Britney Keeps It Exciting

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Just when we needed it!

As we were starting to get burn out on her, there's a new twist in the soap opera that is the life of Britney Spears.

She has a stalker!

Who would wanna stalk her ghetto ass???

And, apparently this stalker called Children's Services on Britney several times last week.

Someone from the L.A. County Department of Child and Family Services made contact with one of Britney's peeps, but - despite reports from unreliable outlets - it became obvious during the call that the complaints were bogus and the Department did not dispatch anyone to Spears' home.

Wait. Are we sure this "stalker" isn't Lynne Spears? Or K-Fed????

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

    Posted: Jul 13, 2007 at 1:42 pm / Email this  »

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    1. DJS3 says – reply to this


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      should have been weave me alone

    2. me says – reply to this


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      first!

    3. casey says – reply to this


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      bogus? geez how weird must those complaints have been.

    4. jherica says – reply to this


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      THAT BITCH IS CRAZY…

    5. vicki says – reply to this


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      First!

    6. Bonnie says – reply to this


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      get a tan.

    7. srfw says – reply to this


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      Looool

    8. daniela says – reply to this


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      haha, WEAVE me alone. love it.

    9. NANA says – reply to this


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      www.Myspace.com/Nanaescape

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    10. Shay says – reply to this


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      Someone please put this trash bag trailer trash out of her misery!!!

    11. UKer says – reply to this


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      fuck britney , give me more posh and becks.

    12. Choco14 says – reply to this


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      Scaryyyyyyy!

    13. Kymee says – reply to this


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      Couldn't resist…

      FIRST.

      and why would someone want to stalk brit. odd.

    14. UKer says – reply to this


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      lol@weave me alone , perez missed a trick there.

    15. Yuki says – reply to this


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      STOP DOING THE WHOLE "FIRST" SHIT.

    16. SB143 says – reply to this


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      ….wouldn't you consider the paparazzi living outside of her house stalkers?

    17. chase says – reply to this


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      AFTER SEEING PEREZ ON THE VIEW ITS SO OBVIOUS THAT HE ALWAYS WANTED AND WANTS TO BE POPULAR AND BEAUTIFUL…HE CANT BE AND NEVER WILL BE THOUGH…SO HE HAS TO KNOCK THOSE…THE SAME PEOPLE HE WANTS TO BE LIKE…ALL THOSE WHO FOLLOW HIM BLINDLY ARE ALSO THE SAME PATHETIC LOSERS WHO HATE ON PEOPLE THEY WISH THEY WERE! PEREZ IS A TOTAL POSER…

    18. yousif says – reply to this


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      britney=white trash
      ahhh remember the good old days when brit was actually hot?

    19. All American Girl says – reply to this


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      Pathetic train wreck. Oh I was talking about Britney.

    20. You know says – reply to this


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      It's probably Perez…so he'll have something to write about.

    21. SUCHALADY186 says – reply to this


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      GHETTO? HICK ASS MO' LIKE IT! . SHE MAKE A PERSON FROM THE GHETTO LIKE ME LOOK BAD.HOW YOU THAT RICH AND THAT NASTY?

    22. Britney Fans Are Morons says – reply to this


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      Oh please, what a fake story she has put out because she wants people to feel sorry for her. I wish she did have a stalker, so he could kidnap and kill the ugly worthless whore. No she is NOT human, she is a piece of trash! her life is worthless and she deserves nothing but bad things. She's just an arrogant bitch.

    23. miss k says – reply to this


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      Seriously….who would want to stalk her?? i'm confused.

    24. mamacheeks says – reply to this


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      he wishes he was hosting the view. After the elizabitch bit. Uh, Mr Queen didnt have much to say when he was being confronted,,what u want to say now???

    25. Leave Britney Alone says – reply to this


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      Y'all haters r soooooooo freakin fat and jelouse of her! she is a rich mom and a hot mom too! she is a gr8 mom and she has sold millions of cd! y'all r just fugly and jeloius of her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

    26. me says – reply to this


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      Stalker, my ass. Its called "someone trying to save the lives of the kids"
      Damn, this girl just will do anything/claim anything to keep her name in the media.. Pathetic…

    27. G says – reply to this


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      Britney is so ugly, who would want to stalk her? she has a manish neck and her eyes are too far apart and shaped like she has down syndrome. She has wrestler stumpy legs. She's gross.

