Don't Eff With This Queen
Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Personally Perez > Tori Spelling
Thursday night we had the pleasure of attending the opening night of Outfest, the Los Angeles Gay & Lesbian Film Festival, at the Orpheum Theater in Downtown LA.
We've been going to Outfest every single year since we moved to Los Angeles in 2002 and it's something we always look forward to, especially opening night. It's a whos who of the power homos and the women who love them.
This year, Who's The Boss? alum Judith Light produced and starred in the opening night film, Save Me, which co-starred Chad Allen and Queer As Folk's Bobby Gant
New mom (and our friend) Tori Spelling - Reverend T.S. - opened the festival with a little sermon. Her movie, Kiss The Bride, is the closing night film.
EVERYBODY was out last night, including Judith's Who's The Boss? co-star Danny Pintauro, Wilson Cruz, Peter Paige and the very special DJ for the evening, JD Samson, who just makes us feel all warm and tingly. We have such a crush!
The night was so much fun until this drunk bitch that was volunteering began getting belligerent with Perez. She even shoved us off the stage TWICE for no apparent reason, other than she was drunk. Security eventually escorted that ho out of the building.
And, luck would have it, as we were going through the pictures from last night, the drunk douche (above with horns) was in one of our photos.
Isn't she sexy?????
[Thanks to our dear dear friend and master colorist Kim Vo of B2V Salon for P-Nasty's super sexy new hair!.]
oooh
Scary
why is this under avril lavigne?
fifth
8thhhhhh
maybe it was elizabitch's mom
dat bitch need to keep her HANDS off our collective man! Baby Boy Rocks!
Perez looks like a bloated old pumpkin thats rotting on your front porch and about to explode.
GOOD GOD PEREZ, YOU LOOK HUGE!!!
SWEETIE, I REALLY REALLY LOVE YOUR WEBSITE AND I LOVE YOUR PERSONALITY, BUT FOR GOD SAKE LOOSE SOME WEIGHT, YOUR STARTING TO LOOK A BIT OOMPA LOOMPAISH….YOU GOT A HUGE HEAD AND NO NECK..WHY?!
maybe she pushed you because the color of your hair was NAUSEATING! Geez dude, get some class and quit acting like a 13 yr old kid. The wacky hair colors are so OVER!
God Perez, you been here since '02. Drop some lbs already! You are so cute, and think of all of the Hoe-lywood tail you would get! No more Fatburger!!!
She's looks like a scary b!tch!
Perez, I love you! Can't get through my day without your site…thanks
She looks like she could put the hurtin on you…eww. I don't think Queen Latifah or Missy Elliott would tap that.
but sorry the hair color is a wreak!!!! Do change it.. OMG she is scary…
honey, at least you looked FIERCE!!! work it, honey!!!
Lovin' the new hair tons, Perez.
i had a great time too!
oh that JD!
love,
dre
What's with all of the Orange???
Halloween isn't until October…
Worst haircut/style/diarriha atack,EVER.
I'm glad you told us that was a woman. Any girlfriend of hers still qualifies as hetero in my book. Blecch.
She looks like the grandma from Napoleon Dynamite!!!!!
SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GRANDMA FROM NAPOLEON DYNAMITE!
hi
i rather hang out with a hermafrodite transexual trasvesti than a nasty ass butch dike
perezzers! go back to pink please!
p.s. elizabitch was embarrasing! she's such a hag. you shoulda hit her in her nazi face and then pulled one of whoopies dreds!
Jordin Sparks wore the same fugly dress on American Idol.
Geez that's a creeeeeeepppyyy looking dude….woman….right that! Im glad they threw her ass out for messing with you!
Perez I love you!! I love coming to your site multiple times a day. Fuck all the haters. You rock!
You shouldve cunt bunted her Perez.
eww bulldyke from hell.
i just threw up.
i'm in love with perez i really am , i wanna marry him and have his orange haired babies.
come back to London perez please.
LoL…LOL LOL that dumb hoe is soo ugly, Im glad she got the boot, I think Ive seen her somewhere ..oh yeahh on a motorcycle.
i dont think posting pictures of yourself is going to do anything for your career, papi.
You're clearly getting fatter.
love the hair perez!
im addicted…
i think the devil horns are an improvement
"career"
I love your hair, I think it's fun! Tori looks fantastic and Judith is still looking good too. As for the ho bag . . . thank god they threw her out. Looks like a Bull Dyke to me.
Fatty Pants is right…I can't believe celebrities actually want to be photographed with him.
If he is going to hold celebrities to some asinine standard, so should the "orange trash-bag" of crapy gossip.
Honey, when someone gives you hair like that, they ain't your friend
Hey isn't that dress the same one Jordin Sparks wore on American Idol???
EEEWWW how ugly is SHE?? Is that even a woman? Fuck her.
im not diggen the orange man!
Hey isn't that the same dress Jordin Sparks wore on American Idol???
I wouldn't be so quick to heap accolades on Kim Vo. Did you really look at yourself on The View today? I mean, really looked, and were sober? That hair colour and style was horrible, especially with your skin tone. Sorry to say that, but your hair really was awful and with the white outfit total a total disaster zone there.
At least you didn't wear the eye glitter and pink cheek slashes.
"It’s a whos who of the power homos and the women who love them."
it's the gay AND LESBIAN film festival, jerk.
and the women who love them???? what, there are NO gay women in LA???
you are the douche!