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This Pains Us

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Eva Longoria's new husband, Tony Parker, is really taking this rapping this seriously. And it's a serious mess!

Click here to see his new video for Premier Love.

He should try rapping in English. He'd get laughed out of America!

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  1. RZA says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

  2. paty says – reply to this


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    I dont think it sounds bad…I think its just weird seeing him rap

  3. Dar says – reply to this


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    it is not that bad at all.

  4. kawo says – reply to this


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    oh my..i've always hated french rap..i want to cry..poor eva..but the lyrics are kinda cute

  5. zoe says – reply to this


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    script error!!!

  6. Aliecat says – reply to this


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    Say what?

  7. zoe says – reply to this


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    "ReferenceError: Error #1074: Illegal write to read-only property wat::Theater on global.
    at global$init()"

    script error, perez!!!

  8. jose says – reply to this


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    I like it. I dont udnerstand it but I like it.

  9. butterfly says – reply to this


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    I dont think its rap.. What is he saying?

  10. natemoe says – reply to this


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    Kinda sexy.

  11. latina says – reply to this


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    Tragic. He is looking REALLY GAY here!!

  12. Jessi says – reply to this


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    lmao. wow. I wonder if he raps to Eva like that in bed haha

  13. Aliecat says – reply to this


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    come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. tru says – reply to this


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    Lol well if it makes him happy. good luck

  15. Camy says – reply to this


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    Didn't know he spoke french…. ahah, but the lyrics are soo cheesy!

  16. korndawg73@yahoo.com says – reply to this


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    this is called the Keving Federline syndrome…stop him before he discovers CORN ROWS!!

  17. Ernesto says – reply to this


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    Its pretty good.. MC Solar ( Sex and the City Season 6) is better.

  18. what the... says – reply to this


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    I think my inner ear drum is bleeding…what the F**k he say!!

    dude stick to ball and that hot piece of latina culo your hitched to for the rest of your life!!

  19. serge says – reply to this


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    he's no mc solaar…thats for damn sure.

    can't blame a guy for dreaming i suppose…

  20. Tracy says – reply to this


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    Your crazy Perez! I think its hot :P

  21. sarah666 says – reply to this


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    He should colab with K-Fed that would be hardcore! Lol what a douche!

  22. Bree says – reply to this


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    He is French, hense he speaks the language. Born in Belgium actually - raised in France, how do you think he got recruited by the NBA?

    Anyway, it wasn't THAT bad…but he other guy that sings in his song was better.

  23. Maria says – reply to this


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    Horrid!

  24. motha henz says – reply to this


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    i loved it too!

  25. Jackie says – reply to this


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    The video sucks, but if you speak French, its actually not that bad. Its really more R&B.

  26. Lolita says – reply to this


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    I prefer Fatal Bazooka and his french ragga gay :D

  27. L-cat says – reply to this


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    He was good- he could be popular in France with that.

  28. laety says – reply to this


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    hi i'm french and u can be sure…..it's horrible.. the lyrics are pathetic and totaly ridiculous…..beurk

  29. caseypea says – reply to this


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    awww bless his little heart… it's alot more sincere of an attempt versus some of his other bball colleagues that have come out tryin to crossover

  30. Tee says – reply to this


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    I totally disagree… I think its hott… Nice to know he's multi talented; Wish I knew what he was saying…

  31. RickyBobby says – reply to this


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    The rythmn is not bad i just can understand it. So dont critize unless you know what he is saying. punk ass bitch

  32. yeah hurts so good says – reply to this


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    I LOVE IT! Because the language is different and u don't understand doesn't mean it sucks. I thought the beat was smooth and the guy that is doing the singing has a great voice. I LOVE IT…doesn't hurt that he's hot either.

  33. a says – reply to this


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    he's so blah!

  34. LU says – reply to this


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    IT REALLY ISN'T BAD IT'S NOT LIKE AMERICAN RAP WHICH IS GOOD BUT IT'S KINDA ALMOST SEXY. NOT BAD THOUGH

  35. salmonscanada says – reply to this


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    I liked it….. wish I knew what he was saying but he sounds nice …

  36. Becky says – reply to this


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    Very hard to follow! I am out of breath…from wondering when he's going to finish singing!! Maybe not a good idea. His voice sounds decent enough, but I don't get what's "rappy" about it. I don't know. I have to say the obvious: "Keep your night job."

