Guess Who Just Called Us????

So we just got a phone call from Avril Lavigne. We told her we wouldn't talk about it. Ooops!
Apparently she called the assistant of a mutual friend of ours and got Perez's number that way.
"I just wanted to reach out to you directly, instead of you hearing from my manager or publicist," she told us. Nice. We respect that.
"I get what you do, but you've just been especially mean to me and it hurts," Lavigne added. "And I hear about it all the time. Journalists always ask me about you in interviews. You don't even know me!"
How do you respond to something like that?
"You just make it so easy sometimes," Perez told her. And she does make it easy. Too easy.
Avril was practically begging, "I wish you would stop writing bad things about me."
Our heart kinda sunk. We felt really bad for her. Then we remembered. She's a douche!
Stop being such a hack, Avril, and maybe then we will be nice.
xoxo














































hahaaa!!! go Perez!!!! fuckin luv u!!!!
oh, perez, i love you - don't ever EVER change!! xoxo
I have been trying to tell people for years - I love you for speaking the truth on this skank, Perez!
I'm from Russia! I am a fan Avril Lavigne!!! Be fixed fat mongrels! xa-xa-xa. мы надерем задницу этим сукам!
naughty, naughty, naughty! but thats why we love you. you da queen
AVRIL GROW UP!! Perez you slay me!! Keep up the good work… tell it like it is baby!
I would have respected you more, Perez, if you had kept that private. You can kiss your chances of stars calling you goodbye after that.
Yes, I from Russia, your mother! I am a fan Avril!Russian fans of Avril - let's be united and Let's beat to these fat mongrels ass!
my naderem zadnitsu etim sukam! russkie ne zdayut'sya!
Dear PEREZ HILTON and tallguy I have shit on your words.Try to stop me=))It will be very funny=))Only I know what I wont and If I want to go to Avril Lavigne site dont wory,I'll do it.Sorry but I dont know english slang well,but I know russian slang very well Идите вы все в ЖОПУ товарищи=)Как я рад что родился не в стране где люди хотят показать себя за счет того что уничтожают других людей.И я буду надеяться на то,что все кто тут гнал на Аврил окажутся на ее месте,чтоб они поняли как это…PEREZ HILTON and tallguy I hope that you read this and understand!
She's lost inside, lost inside!!!
Anya_BG молодец,хорошо сказала=))
I thought punks don't care what people say aboot them? How pathetic that she even went through the hassle of ringing him up and begging him to "stop being mean" What a fucking joke. You're 22 Avril, grow up.
As for all you Perez haters: ER, HELLO?!?!?! Perez is just doing his job!!! If you don't like it, then fuck off!
what the fuck is she so angry about all the time? and why the hell is she singing a song that a 14 year old wrote when she's married?
Anya_BG ех….мне б так владень языком,я б им все высказал что о них думаю,но на этот раз чтоб они поняли=)
I agree leave her the fuck alone.
****** Avril is HOTTTTTT! OKKKK!? Avril is all for me. Avril is the best woman in the world.
Maybe if she wasn't such a bitch maybe people wouldn't give a shit about her. Avril's a fucking DOUCHE. Oh and I don't give a shit about knowing you or not.
LOL!PEREZ I LOVE YOU!BOOHO AVRIL!:)STOP BEING A BABY, UR A CELEBRITY SWEETIE.PEREZ WAS SENT TO MAKE UR LIFE A LIVING HELL!
"#820 - sarah says:
I thought punks don’t care what people say aboot them? "
Where do you see that Avril says that she's Punk ? Show me that ! She never say that bitch so …..FUCK OFF!
Yeah seriously, what's with all the Russians? You know, typing in your like, Russian way really doesn't work against us as well as you might think. You're lame. Lame as fuck. And to top it all off, YOU LIKE AVRIL!! AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
sarah Ok,emagine that Perez write this thingn about you,If you emagin It,I think you understand how bad it is.Perez kiss my ass,try to find another work,because if you dont see it I'll tell you that you destroy life of the people and get rich on this!!!
