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Unkle Karl Is Packin'

Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Karl Lagerfeld

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Dayum! You can see his nutz!!!

We bow down to Karl Lagerfeld and his ginormous package.

The fashion designer rocked the tight tight jeans while on vacation in St. Tropez this week.

Lick dem balls!!!

[Image via JPI Studios.]



182 comments to “Unkle Karl Is Packin'

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  1. first says – reply to this
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    ew no

  2. Clint says – reply to this
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    Yum

  3. AnnoyingLizard.com says – reply to this
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    ugh! Whaddya mean ginormous? Are ya blind?

  4. Erin Peep says – reply to this
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    What the eff David Blaine

  5. AnnoyingLizard says – reply to this
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    ugh! Whaddaya mean ginormous? Are ya blind?

    annoyinglizard.com

  6. Aaron says – reply to this
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    Oh lord… creepy! By the way… Lady Bird Johnson has died… I think Perez "Lady Bird" Hilton could be a great name change.

  7. kayla . says – reply to this
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    No thanks Perez. You always seem to make suggestions for other people, why don't you try for yourself? :]

    Love ya Perez

  8. moron says – reply to this
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    Oh Perez, how much I've missed you. My first time here in a long time and you're already resorting to deleting my comments again.

    Fuckin' douchebag.

  9. Jackie Ohh says – reply to this
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    It looks like he has a vagina.

  10. Kemmo says – reply to this
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    lol I love the gloves..

  11. gimme gimme says – reply to this
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    i wonder if the guy next to him is butt boy

  12. stop@stop.com says – reply to this
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    STOP DELETING MY COMMENTS OR TAKE YOUR DAMN FILTER OFF YOU LAMEASS PIECE OF SHIT!

    Can't stand it when someone tries to post the URL to a site that tells the truth about you eh Perez?

  13. emma says – reply to this
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    I cant beleive someone who designs clothes could wear such shit - and he looks like a bikkie with those filthy gloves!

  14. anna says – reply to this
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    who cares about him? whos the guy on the left?!?!

  15. PoorAss Hilton says – reply to this
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    poorasshilton.blogspot.com

  16. chloe says – reply to this
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    Hawt

  17. Andi says – reply to this
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    DailySellout.com

  18. y5 says – reply to this
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    Man camel-toe is NEVER sexy

  19. Eva says – reply to this
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    You put any guy in tight jeans and it will look like he has a package. I mean he could just be all balls….anyway check out my fave singer….Tamayu….myspace.com/tamayu

  20. louis says – reply to this
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    breaking news on britney here
    vipix.squarespace.com

  21. jodylp1 says – reply to this
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    Eeeew !!! Are those the pale, pale, pale acid washed jeans from the late 80's !!!!!! Please don't attempt to bring those back in style !!!!!

  22. Madison says – reply to this
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    Forget Karl: who's his yummy friend of bodyguard? HOT!

  23. jodylp1 says – reply to this
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    p.s. when you say "balls"…. did you mean raisins ?? Cuz i'm not seeing nothing !!!!

  24. crystal says – reply to this
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    I'd definitely say that it looks way more like a camel toe. Eww…

  25. ishitindiapers says – reply to this
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    HEY YOU STUPID FAT FUCK, THAT LOOKS MORE LIKE A CAMEL TOE TO ME.

  26. yes me says – reply to this
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    I like how the other people in the picture match his color scheme.

  27. Justiniquix says – reply to this
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    is that James Brown?

  28. Cameltoe says – reply to this
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    He's got come cameltoe action in the second pic

    $100 says he's uncut

  29. omgz says – reply to this
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    haha.. FIERCE! Now THAT is a cool man!

  30. K-Ray says – reply to this
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    LMAO!! 2 gross

  31. Not_me says – reply to this
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    Two words–Moose Knuckle

  32. aussiegal says – reply to this
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    Mammal toe - now that is fierce!!
    Mammal toe - now that is fierce!!
    Mammal toe - now that is fierce!!
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    Mammal toe - now that is fierce!!Mammal toe - now that is fierce!!
    Mammal toe - now that is fierce!!
    Mammal toe - now that is fierce!!
    Mammal toe - now that is fierce!
    Mammal toe - now that is fierce!
    Mammal toe - now that is fierce!
    Mammal toe - now that is fierce!!

