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Ewww. There's just no excuse for this.

Bitch is tore up!

Z-lister Shanna Moakler tries for cute but only gets the "cu" part right at a party for Chip & Pepper Jeans, Wednesday night at the Sunset Towers Hotel in LA.

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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    Posted: Jul 12, 2007 at 11:46 am / Email this  »

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    1. ian says – reply to this


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      gross…

      first?

    2. d says – reply to this


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      ewwww

    3. Birgit says – reply to this


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      nice white eyeshadow? Oh, and I think she forgot her pants…

    4. sarah says – reply to this


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      geeze. it wouldn't be so bad if her makeup didn't make her look like a drag queen.

    5. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      Eeeewwwwwwww!

    6. andrew stewart says – reply to this


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      WORST!

    7. CLAUDIA says – reply to this


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      NASTY!

    8. LOL!!! says – reply to this


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      how could this bitch ever have won a beauty contest???

    9. PURPLE says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    10. RoLo says – reply to this


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      ya know ya'll from like the neck down i think she does look kindaa cute its only her stupid fugly face that ruins the picture she is so fuckin annoying!

    11. kat says – reply to this


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      look at her legs! eww

    12. Sara says – reply to this


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      Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww……….

    13. BaDo says – reply to this


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      hehe cu that's funny. second.

    14. dogg says – reply to this


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      Gross.

    15. Jen says – reply to this


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      Trying too hard

    16. harley says – reply to this


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      Nice makeup..

    17. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      She needs to get her hair did! Can you say roots!

    18. gueri says – reply to this


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      ewwwwwwwwww why?

    19. Jenn says – reply to this


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      Ewwww!! Old lady knees and a baby doll dress?!? Wtf was she thinking? Are there not any mirrors in her house?

    20. Jen says – reply to this


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      I have to agree, the makeup is out of control. Girls, don't wear SO MUCH make up!!!!

    21. kdog says – reply to this


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      "I can feel the chunks rising in my throat…"

    22. donder says – reply to this


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      that's not her color. she should stick to darker colors.

    23. Alice says – reply to this


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      It would look cute without the bad make-up and the completely outdated hair color and style. What is up with that?

    24. luxurious lamb says – reply to this


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      Canary yellow with shiny blue eyeshadow up to the eyebrows, NOT HOT! If she did some simple hair and makeup she would've looked like a totally different person and probably even cute!

    25. Tori says – reply to this


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      SICK! Dye your roots!

    26. Jackie says – reply to this


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      That dress is from Bebe.. I must say that she looks better in it than I did! ;-P

    27. Jill says – reply to this


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      She looks cute! I think Perez had some HATERade this morning .She's a bit ashy I will admit but she looks aight….

    28. Donnad says – reply to this


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      I have seen her look better but then again I have seen her look worse

    29. TorchedThreads says – reply to this


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      She'd look better in one of our shirts.

      www.torchedthreads.com

    30. ohemgee says – reply to this


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      she looks like barbie on crack, no? the eyes are the scariest bit by far!

    31. Jo says – reply to this


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      She looks like Zsa Zsa Gabor in this pic.

    32. sta says – reply to this


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      Fails.

    33. mich says – reply to this


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      wow she got real old real fast..looks like my nanna

    34. Jamie says – reply to this


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      She looks like she's been scratching at the crack bugs on her legs

    35. Julie says – reply to this


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      She looks great. C'mon, Perez. Is that part of your deal with Paris? Shanna is still the girl that did what all of America wanted to — slap down Paris Hilton.

      Go Shanna!!

    36. avril lavigne says – reply to this


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      lolll the face matches the personality.. shity

    37. princess says – reply to this


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      make up
      hair
      bruises on legs
      ick ick ick

    38. auj says – reply to this


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      ummmm yeah.

    39. yomama says – reply to this


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      um, seriously, she looks busted.

      i mean, if your legs are nasty looking with scabs and ash, you should probably cover them up, right?

    40. whatever says – reply to this


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      you just say that because she leaked about paris' herpes.

    41. Jesse says – reply to this


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      Ohh… That's NOT sexy!

    42. Ellyngth says – reply to this


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      this looks too used..referring to her.

    43. gio says – reply to this


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      she looks like a stripper trying to be hot!

