The Machine Behind It

Without even knowing it, Miley Cyrus has crossed over from the tween market to full-fledged stardom.

Her latest album, Hannah Montana 2: Meet Miley Cyrus beat out Kelly Clarkson's My December at a head-to-head race to debut at the top of the charts last week.

Miley's first album, out last fall, also went to #1.

At 14 years old, she is the youngest artist to ever have two #1 albums come out in the same year. And, now, Disney is set to make her an even bigger star, the next Hilary Duff. There are plans to make a Hannah Montana feature film.

Says Miley, "My new solo album just came out — it was #1 this week, and hopefully it'll be #1 next week. Now we're figuring out ideas for the Hannah Montana movie. And yes, it's for the theaters, so hopefully I'll see you there."

We have some fun ideas….

Hannah Montana Goes to Rehab!
Hannah Montana: Teenage Wasteland
Hannah Montana does Pretty Woman
Hannah Montana: I'm Keeping My Baby

Feel free to add your own.

Posted: Jul 10, 2007 at 9:37 am / Email this »

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nikanik says – reply to this

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Hannah Montana does the Seven Dwarves!
liza says – reply to this

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first! hehe
brooke says – reply to this

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first
katrina says – reply to this

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I LOVE HANNAH MONTANA
Per says – reply to this

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No doubt!
liza says – reply to this

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Hannah Montanta gets a pomeranain!
Bobbi says – reply to this

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first
jerron says – reply to this

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first
Summertime says – reply to this

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First.
Rayna says – reply to this

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I
Rob says – reply to this

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Maybe not first, but in the top five?
i hate hannah montana says – reply to this

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hannah montana goes to jail for not debuting at #1 for once
Rayna says – reply to this

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I love Miley! First!
YES #1 says – reply to this

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UMM WHO CARES?!

#1 COMMENT!
YES says – reply to this

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UMM WHO CARES?!

#1 COMMENT!
Mean Old Bitch says – reply to this

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Hannah Montana kills Perezoid in a fit of rage.
Kate says – reply to this

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Ok Perez. We like this girl. Why don't you keep your ideas and thoughts positive and actually be productive and positive with your 'power'. Don't even insinuate negative things like with your movie title ideas and actually get behind someone. Be good. You can do it.
Misty says – reply to this

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I love Hannah Montana. For some reason I think she will be able to avoid all the crap these other tweens go through.
SuziG says – reply to this

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Go Hannah!!! Such a cute girl, and yes, she actually has talent and is a good role model, unlike most of the useless teen celebretards!
jordan says – reply to this

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PEREZ
i now ADORE YOU EVEN MORE!!
i love that you posted miley/hannah montana now.
seriously, i love her. i watch her show like all the time. and im not afraid to admit it..hahahaha. and all my friends do too. its awesome!! cnt wait for hannah montana movie!
T says – reply to this

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Hannah Montana: My Time Behind Bars?
emily says – reply to this

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lol! that last part was soo funny! but i herd that miley has a twin! the twin is the one that sings. if you look really close at her hair, when shes on stage, you can see that its her real hair! i think Perezhilton.com should do some reaserch on that!
Tash says – reply to this

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Miley's awesome.. and she's not gonna turn into the next Britney Spears/Paris Hilton.
JayBee says – reply to this

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Hey, this is one nice cute talented girl.
Perez says – reply to this

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Jail would be worth it if she let me hit it!
poopy says – reply to this

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Hannah does Montana!
Jennie says – reply to this

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She looks like Rachel Ray
ashley says – reply to this

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can someone please tell me what first means?
Jessica says – reply to this

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Hannah Montana: Speading My Idiocy to the Masses

i wish she would go away.

and if THIS crap is gonna be on the silver screen, there better be an HSM movie on the big screen.
Ariel says – reply to this

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She BUTCHERED "Part of your world"

I don't like her.
alylyn80 says – reply to this

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Hahaha, those are funny. But seriously, this girl is alot liek Hilary I think, pretty grounded and seems to have her head on straight, I think she might actually be one of the few that makes it without all the bull.
SJ says – reply to this

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HANNAH MONTANA : THE FUTURE BITCH!
K-Swan says – reply to this

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It doesn't hurt that her dad was a superstar back in the day… Haha Billy Ray!

She is a positive role model and a real cutie. Let's hope she is able to hold onto that image
Eyes of Green says – reply to this

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Come on - she is a Good role model for girls, why start wrting nasty stuff about her Perez? Can't we try to keep her out of the gutter please? There are enough horrible girls out there to bash, leave the good ones alone!!!
KMAC says – reply to this

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Hannah Montana currupts Paris.
Chris says – reply to this

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Hannah DOES Montana?
hugh says – reply to this

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She looks like Rachel Ray's Mini Me.

