Coming To A Mall Near You

Filed under: Brooke Hogan

OMG, you guys! You guys!!!!

Brooke Hogan is going on tour!!! Finally!

Unfortunately they won't pay you to attend one of her shows, but tickets are free. She's hitting up a mall near you.

The Hulkster's daughter just posted the following message on her MySpace:

"Upcoming Tour Dates!!

Hey guys,

I am part of the upcoming Simon D Mall Tour. Check out the dates below to see if I'm coming to a city near you soon!

July 13th, Ocean County Mall in Tom's River, NJ.

July 27th, Montgomery Mall in North Wales, PA.

August 10th, Town Center at Cobb in Atlanta, GA

August 19th, Orland Square Mall in Orland Park, Il.

August 25th, Northgate Mall in Seattle, WA.

August 26th, Tacoma Mall in Tacoma, WA.

September 2nd, Laguna Hills Mall in Laguna Hills, CA.

All events begin at 3:00 p.m.

Hope to see you guys there!!

xoxo
Brooke"

[Image via Mavrix Photo.]

Posted: Jul 12, 2007 at 12:34 pm / Email this »

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Linda says – reply to this

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Wow….unreal.
FURBY says – reply to this

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Wow, oh wow. Sad.
Are people deaf?
kelly says – reply to this

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woof
missy says – reply to this

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woahh
kelly says – reply to this

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woof!
Miss .V. says – reply to this

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i'm totally gonna be there. shes HULK HOGAN'S DAUGHTER!

=)

.v.
Lety says – reply to this

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Bleck, days not to go shopping
lena says – reply to this

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her breath smells so bad… i met her
ldawg says – reply to this

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first

good for her, hope it goes well
joe says – reply to this

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Bitch should just do the porn flick and get it over with.
jj says – reply to this

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She's trying too hard, poor thing. Didn't her daddy teach her to play hard to get?!?!
lame says – reply to this

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haha..she's not even at the "good" mall in atlanta. sad.
Charleston, SC says – reply to this

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Damnit - nothing exciting EVER happens at our mall.
Harry Potter II says – reply to this

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she is playing the "mall" as a gig ???????????

will "dada" be there to rustle up some fans????????

Playing the mall" is SO armature
Theresa says – reply to this

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OMG!!!!! OCEAN COUNTY MALL IN TOMS RIVER?!?!??!?!?! THAT MALL IS SOOOOOOO TRASHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This chick can't even get MONMOUTH COUNTY, NJ!!!!!!!! OMG, I feel SOOO Bad for her…..she needs to stop. Just…. …stop.
Kari says – reply to this

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Brooke, please don't wear those Gawd-awful assless chaps!!!
OC girl says – reply to this

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laguna hills mall is the worst mall in OC…NOBODY goes there.
hulk hogan says – reply to this

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RAWR DONT TALK TRASH ABOUT MY DAUGHTER!! SHE IS THE BEST HEAD GIVER WITH THAT BIG SQUARE HEAD SHE HAS. SHE WILL BE WEARING HE ASSLESS CHAPS THAT I MADE HER (ACCIDENTLY) ; ).

HULK HOGAN
korndawg73@yahoo.com says – reply to this

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Lol her brother smokes poles hehe
Shut It says – reply to this

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I live near Montgomery Mall in North Wales. This town (not city) has a population of about 3 grand. The mall is super cheesy and small too. Ick!
Lauren says – reply to this

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I'm from Ocean County, NJ and Ocean County Mall is a pretty trashy mall
fashionstar says – reply to this

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That is so f-in sad. Poor Brooke I bet she thought she had it in the bag when she signed with Scott Storch, and got Paul Wall on her record. But she was clearly not into R&B and shouldn't have thought that doing black music was gonna get her in the door when she's actually really corny
Lmao says – reply to this

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Will Hulk be there too?
Monnie says – reply to this

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Theresa's right that nj mall sux, but thank god keep her away from my area…in fact what is she even doing in my state?
glug says – reply to this

