We Have A Stalker

Filed under: Personally Perez

Okay, THIS is kinda scary, yet totally funny and pretty brilliant.

P.S. We're moving and gonna work from our new home office from now on!

Posted: Jul 10, 2007 at 12:51 pm / Email this »

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Hilary says – reply to this

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Perez… If i wasn't stuck here in NY i'd be stalking you too!!!
shauna says – reply to this

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oh man, she crazy. i feel bad for you
JC says – reply to this

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WHAT.A.FREAK!!!!!
downwithmuffins says – reply to this

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she knows your gay right? you might need to break it to her gently!
Leanners says – reply to this

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Awe.. it cut off like halfway through but what i seen was totally cute. why are the main ones saying bad stuff about her women?? they're just jealous they don't have the balls to make a fool of themself and have fun.. i SOO agree with a couple of the others.. let her do interviews at premieres! woo hoo!!! you can even send her to the grammys and all that good stuff, i'd watch them just to see her get out there and act a fool haha
downwithmuffins says – reply to this

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dude she knows your gay right?
Ashley says – reply to this

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That is probably one of the funniest things I have ever seen. its amazing how stupid people are funny! love you forever perez!
nico says – reply to this

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lol
just brilliant
you should meet her
Sher says – reply to this

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she's hilarious! so cute!
Michèle says – reply to this

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be careful Perez
Victoria NYC says – reply to this

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I kinda liked them! they are funny!
daniela says – reply to this

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hahahaha es tu oportunidad de ir en tu coche y atropellar gente, o …stalkers, al mas puro estilo de lindsay lohan.
Simon says – reply to this

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Woah! She is some kinda crazy! I love her! She def. needs her own "stalker" TV show. She's charming, witty and completely irreverent.
s_vicious says – reply to this

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A real WANNABE…but just what the hell does she wanna be??
Not brilliant…
mtg says – reply to this

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I can't believe someone would waste their time on you. You are evil!
wtf says – reply to this

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Why do your pathetic "fans" kiss your fat ass so much. They don't know you. If they did, they would surely hate you. Half of WEHO HATES YOUR GUTS. A bartender friend of mine pissed in your drink once. Another friend of mind blew a snot rocket in your dinner at a restaurant.
damein says – reply to this

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panda eyes .. rotten voice .. sick bitch .. its AVRIL alright
Nat says – reply to this

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Bimbo..
m says – reply to this

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What is this girl thinking ?
OMG OMG OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is a seriously crazy !!
It's only perez people.
He's not Brad Pitt.
It's just the most gay man on the planet , she knows that right ?
rachael says – reply to this

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All i can say is…that took a ton of time. And her hair is so crunchy looking…you can tell she loves it but its funny cuz it looks like crunchy crinkles.
Plus, its just an act…shes not really that dumb, the video was edited far too well for that.
Kim says – reply to this

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She's great… VERY creative, funny, and HOT! You need to hire her!!!!
hott mama says – reply to this

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shes like a poor tara reid? crazy mid western girl!
Eric Connor says – reply to this

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dude looks like a lady
Candy says – reply to this

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OH PEREZ!! YOU GOTTA MEET THIS GIRL!! I THINK A PART 2 WOULD BE HILIARIOUS.. BUT SHE'S GOTTA MEET YOU.. THEN YOU CAN GIVE HER AJOB!

TOODLES!

CANDY
LMR says – reply to this

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i think she's super cute and personality plus. i think you should meet/hire her before she gets taken. if i were a talent scout i'd totally nab her and fast. lol, she might be a little on the weird side for wanting to meet you of all people, but she's too cute all the same.
Ashley says – reply to this

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OH MY GOD!!!! This chick needs some serious meds to get her back in the real world.
Hannah says – reply to this

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HAHAHA love it!!
Bet that made her day when she saw that on perez's website!
ally says – reply to this

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kidd go home shes queer
Jesse Jay says – reply to this

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Pezzy, look at you! You've come so far, WHO'S PROUD PEZ PEZ! ME! That's right, ME! Pezzy my nezzy, i'm outsida your rezzy-dense. No seriously Mario, this is big, keeping writing the good write.
Bill Clay says – reply to this

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You should bang that little whore so hard that she won't be able to walk straight for a week. That bimbo looks like a total starfucker. Oh wait, you're gay. Sucks to be you. Maybe next time you'll get a little pole-smoking twink to follow you around.
Don in Oklahoma says – reply to this

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PEREZ!!! Give up the gayness for an hour, this girl is totally HOT, HOT, HOT…yeah she is a bit of a bimbo but so what…we had a president that loves bimbos too..DAMN Man…it would be worth one time shag!
Nicole says – reply to this

