We Have A Stalker

Filed under: Personally Perez

Okay, THIS is kinda scary, yet totally funny and pretty brilliant.

P.S. We're moving and gonna work from our new home office from now on!

Posted: Jul 10, 2007 at 12:51 pm / Email this »

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AN-to-the-DY says – reply to this

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oh my. would you like a tamale?
me says – reply to this

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first?
Danielle says – reply to this

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this loser just wants publicity. Tell her to grow some eyebrows and cut that nasty bimbo mop off.
Carol says – reply to this

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Perez is officially a CELEBRITY now!!!!!!!!!!!
tell us more about your stalker, lol
nancypants says – reply to this

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no Perez, dont leave your office! i wanted a hug from you! your so effin gnarly! dont leave!
Marie says – reply to this

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holy crap … pSyChO!!!
jenny says – reply to this

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only 1!?
Your fan says – reply to this

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NOOOOOOO! I wanted to go visit you some day at the Coffee Bean & Tea Leave site. I was there one day and missed you. Can we go see you?
jj says – reply to this

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third
Heiday says – reply to this

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OMG - She's nuts….
Chell says – reply to this

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Aaaahahahahaha! Welcome to the world of stalkers baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!
fwchelle says – reply to this

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WTG Perez, you just gave this girl the 15 minutes she was hoping for.

Uuuh, she does know you're a homo, right?
stephanie says – reply to this

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ah perez! she means no harm, u totally have to meet her. no seas malo!!
sexy says – reply to this

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she want's publicity totally but in a fun way this is a totally shnazzy vid.. I would like to meet you in a more unobvious way… I had sweet and condensed milk kind of way… uh yeah. KISS !
anthony says – reply to this

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Dude…she's hilarious…PEREZ you should totally HIRE her! And make her do like interviews for you…buy a PerezHilton microphone and send her to premieres and stuff…thatd be a great addition to your blog
Caity says – reply to this

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oh my lord! i guess it could be worse… PSYCHO!!!! Love you Perez
JoJo says – reply to this

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Wow. She is funny, but needs to get a job and a life. That poor guy that tags along with her. She must be real good in bed for him to put up with that craziness.
mandy says – reply to this

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That video pretty much ruled my life.
alibabwa says – reply to this

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ahaha! she's obviously an idiot since she didn't know perez's real name. psycho!
dom. says – reply to this

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17th?
Shane says – reply to this

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"according to my calculations we saw him sitting here the other day"

I love that we have the largest amount of dumb beautiful blonds here in Cali
Katie says – reply to this

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from the country where i live this website is restricted…
sexy says – reply to this

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Uh did you know that I have a greek boyfriend and he got jelouse that I mentioned you like sweet and condensed and I heard it from you first and he went out right away and bought me sweet and condensed and we had greek frappe with sweet and condensed… greeks are so jelouse!
manda says – reply to this

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she's adorable, i thought it was really funny, and she's obviously not really a stalker
me says – reply to this

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awww, how sweet. you should try to meet up with her some time.
Lauralala says – reply to this

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AW come on give the lil' girl a break and let her meet you…..in a VERY public place HA. How sweet though!

Ciao
Chantelle says – reply to this

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P, throw this chick a bone! LOL

I totally agree that you should hire her!
Ash says – reply to this

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lol at grow eyebrows.
liz says – reply to this

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bu she knows you're gay?!?
LL says – reply to this

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really funny- clearly she's not really stalking perez but more making a funny clip
Tracy says – reply to this

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LOL!…yeah, she's "different." xDDD Perez, you oughta contact her & try to meet her - she'd freak!
Carolyn says – reply to this

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wonder what she'll think when she sees this here…
tearyouapart says – reply to this

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i like her. i think this was funny and someone who likes a person so much that there willing to make a video should be rewarded. she was funny and she wasnt afraid to make a fool out of herself. go stalker!
Logan says – reply to this

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that was the most amazing thing i have ever seen
caramel apple with nuts says – reply to this

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Loves it! I would totally stalk perezzles.
it's me angela says – reply to this

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hahaha i agree… this is brilliant and hilarious. This chick has skillzzz…and for everyone saying she is crazy…maybe, but it is probably going to get her a lot of moolah someday. And for christ sakes perez….say hi to that chick!
katie says – reply to this

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the country i live blocked the link
FunRide71 says – reply to this