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THANK GOD SHE IS NOT COMING TO WHERE I LIVE ! ! THANKS AGAIN ! !
Emma says – reply to this

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Those are the lowest class malls in the country too…ha ha!
Samantha says – reply to this

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Town Center at Cobb? Wow, she's shooting for the stars isn't she?
Jaded Pinkclit-Smith says – reply to this

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Thank god I am no where near any of these malls.
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heather says – reply to this

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she frightens me. a whole big bunch. like, a lot.
liliana says – reply to this

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she looks soooooooooo old but she's young !!

i do give her credit for at least trying to make a name for herself and work n stuff…
vab says – reply to this

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Tiffany 2.0 !
i speak the truth says – reply to this

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the laguna crowd is so going to throw shit at her. they are so rude.
yankee mum says – reply to this

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Laguna Hills Mall??? She couldn't even rate South Coast Plaza? dang…desperation!
Brandi says – reply to this

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I live 2 blocks away from Orland Square Mall and i will make sure that I stay away from there on August 19th.
Desiree says – reply to this

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I'm sure a whole 13 people will show up.
Kat says – reply to this

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DAMN i wish i still lived in tacoma, that would have been hilarious! i didn't know people still did mall tours, how humiliating!
Elena says – reply to this

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i live in OC and the laguna hills mall is close to where i live….
that mall sucks! it has horrible stores and its near seisure world (leisure world the retirement community for seniors) so basically all that will attend are senior citizens and people with $5. but i guess the seniors lucked out because they will not be able to hear the music either way.

p.s Perez i will take a picture of this HISTORIC event and sent it to you.
do with it as you wish.
it's a process says – reply to this

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I'm not saying she's hugely talented, but I did see Rihanna at a mall about a year ago…..and she has a top 5 song right now.
Florentine says – reply to this

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She looks like ASHLEE SIMPSON in this picture….
Jezebel says – reply to this

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I am so upset! There is a Simon mall right by my house and Brooke isn't coming to it!!

I guess I will have to re-live my favorite mall concert moment from 1987 when Danny Romalatti (AKA: Micahel Damian) from Young and the Restless came to West Edmonton Mall and perfomed in the amusement park.

I am going to eat ice cream now.
Florentine says – reply to this

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she looks like ashlee simpson on this picture.
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natasha says – reply to this

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I WILL BE THER, sur to bring ma gryll son.
(isnt she the least bit embarassed? poor soul.)
JROLL1 says – reply to this

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WHO WILL SHE BE WRASSLIN'?????
Jenne says – reply to this

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AHH!! that hot mess is coming to my mall in PA!!! im definately going to see that shit!!!!
norcrossx says – reply to this

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well, the mall in Georgia is in one of the worst areas… no doubt what kind of audience she's trying to attract…
kev says – reply to this

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Laguna Hills mall is the hangout of Lesiure World, lot of old fogeys be ogleing Brookes giantic azzzz
Chris A says – reply to this

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Shut It, I used to live in Lansdale, and yea that mall is hella small.. LoL I might go there when she's there just for shits and giggles..
Hippie Chic says – reply to this

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Is she hoping to start merchandising her homemade chaps?!
melissa says – reply to this

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Laguna Hills Mall?? Oh man, that is the most ghetto mall in Orange County. I think the last time it was renovated was 1988. What a fug… there are 2 good Simon malls less than 10 miles away. Who plays in malls anyway? I once saw Good Charlotte shopping at the Mission Viejo mall, they're not even lame enough to perform in the mall.
me says – reply to this

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ZOMG!!111!!! This is like soooo Tiffany in the 80's!!
ANJ says – reply to this

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bbbbooooRRRRRIIINNNGGGG!!
Julia says – reply to this

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Ocean County Mall is the sleaziest mall in NJ. Its best store is Burger King. OCM is where the Seaside, Toms River and Brick trash go shopping and they all dress like Brooke Hogan, so I guess its a perfect match!
GACKABEEDIES says – reply to this

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I don't what she does or how well she does it, and I don't care who her daddy is…SHE'S HOT!
DAT DOOD says – reply to this

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ORLAND PARK MALL is ghetto as hell thatll be fun to watch
rash manly says – reply to this

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Brooke Hogan? She looks more like BRICK HOgan to me.

