If You Are Easily Offended…..

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Ewww. There's just no excuse for this.

Bitch is tore up!

Z-lister Shanna Moakler tries for cute but only gets the "cu" part right at a party for Chip & Pepper Jeans, Wednesday night at the Sunset Towers Hotel in LA.

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: Jul 12, 2007 at 11:46 am / Email this »

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Terese says – reply to this

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I bet her puzzy needs a lift. The dress is ugly… but not as ugly as her worn face.
Ava says – reply to this

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MY EYES!
MY EYES!!

I need to go wash my brain out with soap.

GROSS!!!!!
sTeVeN says – reply to this

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She's looks like a drag queen…..a bad one that is. My mom wants her kitchen curtains back!
ice a says – reply to this

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Is someone going to sprinkle water on her head and say a pray????????
ice a says – reply to this

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Is someone going to sprinkle water on her head and pray????????
sammyileia says – reply to this

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no wonder she's a Z-lister…
Billy says – reply to this

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Wow, she really is nasty, ugly looking. Talk about the years being hard on a broad. I actually use to think that I would do her. Now, I wouldn't use her as a rag to spew my warm discharge on after a nice whack session. Now, please tell her to get back to the trailer park. Her days of being in the money and living off of other people are over. Ridden hard and hung up wet.
iren33 says – reply to this

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She is too old for this dress!
Tina says – reply to this

309

I work at bebe and this bitch was in with a fro and a moomoo lookin like SHIT. this dress is actually at bebe for 139!
ann says – reply to this

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what are you talking about perez? she looked GREAT on the video shot of her from this same event….she changes her makeup and hairstyle all the time…shes not afraid of taking a chance….and she beat up paris…shes my hero
Chimp Pansy says – reply to this

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She looks like the transvestite artist Grayson Perry, google him for images to see what i mean
CrankyGranny says – reply to this

312

I thought it was Zsa Zsa Gabor
Chibi says – reply to this

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AWWWWW and here we all thought that the 70's trashy romance cover make up look was over =^.^=
Jennifer says – reply to this

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The dress has got to go, the eye makeup does not go with the dress, she needs a touch up on those roots, and has the girl ever heard of a tanning salon? Those legs are toe up from the flo up!
spacy says – reply to this

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SHE HAS HER NOSE DONE TOO!!!! SEND THE PICT TO AWFUL PLASTIC SURGERY.COM
Jeff Moore says – reply to this

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WHO?
torontojman says – reply to this

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WHO? WHY? HOW OFTEN? TAKE WITH FOOD?
jacee says – reply to this

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Defiantely ________ and put away wet!!
kai says – reply to this

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Hideous…and she makes that Bebe dress look terrible. Her hair is the same color as the dress…..didn't know yellow was a hair color!
cameo says – reply to this

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WOW!
you're right, she could not pass for cute even if her life depended on it!
LOL
at says – reply to this

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I LOVE HER!! NTRAVIS
at says – reply to this

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I LOVE HER!! N TRAVIS
kat says – reply to this

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I STILL LOVE HER!!!! ID TAKE TRAVIS TOOOO
Daniele says – reply to this

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I especially like the way the canary gunny sack brings out the brassy tones of her over processed hair. Her pornirific glam is not well suited for this Easter Sunday ensemble.
JET says – reply to this

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HIDEOUS!
raven says – reply to this

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she does not look a mess
hoov says – reply to this

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$2 hooker from the 60's
nick says – reply to this

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I think shna is awesome.. I dont like the dress. But I still love shauna
Debbie says – reply to this

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I agree with comments, about her make up and LEGS!!!! She has really ugly legs… and the truth be told, she looks like an Older women trying to look too young. I am an "older" person so I can say that. Thats a look for 20 something or younger. I think she does look like a drag Queen. or is that look she's going for?
Victoria says – reply to this

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Looks like a younger version of ZsaZsa
BABiBOB says – reply to this

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ALL YOU THAT SAiD SHE LOOKED A MESS AND ALL THAT BULLSHiT iS SOME HATiN ASS PEOPLE…THiS FASHiON AND iF YOU KNEW ANYTHiNG BOUT iT YOU WOULD LiKE iT..i THiNK SHE LOOKS GREAT!
Lori says – reply to this

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She looks like a cracked-out younger version of one of the Gabore Sisters. Cza-Cza or Eva!!! NASTY CHEATING WHORE
BB says – reply to this

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Fix yo roots!!
BRAD says – reply to this

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Why is this degenerate still around? My grandma has that same doylie on her coffee table & bitch needs to stay off her knees. Fuckin' gross!!!
Biatch says – reply to this

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you are all being too hard on her, she is adorable and always looks hot, let up bitches. Not everyone in always at 100%!
shannon says – reply to this

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she totally loooks tranniefied!!!( i think thats a word) if not shanna is the true definition to my new word!!!
Daydreamor says – reply to this

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She not only has a poor taste in men, but wearing your nightie in public with a 70's hairstyle makes her appear ghastly. Please, put on sweatpants and a t-shirt!
Michelle says – reply to this

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Worse Eye Make-up Ever!
sugarpuss says – reply to this

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Her face looks like Zsa Zsa Gabor's taint! But the yellow Brady Bunch dress pees!!
ewwww says – reply to this

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to say she looks like a tranny… would be an insult to trannies.
t says – reply to this

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Can we say get a knee lift!!!!YUCK
Debbie says – reply to this

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She is absolutely beautiful. you all are HATERS!!!!
dana says – reply to this

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This is a big mess from top to bottom
Mitch says – reply to this

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Whose trash can was she "shopping" in? Girl needs to toss that shit back!
unfortunate says – reply to this

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hmmm…can YOU tell she was in porn?
mz jei says – reply to this

