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What's he more excited about the Peroni beer or the gir? BD stinks it up in Miami on Thursday.

When he dies - ten years from now of a drug overdose - Brandon Davis will best be remembered for ________.

Posted: Jul 13, 2007 at 3:12 pm / Email this »

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K-Lo says – reply to this

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Calling Lohan a firecrotch.
Steph says – reply to this

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first
MR.MIMS says – reply to this

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1st?
Cierra says – reply to this

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Calling Lindsey Lohan a firecrotch
MR.MIMS says – reply to this

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1st one
meg says – reply to this

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ughhhh he is so ugly and disgusting!!!
c bair says – reply to this

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cumming on my face
Right Wing Nut says – reply to this

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Being a sweaty, rich greasball.
maw says – reply to this

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being dog butt ugly
Jessi says – reply to this

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being a DOUCHE!
FromMeToYou says – reply to this

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Who is this? Haha
booboo says – reply to this

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first??
j says – reply to this

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his numerous porn subscriptions…
Alexis says – reply to this

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Being a tool; calling Lohan a firecrotch
TAJA says – reply to this

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for all perezs' comments
chrissy says – reply to this

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what I saying he won't be remembered!
TAJA says – reply to this

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for all perezs' very true comments
a.m says – reply to this

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Brandon Davis is absolutely disgusting, he makes me want to vom.
meg says – reply to this

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ughhh he's so ugly and disgusting!!!
Leesa says – reply to this

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he looks hot there..for once haaha
PukeFace says – reply to this

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He is sooo distgusting. Yuck. No more wasted time on him, please. What the hell is he even good for? He does NOTHING– correct?
Gella says – reply to this

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he will be remembered for NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!
Betty B. says – reply to this

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WHO IS HE?
DNo says – reply to this

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…solving the oil crisis.
WTF says – reply to this

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He'll be remembered as nothing but A DRUNK/DRUGGY WASTE OF SPACE.
Harry Potter II says – reply to this

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(yawn)…….er?……(yawn)…who again?….oh..oh…greasy bear….yeah yeah I remember…some dude that …er…..humf…..didn't he like …er…fuck…some slut..some.. stupid broad, that was in jail…….aahhhh…leave me the fuck alone, whi cares about this….this…..cockaroach..
Colleen Sauve says – reply to this

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coining the name - FIRECROTCH…and that is it ladies and gentleman
Tara says – reply to this

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Who says he will be remembered?
numnuts says – reply to this

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a wannabe famous person
Rick Danger says – reply to this

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He will be remembered for providing enough oil to heat three small Alaskan Inuit villages.
Grace says – reply to this

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Something makes me think that Brandon Davis will not be remembered ten years from now…
bizzatch says – reply to this

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….never using a washcloth and face soap.
Melissa says – reply to this

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Oh come on giving him 10 years is 8 years too many! He wont be remembered for anything besides being a greasy, nasty pile of shizz!!
Jenny Lynn says – reply to this

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FIRECROTCH!
D to the A to the N says – reply to this

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Who's Brandon Davis?
Krissy says – reply to this

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The greasiest hair in Cali!!! He's like uber grooooosssss!
anne says – reply to this

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firecrotch!!!
The Douchepump Repairman says – reply to this

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Howdy Neighbors,

Brandon Davis will be remembered for looking like a fat, greasy, and much gayer version of Billy Zane. In my line of work I've seen a lot of douches and douchebags, but this motherfucker takes the cake (Mushy Farton is in it's own category).

"Never smell the nozzle",
You Neighborhood Douchepump Repairman
K-Ray says – reply to this

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Being Sexc As Hell
Lexy says – reply to this

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who the hell is he?
sorcha says – reply to this

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being a fat mess
Sue says – reply to this

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WHO???
Diva Art69 says – reply to this

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Could he be any more gross???

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April Hughes says – reply to this

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"Lisday Lohan is a firecrotch…and is poor. She only makes like 1,000,000 dollars. Lohan you're a firecrotch. Oops I need to go into rehab."
Mr Know it all says – reply to this

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As the fat greasy slob who can't get into any nightclubs no matter how mush $$ he has
jennifer says – reply to this

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previously being allowed to hang out with socialites…being terribly greasy…calling lohan FIRECROTCH
alex says – reply to this

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coming up with firecrotch
Senor Foxxxy says – reply to this

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His epic fits of the coke sweats
Nunya says – reply to this

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Being a greasy slimeball douche bag.
kathy says – reply to this

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. . . catching a case of fire crotch, which then takes over his whole body!!
tiff says – reply to this

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firecrotch..and having a less famous fat brother
BIG COCK JACKSON says – reply to this

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SUCKING MY BALLS AND SNOWBALLING MY CUM INTO HIS FAT UGLY BROTHERS MOUTH
S.G.B. says – reply to this

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greasiness
Kenya says – reply to this

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Maybe it's just me…but I have the urge to give him a bath…just scrub the layers of oil and grease off him so that the next time I have to look at him I don't have the urge to vomit! But again, that's just me!
Lisa says – reply to this

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WASTE, that's what he is a WASTE!
Waste of life,
waste of money,
waste of space,
waste of time!!!