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Ok Perez, how much are you paying her?
elizabeth says – reply to this

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Poor girl and you did'nt go and see her. I wish her all the best
Laura Boettcher says – reply to this

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perfect proof that hot girls are all crazy!
Amanda Kines-Phillips says – reply to this

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Perez, I completely agree with #15!!! You should hire her and have her interview people!!! L-O-V-E-D the video!!!
N.Ro says – reply to this

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its funny
i like the sunglasses part haha
aw perez be a sport n go say hi or pull a britney and attack her w an umbrella!
myherozero says – reply to this

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Maybe she will toss your salad!
GareBear says – reply to this

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a crazy fan can be fun… just look at her cute boy toy..yummy!
Becky says – reply to this

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Wow. You wouldn't catch a Cuban chick posting her stalking escapades on the internet.
myherozero says – reply to this

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Maybe she will toss your salad!!!!
Becky says – reply to this

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You wouldn't catch a Cuban chick posting her stalking escapades on the internet.
erica says – reply to this

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i hope your new place has a giant fence.
nikki5000 says – reply to this

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HOLY SHIT!! you know your famous when you officially get a crazy ass stalker!!

CHECK YOU OUT PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!
my turn says – reply to this

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ha ha …love it! She is too cute and has more personality and talent than most celbutants, celebuspawns and trainwreck celebrities out there…give her a break…she's just f***in around.
jen says – reply to this

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um ew… lame and a waste of time. she just wants to get her 15 mins .. fug!
PinkyD says – reply to this

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She was so cute!! Asking folks if they were gay…probably not the smartest thing to do in LA, but…she doesn't even know your real name…I do…I should totally call you !!
Cris says – reply to this

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aBSOLUTLEY Hilarious!! Get a sense a humor people!! SHe achieved what she wanted… ou attenton and Perez… Perez you got to find this girl…
jenn says – reply to this

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um ew. fug. desperate & lame
Jocelyne says – reply to this

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I thought it was cute.
Georgia says – reply to this

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hilarious! I can't wait for part two
BILL says – reply to this

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that chicks kinda hot perez, i say you make an exception & give it to her one good time…
Jaz says – reply to this

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This sorry ass bimbo is just looking for publicity. Tell that chicken leg, beach blonde to go do something more productive with her time…
sassygurrrrrrl says – reply to this

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Perez- you deserve to have complete adoration from millions…..I just hope she doesn't stab you with an ice pick!
Chipster says – reply to this

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That girl is funny as shit- look at her other youtube videos- perez, check out her rendition of ' rehab'
conchita alonso says – reply to this

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What a fucking fug-nasty suck ass.
Why not waste your time kissing up to OJ or someone with more of a purpose in life.
Joner Hall says – reply to this

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PLEASE TELL THAT DUMBASS BITCH TO TAKE SOME OF THAT EYELINER OFF AND USE IT ON HER BROWS!
j-money says – reply to this

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OMG..watch their other videos, they are SO strangely funny!
DJ says – reply to this

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OK, yes a little scary, but its clever and its really really funny to watch. I know you won't want to part with your first stalker, but you know you could put her to work for you stalking other celebrities - I can't wait for part 2!
Terri Beth says – reply to this

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um… creepy
enriquem says – reply to this

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she's gonna boil your bunny, perzzy.
keep us posted on part 2…
elsa says – reply to this

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well at least she got what she wanted accomplished… now shes ON Perez Hiltons site,,, whoo
Joner Hall says – reply to this

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PEREZ HAS OFFICIALLY REACHED THE TRANNY DEMOGRAPHIC..You go Boy!!!!!
nayeliisiinaaa!! says – reply to this

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LOL She is funny, you should try to meet up with her….pereziito chiko no seas malito…dont leave..i wanna go visit u some day!! i can make u some dulce de leche!!
Kat says – reply to this

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OMG that was funny ! I look forward to the sequal
Jaime Burke says – reply to this

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What a stupid sloppy cunt. GOD HATES FAG HAGS.
SHELLYBELLY says – reply to this

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instead of "MY DATE WITH DREW" IT'S "MY DATE WITH PEREZ"!!!!!!!!!! LOL
Strapping Young Lad says – reply to this

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is that Brooke Hogan?
Tu madre says – reply to this

