Coming To A Mall Near You
OMG, you guys! You guys!!!!
Brooke Hogan is going on tour!!! Finally!
Unfortunately they won't pay you to attend one of her shows, but tickets are free. She's hitting up a mall near you.
The Hulkster's daughter just posted the following message on her MySpace:
"Upcoming Tour Dates!!
Hey guys,
I am part of the upcoming Simon D Mall Tour. Check out the dates below to see if I'm coming to a city near you soon!
July 13th, Ocean County Mall in Tom's River, NJ.
July 27th, Montgomery Mall in North Wales, PA.
August 10th, Town Center at Cobb in Atlanta, GA
August 19th, Orland Square Mall in Orland Park, Il.
August 25th, Northgate Mall in Seattle, WA.
August 26th, Tacoma Mall in Tacoma, WA.
September 2nd, Laguna Hills Mall in Laguna Hills, CA.
All events begin at 3:00 p.m.
Hope to see you guys there!!
xoxo
Brooke"
[Image via Mavrix Photo.]
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Haha I'm going to go see her on August 26th and point and laugh at her. I'm sure a lot of people will. Especially with all the gangstas in Tacoma. That mall got shot up last year.
well, judging by the calibre of her makeup artist, i'm not surprised. if she can't shell out money to get her face spackled on properly, why would she have money for a real tour?
Well at least she's a little smart.
She knows noone's going to pay MONEY to see her.
So she might as well give it out for free.
…On a mall tour.
How trashy.
LOLZ Town Center at Cobb in Atlanta - that is SO not the happening mall. She'll be out in the 'burbs singing to preppy little 10 year old ho's in training. Awesome!
who CARES ABOUT THIS BI@tch !!!! she needs A STYLIST MORE IMPOERTANTLY THAN
BOOBS!!!!
how is orland park mall ghetto as hell? its white americas dream!!!!!!!
Aw, sad for Brooke, she's at one of the lamer malls in the Atlanta area.
Yikes. Laguna Hills Mall, for the area it's in its a crap shoot. Literally it's an indoor strip mall where the bookstore on the top level is three times the size of the food court it shares the floor with. I wouldn't be surprised thought if a lot of teeny boppers show up simply because only 12 year olds shop there or people who are desparately searching for an item from a certain because they can't get it at any of the other nearby malls.
she needs to give it up. and look she can only book the trash malls!
Why do you give Hulk Hogan's cheep trani-prostitute looking daugter any press?
hahahahaha i never knew she was THIS desperate!
of course shes coming to the mall right near my house. out of all the effing malls in the damn country. haha oh well maybe i'll go take some pictures so perez can make fun of her. maybe some up the skirters.
seems like shes hitting up all the ghetto malls cause town center cobb is right near where i live and its really ghetto i hate it. its not even in atlanta its like 30 minutes away.
Gee, mall singing? Maybe next she can get a gig on a cruise ship? Oh wait… I forgot… she has no talent. If she tried out for American Idol, she wouldn't even make the top 24 - she is that bad. Why does the industry continually promote people like this? Maybe she can sing a Pink tune.
She's nothing but a Britney wannabe who can't dance.
She's nasty!
MAN MAN MAN MAN
Did Hulk want a son or something?
Or was it the steroids?>
And all of you that are dogging her are doing soooo much better right?? I love the comments that people are going just to take pics for Perez….WHATEVER! You are going cause ya want to & thats your lame excuse. GIVE ME A BREAK! If ya dont like her dont go it's that simple….duh
Hey, at least the girl ain't afraid of hard work! She shows drive and determination which is more than can be said of a lot of performers out there right now. Gotta start somewhere.
This photo must have been pre boob job.
Girl is only 19, can't sing, should be a wrestler, looks like a male drag queen and still thinks she can be the next Britany.
All of Hulkster's wrestling must have caused serious brain damage that caused this brain dead blonde to pop out of FAT momma Linda Hogan.
Ugh!!!
If she toned up…stopped using a paint roller to apply her ultra cheap trailer park makeup and actually sang songs that were appropriate for her personality/age everything would work out fine. Brook had a song out a few summers ago on a movie soundtrack called "Everything to me" and it was actually a pretty good song. (It used to play on rotation @ a movie theater I was working at). She needs alot of work though, and tone down the blonde hair. It doesn't have to be that bright.
Brook please stop allowing your trashy mom to help you with makeup/wardrobe decisions. It is hurting us all.
I would love to see her in concert. I love Brooke!
What a no talent…give it up girl!!!