WASTE OF GOSSIP!! Write about someone that is as least interesting!!
colie says – reply to this

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looking like elvis, an ugly and greasy elvis
jenn says – reply to this

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for not being remembered at all.
Kallie says – reply to this

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he is a nobody and I don't see why he's even on your site, P-Nasty
Jessica says – reply to this

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His greasy, greasy, greasy hair and face.
~JENNIFER~ says – reply to this

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BLOATED
tiffany says – reply to this

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firecrotch,,and having a fat ,less amusing brother
curlgirl49 says – reply to this

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WHO?!!!
your not me says – reply to this

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people will be like "WHO THE HELL IS BRANDON DAVIS?? IS HE BRITNEY'S EX OR SOMETHING??" In short people wouldn't even remember him, except for Lohan, she'll probably Laugh in his grave yard…IF SHE IS STILL ALIVE!
blah says – reply to this

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FIRECROTCH! FIRECROTCH!
FIRECROTCH! FIRECROTCH!
FIRECROTCH! FIRECROTCH!
FIRECROTCH! FIRECROTCH!
FIRECROTCH! FIRECROTCH!

oh, and also his majorly obcese brother! lolz.
MLB says – reply to this

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sweating like tijuana whore
amy says – reply to this

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NOT SHOWERING!!!!!
btm says – reply to this

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firecrotch.

too easy.
RRRocio says – reply to this

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absolutely nothing!!!
amy says – reply to this

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not showering!!!
Amy says – reply to this

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Doing absolutely fucking NOTHING except being a disgusting, greasy, slimeball who is a waste of human space.
elles says – reply to this

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…the oilspot that he left in the spot where he died.
cher says – reply to this

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his grandfather
MD says – reply to this

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This guy looks like a JERK! I can tell what he is going to look like in 20 years, and it isn't good!!
sexybitch says – reply to this

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the guy that dated and became known when he dated micha barton..lol
kacee says – reply to this

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waste of LIFE.
Autumn says – reply to this

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1. Calling La Lohan a fire crotch
2. Dating Misha Barton
3. Being a big pile grease
4. Absolutely nothing
M-D says – reply to this

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Brandon who?
erin leigh says – reply to this

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the irony. he's a very oily oil heir.
Holly says – reply to this

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Rememebered? By who?
Cam says – reply to this

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for being an *sshole….you can totally tell he had plastic surgery done on his face…he still looks nasty and greasy…dude money doesn't help you.
label says – reply to this

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Mario:
u are vicious,
u are mean,
u are ugly,
u are unfortunate,
u should feel ashamed of urself
and ur fat
erin leigh says – reply to this

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the irony. he's an extremely oily, oil heir.
g14 says – reply to this

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dating mischa barton
Marilyn says – reply to this

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Looks like he is has something more in his hand besides the lighter. Can we say POTHEAD!! NO wonder he is always greasy, that lazy PIG!!!
bill says – reply to this

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i don't even know who he is now… who the hell will remember this loser???
Melissa says – reply to this

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for 90210…wait Brandon who?
marnie says – reply to this

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…never giving his rich parents one single thing to be proud of.
JoMamma says – reply to this

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I still have NO CLUE … Who the Hell is this guy?
pookabutt says – reply to this

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NOTHING!!!
Steff says – reply to this

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Is he wearing makeup? It definitely looks like he is wearing foundation and blush and I wouldn't be suprised if he was wearing mascara either. He looks like a manequin (spelling?), but a really gross one.
miss k says – reply to this

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Calling Lindsay Lohan a firecrotch and being a greasy, ungreatful, waste of sperm.
Deb says – reply to this

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NOTHING
marnie says – reply to this

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…never giving his rich parent one single thing to be proud of.
Autumn says – reply to this

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….Dying of a drug overdose hello!
maria says – reply to this

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BEING NASTY!
CyberSemaj says – reply to this

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Smelling like onions.
Lauren says – reply to this

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FUCK YOU HATERS!!!!!!! GREASY BEAR IS TOTALLY LICKALICIOUS! I'D BE HAPPY ANY DAY TO LET HIM DO HIS DIRTY THING TO ME. BRANDON, IF YOU'RE OUT THERE AND LOOKING FOR A HOT BITCH THAT WILL LOVE YOU GREASE, CIGARETTES, BOOZE., MONEY AND ALL… CALL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heidi says – reply to this

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Is that the Ava girl from Super Sweet 16??
brandyblue says – reply to this

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Leaving a trail of grease and slime behind him that looks like a "firecrotch" and "smells like f***in' diarrhea" (LLLLLLLOOOOOOOSER…)
Leigh says – reply to this

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For being a complete and total ass