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Ewww. There's just no excuse for this.
Bitch is tore up!
Z-lister Shanna Moakler tries for cute but only gets the "cu" part right at a party for Chip & Pepper Jeans, Wednesday night at the Sunset Towers Hotel in LA.
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gross…
first?
ewwww
nice white eyeshadow? Oh, and I think she forgot her pants…
geeze. it wouldn't be so bad if her makeup didn't make her look like a drag queen.
Eeeewwwwwwww!
WORST!
NASTY!
how could this bitch ever have won a beauty contest???
FIRST
ya know ya'll from like the neck down i think she does look kindaa cute its only her stupid fugly face that ruins the picture she is so fuckin annoying!
look at her legs! eww
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww……….
hehe cu that's funny. second.
Gross.
Trying too hard
Nice makeup..
She needs to get her hair did! Can you say roots!
ewwwwwwwwww why?
Ewwww!! Old lady knees and a baby doll dress?!? Wtf was she thinking? Are there not any mirrors in her house?
I have to agree, the makeup is out of control. Girls, don't wear SO MUCH make up!!!!
"I can feel the chunks rising in my throat…"
that's not her color. she should stick to darker colors.
It would look cute without the bad make-up and the completely outdated hair color and style. What is up with that?
Canary yellow with shiny blue eyeshadow up to the eyebrows, NOT HOT! If she did some simple hair and makeup she would've looked like a totally different person and probably even cute!
SICK! Dye your roots!
That dress is from Bebe.. I must say that she looks better in it than I did! ;-P
She looks cute! I think Perez had some HATERade this morning .She's a bit ashy I will admit but she looks aight….
I have seen her look better but then again I have seen her look worse
She'd look better in one of our shirts.
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she looks like barbie on crack, no? the eyes are the scariest bit by far!
She looks like Zsa Zsa Gabor in this pic.
Fails.
wow she got real old real fast..looks like my nanna
She looks like she's been scratching at the crack bugs on her legs
She looks great. C'mon, Perez. Is that part of your deal with Paris? Shanna is still the girl that did what all of America wanted to — slap down Paris Hilton.
Go Shanna!!
lolll the face matches the personality.. shity
make up
hair
bruises on legs
ick ick ick
ummmm yeah.
um, seriously, she looks busted.
i mean, if your legs are nasty looking with scabs and ash, you should probably cover them up, right?
you just say that because she leaked about paris' herpes.
Ohh… That's NOT sexy!
this looks too used..referring to her.
she looks like a stripper trying to be hot!
she looks like christina applegate
She is gorgeous, this is just not a flattering picture. Even still she looks better here than any of you losers that are leaving harsh comments…take a minute and go check yourself in the mirror.
She is a physcho!!! too bad travis got involved with her!!!! he's still hot
I don't think she looks bad. Actually, she reminds me of Samantha Stevens in "Bewitched." Very retro. RC in Austin, Texas
She got mad when I called her a hag and left me a funny comment on my myspace. What a weirdo.
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from one hag to another….toner!
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She is one of the sexiest out there…. Something about her. She must have been drink when she was getting dressed. Dippin into her hubby's stash of late perhaps?
Oh, I see bleach is not only for cleaning the toilets anymore!!!
sorry Kelly, hate to burst your bubble, but I'm WAY hotter than that thing
oh my god…she lloks like Joan Van Ark from Knot's Landing circa 1986
U KNOW THAT PEREZ DOESNT LIKE HER, B/C SHANNA PUNCHED PARIS (BIG BIRD) HILTON IN THE FACE!!!
lets face it! she KNOCKED out Paris Hilton, and Perez doesnt like Shanna for that!
The makeup is kind of over the top but, c'mon, she looks fine, I'd be happy to look like this after 3 kids.
i really love her tho. but i think shes retarted for taking travis back.. he cheated on her with PARIS. the biggest STD out there!
whats the name of that dragqueen from the drew carey show?? she looks just like her!!!!
her dress is ok
Shanna is wonderful.. she is BEAUTIFUL! this is just a bad picture.. havent we all had one of those??
I LOVE LOVE LOVE the dress. Very cute. BUT her makeup screams stripper and her legs looked effed the hell up. crawling on her knees too much maybe to grab those dollar tips ya'll?
