The Stench Of Desperation
Filed under: Donald Trump
Is this really necessary????
Donald Trump unveiled his new line of office furniture in New York City on Tuesday.
In the last year, the "real estate mogul" has also introduced Trump Vodka and Trump Steaks (yes, as in beef) on the market.
The Donald must be hard up for cash!
Posted: July 11, 2007 at 8:14 am
something i would def. NOT drink!!!
Cash in on that name while you still can!! freakin' hideous furniture though.
FRIST"! FRIST ME
Now, if he designs a line of "Porta-Potties" count me in!
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He should have been a snake oil salesman. Same degree of integrity. He would sell his own family if he could self-promote himself at the same time.
The Trump hair weave…that's the route he should take next.
Should have been a snake oil saleman. Same integrity. Would sell his own family if the price was right and he could self-promote himself. Pig.
I am waiting for his line of toilets to be revealed
Not..really…
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His selling steak and chairs?? He must be desperate. What crap. He was actually on QVC, ha ha ha ha I can't stand Dump Truck. he has no class, dignity, morals, ethics, or hair!! ha ha ha ha
How soon to we see a line of Perez butt plugs?
It's just sad. He started out with such promise…. now he has NO respect!!!
WTF ! ! poor little a*hole……………"desesperado" for more money??
ADEFESIOOOOOOOOOOO
A line of blowup dolls resembling his hawwt Eastern European wife…..
it's called 'business.' Most people take part in it and he knows his name sells. To bitch about his 'selling out' is quite hypocritical, how do you think you make a living by sitting on your ass and posting typo-ridden crap about your *opinions* passed off as fact? Oh thats right, you sell ad space. Seriously, check your hypocricy at the door piggez.
he makes narcissus look like mother teresa…
only i wish he'd keep his ugly mug held up to a mirror, not a tv camera…
and let him suffer from the view….
not millions of others…
yeah because those chairs will fit into sooooooo many people's office decor *EYEROLL* he annoys me
Would your ass even FIT in one of those, Perez?
At least he's wearing a Tux… Last I saw of you you were wearing a table cloth…
His chairs are nice ! He can sell anything he wants …it's a free country.
who really cares about his furniture.
@ #4 Daisy: The Port-A-Potties could be called "Trump Dump"
@ "Daisy" and "Harry Potter Too": The Port-A-Potties and toilets could be called "Trump Dump"
looks comfy
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Haha.. I wouldn't own that crap to save my life!
actually, this isn't too far fetched of a product line, he is in real estate after all so the office part fits. plus, Staples has been featured on the Apprentice… what's the big deal? Now, Trump water and all that? I'm with you, but on the Staples thing it's okay. Plus, I was actually in Staples the other day and saw the stuff by accident… it actually looks pretty nice! shocker!
How about Trump-douche-bags?
wow…its weird that u all think hes hard up for cash….but watever! : )
Those pictures look like Garry Shandling doing a Trump impersonation showing the new line of Trump Weaves.
Oh my god those are some ugly chairs
you are just a disgusting piece a Shit!!
TRUMP… WHAT A PIOS PIECE OF DOG SHIT
!!!!!!!
There is a saying at the palace:
"You can serve dog food on a silver platter but it's still dog food."
That would sum up Mr. Trump!
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I cannot wait until he unveils the new Trump Casket line and gets in one.
I like ur furniture line. I bought 1 already and i let my DOG and Cat SH*T on it everyday
I'd get used to Mr. Trump putting out lines of crap from now until…well. he dies because it's called investment and as long as your money is tied up in it, the greedy government cant get their hands on it. Believe me, you'd do the name thing if it was you.
Too bad he isn't a pillow biter….you could both smell like ass and desperation.
Looks like the Donald is constipated again.
Better give him an anal probe Perez. You can use a watermelon (it would like fit) but the old bastard would probably like it.
the filthy animal!
You may not like it but he's laughing all the way to the bank!
That's why the man is so fucking loaded, he's all over the fucking place!
why not introduce everything you want since there are so much cheap labour force in china ?
#41 - alex says: why not introduce everything you want since there are so much cheap labour force in china ?
haha! WHAT A MORON ALEX IS. GET OFF MY SITE FAG!!!!
Yeah. Those chairs are totally being sold at STAPLES. and they arent even remotely comfortable. Completely worthless.
Yeah, the trumps are desperate for cash.. i guess all those BILLIONS are running dry these days!
Donald Trump isn't one of my favorite celebrities, however, I do disagree with the statement, "The Donald must be hard up for cash!" His endorsements probably out-weigh his real-estate, but he isn't hurting for anything. Just driven. Example, Gene Simmons… He has his name on everything too!
Oh how nice….I will sit on one of his chairs and shit all over them,thus figuratively shitting on The Donald.
In Canada, they've been selling his Trump crap for a while now. He's so cheesy.
I would rather have k-mart furniture than to give him a cent!!!!Hate him big time
Yeay - we can all eat our Trump steaks and sit in our Trump chairs and think about how we're not all fat loser pigs like Rosie (too bad he doesn't sell pork - he'd have a really funny phrase already)
You can buy that same chair at Wal Mart for $14.95.