    44. tara says – reply to this


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      she looks like christina applegate

    45. kelly says – reply to this


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      She is gorgeous, this is just not a flattering picture. Even still she looks better here than any of you losers that are leaving harsh comments…take a minute and go check yourself in the mirror.

    46. Oklahoma Guy says – reply to this


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      She is a physcho!!! too bad travis got involved with her!!!! he's still hot

    47. Roman says – reply to this


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      I don't think she looks bad. Actually, she reminds me of Samantha Stevens in "Bewitched." Very retro. RC in Austin, Texas

    48. Sara Luppino says – reply to this


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      She got mad when I called her a hag and left me a funny comment on my myspace. What a weirdo.

      shanna

      Jun 18 2007 2:22A

      Comment Back - Send Message - Block User

      from one hag to another….toner!
      shannaxoxo

    49. RussianMafia says – reply to this


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      She is one of the sexiest out there…. Something about her. She must have been drink when she was getting dressed. Dippin into her hubby's stash of late perhaps?

    50. Gena Parr says – reply to this


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      Oh, I see bleach is not only for cleaning the toilets anymore!!!

    51. princess says – reply to this


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      sorry Kelly, hate to burst your bubble, but I'm WAY hotter than that thing

    52. Kimmeroo says – reply to this


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      oh my god…she lloks like Joan Van Ark from Knot's Landing circa 1986

    53. Jade says – reply to this


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      U KNOW THAT PEREZ DOESNT LIKE HER, B/C SHANNA PUNCHED PARIS (BIG BIRD) HILTON IN THE FACE!!!

      lets face it! she KNOCKED out Paris Hilton, and Perez doesnt like Shanna for that!

    54. LUlu* says – reply to this


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      The makeup is kind of over the top but, c'mon, she looks fine, I'd be happy to look like this after 3 kids.

    55. MUN * says – reply to this


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      i really love her tho. but i think shes retarted for taking travis back.. he cheated on her with PARIS. the biggest STD out there!

    56. liliana says – reply to this


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      whats the name of that dragqueen from the drew carey show?? she looks just like her!!!!

    57. emily says – reply to this


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      her dress is ok

    58. Krissy Snow says – reply to this


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      Shanna is wonderful.. she is BEAUTIFUL! this is just a bad picture.. havent we all had one of those??

    59. Perezito's Stalker says – reply to this


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      I LOVE LOVE LOVE the dress. Very cute. BUT her makeup screams stripper and her legs looked effed the hell up. crawling on her knees too much maybe to grab those dollar tips ya'll?

    60. mandi says – reply to this


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      Roots? Too much makeup! Maybe she should try being a brunette?

    61. sof says – reply to this


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      im sorry but blue eye shadow…really…

    62. Janine says – reply to this


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      She looks yucky. Like an old old woman!

    63. becky says – reply to this


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      i know she looks like balls here but i still like her for some reason. despite all her … eh interesting fashion decisions, bad roots, and strange public outlashes … she's still smart and strangely entertaining.

    64. up-chuck says – reply to this


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      stay away from the yellow, stay away from the mini's, and for God's sake STAY AWAY from the make-up counter…lookin like a Tammy Faye wanna-be!

    65. Lizzy says – reply to this


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      It's like if Tammy Wynette circa 1965 and a Fem-Bot had a baby, then injected it with botox and drew on it's eyebrows, YIKES!!

    66. j says – reply to this


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      sheesh.

    67. Blessed Karly says – reply to this


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      80's hair w/ Poison roots. 70's make up and dress. WTF is up with her trailer trash eyebrows? this ho needs to hire a stylist. i don't think i've ever really seen her look good…she has potential but needs sooo much help.

    68. erika says – reply to this


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      first of all all of us have our bad days. Geesh give this woman a chance. I would still rather to be out with her than with paris. At least Shanna is nicer and she is prettier. U people need to get a life look at your own legs.

    69. Mary says – reply to this


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      she looks like a cheap porn star

    70. Allie says – reply to this


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      Come on…she's a beautiful (albeit retarded) woman who needs to learn how to apply makeup. Not that big a deal.

