Don't Eff With This Queen
Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Personally Perez > Tori Spelling
Thursday night we had the pleasure of attending the opening night of Outfest, the Los Angeles Gay & Lesbian Film Festival, at the Orpheum Theater in Downtown LA.
We've been going to Outfest every single year since we moved to Los Angeles in 2002 and it's something we always look forward to, especially opening night. It's a whos who of the power homos and the women who love them.
This year, Who's The Boss? alum Judith Light produced and starred in the opening night film, Save Me, which co-starred Chad Allen and Queer As Folk's Bobby Gant
New mom (and our friend) Tori Spelling - Reverend T.S. - opened the festival with a little sermon. Her movie, Kiss The Bride, is the closing night film.
EVERYBODY was out last night, including Judith's Who's The Boss? co-star Danny Pintauro, Wilson Cruz, Peter Paige and the very special DJ for the evening, JD Samson, who just makes us feel all warm and tingly. We have such a crush!
The night was so much fun until this drunk bitch that was volunteering began getting belligerent with Perez. She even shoved us off the stage TWICE for no apparent reason, other than she was drunk. Security eventually escorted that ho out of the building.
And, luck would have it, as we were going through the pictures from last night, the drunk douche (above with horns) was in one of our photos.
Isn't she sexy?????
[Thanks to our dear dear friend and master colorist Kim Vo of B2V Salon for P-Nasty's super sexy new hair!.]
oooh
Scary
why is this under avril lavigne?
fifth
8thhhhhh
maybe it was elizabitch's mom
dat bitch need to keep her HANDS off our collective man! Baby Boy Rocks!
Perez looks like a bloated old pumpkin thats rotting on your front porch and about to explode.
GOOD GOD PEREZ, YOU LOOK HUGE!!!
SWEETIE, I REALLY REALLY LOVE YOUR WEBSITE AND I LOVE YOUR PERSONALITY, BUT FOR GOD SAKE LOOSE SOME WEIGHT, YOUR STARTING TO LOOK A BIT OOMPA LOOMPAISH….YOU GOT A HUGE HEAD AND NO NECK..WHY?!
maybe she pushed you because the color of your hair was NAUSEATING! Geez dude, get some class and quit acting like a 13 yr old kid. The wacky hair colors are so OVER!
God Perez, you been here since '02. Drop some lbs already! You are so cute, and think of all of the Hoe-lywood tail you would get! No more Fatburger!!!
She's looks like a scary b!tch!
Perez, I love you! Can't get through my day without your site…thanks
She looks like she could put the hurtin on you…eww. I don't think Queen Latifah or Missy Elliott would tap that.
but sorry the hair color is a wreak!!!! Do change it.. OMG she is scary…
honey, at least you looked FIERCE!!! work it, honey!!!
Lovin' the new hair tons, Perez.
i had a great time too!
oh that JD!
love,
dre
What's with all of the Orange???
Halloween isn't until October…
Worst haircut/style/diarriha atack,EVER.
I'm glad you told us that was a woman. Any girlfriend of hers still qualifies as hetero in my book. Blecch.
She looks like the grandma from Napoleon Dynamite!!!!!
SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GRANDMA FROM NAPOLEON DYNAMITE!
hi
i rather hang out with a hermafrodite transexual trasvesti than a nasty ass butch dike
perezzers! go back to pink please!
p.s. elizabitch was embarrasing! she's such a hag. you shoulda hit her in her nazi face and then pulled one of whoopies dreds!
Jordin Sparks wore the same fugly dress on American Idol.
Geez that's a creeeeeeepppyyy looking dude….woman….right that! Im glad they threw her ass out for messing with you!
Perez I love you!! I love coming to your site multiple times a day. Fuck all the haters. You rock!
You shouldve cunt bunted her Perez.
eww bulldyke from hell.
i just threw up.
i'm in love with perez i really am , i wanna marry him and have his orange haired babies.
come back to London perez please.
LoL…LOL LOL that dumb hoe is soo ugly, Im glad she got the boot, I think Ive seen her somewhere ..oh yeahh on a motorcycle.
i dont think posting pictures of yourself is going to do anything for your career, papi.
