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The Stench Of Desperation

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Is this really necessary????

Donald Trump unveiled his new line of office furniture in New York City on Tuesday.

In the last year, the "real estate mogul" has also introduced Trump Vodka and Trump Steaks (yes, as in beef) on the market.

The Donald must be hard up for cash!

    Posted: Jul 11, 2007 at 8:14 am / Email this  »
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    98 comments to “The Stench Of Desperation”

    1. Chloe says – reply to this


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      something i would def. NOT drink!!!

    2. Matt M. says – reply to this


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      Cash in on that name while you still can!! freakin' hideous furniture though.

    3. terese says – reply to this


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      FRIST"! FRIST ME

    4. Daisy says – reply to this


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      Now, if he designs a line of "Porta-Potties" count me in!

    5. princessevee says – reply to this


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      LisaNova does YouTube-good job Paris, I mean Perez!

    6. Eli Coldstart says – reply to this


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      He should have been a snake oil salesman. Same degree of integrity. He would sell his own family if he could self-promote himself at the same time.

    7. Cris says – reply to this


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      The Trump hair weave…that's the route he should take next.

    8. Eli Coldstart. says – reply to this


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      Should have been a snake oil saleman. Same integrity. Would sell his own family if the price was right and he could self-promote himself. Pig.

    9. Harry Potter Too says – reply to this


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      I am waiting for his line of toilets to be revealed

    10. Nina London says – reply to this


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      Not..really…
      (visit me at www.profesorojitos.blogspot.com)

    11. My Compliments says – reply to this


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      His selling steak and chairs?? He must be desperate. What crap. He was actually on QVC, ha ha ha ha I can't stand Dump Truck. he has no class, dignity, morals, ethics, or hair!! ha ha ha ha

    12. SteakWith says – reply to this


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      How soon to we see a line of Perez butt plugs?

    13. mike says – reply to this


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      It's just sad. He started out with such promise…. now he has NO respect!!!

    14. glug67 says – reply to this


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      WTF ! ! poor little a*hole……………"desesperado" for more money??
      ADEFESIOOOOOOOOOOO

    15. RussianMafia says – reply to this


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      A line of blowup dolls resembling his hawwt Eastern European wife…..

    16. idiot says – reply to this


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      it's called 'business.' Most people take part in it and he knows his name sells. To bitch about his 'selling out' is quite hypocritical, how do you think you make a living by sitting on your ass and posting typo-ridden crap about your *opinions* passed off as fact? Oh thats right, you sell ad space. Seriously, check your hypocricy at the door piggez.

    17. mobu says – reply to this


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      he makes narcissus look like mother teresa…
      only i wish he'd keep his ugly mug held up to a mirror, not a tv camera…
      and let him suffer from the view….
      not millions of others…

    18. tommeeboomboxxx says – reply to this


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      yeah because those chairs will fit into sooooooo many people's office decor *EYEROLL* he annoys me

    19. Teddies says – reply to this


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      Would your ass even FIT in one of those, Perez?
      At least he's wearing a Tux… Last I saw of you you were wearing a table cloth…

    20. Jade says – reply to this


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      His chairs are nice ! He can sell anything he wants …it's a free country.

    21. nellie says – reply to this


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      who really cares about his furniture.

    22. opus says – reply to this


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      @ #4 Daisy: The Port-A-Potties could be called "Trump Dump"

    23. opus says – reply to this


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      @ "Daisy" and "Harry Potter Too": The Port-A-Potties and toilets could be called "Trump Dump"

    24. xtine says – reply to this


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      looks comfy
      - www.study-hard-party-harder.blogspot.com

    25. Pernille says – reply to this


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      Haha.. I wouldn't own that crap to save my life!

    26. Jenna says – reply to this


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      actually, this isn't too far fetched of a product line, he is in real estate after all so the office part fits. plus, Staples has been featured on the Apprentice… what's the big deal? Now, Trump water and all that? I'm with you, but on the Staples thing it's okay. Plus, I was actually in Staples the other day and saw the stuff by accident… it actually looks pretty nice! shocker!

    27. bakes says – reply to this


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      How about Trump-douche-bags?

    28. ac says – reply to this


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      wow…its weird that u all think hes hard up for cash….but watever! : )

    29. Grace says – reply to this


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      Those pictures look like Garry Shandling doing a Trump impersonation showing the new line of Trump Weaves.

    30. Maggie ...UK says – reply to this


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      Oh my god those are some ugly chairs

    31. gerard Vandenberg says – reply to this


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      you are just a disgusting piece a Shit!!

    32. IVANA says – reply to this


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      TRUMP… WHAT A PIOS PIECE OF DOG SHIT

      !!!!!!!

    33. QUEEN ELIZABETH says – reply to this


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      There is a saying at the palace:

      "You can serve dog food on a silver platter but it's still dog food."

      That would sum up Mr. Trump!

      ….

    34. FlaBiker says – reply to this


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      I cannot wait until he unveils the new Trump Casket line and gets in one.