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You should find her and take her guy. He's pretty cute!
jackie says – reply to this

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this bitch needs to lay off the black eye make up, and while shes at it , she needs to get her trashy hair done as well. no wonder shes a brittany fan. lame.
GothicTemptress says – reply to this

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You've got to hire her to work for you…she's so enthusiastic about you, I can only imagine how great she'd be as an employee! Not too bright though. A real name and Zaba Search would get her farther, but she's nice to look at (her hair is to die for), and she sure loves you!
miss kelle says – reply to this

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can we say weirdo
LA Woman says – reply to this

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you're loving every minute of it Perez!
Gab says – reply to this

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ok…shes obviously an unsuccesful
1:actress
2:dancer
3:singer
…she just wants a job….
Mich says – reply to this

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I would really expect that someone that was a true fan would know your real name and where you normally hang out. - funny but a little "special"
big fan says – reply to this

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so cute! we want more
suzie from philly says – reply to this

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it was kinda cute, actually. really funny when she tried to find out if your fake name is listed. the car stuff was great, the stuff outside your house kinda scary. flattering, but i'm glad you're moving inside your house to work…did she even try to get up at 6am?? Oh, and there are a million Coffee Bean and Tea Leafs…I was in LA this week and noticed about 20 of them.

Of course, you were in none of the ones I checked. You're the best, Perez!!
Mel says – reply to this

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HIRE HER!
Perez, you were mentioned on a major DC radio station today!
Hope says – reply to this

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THAT makes me want to stay away from drugs for the rest of my life.
mom says – reply to this

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Oh dear - this bitch is annoying. I want to just squish her head
Summer says – reply to this

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That was hilarious. It almost makes me like you Perez! You should hire her as your PR girl - she cold be like that gay guy that Jay Leno has on the streets, except it is the other way arond - your the gay guy and she is on the streets…runnin up the stories! I wold totally watch it. Here comes Perez!!!! See, you are awesome now - definelty loving you - hire her!
Leslie says – reply to this

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She was hysterical! One of the best videos since your "Talkie-blog" (ahh shh push it!) with Ross! I wanted her to find you! How fun would that be! Go for it, show her the real P-Nasty! You are now officially a tourist attraction! Only in LA!
OPLEASEwhore says – reply to this

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O Please she is pathetic she has other videos of her trying to sing

HAHA WHAT a joke and what a fuckin joke you are for posting her you suck
Kim says – reply to this

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OMG, this made me smile really big! You should so meet her! It would hilarious!
Stacy says – reply to this

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Perez, loved you in the "LisaNova does YouTube" video !
Mamey Sapote says – reply to this

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hell when I mailed you (CUTE CUBAN BABIES) adoration, you listed your phone, addy and AIM to me in reply… and your real name (which is on wiki anyhow) have not used any… how good of a stalker is she? I cut her off at 2:30 I felt the life being sucked out of me….
anastasia says – reply to this

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that's kewl. but she's REALLY ugly!
Katt says – reply to this

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no this girl is hilarious
Wendis says – reply to this

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haha! she's funny! but don't ever leave. You might be blonded to death.
robin says – reply to this

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hahahahaha
Heather says – reply to this

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Give me back those 6 minutes Perez. That was far from "brilliant" you douchbag.
kittenpurr says – reply to this

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OMG! SHE WAS KINDA CUTE BUT SHE IS A DUMB BLONDE LIKE WHOA!
sara g. says – reply to this

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i'm all for hot chicks who don't mind making asses of themelves.
ha! says – reply to this

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That's great! Oh Perez, will you take this girl to lunch or something???
Lulu says – reply to this

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Ok, usually I don't like bimbo-Paris-wannabes who dress slutty and think they're hot. That's what I was expecting at first but she is actually funny. I saw some of her other videos and she's got potential. She's totally not afraid of making a fool of herself (carisode 1: broken sunglasses). PEREZ IF YOU DON'T HIRE HER SOMEONE ELSE WILL!!!
Lima says – reply to this

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OMG how cute. Hire that girl immediately, she's adorable!
sara says – reply to this

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laura says – reply to this

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how funny…because i went to high school with her..in FL. i read some of the comments. its pretty obvious that shes kidding around. the video was made for fun, and she is pretty goofy anyway. cool chick in high school, glad to know shes still got a sense of humor! GOOD LUCK IN LA ANNA!
sncwe bnark says – reply to this

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cattiebrie says – reply to this

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haha it is brilliant and very creative! if people are buying that this girl is a stupid blonde or a real stalker, then she has real talent lmao. loved it, love you Perez