Oh my gravy!!!
KP says – reply to this

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ok i kinda like your website and i am a fan of miley cyrus and zac efron, u r just rude
erin says – reply to this

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Hannah Montannah: But officer, he told me he was 18!!!!
KMAC says – reply to this

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hannah Montana corrupts Paris by influencing no PANTIES!
Sandy says – reply to this

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Leave Miley alone!!! She's not only beautiful but she's also talented unlike Lindsay and Paris and Britney who you admire and care about so much. This 14 year old has done nothing to you. Quit being jealous. I thought I liked you and I thought you were funny and conscious but you are just like every other paparazzi. I dislike you. Go to hell. Hannah/Miley you rock. I love Hannah Montana.
Stef says – reply to this

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I think she'll be fine. Her dad went through the Achy Breaky Heart phenomenon and straight into obscurity, I'm sure he well knows which aspects of the business to stay away from.
My only hope is that her education doesn't suffer, so she doesn't end up like all these illiterate, moronic celebutantes running around. (Someone PLEASE buy Britney a dictionary!)
luscious_t says – reply to this

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That's so Hannah.

I hate corporate "art."
Niicoollaa says – reply to this

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Hannah Montana: Don't Achy Breaky her Heart
Becky says – reply to this

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Hannah Montana goes to the dentist.
adam says – reply to this

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hannah montana: yeah, those are track marks. jealous?
simone says – reply to this

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the not so simple life of Hannah Montana
jackie says – reply to this

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Leave this little girl alone! She's going about her business and still being a kid. If she does follow in Hillary Duff's footsteps, good for her cuz Hil hasn't royally screwed up, a la Lilo and Brit!
Andy says – reply to this

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I LOVEEE this girl! She knows how to be funny and charming and she's so good looking on her show. I agree with Misty….I feel she will learn from the drug addicted teens of today's Hollywood and we will not be seeing any of that around her. Plus, she's a devout Christian and that always helps!
Kelly says – reply to this

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I hate this fucking bitch she is a slut fake ass bitch!!! This bitch deserves to get drunk and fall over a building break her neck and never work in the glitz and glamour of hollywood ever again!!!! Suck on that pussies!!!!
Lo-Down MC Molly says – reply to this

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Hannah Montana Cleans Her Plate And Still Doesn't Get Any Angel Food Cake
becks says – reply to this

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Shut up Kelly
Katie says – reply to this

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Hannah Montana gets herpes.
katie says – reply to this

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# 55 Hannah Montana gets Herpes
olive says – reply to this

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hannah montana can't sing for shit. OR act for that matter.
lola says – reply to this

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Perez dont pick on miley! She is a nice girl actually and cute! No im not some hannah montana fan, just nice to see some parents that have actually instilled values into their children. Miley is not one of those trashy nasty kids in who grow up in the hollywood spotlight. So lets pick on the Britneys, and lidsays, and those other whores and leave the good kids alone.
smokemonster says – reply to this

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Hannah Montana: Why is Perez Hiltion Acting Like a Douchebag?
catherine says – reply to this

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hannah montana: I'm really a boy?!
JayJay says – reply to this

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Hannah Montana does Dallas!!
Ozzie says – reply to this

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Hannah does Tony Montana
Cassie says – reply to this

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I hate Kelly!
... says – reply to this

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You know what Miley Cyrus is a great role model she comes from a Christian raised family not the muslim trailer park down south. She won't turn into a Britney Spears or a Lindsay Lohan, because her father wouldn't let her. So put that in your juice-box a suck it Perez!
Susie says – reply to this

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Miley Cyrus "Hannah Montana" - Finally a PERFECT example of how to be young, beautiful and talented in Hollywood without making a jerk of yourself and humiliating your family
lacoix says – reply to this

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Hanna Montana: Just Another Night Out Being Illegal and Underage At _______! (Insert NYC or LA +21 "hotspot" here!)
Tori says – reply to this

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Kelly are you jealous?
Manda says – reply to this

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Hannah Montana: When She Tries to Sing, Her Voicebox Should Fall Out of Her Throat and Maybe Then She'll Stop Attempting to Sing.
meg says – reply to this

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Hannah Montana: who's the father
Coach's Mistress says – reply to this

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This is low, Perez. She's done nothing "worthy" of your teasing. Stick with the trainwrecks already in progress and leave the innocent alone.
emgee says – reply to this

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I don't think you should talk shit about her until she deserves it. My kid is a big fan and I hope Miley doesn't end like Lindsey Lohan.
babooshka says – reply to this

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Disney is a marketing machine, coming up with a formula of a pop star by using this young girl, Disney channel exposure, semi-catchy but musically empty songs…but they get tons of $$$$ for it.
AJx says – reply to this