OMG, a MALL??? what the fuck is this, the late 80's????
brook is a great singer. my bf likes her music. if you dont like her then fine but it pisses me of to read what some of you say.
Bringing back the Tiffany days.
OMG! No mall of America? Shame Brookie! SHAME! Peeps here dig the assless chaps.
Wow, my first job was at the Laguna Hills Mall. It's the shittiest mall ever! Maybe I'll go to the show, then to the Broadway.
WOW!!! ”Simon D Mall Tour”………I almost peed my pants reading that post she put on her website….Mall and Tour are 2 words that should not belong in the same sentence.
I thought I would let you know about the two malls that Brooke will be performing at in Washington. The Northgate Mall and Tacoma Mall are the two most ghetto mall's in the Seattle area. The Northgate mall is the oldest mall in Washington and for years had a rundown and shut down medical building and an old closed theater. Now it boasts a bus station, drug store and Sears! It is one of the ugliest malls you could ever see.
I've actually never been to the Tacoma mall because NOBODY here goes to Tacoma unless they have to! And that's usually just driving near it when you go to the airport.
I thought it was pretty fitting that not only is she doing a mall tour, but she is going to the most brokedown ghetto malls too!
awe just think!! Tiffany did a mall tour when she was starting up.. then she was a one hit wonder… haha i bet brooke wont even make it that far!!!
OMG! No one comes to Detroit, Not even a Hogan……..SAD! The town must be dead if a z-list singer won't come here.
noooooooooooo!!!!
washington cannot be subjected to SHIM not once, but twice!! the ghetto business in tacoma will rough her manly ass up for sure.
Oh, this is so sad. The Seattle mall is the worst also. We have several really nice malls. Hopefully, she can moveup to Alderwood Mall next year.
bitch cant make it to Arizona for me to see her nose melt off in the 112 degrees heat
thats really the bottom!poor her boohoo
ew.
LMFAO there's a "mall" in toms river?! FUCKIN HILLARIOUS.
Laguna Hills Mall is the Shitiiest mall in Orange County….
shes coming to my town! orland park! LOL at the mall i used to work at! blaaahh
If I cut my hair and gained 50 pounds you would be my mini-me.
I WILL BE IN A COMA IN MY TACOMA TRUCK WHEN I HIT TACOMA MALL IN TACOMA. THEN I WILL EAT A TACO.
OMG, it's TIFFANY! Oh wait…
In contrast to all the other supposedly crappy malls, Orland Park is actually a pretty nice/upscale place.
anyways…I'll totally be there if the Hulk is there…its worth the trip out there for some of the stores they have that aren't anywhere else…
that is one ugly tranny faced orange oompa. why do some YT's think orange skin is attractive? ick… i have much more respect for the ones that are proud of the pasty paleness.
did i mention this chick shouldn't even sing in the shower. that's assuming she bathes for fear her spray paint might wash off. ha
wait…i'm stupid, i was thinking of a different mall. Orland Square is pretty crappy. i won't be wasting my time with that crap.
LAGUNA HILLS MALL IS CRAP
OCEAN COUNTY BABY the real OC. i'm going to bring eggs tomorrow!
Um, there's no comma in Toms River. And why is this skank bag playing with the Plain White T's tomorrow at the Ocean County Mall. We don't need her. The OC Mall is beautiful, though.
Brooke will blend right in with the white trash crowd at Ocean County Mall.
Ocean County Mall in NJ is the lamest mall in the area… I lived near there for 20 years. Poor Brooke might quit the tour unless they promise the malls will get bigger and better.
I kinda noticed that on thier lame realty show, the Hulkster is way obsessed with Brooke not dressing so slutty. But she dresses slutty anyway. Very CREEPY!
Northgate is such a trashy mall up here in Seattle…ugh!
Thank god i don't live near any of those malls. Brooke do me a favor and stay away from CT. And please get a new make up artist. She wears the most horrible makeup colors. Get her to a MAC counter NOW
the only reason shes famous is because of her dad. nobody would even look at her otherwise…
those are the two shittiest malls in wa state. but i like her… she should have chose bellevue.
she needs a stylist.
lol i should see her on the 27th… and boo her uncontrollably…. maybe i will develop turrets… lol i hope she doesnt wear those denim chaps…
Damn, shes coming to Town Center in GA which is where I go all the time. Thankfully though, I'll be back at college in Statesboro far away from her singing and fake breasts!!!
kinda suck that she's getting fame through her daddy…HATE THAT…But LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE her about us song wid mah maNN paul wall…COME DOWN TO HAWAII haole wahine! WE LOVE U DOWN HERE…LOL!