  33. Alison says – reply to this
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    Lol@ the lady behind him.

  34. Lala says – reply to this
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    acid wash jeans are so gross… he looks with it until you get to the belt, thats where the whole outfit falls apart. It must have been laundry day and those pants were the only thing left in his closet. (I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit)

  35. mehdi says – reply to this
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    who the fuck is he? that's absolutely disgusting. for a fashion designer he has a shitty fashion sense. homeboy next to him knows how to dress. probably his butt boy. hopefully this freak got some better clothes while he was in san tropez!

  36. Jen says – reply to this
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    Rockin the def leppard era jeans!

  37. korndawg73@yahoo.com says – reply to this
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    FIRST~ BLEH….so chic it hurts!! i bet she throws knives at people who look him in the eyes…but where is his fan?

  38. I see Nothing says – reply to this
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    What up with those 80's jeans, high collar and leather racing gloves? oops and the skull on tie? Oh the imagination and energy spent into that ensemble!

  39. Doc says – reply to this
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    Love the Def Leppard era jeans comment. You could have named a few other groups for memory lane… that was so on the money.

  40. Victoria NYC says – reply to this
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    Why is shim wearing that chalky white halloween color spary from Ricky's in shim's hair?? Work it out our real life Mugatu!

  41. Beverly Hills says – reply to this
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    I love his Chanel man purse or "murse"

  42. gillian says – reply to this
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    perez! Your comments are getting mighty filthy.

  43. benny says – reply to this
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    that is the weirdest fuckin entourage ever… i would think karly would enforce stricter clothing guidelines to his henchmen. fans and gloves bitches fans and gloves.

  44. Tilly Mill says – reply to this
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    Damn, what's gotten into you tonight PeePee?

  45. D. says – reply to this
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    Lawds sake, is that a camel toe? :-P What's up with those fingertip-less gloves though?

  46. Rebecca says – reply to this
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    Oh my… He always looked bad but this is horrid. THere's nothing worse than an ageing playboy (and a gay one to top that) . He looks as if he were crossdressing. Very Fugly!

  47. Sinead says – reply to this
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    He looks so full of it- the guy by his side on the other hand- nyummy…lol

  48. chris says – reply to this
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    forget karl but not his cash whos the hottie next to him now hes yummy

  49. Cia says – reply to this
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    Damn. That's some camel-toe.

  50. Roberta Slack says – reply to this
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    Perez?! What are you seeing that I clearly can not?? I mean, I'm no size queen (okay then, I am!!) but purlease do not use the word 'packing' in relation to that hideous reptile/human hybrid!!

    I've seen plenty of women with more panty bulge than that creature could ever dream of!!

  51. B says – reply to this
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    Sorry but my eyes are all set on the dude on his right…

  52. mtg says – reply to this
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    are you really that desperate. Disgusting.

  53. Laurent from Cannes-France says – reply to this
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    Medhi and Anna please go back fishing crocodiles in Louisiana poor rednecks. Karl Lagerfeld is a genius. Please spend more time in Beverly Hills, Miami beach, New york, London, Ibiza, Monaco, St Tropez or Paris and you will know who he is and why he is so admired. French gays love you Perez. Please Perezito come to see us for the next Cannes Film Festival.

  54. Jane says – reply to this
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    LAGERFIELD IS EVIL!

    he kills little animals to make clothing, he hates fat people and supports anorexia in the fasion industry saying that the models 'just have small bones'. I think the problem is that we can see all of those bones. Chanel is an evil company and Lagerfeld released an ridiculously unhealthy diet book with suggestions such as 'don't excercise or your clothes won't hang properly'.
    He also looks to have gained some weight anyways.

