Unkle Karl Is Packin'

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Dayum! You can see his nutz!!!

We bow down to Karl Lagerfeld and his ginormous package.

The fashion designer rocked the tight tight jeans while on vacation in St. Tropez this week.

Lick dem balls!!!

[Image via JPI Studios.]

Posted: Jul 12, 2007 at 2:08 am / Email this »

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Rebecca says – reply to this

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Madame Lagerfeld was born in 1933!! We should all look so good in our dotage. Rock on Karl.
kaci says – reply to this

102

Damnit Perez!! I wish we could hang out!!!
You crack me up.
redhdbbb says – reply to this

103

Perez you are too funny. Who is this guy? No package here, no style either.
Ms. Drea says – reply to this

104

looks more like he's got a vagina.
bodi says – reply to this

105

so he is mean to bigger women and animals…a lot of peopler are. which doesnt make this right.

but this man is a genius. he may be an asshole and unkind but dudes got it going on.

although - im offended by his tie. what? skull and crossbones? and 1998 studded belt? since when does kl take tips from freaking hot topic?

i dig the button down tho.
Kitten says – reply to this

106

"Ginormous package?" Are you fucking kidding me, perez? Pamela is packing more toe in those orange shorts than Karl. If you think that is packing heat, your boyfriend must be hung like a light switch!
crusc78 says – reply to this

107

Uncle Karl can dress to the 9's, assuming that's what this can be considered, all he wants, but until he gets his bod together, he's a looks hot mess. Get thee to Golds!
Euromongrel says – reply to this

108

I LOVE that tie.
Vendetta says – reply to this

109

Is it me or does he spray white paint in his hair? I'm sure its already white or grayish, but thats way too white and you can see some residue around the forehead! Nasty acid wash jeans!
fashionstar says – reply to this

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I do think he's sprayed something in his hair that's so weird. And perez he's not packing anything. I still love Karl though he's so fabulous
MeMeMe says – reply to this

111

I don't know who that guy is, but I think he used to be in Motley Crue.
Darren says – reply to this

112

Another wannabe MJ.
Darren says – reply to this

113

Another wannabe MJ. FUG
joe says – reply to this

114

he's not packing…THATS SPME SERIOUS MALE CAMELTOE.
LeeLee says – reply to this

115

His nuts aren't large he's just old and the're hanging past his knees! He gives Cisco a run for his money.
KaiserI says – reply to this

116

Who is that hot guy standing next to him(left)?? And yes his style is sick
Lagerfeld & Chanel For Ever says – reply to this

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I can't believe the comments saying "Who is this man ?" "I don't know him !". This man is famous all around the planet as one of the most genius artist-designer of the fashion history. His collection for H&M was sold in 1 day. His friends are all kings or presidents or superstars. A woman ignoring who Lagerfeld is is not a woman. Please big mamas go out of your farms and stop eating cookies !!!
Michèle says – reply to this

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hey Perez, you seem to be a little too horny for your own good.
Kel Kel says – reply to this

119

His hair almost looks like it is spray painted white.
Velron says – reply to this

120

Those are probably just his Depends!!!
reed says – reply to this

121

the moose-knuckle is soooooo 80's, and the 80's sucked!!!!
Perez Junky says – reply to this

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You make fun of Britney because she has a shaved crotch AND THEN YOU TURN AROUND AND PRAISE THIS FREAK SHOW???? This guy has silver biker gloves on….c'mon P. Your loosin' it…
Charles Manson says – reply to this

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He wears those jeans like a white devil and for this I would lop his head off. Tex get the dune buggy fired up…we're going designer hunting!
lila says – reply to this

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you have really lost it p………….he has nothing SQuISHED in those fug pants!!!!!!!!!!!!! and whats with the gloves?????
just sayin…
Joe Average says – reply to this

125

First rule of common man fashion. If you tuck your fucked!

Jesus what a self-righteous old twat…go and die already old man.
burn says – reply to this

126

What's wrong with his hands? he always wears gloves.
Berrylicious says – reply to this

127

WOW!! I didn't know guys could also get camel toe!!!
lasey*kasey says – reply to this

128

its not the tight pants
its his fat behind.

some botox wont hurt too
BrunetteinTexas says – reply to this

129

Gross. I thought white denim was out! Blech!
Leah says – reply to this

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I don't care. I love him. He's evil, but he's a genius so I forgive the whole evil bit.
karen says – reply to this

131

Nice camels toe
val says – reply to this

132

Mangina!!!
G¡Z says – reply to this

133

CAMEL TOE OR NOT THIS GUY IS GENIUS !!!!!!!!!