PEREZ, stop sucking grandpa's dick! Suck my balls and dick, dickhead! (Take a dick in your mouth) Shut your fucking mouth, bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Короче, ИДИ НА ХУЙ, ушлёпок недоношенный! Нехуй пиздеть на AVRIL всякую хуйню, если не знаешь человека!!! Усрить ГАНДОН ебучий!! I fuck you!! AVRIL FOREVER EVER EVER…
TO #806 - Die Avril
УМЕРЕТЬ ДОЛЖЕН ТЫ УЁБИЩЕ ЛЕСНОЕ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyone who says you are out of line (perez) and makes her sound like a angel, be weary it can be Avril in incognito. Oh well, she brought this mess on herself. I feel sorry (a tiny bit), but she isn't a nice person!!!
YO SOFI—————————————————————
KEEP WRITING IN RUSSIAN ALONG WITH ANYA BIG GOOF
BECAUSE YOUR ENGLISH MAKES NO SENSE.
DON@T THEY HAVE WEBSITES IN YOUR COUNTRY?????
I agree with #8 Maggie. Leave her alone. She was being lady-like by asking for you to stop being mean. You should do as she asks or you are being a bully and that has its consequences.
did someone seriously say "she's only 22."?
Glad you didn't cave in to the call - she should stop STEALING other people's stuff and maybe then she'll start earning respect as a real artist.
Cheese and Crackers that was funny.
sarah shut off,you speak get fat rubbish!!
Sofi you fucking dick, are you insane? If you're really such a fan, then you should know then when she first came out, it was aaaaall about how she's "punk rock through and through" (just check out how many bracelets and ties she had, CRAZY GIRL!!) but admitted she knew NOTHING about The Ramones, The Sex Pistols and other REAL punk rock bands.
Just accept it, the person you lurrrrve and worship so much, is a DOUCHE through and FUCKING through! Cock…
Besides, why are you here? shouldn't you be on HER site? Or shoving her CDs up your ass? This place is not for people like you. You're a twat and you don't belong here. So either fuck off or roll over and die…and take Avril with you. Thanks! =oD
Блять, сборище УЁБКОВ!!! Не пойти ли вам всем на хуй!!!
Doesn't matter anyways. She'll still be hugely successful and you'll still be a disgustingly hideous douche bag. Mwah!
Avril The Best: sarah Ok,emagine that Perez write this thingn about you,If you emagin It,I think you understand how bad it is.
Honestly? No, I wouldn't feel bad. Mainly because I would accept that I'm in the public eye, and with that, comes pros and probably more importantly, CONS. She knew this would happen. It was only a matter of time.
I would respect her much much more, if she just ignored it. That's what a professional would do. But thanks for your comment.
PLEASE PEREZ CONTINUE TO INSULT HER SHE IS A BITCH AND CANADIAN PEOPLE HATE HER SHE IS DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok , I'm not russian , I'm french and i'm sorry for my bad english ! So i'm gonna speak french , but you're not understand no ? Ok , who cares .
Vous dites tous ces trucs sur Avril alors que vous la connaissez meme pas , de 1 elle a jamais copier personne mais dans votre petite vie ennuyante evidemment vous avez besoin de sensation ce qui fait que vous vous cherchez des occupations comme critiquer des gens a qui vous enviez la célébrité , le talent, les fans le succées la beauté et tout la tralala .
Perez , tu fais pitié ! Avril a réussi quelque chose dans sa vie , elle est reconnu dans le monde entier , comme chanteuse , toi t'es reconnu comme desolé de le dire mais , un connard . Si tu regarde ta soeur , et tu la compare a Avril , la tu pouras dire , oui ma soeur est une p*te , elle n'a pas de talent , elle n'a pas de voix , ni de cerveau je suis desespéré et c'est pour ca que je critique Avril . Avril elle a au moins le culot de dire que sa la fait mal , elle n'a jamais dit qu'elle était punk , c'est une personne comme les autres qui a aussi des sentiements et meme si tu mets cette merde sur ta page là , hé bein sache qu'on AIMERA TOJOURS AVRIL !
Et toi Sara , avec tes "HOoooow i love you Perez oh my gosh oh my goosshh !" , tu fait pitié ma vieille , vous faites tous pitié d'ailleurs .