Rash Manly therashreport.com
sheesh says – reply to this

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Ok, let's give the girl a small break. She is working hard, trying to be legit, unlike most of the celebutards on this site (Paris). It is not her fault. She and her family are really sincere and since Hulk would kill anyone who tells her the truth, who can honestly say they would have the balls to tell her that she should be more natural and try to be cuter. She needs a stylist, but who would work with her when her mother is about 2 decades behind in her own look and she signs the paychecks? I like the show and the family (from what I have seen) and, while a bit lower class than most, they are still sincere and kind and loving. So, bashing her look will get us nowhere and there is little hope she will change. Let's just embrace her dragness and appreciate it for what it is and quit the vitriolic commentary on it. She looks trashy and cheap but does not go out all the time and act it. I will take that any day over the vapid idiots out there getting press at this moment.
avril lavigne says – reply to this

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oh crap she aint coming to my town boohoo now she made me cry .. dident tifanny to that like 20 years ago or something?? lame ass
Jenna says – reply to this

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oh come on already, she's not a bad person… give the poor girl a break. yes she needs a stylist but other than that she's harmless. why be so mean?
Yuck says – reply to this

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Trashy malls for a Trashy girl. Seems fitting….
JP says – reply to this

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I'm very excited about this. I'm going to catch the concert and at the same time I'll be able to pick up some new throw-pillows at Bed, Bath, and Beyond. I'm going to start off by picking up a delicious Orange Julius, then kick back on the immovable wooden bench and catch me some sweet tunes. Then, on the way out, I'll swing on by the Spencer's and get that fake dog poo I've had my eye one. It's going to be great!
nicholle says – reply to this

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i'm going to the laguna hills show!!
Andrew says – reply to this

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hah my shore house is literally 2 mins from there………no way id even spend that much time to watch this ditz
Oren Ishii says – reply to this

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Oh, that is so tragic. Is she retarded? She's only gonna get her ego bruised and her feelings hurt, and then kill herself……wait….that's a good thing!
bekka says – reply to this

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how sad!
i hope her dad is not there. hes actualy annyoing
couture says – reply to this

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wow…that is just sad. i live in seattle and the northgate mall is one of the lamest places ever…guess she's not good enough for the high end malls!
Lia says – reply to this

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hahahahahaha Perez! I love how "excited" you are - this should be great for laugh!!
Jessica says – reply to this

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That is so very sad. What a fool. She's shooting herself in the foot with this mall thing…and with that makeup on, if she's gonna do it she might as well aim for the face. It's harsh, but good lord woman! Look at how you are portraying yourself in every way…disaster!!!
Truth Be Told says – reply to this

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All you shitheads have no idea how common this is. FYI, FALL OUT BOY played malls 3 years ago. Look where they are now.

Idiots. Every last one of you. "Oh perez hates so and so, lets join in cause we think he's cool." He's got you fooled.
justmeagain says – reply to this

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Perez you are HILARIOUS! I can't wait to see you on The View tomorrow!!!!!!!!
Mel says – reply to this

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Excuse me, WHose NOSE is that? And WHEN was it placed on Brooke Hogan's face?
Lia says – reply to this

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i hope she wears those assless jean chaps that look like they were made at home!
justmeagain says – reply to this

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Dosen't ALL of New Jersey suck? It smells like shit!
shannon says – reply to this

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she's going to states no real artist would go to on a tour… i live in washington state and i am hurt that hooker is coming here.

tacoma mall is dangerous!!
GINA says – reply to this

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EW I LIVE LIKE 5 MINS FROM THE OCEAN COUNTY MALL IN TIMS RIVER NJ… I WOULD RATHER SLIDE DOWN A RAZONR BLADE INTO SALT THAT HEAR THAT WHITE TRASH WHORE SING HALF OF ONE NOTE,,, SHE IS SKANKY AND TIRED AND CAN'T SING FOR SHIT…
Kim says – reply to this