U SHOULD ALL WATCH A DOCUMENTARY MADE ABOUT KARL HIS ACTUALLY KIND OF COOL …

BUT HIS PERSONAL STYLE IS HORRIBLE
de Cosmos says – reply to this

134

Careful, Karl. Your 73-year-old nutz won't take much more abuse.
f u c k y o u says – reply to this

135

He looks like George Washington if he was into sucking cock like Perez.
GothicTemptress says – reply to this

136

He looks amazing! So svelt and much younger!!!
WOLF says – reply to this

137

Y,ALL ARE BLIND ! HE,S WEARING KOTEX ! SUPER SIZE ! MUSTA GOT REAMED GOOD !—WHAT A WIERD PIECE A SHIT !
Hilda says – reply to this

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…WHAT a JERK OFF !!!!!!!
kileypdx says – reply to this

139

Looks like someone is giving the Keiser compliments for free clothing….sick of tacky T Shirts P?
erica kine says – reply to this

140

work, bitch!
gigi says – reply to this

141

looks like a CAMELTOE to me!
Sara says – reply to this

142

CAMEL TOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jill says – reply to this

143

Remember those two gay guys on "In Living Color"…I didnt know one of them was white
OJ says – reply to this

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THATS FASHION?! whoaaa enough said
andrew says – reply to this

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mooseknuckle!!
shawna says – reply to this

146

it does look spray painted. haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
supermanlove4me says – reply to this

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that is the most fierce viejo i have ever seen. Dunno about the balls thing but he looks so like untouchable. i have never seen a viejo actually trying to look this good. wow impressed
CJ says – reply to this

148

Old balls. Ick.
moi says – reply to this

149

Unkie Karl has an ill nana!
me says – reply to this

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its not big and you are gross for looking
paul says – reply to this

151

All I see is camel toe
ann says – reply to this

152

thats a chezz puff
PJ says – reply to this

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Those jeans are the only thing keeping that old bag of bones together … ewww !!
jammijam says – reply to this

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WHY? OH, WELL. IT'S KARL. WHAT ARE YA' GONNA DO? LIKE TO SEE HIS CABANA BOY.
G says – reply to this

155

Couture camel toe!
renn says – reply to this

156

his jeans are too tight, but it really doesn't look like he's packing that much.
renn says – reply to this

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his jeans are too tight, but he doesn't look like he's packing that much.
Dan B says – reply to this

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I try to think of the flamingly gayest person I've ever seen and he's ten times gayer than that.
carol says – reply to this

159

uh…more like cameltoe?
Hello Kitty says – reply to this

160

He needs to lose some weight.
détritus blanc says – reply to this

161

Henri,

bring me my formula one car, tout de suite!
alicia says – reply to this

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Ginormous package??? I guess you ment ginormous CAMEL TOE
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
smaile says – reply to this

163

Can you say Mangina. and what is jeanine garafalo doing with him.
AGO says – reply to this

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Please make sure Victoria Beckam see this picture, She will then have the opportunuty to see how she really looks when she believe she looks hot.

Please make her know we undertand why she doesn't smile often. She could no look more like a pig - Goodness she really has a pig-face, but even more when she smiles
...invalid.reality... says – reply to this

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he better not let avril see that tie or she'll probably rip it off his neck
Kelly grl says – reply to this

166

Wow, he has man camel. Gotta hurt I mean look at his face…
Kelly says – reply to this

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Wow he has man camel!! Gotta hurt, I mean look at his face.
kg says – reply to this

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I love Karl's work, but really…
bigirl says – reply to this

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cum on perez, it's ball sag due to age… and you know it.
lori says – reply to this

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I can't believe he is in public with that get up on. The jeans and belt are okay but the rest has to go.
Krissy says – reply to this

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Well fisrt off he is fieaaaaaaarce and well second his package is really not that big
Sacre Blue says – reply to this

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GAWD, I hope this get up isn't part of the fall line up. No wonder he dresses women, he can't dress himself.

Someone buy him some prescription sunglasses sooner, rather than later.
lexi says – reply to this

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he has a camel toe…
Trish says – reply to this

174

He seriously looks like my grandmother. He's got her lips and all.
whatever says – reply to this

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LMAO @ the MJ, and hung like a "light switch" comments! Hysterical!! I actually LOL'd and I haven't even had my a.m. coffee yet! Ginormous? Hardly!!
jeffery says – reply to this

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Don't think Uncle Karl is packing anything, actually. The poor thing has a bad case of "camel toe"!
gay in Dubai says – reply to this

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honey duuhh oooz ain't nutz that is CAMEL TOE.

he is a dragking supreme.
and klearly into some kind of 'little dutch boy' freaky deaky sexy treat.
wats wit duuuhhh oozzz gloves. Does he drive a sports car?
KarlisGod! says – reply to this

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I love Karl!!! He is taking a break from Haute Couture week, good for him! He did a great job in his Fall 08 collection! More Power Karl!
KarlisGod! says – reply to this

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And shut the F*** up everyone! This man is a legend!!!
Miliana says – reply to this

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Karl brings in the 'Bro Toe'
erica h says – reply to this

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legend? yes!
in need of some more botox, absolutely
navy wifey peters says – reply to this

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EWWWWWW HIS MOOSE KNUCKLE IS SHOWING!!!!