Avril Lavigne The Best Кто так не считает то я скажу по нашему,по украинскому,Йдить ви дуріки у величезну дупу зі своєю ганьбою!
Lol! I couldnt agree more with sarah.
Гандоны!!!!!!!!!!Ебаный сайт лезбиянок!!!!!!!Вы лучше о своей пидарской натуре напишите,а мы с удовольствием почитаем!
I think Avril is the biggest joke to the world of pop music ever since she mispronounced David Bowie's (BUOY!) name during an awards ceremony. BOO, Avril! Get off your high horse.
Perez is a fat ass pig faced glob of shit. Honestly, you're rich, hire a personal trainer and a nutritionist. You're gray hair is gross… and put DOWN the hello kitty purse.. makes you legit look retarded. And oh yeah.. Avril… you definitely crossed the line with that. Ever heard of Karma?
Thanks Sofi. My mother is French so I'm going to ask her to translate…but not if there are swear words in it. I will get back to you in due course…
HAHA! That's hilarious! Perez, you fucking rule! This talentless bitch is finally getting what she deserves with all this bad pres! She's soooooo fake, URGH! I hate this idiot, her career is gonna sink and I'm gonna laaaaaaaaaaaaugh! HAHA
Xoxo
Perez, i fucked your mom while you watched and cried like a little bitch! Гы-гы-гы… Тебе в России все жопу порвут, гад!
hahahah i love u mario!!!!!!!!! she probably looks at your site every single day to see if you have said something about her!!
if you're reading this avril, bitch you're a posser and your music sucks balls!!
sarah I agree with you,but it is first in her life,and it is realy hard for her,maybe in future she will have experience and have ignore all bad words to her
you go girl!! now get fergie buttaface. the two biggest hacks with record contracts! rawr.
Идите вы все на хуй!!!!!!Уёбки!!!!!Пидары!!!!Ебать вас всех в жопу надо!!!
I like her music, and i really don't care about her personality,
Why does she have to be nice???
I guess lots of people agree with me, she ends up selling millions of records
Sarah , maybe Peoples says that she is punk , even if she had bracelets and ties , Avril's never says that she is punk and that is the more important no ?
I understand if you don't like here , but respect her ….
oh and , one more time , sorry for my bad english !
SOFI, WHY ARE YOU LYING. YOU ARE NOT FRENCH. YOUR IP ADDRESS CLEARLY SHOWS YOU ARE IN RUSSIA. IF YOU DON'T KNOW ENGLISH, LEAVE THE SITE. WHY DID YOU WASTE YOUR MONEY LEARNING FRENCH??? IT IS NOT AS IMPORTANT AS ENGLISH. GOD SAVE OUR QUEEN!!!!!
hey Perez ugly Guy leaves alone Avril.
wow perez your head is huge.
it is going to be a looooooong fall for you big boi
TALLGUY FUCK YOU I M LIVIng IN BELGIUM ! Are you normal ?
-_-"
boo hoo ..shes such a damn crybaby
MYSPACE.COM/THESYCOS
Wanna know why I hate Avril so much? Not because I "envy her fame, looks, fans and voice" and whatever else you said, it's because at one stage, she actually was alright. She sang alright songs, didn't lie and say she wrote them which was cool, didn't give a shit if she looked ugly from time to time, actually contributed to interviews and was a good influence on young girls showing that looks isn't everything. But just like so many people these days, she was sucked in by the glitz and glamour of Hollywood and money and forgot everything she stood for. She died her hair blonde, changed her style to fit that what is perceived as "sexy", started stealing peoples songs, and to top it all off, she became a bitch with zero personality. I used to be a fan of her actually. So don't think I don't have my reasons for not liking her. I feel more betrayed than anything else. THAT'S why I'm so angry at her.
Avril isn't perfect, but Perez is the REAL douche!!!!!
Avril is a douche, Canadians don't even like her. But Canadians LOVE Perez!!
I am glad that someone is calling out that faker. It would fine if she just embraced the fact that she is just a creation of a record label, but her claiming to be a songwriter and acting punk is just sickening.
