Life According To Britney
Poor B. Seems like there's more turmoil than usual in the home front.
Spears has put her Beverly Hills home up for sale. Her mansion in Malibu is also up for grabs, if you have $12 million to shell out.
In the meantime, Britney's been staying at the Four Seasons Hotel and is rumored to be having major drama with Kevin Federline, who still refuses to sign the divorce documents and may have called Children's Protective Services on her ghetto ass last week.
Spears' homes are said to be unsafe for her little boo boos - there are no safety barriers around her pools.
And, that big boo boo, Kfed, seems to have finally moved on from Britney. The failed rapper is said to be dating an LA radio DJ, Luscious Liz.
All this talk of dramz and no talk about Britney and her "music."
Comeback? Highly unlikely!
P.S. Just for shiz and gigglez. CLICK HERE to see the uncensored version of the photo above!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
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haha, Britney won't make a comeback. If so, I'll be so miserable for the rest of my life..
Enough already. This chick is old news!
Shiznit, I wrote something too long !
enough of this already, seriously!
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Is this liz girl even cute? or more importantly, is she retarded???
…i like her shirt =]
Trash.
Now thats a nice redneck TWAT!
you forgot to put a "jump" i see poon
At least she's got…
nevermind.
ew…nasty
note the playboy bunny purse… what a scagalicious whore. go home and try to be a decent parent!
Liz would never Date k_Fed ! She was dating another guy up until two weeks ago who had A good career & probably $ in the bank. She is way to smart for that. Listen to Big Boys Neighboorhood on Power 106.
I have that same shirt….DAMN it!
sadly seems this comeback will never get off the ground i miss party britney she looked hot sometimes
whoo hoo! we got a shaver!
Her home HAS barriers around her pools since a few days, see the website of your friends, x17 ^^
we want some shemar moore news !
She's such a SAD fuckup… So sad! So incredibly SAD!
this looks like a nasty ho that walks down washington st. every day no koke
britney… i am so sad ur going downhill yet again… gimme ur number and let me take u shopping and get ur life on track girlfriend… i miss the days when u were hottttttttttttttt! and i know u could be that again if u just get it together girlfriend!
she should just pose for playboy already…jeez…
Actually, Fatty, I have a barrier around my pool…there's pics on the internet…KFag, on the other had, does not…SUCK IT!
THAT WHORE. MY mansion is only selling for 10 Million… wat a CUNT!
at least she has the decency to wax for all of us who have to see this monstrosity!!!
WTF!!!! I AM SO SICK OF HER! PLEASE BE GONE! AND ALSO, DID HER MOTHER EVER TEACH HER HOW TO PUT PANTIES ON!! NASTY HO!
That's her underwear people!!
YUMMY!!! bring it to TX brit, i'll take care of that kitty!!!
OH YEAH I FORGOT!
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Kev isn't dating Liz Hernandez. Silly rumor. What it is, Liz?
You guys really had to use this picture of all the pictures to get her home selling news out there? If i had A**holes like you reminding America of my mistakes I probobly would've lost my mind too. Hey Perez, look at a mirror, you're gross man!
Would love to eat that heirless beaver
enough!!!! buy some fucking panties bitch!
look at the roll on her belly
She's just a disgrace to women!
No wonder this little ho doesn't getalong with mom, she I'm sure has turned her back on her decent upbringing, can u imagine the embarressment of her poor family.
not much fuzz on that peach - boingg!!!
Whateverrrrrrrr…. this is some sorry ass shit.
I kind of feel bad for her.
poor girl.she looks kinda hot though. hope she gets better soon. i DEFY anyone not to shake their ass to TOXIC. i dont know why everyone says shes ugly. shes super hot leave her alone lik
not much fuzz on that peach - boi-yoingg!!!
It's time for her to drop off the face of the earth. The only thing she's famous for is bad press; that's ALL…..
not much fuzz on that peach - yahooza, diver down!!
Look at her big FAT belly roll. She's packin' on the lbs's,,,,,
PUERCA !!!!!
Again?
I am so sick of this un-washed ass trainwreck. You think she can't get worse, then look how she treats her mama. It isn't drugs or alcohol- she is a NUT JOB. And a phony one with her fake voice, hair, lip-synching. Can we spell Bi-polar, boys and girls? She nasty- Filthy McNasty. EEEEEEEEEWWW!
SAVE ME
um it looks like she's wearing underwear.
I would still wheelbarrow fuck her…
So sad - what a has been!
what ever happened to cousin allie.
She's a stupid, pathetic talentless loser who never sang that well to begin with. I wish she would just go away! Could you imagine… a Britney free world??
Someone, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeez put her out of her misery and ours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO CARESSSSSSS she shaves her cooch…so do i!!!!!
like people DONT do that….youre so retarded perez….i hope you puke on the view and make an ass out of yourself
TRAMP! She really needs to get her shit together and start wearing some panties!
I GUESS THE CARPET NOW MATCHES THE RUG
i hate britney so much—-she needs to go away forever
Yah know, I don't care what anyone has got or has done to their private parts! Thats the thing…known as "Private" parts! Someone aught to share that with Brit. We don't want nor need to see her cooder!!!
She needs lots of schooling from the basics of wearing underwear to the real hard stuff…rearing her children properly! Sad, cause in my mind, I think she only had the first one as an accessory….kids are not great accessories when you want to party ass every night! I hope for her sake and the boys, that she gets her shiz together and quickly! Time to realize the boys are human beings and need their mother. Another case of kids having kids!
I can't have children…I'll volunteer to help with her sons raising. Call me Britney, we'll talk!