    When he does something worthwhile like help to reduce poverty, fix our political problems or cure a disease then he would be worthy of such attention. Designing coats and dresses is just not that impressive.

  55. Jessica says – reply to this
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    Icky, I hate him. He doesn't think big women should be able to wear his clothes. Biggot.

  56. Me Phi Pme says – reply to this
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    One word: NUTCRACKERS

  57. CJ says – reply to this
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    Have you ever got a good look at him…………………….HE IS A MESS!
    He looks like an old man, nothing more…….maybe thats because thats what he is?
    Poor old fag………If I saw him out in a gay bar all my friends would do is make fun of him…..LOL
    PS: That isn't his dick, its old man fat.

  58. ME says – reply to this
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    One word for those jeans: NUTCRACKERS

  59. WTF says – reply to this
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    YICK! He looks like a creepy old man with some issues.

  60. Harry Potter Too says – reply to this
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    this man is a picture of WALKING DEATH

    Disgusting
    No fashion sense
    Dickbag
    Why anyone would even remotely care about this freak is beyond me

  61. Kudu says – reply to this
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    If anyone else walked down the street looking like this, they would be shot. BTW, I don't think he has a d**k in there at all.

  62. mary says – reply to this
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    Are you crazy or something? He is gross.

  63. Eli Coldstart says – reply to this
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    Perez!!!! You're getting a little too Homophilic even for my tastes. Straight clicks count too don't they?

  64. Gen says – reply to this
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    Can you say Mamel-toe?

  65. Eli Coldstart says – reply to this
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    Getting too homophilic Perez….even for my tastes. Want to lose all your straight hits? Keep it up.

  66. Chris A says – reply to this
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    This mans outfit probably cost more then half of your abercrombie & hollister filled closets.. LoL I love the person who said the guy next to him knows how to dress.. thats a typical american for you..

    Karls jeans arent exacly my fave, but for the most part he has impecable taste in clothing.. Have you not heard of Chanel?

  67. YikesStripes says – reply to this
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    Whoa! Camel Toe!

  68. Eli Coldstart says – reply to this
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    HOMOVORACIOUS. HOMOPHILIC. GOOD SITE GONE DISGUSTING. HOMOBSESSED. HOMONLY. EVEN THINGS OUT WITH SOME HETEROLOGY.

  69. Maritza says – reply to this
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    Packin, what? 2 little marbles?

  70. Electra Fied says – reply to this
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    Mangina…mangina…mangina is good enough for me!

  71. hell0 says – reply to this
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    so grossss. Yuck Man-toe. P ROCKS!

  72. allyk says – reply to this
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    hell no
    fire to my eyes nassssty sorry prezzers doesn't do it for me

  73. Doc says – reply to this
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    Maybe it's a potato!! The Youtube 'nickynik' thing. LOL

  74. Mykull says – reply to this
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    He needs to lose some more weight to be wearing that outfit, no wonder he always wears a jacket, to cover up the rolls.

  75. Pam513 says – reply to this
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    Perez U R A FOOL !!!!!!!

    "LICK DEM BALLS"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA ;)

  76. dEBBIE says – reply to this
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    Perez you make my day at the desk bearable, I fucking love you!

  77. luvPerez says – reply to this
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    Hahaha he's got his jeans pegged!

  78. Jim says – reply to this
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    Whats wrong with you guys? How would anyone think that looks good?

  79. Tomopolis says – reply to this
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    Get him a bucket of KFC and the pic would be spooky cool.

  80. jim says – reply to this
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    What is wrong with you guys? How could anyone think that is a good look?

  81. TESLA says – reply to this
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    I love how his entourage is all color coordinated.

  82. Beckto says – reply to this
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    So, does this mean he's all potatoes and no meat?? HA!

  83. kizzi says – reply to this
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    I'm surprised he lets anyone overweight within 100 yards of him.

  84. Rob says – reply to this
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    Ok, time to give up Karl. Room for one at Chez Crazy.

  85. stacey says – reply to this
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    This one should of been listed under "If you offend easily……"