I'm embarrassed to admit that i'm from tacoma now. the whole mall tour thing is totally klassy with a k.
Didn't the tacoma mall get shot up recently? Maybe the guy will come back for her performance
She should do everyone a favor and just go away. Peiod, the end. I do kind of want to see her in those jean chaps again…. NOT.
What? No stop in Tulsa?
what a jip!
…ummmm hey stupid don't you remember Tiffany tried that?? It didnt work!
thats just a big no.
ok.. so.. The Laguna Hills Mall…is THE WORST MALL IN ORANGE COUNTY!!!!!!!! what a freaking JOKE!!!!!! it would have been one thing if she would have gone to either Fashion Island in Newport..or South Coast Plaza… but the Laguna Hills Mall is a JOKE!!!! Still Stuck in 80's decor..and about 2 mins from Leisure World (a retirement home for our elders!) I work in a office nearby..so im willing to just stop by and take pictures of a mess in progress!!! haha…. I can't even get over how trashy this is going to be!! ahhahahaaa… loves it!
oh shit, i work at Laguna Hills mall… damnit.
Check out those EYES!
i am in less than a mile from the Montgomeryville mall and never ever go there. Plus I have no clue where they would hold a concert, it is a small, tiny mall…..I can't believe she didn't even get to play at King of Prussia…..if it wasn't such a pain in my butt i would go just to take pics or to see if Hulk was there,,,,,
Wow, just like Tiffany, but it seems she is not even good enough for the Mall of America, and Please Brooke don't make America suffer and wear those chaps!!!
A mall tour? How 80s of her….
haha they arent even in big cities. she should think about doing something with her life besides glorifying her sluttiness and mediocre voice.
In reply to Rachael, Toms River is the 7th highest populated city in New Jersey. I think 100,000 people in enough for a mall.
LOL Laguna Hills Mall. The old ladies at Leasure World must be so excited. I'm surprised Puente Hills Mall isn't on her list of mall tours. Poor girl couldn't even hit up the good malls.
I've heard her sing, I love the show, she's a spoiled little girl but her pipes don't lie so go on and do your thing blondie!
Her PR people actually think they are going to make her the next pop princess. This was exactly what Brittany Spears did to promote her first album.
OMG! Laguna Hills mall? WTF? That is the ghettoist mall in Laguna. No one goes there. That's just plain terrible! Is her next "tour" date at the Outlet Malls on the way to Vegas? She is so lame she can't even book Pechanga!
when is she going to go away?
…and take her family with her?…and her "fashion sense"?…and her assless denim chaps?
why oh why is she doing TWO dates in the seattle area? im offended that they think anyone is gonna show up for that bullshit.
yea!
Talk about sad. Laguna Hills mall is in the middle of a retirement community. She is slummin'.
my first time on this website………..saw perez on the view. i have never seen so many haters in one place. it reminds me of high school and the insecure haters that attended and the only way to have friends was to be mean……………to bad you all didn't grow out of it.
What is this girls schtick? Trying to live on the coattails of her "Roided up" Dad? She is just another wanna be. She needs to enroll in college, and get a real trade…
ugh….
I met her and her mom at the four seasons at wailea in maui… and you know.. i thought she was full of herself on the show.. but in person! Its unreal how concieted she is! Her mom was the sweetest thing and my mom and her were talkin bout dogs and what not.. and she just scampers off in her hooker heels and tube top mini dress, looks me up and down and smirks at me.
whatever..
But Mrs. Hogan is a doll!
I think she and her father "get it on"!
"Daddy, he is no comparison to you!" That song makes me sick. And it's the only thing she fucking sings half decent. She's a no talent cunt.
VICTORIA BECKHAM
PLEASE GIVE THIS GIRL A MAKEOVER!!
she has rosacea?
sounds like she's getting desperate…why does she keep overloading on the make up??? oh and nice implants, not!!!
ha… i'll make sure to reqest off august 19th when she comes to orland. i remember when ashlee simpsons ex bf whats-his-face Ryan cabrerra played orland mall. a bunch of 12 year olds screaming the whole time.
she looks like a drag queen.
and not a normal queen, the fucked up ugly kind that you see and run away screaming "OH MY HOLY FUCKING GOD IN HEAVEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!!?!?! MY EYES! MY EYES! WHAT ATTACKED THAT THING WITH CLOWN MAKEUP AND AN OUTFIT ALMOST AS UNFLATTERING AS ITS FACE?!"
:) just a thought.
oh, and people only listen to her cuz her dad will sit on them if they dont.