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It's A Full-On Assault!

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They haven't even arrived yet and Posh & Becks are everywhere.

David graces the pages of the new Sports Illustrated.

He can play with our balls anytime!

P.S. If you're in LA and have nothing better to do, the Beckhams arrive tomorrow, Thursday, from London. Most likely, they will be flying British Airways.

The airport ALREADY has paparazzi and media camped out!

    Posted: Jul 11, 2007 at 4:33 pm / Email this  »
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    100 comments to “It's A Full-On Assault!”

    1. dustin says – reply to this


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      i love him
      both of them

    2. ME says – reply to this


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      HOT! HOT! HOT!

    3. girlieXO says – reply to this


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      FIRSSST!!!

    4. ME says – reply to this


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      HOT HOT HOT!!!!

    5. girlieXO says – reply to this


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      never mind =)
      david is hotter with longer hair =) but i still like him

    6. tearyouapart says – reply to this


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      o god. there everywhere

    7. macncheez says – reply to this


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      FIRST! he looks good but talks like the chimey sweep in Mary Poppins

    8. electric blogarella says – reply to this


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      Did you know the show got cute from 6 episodes to a one0hour special? Bet it sucks!

      www.electricblogarella.com

    9. Jace says – reply to this


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      he is perfection

    10. Dustin says – reply to this


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      i'm loving him
      his face should be everywhere

    11. Sheri says – reply to this


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      Interesting that he is only attractive when he looks seriously pissed off and squinty eyed. hmmm

    12. UKer says – reply to this


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      LOL this is so ridiculously over the top.
      I LOVE IT.
      GO POSH GO BECKS.
      ALL THE HATERS CAN SUCK IT.

    13. melissa says – reply to this


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      perez, enough is enough. we get it, you have to be nice to the beckhams because posh got you on tv. be real you know they suck as humans at least put some jizz on his face or something! you're starting to gross me out

    14. Kell says – reply to this


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      hey…it said no comments when i posted….so not first…anyway…he is sooooo hot!

    15. Missy says – reply to this


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      Omg i agree with Sheri lol
      BUT HE STILL HOT!!

    16. UKer says – reply to this


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      HE IS NOTHING WITHOUT VIC, JUST A PRETTY FACE WITH NO BRAINS, VICTORIA IS A FUCKING GODDESS.

    17. melissa says – reply to this


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      perez, enough is enough. we get it, you have to be nice to the beckhams because posh got you on tv. be real you know they suck as humans at least put some jizz on his face or something! you're starting to gross me out!

    18. me too says – reply to this


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      I wish he wouldn't smile…

    19. kdiggie says – reply to this


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      You can see those nasty English teeth when he smiles, looks like he may have lost some Posh's box.

    20. sappy` says – reply to this


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      nobody cares. impeach george bush.

    21. LA Kid says – reply to this


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      He's a legend.

    22. Whorrywood says – reply to this


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      Just what we need in LA, more media/attention whores to keep the pap's busy running after them making traffic worse than it already is.

    23. fashion_fascist says – reply to this


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      I love his versatility. He can go from wholesome man-angel to sweaty man-slut just like that!

    24. twinklinstarr99 says – reply to this


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      Dang, the pictures before this looked so much better. Proof that a soccer uniform can make anyone hot man look gay. Sorry buddy but soccer will forever suck.

    25. cristal says – reply to this


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      I want to see them eventually i prolly will i love david!

    26. Insanity says – reply to this


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      I love him!!
      He rocks :)

    27. Jack Jett says – reply to this


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      Did we ever find out if those nude pics of him that were all over the interweb a few weeks ago were for real or not?

      Jack Jett
      www.jackejett.com

    28. Jessica B. says – reply to this


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      i want to spank him.

    29. twinklinstarr99 says – reply to this


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      Dang, the pictures before this looked so much better. Proof that a soccer uniform can make any hot man look gay. Sorry buddy but soccer will forever suck…your fighting a losing battle in America. It will never be as big as FOOTBALL…as in American FOOTBALL…Nice socks. lol

    30. stlouie says – reply to this


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      Thanks for your input twinklin-bitch99. Soccer is the most popular sport in the world because it is the best sport in the world. I'm coming to LA to see Becks.

    31. Justin says – reply to this


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      I bet him and Tom will be F**king all the time now.

    32. kccody says – reply to this


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      Mia Hamm and the other fantastic US soccer women couldn't get soccer to catch on with the masses in the US- kids yes, professional/adult, etc- no. David Beckham will not be able to make a difference either.

    33. maria says – reply to this


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      WHAT A JOKE!!!

    34. Candice!!*... says – reply to this


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      I prefer him with less clothes. Imma get the other magazine with him and Posh!*….

    35. Sitka says – reply to this


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      Yeah! That's hilarious!! Like they would actually step foot into a hotel room like that!!! BBBWWWAAAAA!!!!

    36. havoc says – reply to this


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      This guy's photos suck more than soccer and Perez combined…..

      LMAO!

      Posh and Becks…..jesus christ…….

      .