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so i guess thats what an anorexic clown looks like
L-Diddy says – reply to this

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I think that Travis played the drums one too many times on her legs!!!!!
Dominique says – reply to this

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…Would be OK if she were auditioning for the Lawrence Welk Show in 1968??
Selina says – reply to this

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That's a sad shame
shannon says – reply to this

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If the party is for Chip and Pepper Jeans, why isn't she wearing jeans?
Snarky says – reply to this

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the sad part of it all is that it's a relativly cute TOP (not dress). Just maybe try to remember your pants. The one accesory she's lacking is the paper bag to hide her ugly face. For even attempting to pull it off she should be shot and pissed on and not necasarily in that order.
aNnIe says – reply to this

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sarah said~~
geeze. it wouldn’t be so bad if her makeup didn’t make her look like a drag

My uncle or should I say aunt(lol) is a Drag Queen…..he should feel affended by that statement!….ha ha ha
That nast ass bitch wishes she look as good as a Drag Queen……..SHE FUCKIN LOOKS LIKE KILLER CLOWN FROM OUTER SPACE!!!!
Vicki says – reply to this

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Who the hell is she? Before model of cosmetic knee enhancements?
Michelle says – reply to this

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Shanna Moakler ISSS a z lister!:) Shes such a slut!
Cheena says – reply to this

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she looks AAAAmazing!
ultrarem says – reply to this

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her legs are u-g-l-y
Jay says – reply to this

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okay what was she thinking her face is just horible but the dress is cute then her legs were do i start there non matching to the cute dress she needs a new stylist
Mark says – reply to this

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Who let her walk out of the house looking like that?
trishahhh says – reply to this

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omg she could do so then much better this!
DarkAndTwisty says – reply to this

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Alas, this is the result from Phyllis Diller having her 32nd plastic surgery, and hiding from the media for months. So this is why Phyllis cancelled her apperance on the tonight show? Damn, she still needs work on her baggy knees though. One friendly suggestion however, you seriously need to do away with the powder blue/green eye-shadow. It's SO 80's. Try a light neutral brown beige.
HEATHER J says – reply to this

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she looks like the clown from "it" (steven king movie).
Lil Ma says – reply to this

362

Bitch looks cracked out!….
:P
Jenn from Louisiana says – reply to this

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I mean, I'm from Louisiana, but DAMN! She's awful!
ava says – reply to this

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I can feel her pain. She looks like what she is going through, and understandably so. Everyone who has been in love knows that it takes alot of time to get through it, and they are not even devorced yet! Shanna keep your chin up, it does get better, I too keep trying to talk myself into it everyday!!!!!!!!
nic0l3tt3 says – reply to this

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she looks like a bad drag queen.
Leighann says – reply to this

366

She looks pre-op
zoomzoomr says – reply to this

367

OH SNAP! Isn't that Barbara Eden? Oh wait.. Babs looks BETTER.
Dangerous Cookie Diva says – reply to this

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trailer park chic! lol
MadisonPink says – reply to this

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Her legs look like she's been on her knees alot!
GIA says – reply to this

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OMG! I didnt even recognize her! I was thinking "Who the hell is this 70 something year old Tammy Faye look-alike???!!!" Id hate to see her without makeup….eeeeessshhh.
Trish says – reply to this

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She looked like white trash. She always has 2 inch roots and what's with the blue eyeshadow SHE ALWAYS WEARS? Does she not see she looks like a tramp from the 1970s? She looks like she was raised in the sticks of Arkansas and her mom and dad just happened to be brother and sister. She is not at all attractive.
Wally Wi says – reply to this

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Nope. She has to go back working as a greeter at the W Mart cuz she ain't makin' it as a celeb.
Love_is_a_verb04 says – reply to this

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All the "no-listers" making fun of someone who is called a "z-lister" by a bitter person who is grasping at fame any way he can…without talent.
Lyza says – reply to this

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I don't know who that is, but she could have pulled it off with brighter make-up and a different hairstyle. Great dress.
ms.jackie says – reply to this

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Very cute dress, on me, bitch! She needs a new makeup artist and to revert back to natural hair color.
skippy says – reply to this

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Boy Shakira lives!
www.skippysfuncorner.com
ChristinA says – reply to this

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Miss America? more like a blonde Morticia Adams
Kelsey says – reply to this

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whats wrong with ehr knees?
i dont understand…
those are the most discusting things i've seen in my life
Tiburnation says – reply to this

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Who is she?
Killer Dee says – reply to this

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She slapped the wall 10 years ago, she would look better being double teamed by perez and a gorilla.
Spa Girl Vee says – reply to this

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Who in the hell is she? I mean really, I have no clue Phyliss Diller 50 years ago or the chick from the Drew Carey show lost weight?
shyone says – reply to this

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eww her legs look horrible with all those bruises and scars
Tish says – reply to this

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Tammy Faye wannabe
.ray.* says – reply to this

384

yikes! PLEASE cover those legs!
lucy says – reply to this

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umm. gross
FuCk me later says – reply to this

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uhhhh i have to agree with perez BITCH IS TORE UP!!
BadKitty says – reply to this

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She looks a HOT STEAMY MESS….lol wtf was she thinking.
allie says – reply to this

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haha ew. i would rather see travis in that dress.

i was gonna get that dress. its from Bebe. it comes in black too.
yo says – reply to this

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no wonder travis barker left her
Sterling says – reply to this

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is this like a walking Banana???…LMFAO!
mary says – reply to this

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disgusting.
Rachel Darling says – reply to this

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1. Who is she?
2. Yellow is not for blondes…or anyone
3. too short
4. That ribbon-y seam should be below the boobies… its high waist…if her waist is that high…we have issues
Boo says – reply to this

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What Happened To Her Knees?!
^o)
steph says – reply to this

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skinny mimi !

x