Keep up the good work perez
Perez you such a idiot ! let Avril alone, get off !
haha that's amazing!
she IS a douche!
"#14 - canadian says:
canada hates you"
Are you really sure about that?
ahh sofi ferme ta geule tu sais meme pas de quoi tu parle toute le monde sais qu'ellle a copier les chanssons . arrete de dire que c'est pas une punk parce qu'elle le dit sans arret dans ses entrevues .
How pathetic!! I thought she was so tough and didn't care what people think of her! Now it's really time to start ripping her to shreds! What a Loser!!
BOO HOO POOR AVRIL! YEAH RIGHT, SHE DESERVES EVERY BIT OF IT. IT'S FUNNY HOW SHE WANTS TO ACT ALL REBELIOUS AND CRAZY AND THEN CALLS AND CRYS TO YOU… SCREW YOU AVRIL ASS DUMB!!!!
FIRST!
#101 - Charlie says:
you’ve hit new lows
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IF that was possible
Sarah , Avril a grandi , tu veux qu'elle s'habille comme une ados de 16 ans jusqu'a ses 50 ans ? Elle a grandi dans sa tete ,et aussi visuelement c'est normal elle est mariée , elle veux se sentir desiré par son mari , elle va pas rester toute sa vie un garcon manqué parce que des gens la préferent comme ca , elle a évolué et je sais pas si tu regardes des intervieuws recents , y'en a souvent , elle reste cool et folle elle est elle tout simplement et pas pour etre une star Hollywoodienne , je crois pas non , si je viens sur ce site aussi c'est pas pour vous emmerdez ou autres , mais Perez l'aime pas ok mais vous sentez vraiment cette envie de dire des trucs pareil sur elle , des trucs qui feraient mal a n'importe qui au fond , aussi tu sais que Chantal Kreviazuk s'est excusée auprés d'Avril en disant qu'elle s'est trompée sur le fait qu'Avril a mis sa chanson dans son Album ? Parce que le seul truc le meme était le titre et que le reste etait totalement different , aussi pour les Peaches , il n'ya pas 1500 beat different dans le monde , plein de choses de ressemble mais les gens n'en font pas toute une affaire , et pour les Rubinoos , t'a qua regarder chez les Ramones il y'a aussi des Hey Hey you , chez d'autres artistes aussi , mais les gens ont besoins de lui trouver des defauts je comprends pas ?
Vous aimez pas oui je comprend c'est pas pour ca que moi je devrais vous detester mais sa vous apporte quoi de passer le restant de votre vie a la critiquer ? J'aime pas pleins d'artiste et crois moi , j'ai pas besoin de venir ici pour critiquer Victoria Beckam ou encore d'autres…..
I think that's fucked up that you would share a private conversation Perez. She called in confidence. Bad Boy!
KARMA SUCKS WHEN YOU A BITCH AVRIL
She is TERRIBLE. I really have no sympathy for her and wish dj's would stop contributing to the shit played on the radio an not play her crap.
I always love comments from morons asking "Who do you think you are?" "What right do you have to judge", and saying "Well you're fat and can't sing".
PEOPLE!! For those who don't know what site their posting on, allow me to explain. As the titles and bylines suggest, this is a CELEBRITY GOSSIP SITE!! Guess what it's used for? BINGO!! Talking crap about celebrities! It isn't an Avril/Britney fan page. No. While often some nice things are said about some celebs, they are subject to ridicule at a later date. BY WHO'S DISCRETION? Well, my mentally challenged friends, as the name of the site suggests, PEREZ (Aka Mario) is the owner of the blog site, and therefore HE GETS TO JUDGE!! It doesn't matter if you don't like his physique. He isn't a hollywood starlet trying to parade his flesh for you. He's a blogger. Hence he blogs. If you don't like his opinions, you can 1. choose not to visit his site and add to his way impressive traffic, and 2. create YOUR OWN SITE with your name and YOUR OPINIONS.
Geesh. Shall I explain wiping your ass next?
