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Tom Cruise Is Going To Be Very Happy

7/10/2007 11:31 AM ET | Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True

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Celebrity Butt Plugs have just come out with this new sex toy molded after the late founder of Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard.

John Travolta will take four - that's how much it'll take to fill his hole!

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66 comments to “Tom Cruise Is Going To Be Very Happy”

  1. queenjanine says – reply to this


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    OMG! Where did you find that? Hysterical! Is it real?

  2. ted says – reply to this


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    terrifying.

  3. kev says – reply to this


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    I smell a lawsuit? first.

  4. Woot12376 says – reply to this


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    first

  5. d says – reply to this


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    hahaha that is hilarious!

  6. privacyboy says – reply to this


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    Keep it while u can't get another man coz ur HIV status …FAT-PIG

  7. inadee says – reply to this


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    hahahah! how great is that?!

  8. Laila says – reply to this


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    Holy fucking shit that is the best thing I have ever seen in my life!!!!

  9. SRZ says – reply to this


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    that is just wrong.

  10. divine constipation says – reply to this


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    hmmm… with these chocolates and toys you are spoiling me!

    ah, sweet celebrities, dive deep into my hole, and swim in the land of the fragrant brown, in for which your fat ego will drown!

    xx

  11. Kitty Lush (www.myspace.com/thebitchofmyspace) says – reply to this


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    FIRST ???

    whats is wiv this sientolagy fuck crap?????????

    they all christans or whatever but wanna look cool

    if it was fashionable for them to go around wiv dog shit on there face they woould!

  12. RiRo says – reply to this


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    Perez - where can I buy these?

  13. bree says – reply to this


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    Satan has landed for the apocalypse. I'm getting a visual, and have to go purge my retinas. Nastypants!!!

  14. tearyouapart says – reply to this


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    hahahahaha o god. its has satan eyes lol.

  15. buTT pLUG mAn says – reply to this


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    yes!!!!!!!

    DO ONE OF BOTH TRAVOLTA AND CRUISE
    they are dooshe bags period

  16. Gella says – reply to this


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    ROFLMALNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Let me guess, it's a giant asshole :)

  17. Gella says – reply to this


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    ROFLMALNO!!!
    Let me guess, it's a giant asshole :)

  18. brittney says – reply to this


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    oh wow…is that a real? or you just faking with us? that is very strange if it is true…ahh founder of scientology as a sex toy haha

  19. SJ says – reply to this


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    How many will you need, Mario?

  20. privacyboy says – reply to this


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    This blog is pure disgusting

  21. RazzleDazzle says – reply to this


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    Looks like the Skipper from Gilligan's Island.

  22. Doc says – reply to this


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    Now I know why this is called Hollywood's Most-Hated Web Site!

    I dig ya Perez but this crosses the line. That's NOT hot!

  23. Alexis says – reply to this


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    OMG what you talking about, Tom and John were the testing panel for this product!

  24. me says – reply to this


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    love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. mr logic says – reply to this


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    do they have ones with other made-up religious icons? Jesus, Buddah, Muhammad, etc…

  26. mr logic says – reply to this


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    Do they have ones of other made-up religious icons? Jesus, Buddah, Muhammad, etc…

  27. "FIRST" Morons says – reply to this


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    #4 - Woot12376
    I love the idiots who say “FIRST!” and aren’t even first…what pathetic lives these people must live to have their day highlighted by being “FIRST!”

  28. Saturday Night Fever says – reply to this


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    LOL, Pretz…chuckle, snort, cough

  29. ana says – reply to this


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    wat the hell is a butt plug?

  30. Victoria says – reply to this


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    damm if anyone you should be making remarks about the homewrecker Angelina not Joh T! Perez your such a door knob!

  31. Pernille says – reply to this


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    I just threw up in my mouth. HAHA

  32. Kitty in Kansas says – reply to this


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    Let's face it, he makes a better butt plug than he ever did a writer.

  33. maria cruz says – reply to this


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    That's just wrong in soooooooo manys ways :-D

  34. funniest EVER says – reply to this


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    that's the FUNNIEST thing I've seen!!!!!!!!!!!!! I almost had a stroke from laughing so much!!!

  35. tammy bean says – reply to this


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    That is so damn funny…the Bush one is great haha.

  36. D. says – reply to this


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    OMGPMSL! That's brilliant. Hey, how come there's not a butt plug of either Tom or John at that web-site? :-P

  37. detached says – reply to this


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    In a word, awesome.

  38. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh says – reply to this


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    I'm so buying one!!!