Roots? Too much makeup! Maybe she should try being a brunette?
im sorry but blue eye shadow…really…
She looks yucky. Like an old old woman!
i know she looks like balls here but i still like her for some reason. despite all her … eh interesting fashion decisions, bad roots, and strange public outlashes … she's still smart and strangely entertaining.
stay away from the yellow, stay away from the mini's, and for God's sake STAY AWAY from the make-up counter…lookin like a Tammy Faye wanna-be!
It's like if Tammy Wynette circa 1965 and a Fem-Bot had a baby, then injected it with botox and drew on it's eyebrows, YIKES!!
sheesh.
80's hair w/ Poison roots. 70's make up and dress. WTF is up with her trailer trash eyebrows? this ho needs to hire a stylist. i don't think i've ever really seen her look good…she has potential but needs sooo much help.
first of all all of us have our bad days. Geesh give this woman a chance. I would still rather to be out with her than with paris. At least Shanna is nicer and she is prettier. U people need to get a life look at your own legs.
she looks like a cheap porn star
Come on…she's a beautiful (albeit retarded) woman who needs to learn how to apply makeup. Not that big a deal.
i like it
looks like zaa zaa gabors twin
Chip and Pepper? Aren't these the losers that were supporting Parisite in jail? Why would Shanna want anything to do with them?
i'd hit it and i'd make leave the dress on.
She is pretty i would love to see what you people look like
Needs her roots dyed, needs tanning, legs need lotion, more lipstick and less eye shadow, needs a handbag, needs a better pose, needs more dress, needs HELP!
i like her. shes cool but i dont like the hair that much. shes very pretty though. unflattering picture though
Ok the dress is nice!!!! It's suppose to worn that way!! Come on PEEPS get with the fashion
Moo, Moo, Moakler oh how sad you look! Her and Fugboy are on the outs again, she's free to start golddiggin again!
Moo, Moo, Moakler oh how sad you look! Her and Fugboy are on the outs, again, so she must be out golddiggin!
i think she made good use of her grandma's curtains and some preschool blue paint, if she intended to look like a drag queen.
maybe paris is better looking? noo. who'd of ever thought!
lil trife but hotter than paris though..def team shanna
She is one ugly bitch, Travis should have left her when he had the chance, he legs are nasty and gross.
She's not ugly.. but then again she looks like Mimi from the Drew Carey Show. Nice roots though…………………………..
I think shanna is very beautiful, I have always liked her.
fug
Shanna,
Nana wants her kitchen curtains back.
whats wrong with her legs? eww, she has meg ryan legs. that should be illegal for celebutards. sell the escalade honey and pay for some work on those stalks.
i LOVE her dress.
Is she trapped in Playboy? The eyemake up? The dyed peroxide hair? If she just dyed her hair brown and got a fucking make up artist that isn't trapped in the 80's, she could be beautiful.
everything looks good except for the legs and makeup…
A bit too made up and the dress is too short… but not bad.
FIRST OF ALL DYE YOU ROOTS!! LOSE THE SCARY DARK EYE MAKEUP AND THAT DRESS LOOKS LIKE IT WAS MADE FOR A FREGGIN LOSER!! HAHA
I love her but I strongly believe in no dresses if your legs look bad, and her's look all bruised..she should have worn some cute jeans instead…
just a thought: if you are going for cute, dont wear stripper eye shadow.
who the fuck ever thinks thats alright? so so trashy
Is it the nasty beat up legs, the horrible "blonde" hair or too much makeup that we see as a problem?
OOHHHH…….all of it and more.
The index finger on her right hand looks ok.
I think she tries to do the pamela anderson thing with big hair and make-up but she has to remember PA has NEVER been a style icon….and so if she wants to wear a current dress she will have to do the same with hair and make-up. SHE is NOT and ugly girl….she should try a straight hair style or pulled back and more subtle nude make-up tones……and maybe a spray tan also
She needs to stop wearing the damn hooker make-up….that would help IMMENSELY!! That power blue eyeshadow look went out a looooonnnng time ago!! Plus….blondes should NEVER wear yellow…EVER!!
what is that thing???? OMG…NO sense of style…SORRY!!