    28. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      To cure a stalker from being interested in Britney, just show him the skanky photos of Miss No Panties getting out of a car. He will avoid her at all costs after seeing that ugg shot.

      rash manly therashreport.com

    29. Cece says – reply to this


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      No one wants to stalk her ugly ass. Just trying to keep her name in the news because she has no album to promote.

    30. britney "supporters" can lick my fuck juice!!! says – reply to this


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      #26 - Leave Britney Alone says: Y’all haters r soooooooo freakin fat and jelouse of her! she is a rich mom and a hot mom too! she is a gr8 mom and she has sold millions of cd! y’all r just fugly and jeloius of her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

      Britney, is that you?? You sure as fuck speak and spell like the trash that you are… Hot? Maybe oh, 8 years ago and with ALOT of photoshopping…

    31. Cassandra says – reply to this


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      Never had love for Britney and never will.

    32. professor.grumpy says – reply to this


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      Who punched the wench in the face? Lookit the huge bruise on her chin!! P U N C H ! ! !

    33. Oh no... says – reply to this


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      Okay so i have this theory that Britney called child services…..so that the next day there would be a story about her lame ass….to keep her in the news.

    34. blob says – reply to this


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      Whattya want? PUNCH HER LIGHTS OUT

    35. THE REAL AND ONLY MISSMILA says – reply to this


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      SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THIS CRACKHEAD THAT THEY SLAMMED ON THE GROUND ON AN EPISODE OF COPS. ALL I REMEMBER IS THE WOMAN SAYING I DIDN'T DO NOTHING..OFFICER, I DIDN'T DO NOTHING..WHY ARE YOU ARRESTING ME..*BOOM*..FACE MADE CONTACT WITH GRAVEL..NO MORE QUESTIONS FROM BRITNEY..OOPS..I MEAN THE CRACKHEAD AFTER THAT! THAT PHONYTAIL ON HER HEAD LOOKS LIKE IT MAY BE HIDING SOME DINGLEBERRIES FROM BIT BIT..EWWWWW!!!

    36. Midnight says – reply to this


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      Chase:
      What's the matter,girly,girly.. . . . get your panties out of knot . . . don't you just wish you had what Perez had made for himself . . . you are the loser!

    37. blabla says – reply to this


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      why don't people just leave her alone and let her live her life. she's just a single mother trying to live her life but people want to watch her every move and point there finger at her every move.

    38. Tahmina says – reply to this


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      she has a STALKER?
      omg thats horrible!
      lol oh well…she deserves it

    39. sam says – reply to this


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      SHE IS PURE WHITE TRASH. SHE NEEDS TO GO BACK TO HER TRAILER UNTIL SHE LEARNS HOW TO ACT IN PUBLIC. WE ARE A SORRY SOCIETY IF THIS PIG IS WHAT WE LOOK UP TO.

    40. old red says – reply to this


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      Who gives a rats ass about this old has-been….Best way to straighten her and her groupies out is to take away their publicity and hear rhem whine!!!WAH Somebody call the wambulance!!!!

    41. label says – reply to this


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      Mario:
      u are vicious,
      u are mean,
      u are ugly,
      u are unfortunate,
      u should feel ashamed of urself
      and ur fat

    42. perez freak says – reply to this


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      oh my "flippin" god this girl is a freak of nature

    43. kitty says – reply to this


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      unbelievable

    44. DEB says – reply to this


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      THE STALKER BETTER BE CAREFUL SHE CARRIES AN UMBRELLA!!!!!L LOL

    45. mel says – reply to this


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      she kinda looks like michael jackson

    46. josie says – reply to this


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      omfg i love you perez. xDDD

    47. NANA69 says – reply to this


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      OMG! PEREZ U ARE ALWAYZ MAKIN ME LMAO..I JUZZ LUV U..ND I DID CU ON THE VIEW TODAY DATS DA ONLI REASON I WATCHED…ND YEA IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN WEAVE ME ALONE LOL..U R0CK!