  39. GRUMPY says – reply to this


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    THATS COOL ! HOW,S BOUT MAKIN ONE OF EACH CELEB MEMBER,THEY,D SELL LIKE HOTCAKES !! GREAT IDEA !!

  40. QueenSpooky says – reply to this


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    This made my day.

  41. CANDY SPELLING says – reply to this


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    THEY MADE THAT ESPECIALLY FOR YOUR GAPING ANUS PEREZ… WITHOUT THE PLUG YOUR INSIDES WOULD HIT THE FREAKING GROUND! YOU'VE HAD SO MUCH DICK UP THERE….

  42. JR says – reply to this


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    Wow, what will they think of next?! I mean what the hell!!! It takes a special breed of person to come up with something like that… I hate Scientology/Scientologists b/c they are a bunch of $ grubbing dipshits, this butt plug is the perfect way to stick it to them… RIGHT WHERE THEY LIKE IT!!!

  43. JustJak says – reply to this


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    I have it on good authority (John the Queen Travolta) that Tom Cruise keeps the triple Xtra large one firmly buried in his poo poo at all times including when he's using the turkey baster on Katie. He's had so many fists up there that he can't risk taking it out unless he's hanging upside down. And you thought Malibu residents were the only ones worried about MUD SLIDES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. Boo says – reply to this


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    Perez… this is hilarious!!! I LOVE YOU!!!

  45. Sunny Sam says – reply to this


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    I am sure the scientology church will be very pleased as well!

    LOL!

  46. Jennessa says – reply to this


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    OMG I hate Tom Cruise and I hate John Travolta for what they have said about women who take antidepressants. I think it's pathetic when a person will use their celebrity status to bash things t hey know nothing about.

  47. mtg says – reply to this


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    you should buy one for yourself Perez! Considering how fat and ugly you are, you will need some manual stimulation. You're a big queenie bottom.

  48. none of your business says – reply to this


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    what the hell is that shit even for??

  49. Leroy says – reply to this


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    I thought that was Perez for a minute.

  50. KarenCanadian says – reply to this


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    OMG! funny!!!!! hahahahahahaha

  51. Mikey says – reply to this


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    Travolta is so gay, he nearly mauled my male massage therapist friend on his visit to Safety Harbor Spa in Clearwater FL

  52. ben says – reply to this


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    WOW> That thing will bring some joy into Tom and Davids sex life.

  53. Celimene says – reply to this


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    I love you, Perez! But the "will take four" butt plug comment about Mr. Travolta was not your best. Or maybe I had too much wine and I'm feeling sentimental.

    Keep on groovin' 21st century Walter Winchell!!!!!!!!!

  54. cal says – reply to this


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    it is beyond me how that would fit up ones arse!? it looks very uncomfortable!!

    When you pull it out do you get shit and bits of corn around the rim of his hat? hahahaha

    different strokes, different folks

  55. nowhammy says – reply to this


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    WTF Perez! Thanks for giving me my 277th reason to Love/Hate you. This is the funniest product I have ever seen. Butt plugs? In the shape of celebrities? Fucking insanely hilarious. How do find this shit? And how will i describe it to my friends without them thinking that i spend my time shopping online for buttplugs!??!Good one P!

  56. justme says – reply to this


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    PH - has anyone told you lately that you are a total ass?

    Lucky for you, you get to make a living with this shit. It's not like it takes any talent to be a shithead, so I hope you don't feel "blessed" by the crap you spew.

  57. Jessica says – reply to this


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    That is seriously disturbing.

  58. jane says – reply to this


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    disturbing? craziest thing you've ever seen? unfortunately for me, i saw the jesus butt plugs and holy mary dildos online a long time ago!

  59. Jessie says – reply to this


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    You are disgusting! Get a life.

  60. can8tv says – reply to this


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    that's the funniest thing i've read on here in ages….fell to the floor; good work.

  61. Julie says – reply to this


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    That is one of the funniest things I have seen in my life - I love the bush buttplug!!!

  62. Xenu says – reply to this


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    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  63. Rogue says – reply to this


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    Everyone should note…

    Lubrication is not required or included! Makes you wonder…..

  64. Nik says – reply to this


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    John Travolta has AIDs…its a well known fact in Hollywood. Sad…

  65. jasper says – reply to this


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    i think youll need one of these pares because no man could love a fat terd like you and you probbably got one in your ass right now.

  66. Matt says – reply to this


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    Wow! Get me a big can of Crisco and bend Tom Cruise over. Give us a couple of hours!!!