Hahahaha… It would have been even funnier if you would've confronted that little snatch face about stealing songs…
"Avril Lavigne" , T'a vus ca dans quelle intervieuw franchement montre moi cette intervieuw ? Elle le dit ou ? J'ai vu toutes ses intervieuws alors je t'assure qu'elle le dit pas , et en plus dans chaque de ses intervieuws , ha hé bein toi faudrais que tu réeintégre ton cerveau sur l'option " Marche"
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OMG that is GOLD. LOL.
Perez - I get that you need to be really mean to get the media to know who you are but really - we don't care what you personally think about anyone - we just like the facts and the pics - that's why we come back again and again.
u're so idiot
i hate you ;S
VOCÊ É RIDICULOOOOOOOO
meo
em vez de falar mal dos outros vai cuidar da sua vida
YOUR SITE IS SHIT!! Your closen mounth - that's nice!
Don't change your ways! Never stop talking shit about that FUGLY wanna be artist
OMG! that was so mean of you to do this, what are you trying to get? ok, now you know Avril got hurt, you win, so stop doing this to her! you're the most evil person I've ever heard of.
I truly believe that what you dish out comes back tenfold. Perez, your ass is going to be fucked so hard that a mac truck will fit up it.
Wait … you'd enjoy that.
I understand she's grown, but growing up doesn't mean you have to shrink the size of your skirts, or pile on heavy makeup every day, or do a topless photoshoot for a magazine. And your comment of "should she dress like a 16 year old when she's 50?" She's 22, MARRIED! and still apparently "writes" songs a 12 year old should be singing, not her. She hasn't grown up in my eyes. She's just got a new group of people telling her that if she takes off her clothes, doesn't speak her mind but instead, sit there flicking her hair and smiling, then she'll sell records. I've seen her many times on TV recently, and it's just annoying to see that she has nothing to say. She's not funny, she's not interesting, she's boring. Like I said, it's all flicking hair and telling stories about how "Oh I was like, soooo totaly drunk that night". Like hell she was. She's not the rebel she makes herself out to be. As for Chantal Kreviazuk, Peaches and The Rubinoos, they can't all just be coincidence. Even actual producers she's worked with like The Matrix have hit back saying that they too know for a fact that she is NOT an artist, just a pretty face with catchy songs who can't write lyrics to save her life.
hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! keep on getting t her!!!
Thats funny how she can talk mess about other people she doesn't know, but when some one talks about her she crys about it. GET OVER GIRL!
Sweet. She's a sellout, no secret there. She also has no problem talking shit about other people so all she's getting is a taste of her own meds.
I admit I'm torn. On one hand I understand the pleading desperation of a young girl. On the other, I realize that she is a product of manufacturing and maybe if she had put out an album that was HALFWAY decent she wouldn't be subject to all of this scrutiny. BTW after her lil' spitting incident how can you help but write her off? What kind of person goes to a nightclub laden with photgraphers and is then outraged by their presence on her way out? Come on.
p.s. I've loved Chantal Kreviazuk since "God Made Me" and the song 'All Around Me' was featured on DAWSON'S CREEK! Booya!
ohh sofi your as stupid as avril loll if you dont like perez's site then get the fuck off .. pauvre conne
PEREZ JE T'AIME
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#390 - Avril says:
You guys really shouldn’t listen to anything he says. I didn’t call him to tell him to “stop writing bad things about me”, I TOLD him that my lawyer will be contacting him for defamation of character if he doesn’t stop writing horrible lies about me.
-Avril
MILLI VANILLI, ER, I MEAN AVRIL:
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY YOU CONTACTED PEREZ BECAUSE YOU ARE STILL A NO TALENT HACK WHO STEALS THE WORK OF REAL ARTISTS WHO, UNLIKE YOU, ACTUALLY HAVE TALENT, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH. NOW, STOP POSTING ON HERE. WE CAN SAY WHATEVER WE WANT ABOUT YOU. WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO REALIZE ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT PEOPLE JUST DON'T LIKE YOU? PLEASE DO US ALL A BIG FAVOR AND DRY UP AND BLOW AWAY. YOUR 15 MINUTES IS WAY OVER.