You're clearly getting fatter.
love the hair perez!
im addicted…
i think the devil horns are an improvement
"career"
I love your hair, I think it's fun! Tori looks fantastic and Judith is still looking good too. As for the ho bag . . . thank god they threw her out. Looks like a Bull Dyke to me.
Fatty Pants is right…I can't believe celebrities actually want to be photographed with him.
If he is going to hold celebrities to some asinine standard, so should the "orange trash-bag" of crapy gossip.
Honey, when someone gives you hair like that, they ain't your friend
Hey isn't that dress the same one Jordin Sparks wore on American Idol???
EEEWWW how ugly is SHE?? Is that even a woman? Fuck her.
im not diggen the orange man!
Hey isn't that the same dress Jordin Sparks wore on American Idol???
I wouldn't be so quick to heap accolades on Kim Vo. Did you really look at yourself on The View today? I mean, really looked, and were sober? That hair colour and style was horrible, especially with your skin tone. Sorry to say that, but your hair really was awful and with the white outfit total a total disaster zone there.
At least you didn't wear the eye glitter and pink cheek slashes.
"It’s a whos who of the power homos and the women who love them."
it's the gay AND LESBIAN film festival, jerk.
and the women who love them???? what, there are NO gay women in LA???
you are the douche!
mooooooooooooooooo! Perez the Great Pumpkin looks like he ate the "ho" that was shoving him off the stage! i want to be bffs with that "ho." It would be nice to personally shove Perez off the stage at Popstarz tonight!!!!
oh my not even red eye reduction would not help her. you need to find a leather daddy to be your body gaurd, or a big lesbian in flannel.
With a fat ass like that, and a haircut that makes you look retarded, you have no room to criticize celebrities.
it never crossed my mind that the creature in that picture would be female! HOLY GROSSNESS
The lady looks like Perez with a grey wig, HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
The woman with horns looks like a very bloated Helen Reddy who sang I am woman!
SEE YALL!!!
CHUPACABRAS DO EXIST!!!!
They should have thrown you out. You're a mess.
Judith Light!!! Thank you for posting this, Perez! I've loved her since I was 14 and she was Karen on One Life To Live…. but Perez…. PLEASE… post some pics of Robert Gant and Peter Paige!!! They are both WAY hotter than any of the guys you go on about.
Dont listen to them Perez—-you were fabulous today on The View and you looked studly—I mean that in a good way—-
dont listen to them Perez—-you were fabulous today on The View and you looked totally studly—I mean that in a good way—
No wonder why she was drunk, she is one ugly man!
You're such a shiteous fat pig, dude. Really!
Perez, you're such a shiteous fat pig, dude. Really
#18. what a dip shit.
that bitch is fuckin scary lookin. im kinda wondering how she didnt break the camera.
It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!
saw you on the view…..I guess the camera does add 10 pounds because you looked closer to 350#.
Christ, Perez. Don't anger the bull daggers! She looks like she could piledrive you. Stick to the Jesse Metcalfes of the world.
Judith is lookin' fine, as always. She gets better with age. Sorry can't say the same about Tori.
even red eye reduction would not help that devil. i think you need a leather daddy for a perez body gaurd, or a lesbian in flannel.
I used to think Torri was ugly, now I would just love to fuck her brains out !
The bitch with the horns is Helen Reddy who had a number one hit in the 1970's with I am Woman (hear me roar)
Post-preg Tori Spelling is a vision to behold. Do it, Tori!
Judith Light is a goddess among women, too. I saw that lady in Wit on Broadway, and she was grand, luminous, hot, and in terms of ability, a marvel to watch.
YOU FAT FUCKING OOMPA LOOMPA COCKSUCKER! I WILL CUT OFF YOUR HEAD AND PISS DOWN YOUR THROAT YOU FUCKING BLOATED PEDOPHILE LOOKING FUCK. YOUR MOM SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOUR FUCK ASS!
I know that girl. Ger name is Samantha. She is from Nor Cal. You are right she is a bitch even when she isn't drinking.
Love all the hate mail you get, Perez. The joke is on these hater, homophobic ding dongs. Everytime they drop some hate, they add cash in your pocket, but they're too inbred to realize it. So eat up, man! Live large! This is one jealous homo, right here. Keep up the good work.