Enough all ready! Can't you guys leave her alone to get her shiz back together. It is tragic enough to have a marriage desolve but for everything to be so PUBLIC. Leave her alone she is a mess.
Looks photoshopped or it could be skin tone panties.
I mean can she PLEASE wear panties!!!!
that's pathetic, she's a pain in the ass, just like paris hilton and lindsay lohan, those scandalwhores!
seriously why dont people wear underwear??
see, you'd think, with all their money, these hollywood girls would have the money to buy some panties! god.
Wow Britney was just smoke and mirrors back in the day…….Can you believe she's 25???? More like 45
Damn, has the girl STILL not learned to wear some freaking underwear?? I mean, even if it was a thong, at least you got a little bit covered!!
W.T.F……GROSS ASS FEMALE.
I have that shirt……I'm never wearing it again :/
EEEWWWWWW SKANK
britney will make a comeback!!!!!!!!!! u fucking losers including u perez!!!!!!!!!!! stop hateing on her! leave her alone! u guys know she a greay singer!!!! dont hate!
Why does she have blond hair in this picture but almost black hair in yesterdays pics? I think this is an old pic but either way you think she would learn to leave some things to the imagination.
You know…if Britney really cared about her kids…she pay to get a fence with a gate around her pool…she has the cash…no instead she wants to sell and run….stand up and be a parent…kids are a 24 hour job….this is one woman who if she cant do it…let Brit's mom or K- Fed have em….and as for her career…soory you can only Lyp Synch so much
i would definetly still hit that.
the real ryan atwood
oh my god why doesn't she ever wear drawwwz
Wait! She is a retard if she couldn't get KFed to sign the divorce papers by now. Really pathetic. If she had a brain, she would have filed for divorce, stayed home with the kids until the divorce was final, got the good on Kfed, gotten full custody of the kids and gotten Kfed out of her life for good. But, she is stupid. She has been partying since she separated for KFag and hired retard PIs, thus, no good on Kfed and might lose custody of the kids to this loser with baby mamas all around California. I thought that she was really pathetic when she paid Kevin's child support. She is totally over and will be working at McDonalds in a year because she will stupidly lose all her money. Plus, her kids might be raised by bastard machine Shar Jackson while Kfed is partying it up. She really needs to get it together and show Kfed whose the shit. We can all dream, can we!!!!
leave the poor girl alone. fuckin a…
Actually–Britney DOES have a fence all the way around her pool.
I really hope that Luscious Liz (105.9 Power 106 Big Boy's Neighborhood) is not dating him…. She is WAY TOO HOT FOR HIM!!! Liz, please tell me it isnt true….. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
Ppl are so JEALOUS its not even funny! Get involved in ur own LIFE- maybe u wouldnt be such a loser! She has millions- ur broke as HELL!
They should make panties that look just like a firecrotch… That way these chicks can still wear panties, but get the attention of someone who people think walk around commando
Dirty Dirty Skank!
Shame on you. Mom of two. Cover up, whom cares about your private part?
I wish this never happened to her. God I miss the old Britney I used to love.
liz was on the radio this morning denying the rumor.
I read somewhere today that Social Services have been out to her house three times in the last week and declared that pool unsafe for the kiddies?
Forget about Britney's problems take a look at the history of Kevin.
Kevin does not stay in any relationship long.
He has two kids by Shar who is black.
He has two kids by Britney who is white.
Now he is dating a hispanic girl so is he going to add two more kids to his list with Luscious Liz???
So much for all Kevin's statments of his love for Britney, how good she was to him and how together they would take over the world.
All Kevin has done is PROVE everyone's accusations of him to be CORRECT as a loveless, using, fake, unemployed, wantabee money grubber.
If he truly had any character, truth, love, respectability, honor to himself and his children and truly wanted to be held in esteem by the public, business associates, music industry, and have honest money HE WOULD SHOW THE WORLD HOW MUCH HE IS FOR BRITNEY and get down to all it took to help her and get their lives straightened out. What a witness to the world he would be.
A lot of married couples have over come more than Britney and
Kevin are going through right now. It is funny how he used her money to run
all over the place to party while they were married but now he is
getting money from her monthly and using them babies as a weapon.
A REAL MAN…A REAL HUSBAND…A REAL FATHER would get in there and help
his wife, love her out of all this AND BE A FAMILY.
I Guaranty all the fame, respect, money and descency would truly come his way.
She sure likes to keep her snatch aired out.
Actually, I think those are nude colored panties…
LIZ IS WAYYYYYYYYYYYY TOO HOT FOR KFED!!!!!
I was disgusted by BS at first, but now I just feel bad for her, and her boys. Her face alternates between sorrow, anger, and just being lost. Maybe she's selling and leaving LA, something she should have done a LONG time ago! Low-key is a foreign concept to her; why keep putting yourself out there like that knowing the inevitable abuse you'll get for looking like that? Maybe her self-esteem has taken such a beating that she mistakes the abuse she gets for attention. Time to fade to black, Brit! Take the money and run!
trash.
I feel bad for the seat of the car.
No hair! The problem is no panties Perez! she's white trash…
Britney is a fat whore with no talent. She is now getting back all the bad karma she deserves. Her neck is like a linebackers.
We should all get her home address and mail her a pack of Hanes or Fruit of the Loom so at least that crotch is covered!
*yawn* Nothing to see here, move along plz.
This sicko Perez is the real loser here. Can you believe this tard Perez lives to insult people and gets away with it (for now)? What a miserable existence! Karma will come full swing and strike him down with cancer or something similar.
that shirt is sold at forever 21