Unkle Karl Is Packin'
Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Karl Lagerfeld

Dayum! You can see his nutz!!!
We bow down to Karl Lagerfeld and his ginormous package.
The fashion designer rocked the tight tight jeans while on vacation in St. Tropez this week.
Lick dem balls!!!
[Image via JPI Studios.]
Posted: July 12, 2007 at 2:08 am



ew no
Yum
ugh! Whaddya mean ginormous? Are ya blind?
What the eff David Blaine
ugh! Whaddaya mean ginormous? Are ya blind?
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Oh lord… creepy! By the way… Lady Bird Johnson has died… I think Perez "Lady Bird" Hilton could be a great name change.
No thanks Perez. You always seem to make suggestions for other people, why don't you try for yourself? :]
Love ya Perez
Oh Perez, how much I've missed you. My first time here in a long time and you're already resorting to deleting my comments again.
Fuckin' douchebag.
It looks like he has a vagina.
lol I love the gloves..
i wonder if the guy next to him is butt boy
STOP DELETING MY COMMENTS OR TAKE YOUR DAMN FILTER OFF YOU LAMEASS PIECE OF SHIT!
Can't stand it when someone tries to post the URL to a site that tells the truth about you eh Perez?
I cant beleive someone who designs clothes could wear such shit - and he looks like a bikkie with those filthy gloves!
who cares about him? whos the guy on the left?!?!
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Man camel-toe is NEVER sexy
You put any guy in tight jeans and it will look like he has a package. I mean he could just be all balls….anyway check out my fave singer….Tamayu….myspace.com/tamayu
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Eeeew !!! Are those the pale, pale, pale acid washed jeans from the late 80's !!!!!! Please don't attempt to bring those back in style !!!!!
Forget Karl: who's his yummy friend of bodyguard? HOT!
p.s. when you say "balls"…. did you mean raisins ?? Cuz i'm not seeing nothing !!!!
I'd definitely say that it looks way more like a camel toe. Eww…
HEY YOU STUPID FAT FUCK, THAT LOOKS MORE LIKE A CAMEL TOE TO ME.
I like how the other people in the picture match his color scheme.
is that James Brown?
He's got come cameltoe action in the second pic
$100 says he's uncut
haha.. FIERCE! Now THAT is a cool man!
LMAO!! 2 gross
Two words–Moose Knuckle
Mammal toe - now that is fierce!!
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Mammal toe - now that is fierce!
Mammal toe - now that is fierce!
Mammal toe - now that is fierce!
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Mammal toe - now that is fierce!!
Mammal toe - now that is fierce!!
Mammal toe - now that is fierce!
Mammal toe - now that is fierce!
Mammal toe - now that is fierce!
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Lol@ the lady behind him.
acid wash jeans are so gross… he looks with it until you get to the belt, thats where the whole outfit falls apart. It must have been laundry day and those pants were the only thing left in his closet. (I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit)
who the fuck is he? that's absolutely disgusting. for a fashion designer he has a shitty fashion sense. homeboy next to him knows how to dress. probably his butt boy. hopefully this freak got some better clothes while he was in san tropez!
Rockin the def leppard era jeans!
FIRST~ BLEH….so chic it hurts!! i bet she throws knives at people who look him in the eyes…but where is his fan?
What up with those 80's jeans, high collar and leather racing gloves? oops and the skull on tie? Oh the imagination and energy spent into that ensemble!
Love the Def Leppard era jeans comment. You could have named a few other groups for memory lane… that was so on the money.
Why is shim wearing that chalky white halloween color spary from Ricky's in shim's hair?? Work it out our real life Mugatu!
I love his Chanel man purse or "murse"
perez! Your comments are getting mighty filthy.
that is the weirdest fuckin entourage ever… i would think karly would enforce stricter clothing guidelines to his henchmen. fans and gloves bitches fans and gloves.
Damn, what's gotten into you tonight PeePee?
Lawds sake, is that a camel toe?
What's up with those fingertip-less gloves though?
