Life According To Britney

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Poor B. Seems like there's more turmoil than usual in the home front.

Spears has put her Beverly Hills home up for sale. Her mansion in Malibu is also up for grabs, if you have $12 million to shell out.

In the meantime, Britney's been staying at the Four Seasons Hotel and is rumored to be having major drama with Kevin Federline, who still refuses to sign the divorce documents and may have called Children's Protective Services on her ghetto ass last week.

Spears' homes are said to be unsafe for her little boo boos - there are no safety barriers around her pools.

And, that big boo boo, Kfed, seems to have finally moved on from Britney. The failed rapper is said to be dating an LA radio DJ, Luscious Liz.

All this talk of dramz and no talk about Britney and her "music."

Comeback? Highly unlikely!

P.S. Just for shiz and gigglez. CLICK HERE to see the uncensored version of the photo above!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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    Posted: Jul 12, 2007 at 1:10 pm / Email this  »

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    1. jonnizzle90 says – reply to this


      401

      i wish i could eat that out

    2. cjane says – reply to this


      402

      do any celebrities wear underwear

    3. blipo says – reply to this


      403

      Totally faked photoshop shot…I don't believe it.

    4. minz says – reply to this


      404

      roast beef

    5. i'm fat too & so what? says – reply to this


      405

      somehow this shot is disturbing. i mean, i've seen hairless ginas before, but this photo really makes you think she's all ken & barbie downtown. it's gross looking.

    6. Jamie says – reply to this


      406

      Its OBVIOUS she likes getting her pet Beaver's photo taken…. This is DISGUSTING! UNDREWEAR BRITTANY… Undrewear is sexy… Pretty Lacy unmentionables …PLEASE leave a little to the imagination ( to your bump buddies) NOT mine or about 10 million others

    7. nicole says – reply to this


      407

      britney spears stole my shirt

    8. KEiSHA says – reply to this


      408

      WHAT SHE NEEDS iS A ASS BEATiN!
      NOT REHAB.

    9. ProudPerezzer!! says – reply to this


      409

      ick.
      she can afford everything but underwears??
      hmmmmm.
      thats just a plain whore.

    10. jOMEL says – reply to this


      410

      i wanna see it spread eagle next time

    11. ronnie says – reply to this


      411

      i am so tired of photos that have the infamous white dot and
      then show NOTHING!
      all is see is skin!!!!

    12. Oakville ON says – reply to this


      412

      She's rich trailor trash - WE love you PEREZ

    13. Brenda says – reply to this


      413

      I think that we should all quit talking so much stuff about her already.There are more important things going on these days,ans that she will have a comback and I will support her in all that she does and all be one to admit that I would buy her CD if it does come out.I mean come on there has not yet been any one out there to beat her sales and she will sell big time when she does have a come back and If she dont she has already made enough money so she really dont need it either way.God Bless Britt

    14. syenz says – reply to this


      414

      OMG!euwhh….

    15. freako baba says – reply to this


      415

      seriously man…how many shots do we have to see of her cooch…..u rock perez

    16. bella says – reply to this


      416

      lol i feel so bad for i didnt like her when she first came out but now i just feel so sorry for her

    17. jessie says – reply to this


      417

      big deal!cant see anything!not that anyone wants 2!

    18. Jadal says – reply to this


      418

      trying to be "popukar" again

    19. JOY says – reply to this


      419

      DAMN! THE REAL BLACK HOLE OF THE UNIVERSE………………..LOL!

    20. Kate Erin says – reply to this


      420

      She's so cheap! My god.

    21. kayleigh says – reply to this


      421

      erwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww freek

    22. ali says – reply to this


      422

      she got her shirt from delia's i saw it their

    23. bob vance says – reply to this


      423

      awesome. this shot should be on the front page every damn day so you don't have to search for the shaved p***y shots….and there's no underwear people. the other shots that came out around this time you can see her lips! and c-section scar! nothing wrong with a girl who doesn't wear underwear and opens her legs to the cameras….that's a positive in my book! how many more months till she finally does playboy for the money? show us more vagina brit.

    24. janie says – reply to this


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      Is she trying to show the world that she shaves? Guess what? So do alot of chicks out here, only we don't show it to the whole world like this SKANK. Alot of us don't have fat legs connected to our stuff either!!!!! I FOR ONE DO NOT WANT TO SEE HER NASTY TRAILER-TRASH BODY!!!!!!!!!!! COVER YOUR SHIT UP!!!!!!!

    25. Melissa Ruffing says – reply to this


      425

      ok alot of females go comanod, but we do have the knowledge of what we have under our skirts and get out wit your legs closed and make sure you skirt is pulled down

    26. ivory** says – reply to this


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      sadly, if she makes a comeback, it will go straight up to #1 on the billboards because she's britney. she's done it like 3 times now. and i'm sure that even though we've seen and heard enough of her, people out there still love her. when will people start forgetting her?

    27. Lauren says – reply to this


      427

      Remember back in the days when Britney and Christina would compete against eachother, Christina won!

    28. Lauren says – reply to this


      428

      Remember back in the days when Britney and Christina would compete against eachother, Christina won!

    29. carolyn says – reply to this


      429

      for god sake woman, you are a mother. Yes your boys will be teenagers one day and yes, they will see pictures like this and yes, the piss will be taken out on them. Fuck grow up!!!!

    30. ryisha says – reply to this


      430

      hey at least we know that she isn't totally dirty.

    31. jizzba says – reply to this


      431

      Meatcurtains anyone?

    32. European Wax Center says – reply to this


      432

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    33. corine says – reply to this


      433

      omg

    34. Fel19 says – reply to this


      434

      I wonder what she tells herself when she looks in the mirror everyday….I hope it's not "Oh God I look amazing and people love me!!"

    35. sopha says – reply to this


      435

      SHES HAS ENOUGHT MONEY TO PAY FOR UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    36. PEREZ HUICHA says – reply to this


      436

      ay ay ay!!!! no pelos no raya jajajajajaja…!!!
      que pedo con su vida y su colaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    37. spitt says – reply to this


      437

      I really do feel for Britney. I don't doubt she has postpartum depression. She is lonely and in a tough world as a celebrity. I hope she can get help, a new stylist and a better group of friends. I'm routing for you Britney.

    38. moe says – reply to this


      438

      garbage ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ladies wear bras and panties, like most MOTHERS should

    39. Kandi says – reply to this


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      What the hell, haven't we all gone with no panties? She was just unfortunate to have photographers there watching her every move.

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