    37. jay says – reply to this


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      Who cares about him and the skinny wife of his ,get a life weirdos

    38. mayatheb says – reply to this


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      I think David will change the state of soccer. I sure hope so! Soccer players are hot!!!!

    39. tiffany says – reply to this


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      Beckhams if he whas good looking he would not be nobody because he is not such a good player.

    40. Jeff says – reply to this


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      WHO CARES?? An old washed up former pop star ( who was in a horrible group made by a corporation and listened to only by 6 year olds) and a soccer player ( america's least cared about sport) WHY IS THIS NEWS?? i hope their plane crashes.

    41. So boring says – reply to this


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      Aren't you just fucking bored with them already? And they're not even there yet! Good riddance i say…

    42. CIBELES says – reply to this


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      ohhhhh david ,david u could have been great ,if only u had stayed in real madrid .

    43. rachel says – reply to this


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      those are the dumbest shots of him?? why can't they be super hott like in W???

    44. mtg says – reply to this


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      Beckham would never in a million years play with your balls Perez. You're a fat, disgusting loser. He's a hot piece of ass. He could have any girl or guy he wants!

    45. eisentorte says – reply to this


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      All they have is their looks. Talent?!?! Where? David is turning football into a joke.

    46. becks says – reply to this


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      becks = godddddddd

    47. april says – reply to this


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      ATTENTION POSH!!!! - KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN!! WE HAVE A HOMEWRECKING BEEEEAATCH THAT WILL BE WANTING TO SWIPE YOUR S*XY HUSBAND!! HER NAME IS ANGELINA JOLIE!! If she does try, KICK HER NASTY a*sssss!!!!!!!!

    48. Frank Robinson says – reply to this


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      PLEASE POSH and BECKS GO HOME!!!!

      They are a buch of exhibitionists. Ok David can play football but that's all. They are real life folk from Zoolander. So wrapped up in themselves

    49. tina says – reply to this


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      WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - KEEP ANGELINA JOLIE AWAY!!! She will want him, and she will try!! STAY AWAY SLUT! He isn't yours, and these two are hotter than you could be with anyone! GO BECKS!!!!

    50. Brian says – reply to this


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      I swear I'd pay this man to have sex with him. Watching him and Jessee Metcalf go at it would be fucking hot or watching Beck fuck the living shit out of Mario Lopez would be hot as well. I'd pay for that as well and I swear I'd never tell. Who am I kidding? I'd have hidden cameras all over the place and be selling that shit to anyone who'd pay LOL. Funny stuff asside David is one hot MOFO!!!

    51. Tomm Reynolds says – reply to this


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      You'd think for the money being spent, they'd be able to lay a flat carpet out and pull the tape markers before letting the pictures out, cover or not. Sounds like a low rate operation. Probably signs of a low-rate event overall.

    52. natalia says – reply to this


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      Becks is the best, so hot!!! i hate he left Real Madrid for USA,, your soccer league sucks!!!

    53. Lol @ Natalia -#52- says – reply to this


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      Lollll, wicked that SI shows him instead of Roger Federer / that chick who won Wimbledon.

    54. Lol @ # 52 says – reply to this


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      Lollll, wicked that SI shows him instead of Roger Federer / that chick who won Wimbledon.

    55. Andrea says – reply to this


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      thoughts cannot witness nor words can guess….

    56. jonkofied says – reply to this


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      mr hotnessssssss

    57. Brent says – reply to this


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      I heard a rumour he was arriving today…

    58. ed says – reply to this


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      Besides being professionally good looking, is that all he does is kick a ball?

    59. Jbo says – reply to this


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      He should get his snaggle teeth fixed - I'm sure Posh knows a good doctor…

    60. Donald Trump says – reply to this


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      Hey perez, why don't you stop being such a shil for these assholes.

    61. QueBochinche! says – reply to this


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      He's hot but he speaks like a bitch lol

    62. Anonymess says – reply to this


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      they could be flying virgin atlantic. VA's a much hipper airline than BA. and their first class is better.

    63. jay says – reply to this


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      I don't understand. Is there a press release from their publicist every time they fly? What's the big deal?

    64. katherine h says – reply to this


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      whats the obsession with him? hes ugly and ive heard that hes a duche bag? victoria is hotter than him. he looks like he has some STD and a drinking problem. ugh why do they have come here? another worthless media frenzy for the 10 pm news which over shadows any news report of significance. STAY IN LONDON ASSHOLES

    65. Francesca says – reply to this


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      this guy is hot hot hot hot hot.

    66. Steph says – reply to this


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      Who f*cking cares?!

    67. Layer 8 says – reply to this


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      If his arrivel in the U.S. doesn't bring soccer as a sport to the next level, I don't think anyone else will.

      Beckham is a marketing machine!

    68. Brandin says – reply to this


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      "Will He Change the Fate of American Soccer"…

      No! Sorry David, but no matter how pretty you are or if you win plenty of games, American's will never give a shit about soccer. Sorry, but it's the truth.

    69. FromMeToYou says – reply to this


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      Oh… me likey… SO hot

    70. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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      The lucky bastards that get to change with him are so lucky.. you know they are going to have to take a tiny look.