    48. claudia says – reply to this


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      she looks like han solo and chewbacca fuckd n had a kid… wut a whorish wench.

    49. CLAUDIA says – reply to this


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      NO ONE WANTS TO STALK A TRAILER BUM WITH A NAPPY WEAVE!!!

    50. chris says – reply to this


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      hey,
      it would've been funnier if you wrote "Weave Me Alone!" eh…either or its hilarious. oh i thought you held your own on The View.

      c

    51. Malin says – reply to this


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      Okay Perez we all know you hate Britney because she's beautiful and your not, She's successful and your Oh, big Suprise is NOT! but please get over yourself and your ugly hair.

    52. I HATE TEENYBOPPER CUNTS! says – reply to this


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      Marlin52 you're an idiot. Britney has the ugliest face in the world. Ugly eyes, linebacker neck, tree trunk legs. Can't sing for shit. Shut up teenybopper cunt
      if you don't like Perez then don't come to his site. Britney is a fucking whore and she deserves to die in a painful way.

    53. nicole says – reply to this


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      well perez i just saw you on the view. that was interesting, but I'm pretty sure that Elizabeth could kick your ass in a second. But other then that your website is very cool and I think your hair is fabulous!

    54. Insanity says – reply to this


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      …Britney should die…
      Nice wig Brit. Keep trying!

    55. Joanna says – reply to this


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      What the hell happened to Brittney??? She can not seem to stop looking trashy.

    56. avril lavigne says – reply to this


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      stalker come on .. it's probabli one of her staff members making an anonimus call to cps becaus he sees the way she treets her kids .. hope fed-ex gets the kids they probably be less scrued up then whit her

    57. AJ says – reply to this


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      I think "ghetto" is too kind…she is more…uh…TOILET.

      Ick, she is really ugly, isn't she?

    58. ella says – reply to this


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      aye perez y u gotta call her ghetto? i dont like her either but the word "ghetto" in America used the way u used it reverts to the image of poor black people. If anything call her a country ass red neck cus the bitch is white and from the South.

    59. Nina says – reply to this


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      LOL…child services

      BTW…yall should stop hatin on Perez…at least he's makin money.*cough* unlike some ppl aka (all PEREZ haters)

    60. Average Jill says – reply to this


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      Poor Britney. I think if she never met K-Fed she may not be at the lowest point in her life. If she never gets her career back, I hope at least that she stops with the drugs and just raises her boys. I hope you get better Britney and realize your a mother now and can't be partying like Paris!

    61. Ashley2112 says – reply to this


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      It's such a same she use to be soooo pretty and now look at her she just doesn't care

    62. Rachel says – reply to this


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      This girl makes me sick. Her kids should be taken away from her she is such a bad mom.

    63. Chip says – reply to this


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      It's NOT A STALKER, It's just a Guy wanting a piece of ass..lol

    64. TreyC says – reply to this


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      Hello! did someone not notice the bruise on Trashy McTrashy's chin.
      Looks like someone tried to knock some sense into her trashy ass!

    65. Joan K. says – reply to this


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      She is washed up, maybe she will try to be some kind of a Mother, yeah right good luck white trash

    66. chase says – reply to this


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      TO -MIDNIGHT-

      YES I WISH I WAS PEREZ…A CHILD PREDATOR…

    67. Brittany says – reply to this


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      I think that horribly large zit on her face is the only thing stalking her.

    68. Rayven707 says – reply to this


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      Saw you on the view and I wished you had told Elizabitch to shove it. That mealy mouthed holier-than-thou cow needs to be brought down a peg or two. I guess the celebrity of her marrying a football player has gone to her head and she thinks her opinions matter. No wonder she is so into fashion and makeup…she needs gallons of the stuff to cover up her two faced bitch jibes that she tosses out willy nilly in her whiny mousy voice. How Joy has put up with her for so long without tearing out her hair is beyond me. Congrats on your big news!