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Ohh shit.. bitch is gonna find you, you will hug her, squeeze her boobs, clean her up a lil bit, you will drink some mochaccino that she will buy 4 you (and drop a lil ruffie in it) Rape you, you will wake up a new man, Straight, but still pretending ur gay, 2 yrs after that, she will have a website wher she's gonna publich the video of her raping your culo… Hahahah
Riley says – reply to this

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her idiot-ness makes me gag.
gin says – reply to this

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what a whore… dont watch it… its just some la bimbo looser looking for publicity
kat says – reply to this

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wow. i found perez on my first try.
emily says – reply to this

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HILARIOUS

A plus
MeLovePerezLongTIME! says – reply to this

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I THINK THAT BITCH WAS SOOO CUTE! SO DITZY, SHE MEANT NO HARM. I SAY BE AND LET BE! PEREZ SHOULD SURPRISE HER WITH A COFFEE ONE DAY OR SOME FABULOUS PINKBERRY DESSERT! GOOD LUCK GIRL
Amanda says – reply to this

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She is so funny! I agree with one of the other comments. You should meet her and have her do interviews. That would be hilarious…a definite must see!!!
stupid blonde says – reply to this

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OMG! Take this stupid ass bitch OFF your site NOW!! I can't believe you would want a ditz like that on here!! She is a HORRIBLE actress and wears WAY too much makeup. Someone please offer to get her eyebrows tattooed!!
bob says – reply to this

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she probably thinks you look something like the cartoon at the upper right corner of your masthead… someone should tell her it's accurate only if you're standing in front of a mirror that makes you hot AND thin… we all know you're neither.
Taylor says – reply to this

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CREEPY!!!!!!!!!! Well, her and Britney do have 1 thing in common, THEY CAN'T SING!!!! Ooopps…did I say that out loud!
Manda says – reply to this

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In one of her other videos on YouTube (Rehab), she calls Reese Witherspoon her aunt. I wonder if it's true?!
Apres Ski says – reply to this

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Finally, Perez has his version of Ross the Intern just like Jay Leno!!! Only thing is, she's cute & funny!

Perez, get smart and hire her just like Jay hired Ross. She could do wonders with your imagine and maybe get you off the hook for those sticky legal problems. If you want to destroy your legals problem, send them a hot mama or a real cutie pie!!

ROTFLMAO!!
Kim says – reply to this

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Ah she is awesome, you totally need to be her friend!!
deana says – reply to this

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you can't leave..i was going to the job site one day…to cutE!!
Marcie says – reply to this

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Ok chick is crazy….
BANGER says – reply to this

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SOOO PARIS HILTON THE QUEEN OF THE SEWER IS AFTER YA HUH PEREZ??
I,D RUN TO !!
DanaD says – reply to this

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How much did you have 2 pay her? Love ya!
kristin says – reply to this

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that girl totally isn't serious… it seems like she was just having some fun. and if you look at the youtube profile, you'll get a better idea of what's going on. i guess they started recording these vids as a way to show their family what they're up to in LA… and now they're apparently starting a reality tv show… i'm not all about reality tv, but i would watch it, she's fucking hilarious!
Joel Sandoval says – reply to this

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That girl has "It" factor. You should take her under your wing perez and rocket her to stardom like you did Mika.
mmm says – reply to this

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she is cute but needs less black eye stuff
Lucretia says – reply to this

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*rolls eyes*
Kara says – reply to this

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you are the best. if i lived near you i would stalk you too! you rock!
texaassssss says – reply to this

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aw they're cute!! you should totally help them out with this whole reality show thing they're doing
it would be amusing as hell
Danielle says – reply to this

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I'm so sad you are moving… I wanted to visit you at "the office" when I came to LA one day! But now that you're a real celeb I guess you have to protect yourself from us crazies.
diablofeminina weho says – reply to this

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PSYCHO!!! They will just give anyone a camera nowadays. She just got her 15 minutes. Move out of the Russian ghetto anyways, it is time, too many people going without their meds like this one.
MadderHatter says – reply to this

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Wow. I only watched the first two minutes and it's cute but really sinister in this fluffy candycoated way. If I were Mario I'd actually be a wee freaked.
Loser says – reply to this

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Nice, how much did you pay her for that. It's obvious you were in on it, otherwise she would have tried to "look you up" with your real name. People don't fall for it otherwise you are retarted.