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I can't believe you have gotten so low as to make fun of pre-teen girls. First Ali Lohan and now Miley Cyrus? Are you really that insecure and upset that you are overweight with an overbite that you need to make fun of children to feel good about yourself?
Jessica says – reply to this

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Hannah Montana Gets Lanced. :O !!!
JB says – reply to this

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Hannah Montana: The Bathroom Stall Binge

(co-starring Samantha Ronson as her suspiciously gay frenemy)
Me says – reply to this

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Did you see the episode where she sang with Dolly Parton and her dad? Wow her voice blew them 2 away. This girl has talent. She's adorable. Leave her alone P-Nasty!!!!
NoFearFem says – reply to this

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Hannah Montana DOES Montana!
Tiffany says – reply to this

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Hannah Montana buys scientology Butt plugs!
Go Miley! says – reply to this

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Hannah Montana Kicks Mario's Fat Ass

So far she's a good girl on the right track and a positive role model - something our culture hasn't seen since ???? When??? Mandy Moore is the only person I can think of who hasn't flashed her cooch all over town.

Britney was never a positve role model even before she became a washed up skanky embarassment for a mother - her sexy school girl days just taught girls to be little sluts in training. The rest of them - Paris, Nicole, Christina, Jessica, etc aren't any better.

Leave Miley alone. She's pretty, she's sweet, and she's young. Don't condemn her to skanksville just because the current Hollywood *hitgirls have no morals or class.
Molly says – reply to this

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Hannah Montana: Spend a Night in Montana, sequal to "Night In Paris". Coming to an adult store near you!
Andy says – reply to this

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thats absolutelly perverted Molly!
katlyn says – reply to this

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Hannah Montana marries Tom Cruise!
kayla . says – reply to this

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Hannah Montana does Kevin Federline !
Lali says – reply to this

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Hannah Montana: I'm keeping my baby !!!
that would be bigger than spider man3!
Kelly says – reply to this

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Hannah Montana goes to jail…….again!
mayra says – reply to this

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haha hannah montana will never be the next hilary duff. shes really ugly, ugh and her face when she smiles its scary, hannah miley whatever you fucking name is youre better off with a paper bag over you damn ugly ass face.
alisha says – reply to this

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hannah montana dumps her mom
Megan says – reply to this

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Hannah Montana: My Time Before I Got The Jessica Simpson Nose Job!
karley says – reply to this

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Hannah Montana: has no talent!!
Christine says – reply to this

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"Hannah Montana: I'm Keeping My Baby Cuz it's Daddy's too"
Christine says – reply to this

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Oh, and all you people gettin on to Perezie for tweakin' on Hannah: "She's a good kid" and blah, blah, blah…..she's only a good kid SO FAR! Give her about 3 to 4 years and she'll be showin' her kumquats like all the rest……mark my words, people! We're only about 5 years away from headlines like "Miley Cyrus checks into Promises Rehab"
ceann rua says – reply to this

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Hannah Montana has a normal childhood, left alone by perez hilton. bid all peace love and understanding
kate says – reply to this

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i like Hannah Montana:I'M keeping m baby…suits her
Kellie says – reply to this

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Perez IS being nice
Aimee says – reply to this

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Hannah Does Montana
Hannah's Montanas
cat says – reply to this

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I personally do not know or have ever been a big fan of Billi Ray (man or music) however, I have friends that have been longtime friends of the family Cyrus and say that Billy Ray and Tish are outstanding parents and have a very grounded home life, hopefully she will provide u with only pretty smutt!! LOL
Kadia says – reply to this

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Hannah does Montana

Ihate this bitch and her dad
BOOGER says – reply to this

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Hannah Montana Becomes ACTUALLY funny and not to mention watchable
Bianc says – reply to this

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Hanna Montana & K-Fed: Will they last?
HOW LOW??? says – reply to this

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Wow perez, most of the time I enjoy this type of stuff with all of the "it girl" of tencil town being made fun of and that's because the girls you do make fun of are of age. Seriously I've never been so shocked ! Do you actually have a heart or are you just some type of fat dude with a ice pump to live on. Why don't you get a date. Get laid! Something ! Because people like you are why the world is the way it is now. Just being real. I have never met anyone with this low level of maturity you remind me of a 16 year old ignorant school girl who knows nothing about the world. Arent you like …..40. But anyways you probably wont care for this message or even read it. Just wanna get this off my chest, Miley or Hannah montana is pretty ground and she has a great future ahead of her. As for you I'll pray …..Douche
Michi says – reply to this

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Hannah Montana in the film adaptation of "Are you there God? It's me, Hannah."
Pinakoala says – reply to this

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Hannah Montana: Makes boy hearts go achy breaky.