    69. char. says – reply to this


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      i loved how classy and calm you remained when the ladies on the view were trying to make you look bad. especially elizabitch! good job, keep making fun of the little kids LOL.

    70. babooshka says – reply to this


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      Who would want to stalk that scary b*tch?? I can only picture Britney as the stalker…and eep! she looks like michael jackson in the picture!

    71. Katrina says – reply to this


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      ew.. im sure k-fed even has better things to do then be seen with britney…
      shes gross

    72. Cathy says – reply to this


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      I agree, Kevin F is prob so embarassed he was ever w/ her ass. She's trash and the world is finally seeing it.

    73. AmeliaJ says – reply to this


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      Single mom? I'm sorry but someone who employs a nanny and leaves their children in the care of that nanny 99.9% of the time is not a mother. I don't care about Britney. I don't care what she does or doesn't do. But I do have concern for those two boys.

    74. andrea says – reply to this


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      Umm think she is the biggest loser and the wrost mother and a drunking and she needs to stop getin dresz in the dark and needz help getin dress

    75. andrea says – reply to this


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      Umm think she is the biggest loser and the wrost mother and a drunking and she needs to stop getin dresz in the dark and needz help getin dress and omg she gots money and she should buy better wigs:(

    76. Carly Ann says – reply to this


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      With so much money why can't the girl get a good wig/extensions. I heard Jessica Simpson sells nice extensions.

    77. sexy hunk says – reply to this


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      ok im all for britney i think shes still hot and has the potential to be bigger then ever before but could everyone kinda leave her alone now and shut up because lik who cares anymore??? just give her some space to work out her own problems, shes goin through a crisis BIG F***king deal everyone gets one once in a while

    78. Brian Croner says – reply to this


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      People make fun of her to get back at her for making them envious a few years back. It's easier to kick her when she's down. People are meists. They are loyal mostly to themselves and to their current source of money/stability. People view others in terms of their own self-betterment, whatever it may be. So if they have something to gain for themselves, they'll do it at the arbitrary cost, or to the arbitrary benefit, of an arbitrary other person. In this case they want to feel superior to Britney, where they formerly felt inferior to her.

      This is just capitalist brainwashing. If people actually considered each other as not all that different, and gave each other credit for their differences, positives, and negatives, they would find less benefit in tearing each other down and more benefit in helping each other build up. Thousands of old fans of Britney seem to do what's now considered the thing to do with her- make fun of her. They are largely the same audience that did what was formerly the thing to do with her- cheer for her. She's still getting a lot of attention, which is why she's still worth millions.

      I'll point out the main difference between her and other blond girls- they're talking more about her than she is about them. That's how you can put a Britney Spears next to another blond girl and be able to tell the difference.

    79. gabriella says – reply to this


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      she is just so fucked up! i dont get why media is just so into her. she is nothing but a piece of shit and very irresponsible. "she is like. okay kfed lets have baby. ugh. okay. im sick of the children now. so im going to party hard and get drunk." i pity her children.

    80. aysen says – reply to this


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      umm what s a stalker? sorry for my english

    81. LG says – reply to this


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      CLEAN IT UP COKE WHORE!!!

    82. Victoria says – reply to this


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      I really feel for Britney, hopefully she will show everyone what a good person she is. I hope she doesn't lose custody of her two precious children to her ex husband.
      It must be so difficult living life under such scrutiny, it seems as though she can't do anything right. Maybe she feels as though she missed out on her youth, and needed to rebel? She probably has depression, I can imagine how let down she must have felt if her Mother has been siding against her with her ex. My Mother would always be on my side, no matter what, which is how it should be. She needs genuine selfless people around her, to love her and help her stay well.

    83. donna says – reply to this


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      she's gross y'all

    84. Ric says – reply to this


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      Just when you don't think they can show another wacked looking picture of her..I guess money isn't everything or she would have better looking hair pice's. How do you go from the Queen of pop,to a Babyjane Hudson in training and no disresect to Babyjane….I get the feeling that Brit has hit the land of the Paula Abdul's and the David Hasslhoff's…really sad

    85. Liar says – reply to this


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      Brian Croner Britney isn't even a natural blonde you idiot. She hides behind the bleach. And who cares if she's worth millions? she still is a talentless whore ho never takes showers. You would think with her money she could at least buy herself some personal hygiene products. I bet she smells vile.