    35. Rossie Hellebeck says – reply to this


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      I like ur furniture line. I bought 1 already and i let my DOG and Cat SH*T on it everyday

    36. Thee says – reply to this


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      I'd get used to Mr. Trump putting out lines of crap from now until…well. he dies because it's called investment and as long as your money is tied up in it, the greedy government cant get their hands on it. Believe me, you'd do the name thing if it was you.

    37. havoc says – reply to this


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      Too bad he isn't a pillow biter….you could both smell like ass and desperation.

    38. Rosie O'Donnell says – reply to this


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      Looks like the Donald is constipated again.
      Better give him an anal probe Perez. You can use a watermelon (it would like fit) but the old bastard would probably like it.

      the filthy animal!

    39. c. toothacker says – reply to this


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      You may not like it but he's laughing all the way to the bank!

    40. SobeGirl says – reply to this


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      That's why the man is so fucking loaded, he's all over the fucking place!

    41. alex says – reply to this


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      why not introduce everything you want since there are so much cheap labour force in china ?

    42. PEREZ HILTON says – reply to this


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      #41 - alex says: why not introduce everything you want since there are so much cheap labour force in china ?

      haha! WHAT A MORON ALEX IS. GET OFF MY SITE FAG!!!!

    43. Rags says – reply to this


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      Yeah. Those chairs are totally being sold at STAPLES. and they arent even remotely comfortable. Completely worthless.

    44. kelly says – reply to this


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      Yeah, the trumps are desperate for cash.. i guess all those BILLIONS are running dry these days!

    45. Alison says – reply to this


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      Donald Trump isn't one of my favorite celebrities, however, I do disagree with the statement, "The Donald must be hard up for cash!" His endorsements probably out-weigh his real-estate, but he isn't hurting for anything. Just driven. Example, Gene Simmons… He has his name on everything too!

    46. Me says – reply to this


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      Oh how nice….I will sit on one of his chairs and shit all over them,thus figuratively shitting on The Donald.

    47. frenchy says – reply to this


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      In Canada, they've been selling his Trump crap for a while now. He's so cheesy.

    48. Donna says – reply to this


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      I would rather have k-mart furniture than to give him a cent!!!!Hate him big time

    49. Krissie says – reply to this


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      Yeay - we can all eat our Trump steaks and sit in our Trump chairs and think about how we're not all fat loser pigs like Rosie (too bad he doesn't sell pork - he'd have a really funny phrase already)

    50. Reverend Ramona says – reply to this


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      You can buy that same chair at Wal Mart for $14.95.

      www.myspace.com/reverendramona

    51. joan says – reply to this


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      Nothing but greed. Does anyone have any idea how many companies and individuals he has left hi and dry? He's gone bankrupt dozens of times and left everyone else holding the bag.

    52. Linda says – reply to this


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      I wouldn't buy DOG FOOD from this jackass.

    53. ass says – reply to this


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      Are you people kidding me? It's called diversifying, look into it. It's an interesting concept. It's when you have money, and you use it in different areas to make even MORE money.

      Considering he's heavily into real estate, you don't think it makes sense for him to have his own office furniture line so that he can do up the buildings himself and save a ton of cash?

      Don't get me wrong, I don't love the Donald or anything like that, in fact he bugs the hell out of me and I gave up on the apprentice years ago, but how in the hell is this posting gossip? It's not, Perez just likes to rag on the people he doesn't like, even if they're doing absolutely nothing wrong.

      You're such a fucking donkey Perez.

    54. daho says – reply to this


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      the day karma shits all over his assface will be a happy one for us all.

    55. Sunny Sam says – reply to this


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      He is over saturating the market by exposing his name all over the place.

      Trump steak? Sounds like he is selling meat from his own body. Gross!

    56. jimbo says – reply to this


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      as a club promoter in LA.. I can vouche that you CANNOT convince anyone to drink his vodka.. it's horrible

    57. Your Ad Here says – reply to this


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      How do you think he is getting paid for all those cheap plugs from his Apprentice show.

    58. Eva says – reply to this


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      I personally love Trump, LOL!!! And hey he may be desperate, but if people buy his stuff and he's making money then why shouldn't he continue coming out with this stufF?

    59. Dawn says – reply to this


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      Looking forward to Trump Towels, Trump TV's, Trump Toilets, and Trump Tylenol!

    60. maria says – reply to this


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      HE SHOULD INVEST ON A HAIR PIECE

    61. paulyn says – reply to this


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      The guy has opened so many places that the debt of poor buisness is finally gaining on him. He's been reduced to hosehold furniture and vodka that people won't drink when they have things like Ketel One and so on.

    62. kayla . says – reply to this


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      Haha, Trump Chairs.

    63. OJ says – reply to this


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      um someone please run him over. that chair is fucking gross

    64. Bleau says – reply to this


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      I think it's Trump's fondest wish to see his name on everything sold in this country. Oh wait, why stop on priced goods? Perhaps he can buy body parts and put his Trump Seal - O- Approval on that too. *In my best Trump voice* "It's the best and most luxurous liver money can buy."

    65. TESLA says – reply to this


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      So I did the nerdie thing and checked them out on Staples.com to get a better look and while Trump is known for his luxury buildings, these are certainly not luxury chairs. Starting at $349.99 to $549.99, they have no visible back support. Thanks Donald, but I think I'll keep my Aeron chair.