Oh my… He always looked bad but this is horrid. THere's nothing worse than an ageing playboy (and a gay one to top that) . He looks as if he were crossdressing. Very Fugly!
He looks so full of it- the guy by his side on the other hand- nyummy…lol
forget karl but not his cash whos the hottie next to him now hes yummy
Damn. That's some camel-toe.
Perez?! What are you seeing that I clearly can not?? I mean, I'm no size queen (okay then, I am!!) but purlease do not use the word 'packing' in relation to that hideous reptile/human hybrid!!
I've seen plenty of women with more panty bulge than that creature could ever dream of!!
Sorry but my eyes are all set on the dude on his right…
are you really that desperate. Disgusting.
Medhi and Anna please go back fishing crocodiles in Louisiana poor rednecks. Karl Lagerfeld is a genius. Please spend more time in Beverly Hills, Miami beach, New york, London, Ibiza, Monaco, St Tropez or Paris and you will know who he is and why he is so admired. French gays love you Perez. Please Perezito come to see us for the next Cannes Film Festival.
LAGERFIELD IS EVIL!
he kills little animals to make clothing, he hates fat people and supports anorexia in the fasion industry saying that the models 'just have small bones'. I think the problem is that we can see all of those bones. Chanel is an evil company and Lagerfeld released an ridiculously unhealthy diet book with suggestions such as 'don't excercise or your clothes won't hang properly'.
He also looks to have gained some weight anyways.
When he does something worthwhile like help to reduce poverty, fix our political problems or cure a disease then he would be worthy of such attention. Designing coats and dresses is just not that impressive.
Icky, I hate him. He doesn't think big women should be able to wear his clothes. Biggot.
One word: NUTCRACKERS
Have you ever got a good look at him…………………….HE IS A MESS!
He looks like an old man, nothing more…….maybe thats because thats what he is?
Poor old fag………If I saw him out in a gay bar all my friends would do is make fun of him…..LOL
PS: That isn't his dick, its old man fat.
One word for those jeans: NUTCRACKERS
YICK! He looks like a creepy old man with some issues.
this man is a picture of WALKING DEATH
Disgusting
No fashion sense
Dickbag
Why anyone would even remotely care about this freak is beyond me
If anyone else walked down the street looking like this, they would be shot. BTW, I don't think he has a d**k in there at all.
Are you crazy or something? He is gross.
Perez!!!! You're getting a little too Homophilic even for my tastes. Straight clicks count too don't they?
Can you say Mamel-toe?
Getting too homophilic Perez….even for my tastes. Want to lose all your straight hits? Keep it up.
This mans outfit probably cost more then half of your abercrombie & hollister filled closets.. LoL I love the person who said the guy next to him knows how to dress.. thats a typical american for you..
Karls jeans arent exacly my fave, but for the most part he has impecable taste in clothing.. Have you not heard of Chanel?
Whoa! Camel Toe!
HOMOVORACIOUS. HOMOPHILIC. GOOD SITE GONE DISGUSTING. HOMOBSESSED. HOMONLY. EVEN THINGS OUT WITH SOME HETEROLOGY.
Packin, what? 2 little marbles?
Mangina…mangina…mangina is good enough for me!
so grossss. Yuck Man-toe. P ROCKS!
hell no
fire to my eyes nassssty sorry prezzers doesn't do it for me
Maybe it's a potato!! The Youtube 'nickynik' thing. LOL
He needs to lose some more weight to be wearing that outfit, no wonder he always wears a jacket, to cover up the rolls.
Perez U R A FOOL !!!!!!!
"LICK DEM BALLS"
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
Perez you make my day at the desk bearable, I fucking love you!
Hahaha he's got his jeans pegged!
Whats wrong with you guys? How would anyone think that looks good?
Get him a bucket of KFC and the pic would be spooky cool.
What is wrong with you guys? How could anyone think that is a good look?
I love how his entourage is all color coordinated.
So, does this mean he's all potatoes and no meat?? HA!
I'm surprised he lets anyone overweight within 100 yards of him.
Ok, time to give up Karl. Room for one at Chez Crazy.
This one should of been listed under "If you offend easily……"