    86. liz says – reply to this


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      ew ew ew ew ewe weweweweweweww…..i am not typically a very critical person but this girl is just OFF THE WALLL….and her sense of fashion is, well, grossssssssssss……i used to friggen love her too….i really did….so sad

    87. sweet as sugar says – reply to this


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      It is not ghetto 4 even the ghetto have standards– it is just STANK!

    88. carothleen says – reply to this


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      Poor Brit-Brit!

    89. STINA says – reply to this


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      Does anyone notice the fact that she looks like she got into a fight in this picture. She has a bruise on her chion and a some kind of other abrasion above her eyebrow. WTF is this chick really up too.

    90. NEP81 says – reply to this


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      I'm sorry but can we get off of Brits back PLEEEEEEASE!!!!!??? I mean, it's real funny how when she was with Kevin, everyone said all of this bad shit about him –he was a loser, cheater, bumb blah blah blah….and NOW, just because LIFE ("REAL LIFE" not hollywood crap) has happened to her, everyone just can't wait for her to mess up and kick her when she's down!! I cant believe that people are actually saying the kids would be better off with that LOSER!!!!!!There are millions of people in the real world who go through the same thing as her everyday and it's considered NORMAL, but just cause shes famous it's like so rare and so God-awful……………..get over it!! Let her go through her shit and leave her alone…..

    91. Britneyisdead says – reply to this


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      This girl is dead. I mean, her star is went from 1000% starpower back in the day to like 2% now. At such a young age too. She had it all and could have had even more, but she made the mistake of falling for fuckin' Kevin Moneymanwhore, which pretty much began the end of her career. She still doesn't get it. Stardom, I mean. The was her life, the stardom, and not being Kevin's wife or her mother's daughter. She never really understood what it meant to be BRITNEY SPEARS, megawatt star, and not fuckin' Mrs. Moneymanwhore or daughter to Mommy Lynne. Stop acting like a fucked-up human being and be THE Britney Spears, you idiot!
      –Perez' number one fan in Manila (Philippines)

    92. juju says – reply to this


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      GIRLS DO U WANT FUCK A BIG STAR…..
      a french big actor is in L.A for work for few months
      he think he is very anonymous here so he post on craiglist casual encounter
      it’s a fantasy for him
      check and let me know if u fuck him
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    93. Melis says – reply to this


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      She is such a fucked up has~been!!!!!!!

    94. peaches says – reply to this


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      Who cares about her stalker, look at that hair! I'm nauseated just looking at it.

    95. jammijam says – reply to this


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      Y'all got any pork rindes or knuckles?

    96. Aaron says – reply to this


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      OMG ..

      Who would wanna stalk her ghetto ass???

      LOTS OF PEOPLE SHE HAS FANS AND FRIENDS!! WHO LOVE HER AND RESPECT HER

      YOU ON THE OTHER HAND HAVE NO FANS OR FRIENDS

      AND WHO WOULD WANNA STALK YOUR F A T T T ASS
      ANSWER NO ONE

      LEAVE BRITNEY THE FUCK ALONE

      YOU FUCKING STALKER

      omg i hope you see this !! >:)

    97. Sami(Scotland) says – reply to this


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      Just leave Britney alone
      there has been lots of people go into rehab and out …..but yet you focuz on britney called her a trainwreck when she is trying to get her life back on track and people like you don't let her
      she is a humanbeing just like us……..just becausze she has 2 kids at a young age and what mother doesn't go out partying……it happens all over the world it just so happens that Britney broke down infront of the whole world
      JUST LET HER GET HERSELF TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!

    98. stacey says – reply to this


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      you can take thr girl out of the trailor park but you can't take the trailor park out of the girl..

    99. stacey says – reply to this


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      you can take the girl our of the trailor park but you cant take the trailor park out of the girl.

    100. suzyq says – reply to this


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      what is up with her? she is so nasty now. does she realize how bad she looks or is she trying to look like S#@T!

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