  37. Choupette says – reply to this


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    The lyrics are cute but i dont know the lyrics and the music dont match together ! Not quiet sure he should rap…France has loads of french rapper very good and am afraid to say…little parker is not one of them. But hey, keep trying Titi :)

  38. Crissy says – reply to this


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    I really don't know what to say to this… It's rap… but not rap? I guess you can't help but sound "white" in French.

  39. Meemi says – reply to this


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    I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I actually kinda like it! I mean, if I understood french I might even buy the record!

  40. Melissa says – reply to this


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    I honestly didn't think it was bad

  41. Kim says – reply to this


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    Possibly b/c I don't watch basketball and don't have TP associated with it, I really liked the song. It's one of the best I've heard in a while! It's very sweet and doesn't try to hard.

  42. Denise says – reply to this


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    I think it is good - Perez you need to be more open minded.

  43. TorchedThreads says – reply to this


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    He looks like he's sporting a baby bump.

    www.torchedthreads.com

  44. Livtiv says – reply to this


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    I LOVED IT!
    i love french rap! omg that song was sooo good! at least Eva longoria wasn't in it!!!

  45. Rockabetty says – reply to this


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    Thank god I don't speak French.

  46. Ms. V says – reply to this


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    I actually dont think it sounds bad. It's kinda sexy!

  47. pow! says – reply to this


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    r u stupid?!?! you clearly don't know what french rap is… sucks to be ignorant

  48. RZR says – reply to this


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    it's really cute if you understand the lyrics

  49. Paige says – reply to this


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    Eh là c'est pas si pire!

  50. rosa says – reply to this


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    it's really cute and not that bad if u understand french

  51. Tiphanie says – reply to this


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    ok…I'm french and i can tell you the lyrics SUCKS!!!!oh my god what with the "t'étais mon premier love" thing?? and the "tu es la flèche de mon Cupidon" or something ridiculous like that???
    well it's is dream so…but he way better playing basketball!!!

  52. Marie Eve says – reply to this


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    LOVE IT……….Any french person would agree!!!

  53. Brian says – reply to this


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    Very European sounding… actually wasn't bad at all. Should do well in Europe.

  54. perezistanbul says – reply to this


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    shite ! i never thought he'd be effin zexy mumblin in french ! O_o

  55. Lola says – reply to this


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    If you understand french, you can see it's a really amazing song,
    beautiful lyrics!

  56. henry says – reply to this


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    j'avais déja entendu cette chanson au moment de sa 1ère sortie, et je suis très contente qu'elle soit ressortie car elle déchire!!!!!

  57. Jamise says – reply to this


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    I think it's kinda cute….the french always sound soo sexy!

  58. Rita says – reply to this


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    WOW! I LOVED it!

  59. emily says – reply to this


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    Hey.. it's not bad… better than K-Fed!

  60. Sam says – reply to this


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    I love this lmao i think its rlly gud, but hey I like french rap! ;)

  61. Deelo says – reply to this


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    Be easy P-Nasty… I like this song

  62. fabo says – reply to this


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    if only you could understand the lyrics…this is ridiculous
    come on tony, stick to basketball

  63. Sargent says – reply to this


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    I like it. The video is lame, but I want to hear it on the Radio.

  64. colleen says – reply to this


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    perez, u dont even know what their saying, so dont hate on tony! go spurs go!

  65. Listra says – reply to this


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    There's nothing wrong with this video. Spoken like a true hater.

  66. Esther says – reply to this


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    It's beautiful. I like it. The background music is gorgeous, the french is very nice.

    Stop being so negative about everyone and everything Perez. You're really getting on my nerves.

    Do you have to be so hateful just to be hateful?

  67. mexicandude says – reply to this


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    it would of been better if eva was in there lol !

  68. sta says – reply to this


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    whut tha hell wuz that mess?

  69. Wurd says – reply to this


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    He's got talent, the lyrics are cute as hell and the music video isn't half as corny as most french ones tend to be. More power to him.