    66. Lindsay says – reply to this


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      God I cannot STAND this man! He is so sickening

    67. svedka says – reply to this


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      can't stand his hair really!!

    68. Hannah says – reply to this


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      His taste is horrid. Just like that rug on his head.

    69. Candice!!*.. says – reply to this


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      I wanna try his steak. Can You get them in Canada?

    70. Candice!!*.. says – reply to this


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      Has anyone had the steak?

    71. Susan says – reply to this


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      Even though i'm not a fan of donald, Just because he's coming out with these thing's dosent mean hes "hurting" for money, He has all those hotel's and buliding…these new lines are probly just pocket change to him…

    72. sddut says – reply to this


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      I am so sick of "The Donald". He is rude, crude, and has absolutely no class. I would not watch anything he is associated with because he is such a big mouth about everyone elses faults and positively cannot stand for anyone to speak the truth about him. He is a has been. I wish he would just go away. I especially wish everyone would quite quoting and showing him when he gets on a tirade about someone else. Cut him off and maybe he will shut up

    73. SammyGal says – reply to this


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      Whats next, his very own line of wigs just like the one he sports himself?

    74. momma says – reply to this


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      I just puked a little in my mouth :-(

    75. JAA says – reply to this


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      Laughably sad…..the real estate is collapsing so the man sells steaks and office furniture? Can't wait to see him on QVC hawking his own line of wig glue…..

    76. Ms_O says – reply to this


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      What a fucking loser!

    77. jammijam says – reply to this


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      LOOK AT THIS FURNITURE! IT'S PRETTY CLASSY! JUST LIKE ME AND MY HOT AND MUCH YOUNGER WIFE! WE'RE VERY CLASSY PEOPLE!

    78. PT says – reply to this


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      Ya know, it ain't a bad lookin' chair…dig the leather and paisley on the cherry wood, but the man still remains to be a fuckin' asshole.

    79. Layer 8 says – reply to this


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      I'd like to see Ivanka naked on that chair. I'd consider buying it then.

    80. Dr.J says – reply to this


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      Noooooooooooooooooo shit !!!! I saw him on an infomercial today. What a gross pig. What's next? Donald Trump windshield washer fluid so you can see your affluent-ass future more clearly?

    81. dkluvr says – reply to this


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      If so, it's the only thing a about him that's hard.

    82. Canada Loves Perez says – reply to this


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      So sad…Donald Trump has sunk lower than most celebrities…I think if he could make money at it he'd sell his own bowel movement.

    83. John says – reply to this


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      God that furniture is so fucking BUTT UGLY. How did Donald Trump ever get this second wind of celebrity 20 years after his first one? It must STOP! What a douchebag. He doesn't really build anything anymore, just leases his names on buildings to Japanese developers. He's like a lame starlet who sits around waiting for his agent to call. Why would anyone with any shred of self-respect want to represent him in the entertainment industry? Gross. Make pain stop!

    84. jonci says – reply to this


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      Will someone just assassinate this asshole - pretty please?

    85. britt says – reply to this


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      yes perez it is necessary you see he doesnt want to go bankrupt again. you see his track record he's married now baby and he has another baby- he better get his cash stacked before his funds get jacked.

    86. PEREZ HILTON says – reply to this


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      Damn I just realised how much I suck

    87. Canadian Chick says – reply to this


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      HE's just a money hungry LOSER!!!!

    88. de Cosmos says – reply to this


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      Are you ready for Trump Orifice?

    89. drock says – reply to this


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      haaa he sells his chairs at staples!!!!, how desperate is he

    90. Miss Dangerous says – reply to this


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      HE IS JUST A MARKETING WHORE WITH A VERY BAD COMB-OVER.
      DISGUSTING.

    91. Miss Dangerous says – reply to this


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      HE IS JUST A MARKETING WH_RE WITH A VERY BAD COMB-OVER.
      DISGUSTING.

    92. Terese says – reply to this


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      When is he going to die already? I swear he is secretly gay. Perez– you know he wants to have your babies.

    93. Dar says – reply to this


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      HOLY CRAP I sell this junk at work…very over priced furniture…ITS LAME!!!

    94. Ricksters says – reply to this


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      This guy should crawl back under the skunk that he got his hair from. I got so sick of him bashing Rosie (who I adore) and thinking he is so superior. He makes me ILL> and doesnt he realize the ONLY reason these hot woman want him is for his money..CANT be for looks..otherwise he would be catching fish.

    95. Mac says – reply to this


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      Hate to be the one to tell you this but he's fired everyone that blogged here! Unless of course your a cute blond…then he can do his Pope inpersonation.

    96. ~~~ JANE ~~~ says – reply to this


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      ~*~*~*~*~*~*~ He is hard up for cash. Next is Trump TRASH cans ~*~*~*~*~*~*~

    97. marcie says – reply to this


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      this is just greedy.. damn does he want all the money in the world?

    98. jojo says – reply to this


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      More like the smell of narcissisum. This guy thinks he is gods gift to men and women and that everybody wants crap with his name.