Heather
Ok Sarah , Kreviazuk s'est excusée auprés d'Avril de l'avoir accusée de plagiat je sais pas si tu sais , de toute facon moi j'aime ses chansons peut importe si certains disent qu'elle est pas une artiste , ou qu'elle a prit une demi seconde de Beat au peaches franchement je sais pas je m'en fou , je l'ai vu le 3 juillet et je l'aime encore plus depuis ce jour la parce qu'elle était tellement vivante sur scene je sais pas quoi je pourrais jamais la detester .
Nous on a asisté au passage Adolesente –> Adulte , d'Avril , je suis sure que si on aurais connu Avril juste maintenant personne ne l'aurait critiqué mais c'est surtout le fait qu'elle a changé qui derange tellement tout le monde mon dieu je vous comprend pas quoi nous aussi on change , vous pouvez la detester je m'en fou mais sa sert a rien de la blaisser comme ca parce que sa changera rien au point du vue des fans nous on aime ce qu'elle fait et ce qu'elle est , et moi personellement depuis ses débuts et je fais avec , sa vie privée c'est sa vie privée , normalement c'est meme pas sensé nous regarder mais voila c'est une star alors faut bien , sinon je suis contente que tu comprenne ce que j'ai dit au moins et que ta maman t'aie retraduit tout ca , maintenant , je sors , parce que je sais que le fait de la defendre ne donnera rien mais parfois quand je vois tous ces trucs c'est incroyable c'est plus fort que moi .
Bizoux ++
#888 - me says:
YOUR SITE IS SHIT!! Your closen mounth - that’s nice
yo idiot stop using my name douche i love perez haha avril sucks
Avril you are a talentless hack who looks like a Disney Rodent. You steal other peoples music, your husband is a poser asshole and I hope both of you burn in hell. People like you and your hubby should be living in trailers not Beverly Hills mansions you stuck up fake bitch.
Seu idiota porque você não vai fala mau da tua mãe seu filho da puta…
A Avril é a MELHOR…
Vai faze alguma coisa que seja util pra sua vida
a Avril é rica poderosa ela só falo isso pra você deixa ela vive um pouco em paz Gay idiota!
Filho da puta
AVRIL BEST BEST
бля бары аврилы уохпуттэр абаскытын сыллаан эрэ!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!! OMG PEREZ YOU ARE TOO FUNNY!
Ok, well it was nice chatting with you Sofi!
Ну тут всё понятно, чисто Ваша Америкоская натура и Европейская, вы бл*ть вообще головами думать умеете, у Вас по-любом понты зашкаливают, Я Люблю Перез - что это, такую ху*ню писать тока и можете, сидите дома на Своих коженных диванах, и любите правой рукой Своего Перез.. Перез - ты вообще кто или что такое, откудо то тут вылупился, на хера про Аврил засер пускать? Ну это ж понт ёп твою мать, короче шмоньки ходячии сидели бы нах** дома(хотя у Вас вся жизнь там проходит) и не писали разный засер, Вас бы прогнуть окурратно, чтоб поняли, суки сил не хватит, бля*ь закончить не могу, хы-хы, идете на хуй, это раз, свою гавняную культуру педарастическую у себя оставте, Аврил гуд, кто против, идите в сраку, (опустили? хы-х, обтекайте!)
SIBERIA ?! Oh, no! Please don' send us there! AAA! Please!
poor RUSSIAN
why is everyone saying first?..wut does that mean?? lol
Ok - while everyone is bashing Avril (a noble cause, to be sure!), why not slam Perez for wimping out yet AGAIN??? Since you got the girl on the phone, why not take the opportunity to grill Avril on what makes her a douche in the first place? Why didn't you ask her about the stolen songs, the big mouth she has, etc.? Put her on the spot, at least.
C'mon, Perez - you can say all kinds of nasty stuff, legit or not, when you're hiding behind your computer but when people actually call you out on it, you stammer and whimper and cave! If you're going to pulverize people on this site, then be prepared to own it and take the heat.
Бл*ть заумно больно написал, Наши люди, уважение, что хоть засрали кандидата в пидорасты… Вобщем всем кто Лов Аврил мир… Остальным удачно помереть, гл. быстро чтоб… хы-х, маразм… блять, почему этот ресурс ещё жив, не einj на Родине матушке хакера нету, который Аврилку слухает?