  70. sarah says – reply to this


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    Tony Parker has got no charisma! that was so dire, I can't tell you. Perez, how scary that so many of you readers liked it! WTF!!!!

  71. cye says – reply to this


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    franchement je préfère sa zik balance toi cell la es un pe too much!!!^^
    mai j'ador TP je sui super fier k'il chante en français:)

  72. Dani says – reply to this


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    This is Germany calling ;o).. I like it…. Won't become a super summer hit over here in Europe but it's good enough for warm lazy summer nights on the beach! ;o)

  73. lili says – reply to this


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    C 'est franchement pas terrible et j'appelle pas ça du rap mais du R&B de base
    J'aime pas

  74. frenchy says – reply to this


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    The words are so cheesy. He sings abot his first love and how they are still friends. Wonder how Eva likes that?

  75. Annie says – reply to this


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    For those french noobs, know that french rap is different than american's … yes! there's a world outside the US that do thing their ways.

  76. gnat says – reply to this


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    its not bad at all ..stop hating!

  77. fromagenon! says – reply to this


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    This french rap shit is one of the reasons I left Quebec.

  78. Ana says – reply to this


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    I didn't hate it

    For those french noobs, know that french rap is different than american's … yes! there's a world outside the US that do thing their ways.

  79. HollyG says – reply to this


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    The Popozao of Paris

  80. lyloutarentino says – reply to this


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    HAHA, and this is actually pretty bad compare to the first one, that was already ridiculous……….

    French people are so sorry, we do appologize for such a musical disaster..

  81. ricoswarthy says – reply to this


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    Mon Dieu. C'est horrrible.

  82. Nicholle says – reply to this


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    It IS a mess!! He better not quit his day job. Love you Perez!

  83. GISELE says – reply to this


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    I LIKE IT!!! and he's really cute!

  84. samantha says – reply to this


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    there is a world outside America you fuckin rednecks

  85. Jessica says – reply to this


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    Yeah….I just don't really like it. Not even in French.

  86. DL says – reply to this


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    LOVE ITTTT He sounds so SEXY!!!

  87. R says – reply to this


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    Sorry Perez, I may be a sucker for the French language….but that song sounds pretty hot to me….and the guy doing the R&B singing in English is not half bad either

  88. maya says – reply to this


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    perez you obviously don't know how famous he is here in france… he's on all the magazine covers and this song is going to play nonstop on the french mtv, just like his last one.

    besides, for people who speak french (like me) it's not bad at all! atleast he's not singing about getting with girls and sports cars etc.

  89. kamilia says – reply to this


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    perez you obviously don't know how famous he is here in france… he's on all the magazine covers and this song is going to play nonstop on the french mtv, just like his last one.

    besides, for people who speak french (like me) it's not bad at all! atleast he's not singing about getting with girls and sports cars etc.

  90. Liz says – reply to this


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    Being from Canada, I speak French - his lyrics are actually very good.

  91. eli007 says – reply to this


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    the lyrics of the song are kinda cheesy, but it doesn't sound bad because of the other guy's voice.

  92. Kandis Knight says – reply to this


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    WTF! LOL!!!! A fresh hair cut, a cleaner line up and a facial would not hurt either. Needs better male grooming!!!!!

  93. Kim says – reply to this


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    I really liked it. He's hot in the video.

  94. Karine says – reply to this


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    I speak french; the song is good but not the singer.

  95. sandy says – reply to this


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    I actually liked it!

  96. Ploep says – reply to this


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    It's seriously not bad … if you understand French of course.

  97. Julie says – reply to this


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    If you would understand, you would like it and, in Europe, this is their style of rap…not snoop…more like IAM and Ma cité va craquer… (google search people!!!) it's soft and cute if you ask me!

  98. J.Nelle says – reply to this


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    PLEASE!

  99. Sien says – reply to this


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    i think he actually did a great job. maybe sound weird cuz it' not in english but if you listen to other french rap's…he really did good…i kinda like the song.

  100. Nova11 says – reply to this


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    Its not THAT bad….i mean, hey….the guy can speak french and thats impressive enough on its own.

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