And the orange? Why fucking not?? x
Another hideous hair color. I don't think the colorist is going to get any extra business by you giving them credit for this.
And what's with the orange shirt? Trying to pretend you are a pumpkin?
#18 That is AWFUL! Leave dead people out of this. Did you KNOW Matthew???? Shame on you! Stupidity runs rampant in the comments of obviously uneducated people.
your hair is SHITEOUS
Hey Perez….Sounds like a fun night out. I just love that you had a picture of that biatch that messed with you…I just love that you posted it, just gotta wish the bitch looks at your blog, I am sure she does…so…here goes….
"Hey Bitch, leave our Baby Perezel alone, or you will deal with us."
Yah, that's right. Old Skanky Dyke…
xox, ilona rose
P.S. I am still so excited for you and happy of your 'new' succe$$. Good Luck!!!
At first I thought it was Rosanne or Rosie but then I realized it was
Rumer Willis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After dissing Jesse Metcalf like that on TV, I wouldn't be surprized if he goes through with his threat. You are a disgrace to society and journalism.
I personally know Tori Spelling, and she's a doll. I can't believe she took a picture with you. She hates your guts.
Kim Vo? Like, King of Zee Blondes Kim Vo? Extreme Makeover Kim Vo?
Perez, you little diva!
First-time comment, losing it has never felt so good!
OOODLES of love, darling.
Perez, your hair rocks!!!!!! What a scary looking dude in that pic above!
I loved you on The View. Those old witches need to suck it.
Boring ass show!
You sucked on the view. And personally, when your show comes out on VH1 it will probably suck as well. I hope you get a dose of your own medicine.
Oh Perez, she was a voulenteer and asked you to remove youeself from the VIP section. YOU REFUSED and got into her face. Others had asked this lady to remove your disruptive ass from said area. When she finally got you off the VIP podium you stood there like some leach and eventually tried to get back up. What's the matter? You can't take no for an answer? you were asked to leave, so what's the problem?
I watched the whole thing go down and you were in the wrong hun.
Wonder what the bottom half looks like
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YOU LOOK LIKE A BLOATED OOMPA LOOMPA YOU FAT FUCK
Is it just me, or are you getting fatter each day, Mario?
Tori Spelling's mom is not a friend to anyone! Why doesn't she just take all of her husband's money and crawl off somewhere and die or feed off decaying matter like the bottom feeder she is! How horrible it must be to crawl out of your coffin and realize you are just a creepy monster that has not had enough sense to schedule your face plastering prior to opening your worm filled mouth! Yuk!
He does not look like a fat pumpkin to explode. He looks like delicious radio active pumpkin pie or the sun on a couldy day…lol he is awesome…
That bitch looks like a chubby pug dog but uglier. better not push perez around or the his fans the perezators will eat you alive lol
oh yeah n TS looks good!!!!!
Who's the horned fattie again???
I was a guest of the event last night, and was in the VIP section. You were asked to remove/leave 3 seperate times. Instead of having class, you let the drama continue. You were not welcomed in the VIP area. It amazing you even got an invite.
Perez honey I love the matching hair and shirt. xoxoxoxo You really need to go and work on your fitness a bit. We can't have our new star looking all sloppy now can we?
What's with the hair? You look like trash.
You really give gay men everywhere a bad name.
You might want to consider working out. You look sloppy. Also, spell check before you post.
Why can't you ever show some respect and dress appropriately for an event?
Perez- WHHHHHHHHYYYY were you sooooooo nice to ELIZABITCH on 'The View' even Joy was defending the bitch -we pay you to straighten these phonies out –where were YOU yesterday?????? You TOTALLY LET US DOWN!!!!
Perez I am very happy for you and I hope that your new opportunity is everything you prayed for. I love your website and I read it several times a day for my morning cup of gossip. Take care and CONGRATULATION YOU SWEET B….TCH!
that lady looks scary looking
ewwwwww
Perez, you're the one who looks like a devil with that horrid orange-red dye on your hair. And your groping Tori. Have some class fool. I can't believe they are going to put you on tv. Will be worse than Flava Flave.