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Nothing but greed. Does anyone have any idea how many companies and individuals he has left hi and dry? He's gone bankrupt dozens of times and left everyone else holding the bag.
I wouldn't buy DOG FOOD from this jackass.
Are you people kidding me? It's called diversifying, look into it. It's an interesting concept. It's when you have money, and you use it in different areas to make even MORE money.
Considering he's heavily into real estate, you don't think it makes sense for him to have his own office furniture line so that he can do up the buildings himself and save a ton of cash?
Don't get me wrong, I don't love the Donald or anything like that, in fact he bugs the hell out of me and I gave up on the apprentice years ago, but how in the hell is this posting gossip? It's not, Perez just likes to rag on the people he doesn't like, even if they're doing absolutely nothing wrong.
You're such a fucking donkey Perez.
the day karma shits all over his assface will be a happy one for us all.
He is over saturating the market by exposing his name all over the place.
Trump steak? Sounds like he is selling meat from his own body. Gross!
as a club promoter in LA.. I can vouche that you CANNOT convince anyone to drink his vodka.. it's horrible
How do you think he is getting paid for all those cheap plugs from his Apprentice show.
I personally love Trump, LOL!!! And hey he may be desperate, but if people buy his stuff and he's making money then why shouldn't he continue coming out with this stufF?
Looking forward to Trump Towels, Trump TV's, Trump Toilets, and Trump Tylenol!
HE SHOULD INVEST ON A HAIR PIECE
The guy has opened so many places that the debt of poor buisness is finally gaining on him. He's been reduced to hosehold furniture and vodka that people won't drink when they have things like Ketel One and so on.
Haha, Trump Chairs.
um someone please run him over. that chair is fucking gross
I think it's Trump's fondest wish to see his name on everything sold in this country. Oh wait, why stop on priced goods? Perhaps he can buy body parts and put his Trump Seal - O- Approval on that too. *In my best Trump voice* "It's the best and most luxurous liver money can buy."
So I did the nerdie thing and checked them out on Staples.com to get a better look and while Trump is known for his luxury buildings, these are certainly not luxury chairs. Starting at $349.99 to $549.99, they have no visible back support. Thanks Donald, but I think I'll keep my Aeron chair.
God I cannot STAND this man! He is so sickening
can't stand his hair really!!
His taste is horrid. Just like that rug on his head.
I wanna try his steak. Can You get them in Canada?
Has anyone had the steak?
Even though i'm not a fan of donald, Just because he's coming out with these thing's dosent mean hes "hurting" for money, He has all those hotel's and buliding…these new lines are probly just pocket change to him…
I am so sick of "The Donald". He is rude, crude, and has absolutely no class. I would not watch anything he is associated with because he is such a big mouth about everyone elses faults and positively cannot stand for anyone to speak the truth about him. He is a has been. I wish he would just go away. I especially wish everyone would quite quoting and showing him when he gets on a tirade about someone else. Cut him off and maybe he will shut up
Whats next, his very own line of wigs just like the one he sports himself?
I just puked a little in my mouth
Laughably sad…..the real estate is collapsing so the man sells steaks and office furniture? Can't wait to see him on QVC hawking his own line of wig glue…..
What a fucking loser!
LOOK AT THIS FURNITURE! IT'S PRETTY CLASSY! JUST LIKE ME AND MY HOT AND MUCH YOUNGER WIFE! WE'RE VERY CLASSY PEOPLE!
Ya know, it ain't a bad lookin' chair…dig the leather and paisley on the cherry wood, but the man still remains to be a fuckin' asshole.
I'd like to see Ivanka naked on that chair. I'd consider buying it then.
Noooooooooooooooooo shit !!!! I saw him on an infomercial today. What a gross pig. What's next? Donald Trump windshield washer fluid so you can see your affluent-ass future more clearly?
If so, it's the only thing a about him that's hard.
So sad…Donald Trump has sunk lower than most celebrities…I think if he could make money at it he'd sell his own bowel movement.
God that furniture is so fucking BUTT UGLY. How did Donald Trump ever get this second wind of celebrity 20 years after his first one? It must STOP! What a douchebag. He doesn't really build anything anymore, just leases his names on buildings to Japanese developers. He's like a lame starlet who sits around waiting for his agent to call. Why would anyone with any shred of self-respect want to represent him in the entertainment industry? Gross. Make pain stop!
Will someone just assassinate this asshole - pretty please?
yes perez it is necessary you see he doesnt want to go bankrupt again. you see his track record he's married now baby and he has another baby- he better get his cash stacked before his funds get jacked.
Damn I just realised how much I suck
HE's just a money hungry LOSER!!!!
Are you ready for Trump Orifice?
haaa he sells his chairs at staples!!!!, how desperate is he
HE IS JUST A MARKETING WHORE WITH A VERY BAD COMB-OVER.
DISGUSTING.
HE IS JUST A MARKETING WH_RE WITH A VERY BAD COMB-OVER.
DISGUSTING.
When is he going to die already? I swear he is secretly gay. Perez– you know he wants to have your babies.