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Regarding her Toms River, NJ appearance…Toms River is disgusting and so it's that mall. Major white trash town and mall. Pretty sad anyone would perform there let alone someone "famous."
Kallistos says – reply to this

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Pathetic that she would think any of us would actually WANT to see her — in a mall or anywhere.
Graceee says – reply to this

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PLEASE DONT WEAR THE ASSLESS CHAPS! THINK OF THE CHILDREN (AT THE MALL)
that one girl says – reply to this

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if the mall she's performing at in the area near me is any indication of the malls overall, she's going to some super shitty places. kind of sad, actually.
Christine Martucci says – reply to this

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Oh No, dude please keep her out of Jersey, we kind of like our music scene here.
Oh Damn
Pay says – reply to this

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It's the Second Coming of Tiffany! Armageddon cannot be far off.
Edie says – reply to this

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Um. Toms River isn't trash. Most of the town is money now. We've had some major acts come play at the Ritacco Center. The mall is just boring. Not trashy.
Pay says – reply to this

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It's the Second Coming of Tiffany! Armageddon cannot be far off.
Chelsie says – reply to this

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How unfortunate that she's not coming to my mall! *tear*
Paylee says – reply to this

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OMG! It's the Second Coming of Tiffany! Armageddon cannot be far off!
shana says – reply to this

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It never ceases to amaze me… these people that have $$, why don't they use some to COVER UP THEIR DAMN ROOTS?!?!
MzG says – reply to this

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Town Center mall in Atlanta is SO trashy…it's out in the middle of the suburbs and nobody ever shops there anymore. Have fun with that one, Brooke
Shells says – reply to this

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She will be on tonight's episode of Wild-N-Out on MTV!!!!!! A must see I'm sure!!
Adena says – reply to this

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OH MY GOD SHE'S COMING TO MY MALL

ahahahahahahahahhahaha

*dies*
Bonnie says – reply to this

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i'll go if Hulk promises to wear his yellow, orange, and red!
Hulkette Hogan says – reply to this

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Her " About us" is the same old song - Lohan RUMORS Vesion .2
Hogan: " I'm just trying to live…I just wanna hit the floor with some of my friends…"
Lohan: " Just wanna be me…I just wanna live my life…I just wanna get over the floor…just wanna dance and have a good time…"
Hogan has a poor derivative copy.
cai says – reply to this

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hey, Pigez! she's coming to our town on the 27th. what do you want me to throw at her?
GeM says – reply to this

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GO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK TO YOUR TRAILER YOU HOBO!
Destined to fail says – reply to this

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She looks like a tubby, skanky, over bleached combo of a Britney & Paris tranny impersonator.
Is her song "About Us" an attempt at reverse psychology? Hogan is desperate for Paparazzi attention. It's pathetic. Her only fans must live in trailers. She has no hope. Eventually she will look exactly like her mom.
Jake G says – reply to this

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She makes nice music…
Not bad, she's good
Amber says – reply to this

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Haha, I'll be at the Orland Park mall taking pictures of the train wreck just for you Perez!
clark says – reply to this

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Tiffany called from 1989 and said she wants her show back
Patrick Hogan says – reply to this

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Am I wrong, or is her last name not actually Hogan?

What's even more strange is that it annoys me that she goes by daddy's fake last name…why do I care?
meg says – reply to this

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poor girl. I used to go to Montgomery Mall when I was a kid. Not exactly a grade A venue. I love how "all events begin at 3:00pm" poor kid, maybe it wouldn't hurt to go to college, get a degree and have something else to do with her life? She's not going to be a pop star.
jodie says – reply to this

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omg like r u serious brooke sucks wow she cvame out with 1 song ppl 1 song hello wow with paul wall now shes a slut perez talk some sesne fashion sesne that is into this girl lol

p.s lol she sleeps with everyguy now that tell her shes beatiful wow shes a slut dude like ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Robin Sparkles says – reply to this

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"Everybody come and play.
Throw every last care away
Let's go to the malllll …today"