    71. Yk says – reply to this


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      i like it

    72. kimmi says – reply to this


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      looks like zaa zaa gabors twin

    73. Poo says – reply to this


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      Chip and Pepper? Aren't these the losers that were supporting Parisite in jail? Why would Shanna want anything to do with them?

    74. Slevin Kelevra says – reply to this


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      i'd hit it and i'd make leave the dress on.

    75. Lauren Spell says – reply to this


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      She is pretty i would love to see what you people look like

    76. Susannah says – reply to this


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      Needs her roots dyed, needs tanning, legs need lotion, more lipstick and less eye shadow, needs a handbag, needs a better pose, needs more dress, needs HELP!

    77. tearyouapart says – reply to this


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      i like her. shes cool but i dont like the hair that much. shes very pretty though. unflattering picture though

    78. SAI says – reply to this


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      Ok the dress is nice!!!! It's suppose to worn that way!! Come on PEEPS get with the fashion

    79. Freak of the Week says – reply to this


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      Moo, Moo, Moakler oh how sad you look! Her and Fugboy are on the outs again, she's free to start golddiggin again!

    80. Freak of the Week says – reply to this


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      Moo, Moo, Moakler oh how sad you look! Her and Fugboy are on the outs, again, so she must be out golddiggin!

    81. Timi says – reply to this


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      i think she made good use of her grandma's curtains and some preschool blue paint, if she intended to look like a drag queen.

    82. hannah says – reply to this


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      maybe paris is better looking? noo. who'd of ever thought!

    83. Amanda Say says – reply to this


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      lil trife but hotter than paris though..def team shanna

    84. Jenn says – reply to this


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      She is one ugly bitch, Travis should have left her when he had the chance, he legs are nasty and gross.

    85. lyns says – reply to this


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      She's not ugly.. but then again she looks like Mimi from the Drew Carey Show. Nice roots though…………………………..

    86. toejoe says – reply to this


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      I think shanna is very beautiful, I have always liked her.

    87. Sromeo says – reply to this


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      fug

    88. Kimber says – reply to this


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      Shanna,
      Nana wants her kitchen curtains back.

    89. Brooklyn says – reply to this


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      whats wrong with her legs? eww, she has meg ryan legs. that should be illegal for celebutards. sell the escalade honey and pay for some work on those stalks.

    90. miss may says – reply to this


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      i LOVE her dress.

    91. Kitty says – reply to this


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      Is she trapped in Playboy? The eyemake up? The dyed peroxide hair? If she just dyed her hair brown and got a fucking make up artist that isn't trapped in the 80's, she could be beautiful.

    92. Lyzz says – reply to this


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      everything looks good except for the legs and makeup…

    93. Manny says – reply to this


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      A bit too made up and the dress is too short… but not bad.

    94. TRISHA` says – reply to this


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      FIRST OF ALL DYE YOU ROOTS!! LOSE THE SCARY DARK EYE MAKEUP AND THAT DRESS LOOKS LIKE IT WAS MADE FOR A FREGGIN LOSER!! HAHA

    95. Liz says – reply to this


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      I love her but I strongly believe in no dresses if your legs look bad, and her's look all bruised..she should have worn some cute jeans instead…

    96. bronze those legs too says – reply to this


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      just a thought: if you are going for cute, dont wear stripper eye shadow.

      who the fuck ever thinks thats alright? so so trashy

    97. thebuffoonery says – reply to this


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      Is it the nasty beat up legs, the horrible "blonde" hair or too much makeup that we see as a problem?

      OOHHHH…….all of it and more.

      The index finger on her right hand looks ok.

    98. jaxa says – reply to this


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      I think she tries to do the pamela anderson thing with big hair and make-up but she has to remember PA has NEVER been a style icon….and so if she wants to wear a current dress she will have to do the same with hair and make-up. SHE is NOT and ugly girl….she should try a straight hair style or pulled back and more subtle nude make-up tones……and maybe a spray tan also

    99. Nova11 says – reply to this


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      She needs to stop wearing the damn hooker make-up….that would help IMMENSELY!! That power blue eyeshadow look went out a looooonnnng time ago!! Plus….blondes should NEVER wear yellow…EVER!!

    100. ME says – reply to this


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      what is that thing???? OMG…NO sense of style…SORRY!!

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