply to this


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      WELL CONGRATULATIONS TUBBY…
      YOU FINALLY SPREAD YOUR BIG FAT ARSE CHEEKS FOR THE RIGHT PEOPLE!!
      DID THEY ENJOY SLOSHING AROUND IN YOUR CALLOSTOMY BAG?
      EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
      HULK HOGAN
      LOS ANGELES

    71. tika says – reply to this


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      she 27

    72. annoyinglizard.com says – reply to this


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      Have none of you ever seen this site before?? Perez always uses the wrong age, and every time you all fall for it!

    73. lick it til it hurts says – reply to this


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      The real news ya'll is….Jessica Simpson is really a man, and-as if that's not bad enough, she is secretly dating Rosie O. Who is really a woman.
      It's true.

    74. JOanna says – reply to this


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      Jessica Ann Simpson (born July 10, 1980)

    75. Lexi says – reply to this


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      "the comments on this site are getting so effing lame, but i guess that’s because Perez isnt what he used to be…you’re begining to work like you look , like a fat negro. Get rid of your black attitude and start fucking getting us some new gossip…And for fucks sake, pop some adderall, drink some coffee and stop eating for a few days, go to the god damn gym and take your life back."

      is that not the pot calling the kettle black?
      the comments on this site are getting lame?
      I'm sure you sat in front of your PC for an hour thinking up something SO hilarious to break the 'lame' mold of all these comments, am I right?
      But really..He's right Perez, you work like a fat negro, and your site is shit. That's why his fingers accidentally type in perezhilton.com and he magically leaves comments on your entries, because he just absolutely hates the way your running things around here.

      come on now.
      i love you.

    76. fer says – reply to this


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      YOU IDIOTS you dont get it, dont you remember on newlyweds when she started obssessing on her age…"im 23 thats almost 25 thats almost 30 thats old waaaa waaa" Suckers! for the first time in history I'll have to say this WATCH MORE RE-RUNS!!!

    77. lovestoned says – reply to this


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      ahhahah! i love u perez!!! ur so evil and sexy!

    78. bob says – reply to this


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      IMDB.com says "Jessica Ann Simpson was born July 10, 1980, in Abilene Texas to Joe and Tina Simpson."

      Wikipedia says "Jessica Ann Simpson (born July 10, 1980) is an American pop singer and actress who rose to fame in the late 1990s."

      That calculates to 27 years old.

    79. jossica sompson says – reply to this


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      it's ,my bday too, i never knew we had the same birthdate!

    80. Lipo McBotox says – reply to this


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      Damn - bitch got old! Remember when she was only like, 21? And still a virgin?

    81. Ann L. says – reply to this


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      She's still pretty…pretty ugly. No matter how old she is whether its 27, 32 or 33 She'll still be known as a ditz. Older you get the wiser you are? Not in this case.

    82. philza says – reply to this


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      At least she was virgin when she married!

    83. Beiri says – reply to this


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      Again, anyone bashing Perez is an immature twat. Why? Because you make the effort to visit his site (probably daily) and comment.

      Jessica has no talent. But having a slutty image sells. Perez should just remove comments.

    84. Marcel says – reply to this


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      You are an idiot Perez

    85. krystal Woods says – reply to this


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      ummm…I think that perez might be joking, you losers!!!

    86. Douchepump Repairman says – reply to this


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      I would titty fuck Jessica Simpson backwards…so that my hairy, smelly ass was in her face. Perhaps I'd even leave a skidmark on her enormous chin. And just for Perez, I would give her a very vigorous anal pounding.

      Love,
      The Douchepump Repairman

    87. The Douchepump Repairman says – reply to this


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      I would titty fuck Jessica Simpson backwards…so that my hairy, smelly ass was in her face. Perhaps I'd even leave a skidmark on her enormous chin. And just for Perez, I would give her a very vigorous anal pounding.

      Love,
      The Douchepump Repairman

    88. D. says – reply to this


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      Do people that ranted and called la Perez a dumbo and whatever name really think he would deliberately lie about someone's age? He's got tons of resources he can check birth dates on, and he's definitely not dumb. He's just mocking la Jessica, in true la Perez fashion. Imo, Jessica does look several years older than her real age of 27, especially when she was all orange-skinned and dark-haired, and that's why Perez says she's 32. ;-)

    89. troy says – reply to this


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      27, but with the mentality of a retarded 6 year old. Unless she lying about her agge, like she is about her sex????? UGLY MAN!

    90. blahblah says – reply to this


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      Unless she's a liar, I think she turns 27 today.

    91. nisha says – reply to this


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      That was suppose to be a joke?????? hahaha I forgot to laugh.

    92. Robin says – reply to this


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      Um, how is she turning 32 when she was born July 10, 1980? Seems to me ( if you know how to add anyway) that it would make her 27. Get your facts straight!

    93. Keepin Real says – reply to this


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      Stuff yourself on carbs honey, it's going to be one boring birthday with your lame friends that you pay for, and your clingy ass parents. No boyfriend to shower you with love and affection, either :( Enjoy your cake, hope you choke on it

    94. kp says – reply to this


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      She's 27—duh

    95. nana says – reply to this


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      oh man, you scared me! i really believed she was 32! she doesn't look anywhere near that age… well, not with her make up on she doesn't… damn you perez and your snarky self :p

    96. Kim says – reply to this


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      She isn't 32…You get peoples ages wrong all the time.

    97. CDubs says – reply to this


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      she's only 27

    98. Miss Rhiannon says – reply to this


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      This is a novel idea - HE IS KIDDING!

      Do you guys read Perez or not?

      FFS.

      Oh and those that are calling Perez lame, to quote Scrubs… "So is your face!"

    99. sue says – reply to this


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      wich one is the dog? they look more like 40!

    100. jess says – reply to this


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      Perez seems to be losing his charm , making a obvious mistake to get readers to comment, would've been genius but lacks ingenuity. Forget jessica being 2006 try Perez…*yawn*

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