    71. iTalkLikeAGirl says – reply to this


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      Wait until Americans hear David Beckham actually SPEAK.

      The guy sounds castrated. Way to go, Vicki!

      Soccer in the States will forever be just a kid's game. And nothing more.

    72. Kyle says – reply to this


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      I LOVE him. Can't wait for him and VB to arrive!

    73. Kyle says – reply to this


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      And as for his voice, everyone needs to stop ragging on him! He's british- deal with it! I like his voice- its cute and gentle.

    74. Melanie says – reply to this


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      How can Becks be attracted to Victoria?? Victoria is a boney skinny stick with two breast implants that look like oranges on her boney chest. That is NOT sexy. She tries too hard, and ends up looking like a tranvestite 10 year old boy in a Halloween costume.

      She is always trying tooo hard to look sexy, with her same abnormal pouty face in EVERY photo.

      Has Victoria had so much plastic surgery that her face is permanantly in that sucked-in-cheeks position- will a smile stretch her breast implants up to her neck?

      Does she ever smile at her kids?, at her husband?

    75. Redundant says – reply to this


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      Mario. He will never play with your bikini area.

    76. Cece says – reply to this


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      No soccer sucks. Not enough scoring.

    77. Adrianne says – reply to this


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      ok..so Dave is nice as in eye candy (thx for NOT incl the wife), but the Wimbleton Champs should have taken THIS front page!

    78. COCO says – reply to this


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      This guy look like a White supremacy murderer. The pictures where he is naked with his wife "pretending having sex" are really scary.

      If he is coming to America I advice the creazy Al Sharpton to watcht him closely. Maybe they discover a white cape with a hood on his laugage….

      Mmmmm!

    79. Gwen says – reply to this


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      I'd rather watch paint dry.

    80. mary says – reply to this


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      he llooks so nerdy when he smiles
      but i like victoria, shes so over the top all the time, you gotta like it

    81. Frank Robinson says – reply to this


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      GET RID OF THESE HAS-BEENS
      ====================
      |
      They are a waste of fresh air! Except for football they have no tallent that's worth anything. They are bunch of posers living out a Zoolander lifestyle. Stiff, stuffy and overhere. Send them back to the UK

    82. Kelly says – reply to this


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      I wish he wouldn't smile in photos!

    83. Joey Diggs says – reply to this


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      NO ONE and I mean NO ONE in North America cares about soccer.

      And you've taken Europe's/Australia's/South America's favorite soccer(football) stars away from the people who love them - to place them somewhere they don't belong and are NOT WANTED.

      What do the people behind this hope to accomplish? Make Canadians and Americans watch soccer? It ain't gonna happen!

    84. Dry says – reply to this


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      He is the most overrated soccer player on the planet, but yet you americans want to pay him $250 Million. LMFAO. He wasn't wanted in Europe because he's a one trick pony, but you Yanks are creaming your pants over the pair of them.

      They have come to america to squeeze every penny out of all of you. Good luck to you all because they are going to be rammed down your throats morning, noon and night.

    85. Joey Diggs says – reply to this


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      @ Dry: No one in North America watches soccer. It is not broadcast on TV, except on satellite network's pay-per-view for $60 a game (very expensive). You do not see soccer on regular tv or cable in the USA. No teams play to sold out stadiums. There are no soccer "stars", endorsing products. Soccer exists only in the USA as a child's game, played mainly by little girls (yes, really). So why then are they coming here? Who thinks this makes sense?

    86. myspace.com/alijaroxx says – reply to this


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      drule. :] hes so not fully straight ;D he cant be. the world wouldnt be just

    87. ana says – reply to this


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      no puedo verle de blanco y que no sea el traje del madrid :_____(

    88. cj says – reply to this


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      who gives a crap!!! go back to england!

    89. b says – reply to this


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      WHO CARES!!!

    90. j says – reply to this


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      total coole

    91. keira says – reply to this


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      totally coole

    92. naomi says – reply to this


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      why do you guys have to be haters?

    93. xtina! says – reply to this


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      hes BEAUTIFUL!!!! u go beckham. damnnnn hes fine!

    94. Tahmina says – reply to this


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      Woah…GO BECKHAM! kick some butt ;) oh by the way hows brookelyn doing?

    95. Jerri says – reply to this


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      He looks good but he ruins it when he speaks.

    96. lori says – reply to this


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      He looks good but he ruins it when he speaks.

    97. its me says – reply to this


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      omg he is so fucking hot i would bang him in a second

    98. ~~~ says – reply to this


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      ~~~ HerbaLIFE is an oxymoron. A new Hollywoodster WITHOUT integrity ~~~

    99. CindeeLuWho says – reply to this


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      Their both amazing but I mean seriously we Americans dont five a shit about soccer.

    100. AmishGirlPA says – reply to this


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      I seriously hate to luv the Becs', but I do! Who wants to have a super hot hubby all the women in the world want who also worth megabucks? And who wants to be mommy who has 3 boys & still looks that damn good any way? I mean really!? I do do do!!!