Today Is A Non-Stop Celebration

Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw > David Beckham

It's gonna be a good weekend!!!

Before he made his move to the U.S. on Thursday, David Beckham spent some time in the South of France this week.

Reunited with his Speedo! And, damn, he looks like he's got some girth in there.

He's definitely not suffering from any "shrinkage."

Thank you Mister Speedo for gracing us with your presence again!

Posted: Jul 13, 2007 at 1:04 pm / Email this »

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jessica says – reply to this

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avril lavigne?
Katie says – reply to this

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SO HOt! first.
someone says – reply to this

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Any reason why this is filed under "Avril Lavigne"?
Lise says – reply to this

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first
JME says – reply to this

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YUMMY!!
RRRocio says – reply to this

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OMG!! Now that's a man!
rachel says – reply to this

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FIRST!
Ilya says – reply to this

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What does this have to do with Avril?!
bizzatch says – reply to this

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Speedos should be against the law, no matter how good looking the man.
Ilya says – reply to this

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Haha, oh he changed it.
Ha, mkay Mr. Perez.
morningwood says – reply to this

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wooow… 'licious…..
rachel says – reply to this

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so hot…. soooooooooo hot
anna says – reply to this

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hot
Jen or Chrissy or Amber says – reply to this

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OMG Perez! Im an 18 to 20'somethin white girl with absolutely nothin to contribute to society and I cant even find where I live on a map! I just know youll read how much I like you one day and make me part of your shallow world!! You rock! Faaaabulous!
em says – reply to this

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i saw him in a speedo online somewhere before and he looked flat…. did he take some male enhancement pills?
Judy says – reply to this

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Man…were they nasty with you on the view. Especially that Bitch Elizabeth.
Judy says – reply to this

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Man…were they nasty with you on the view. Especially that Mrs I think I'm all that Elizabeth.
beckham publicist says – reply to this

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HE WAS TOO BUSY FUCKING REBECCA LOOS ALL SEASON……HEY PEREZ FILE THE SHIT ON REBECCA LOOS….SHE CLAIMS TO HAVE SAVED HIS MARRIAGE AFTER BECKS WAS FUCKIN HER ON THE SIDEEEE……WANNANA SEE THE FACE OF POSH WEN REBECKS MOVES TO L..A FOR MORE SWINGING………
tearyouapart says – reply to this

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woah that thing looks like is could break victoria.
Perezisacunt says – reply to this

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Oh you gulliable fat twat. He's padded it out.
O 2Da J says – reply to this

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too hot for words!!!!
Queen Elizabeth says – reply to this

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looks like they are really into exhibitionism.
tru says – reply to this

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#10 - bizzatch

AGREED OUTLAW THEM lol
JUICY says – reply to this

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YUM! I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!!!!!

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Michelle says – reply to this

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I think his wearing a cup.
Danielle says – reply to this

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OMG chica….
Linda says – reply to this

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OMG!! He put's Shamar Moore to SHAME!! YUM!
Cassandra says – reply to this

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Meh. I'm not impressed. For all we know, he just has huge balls.
connie says – reply to this

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OH LA LA!! so the frenchies say, i would give him some voulez vu avec moi se soir!! Remember those gay roumers!?! oh the fantasies, he seems to get hotter and hotter as the years go by, hopefully little romeo will grow up to like other Romios
bkc says – reply to this

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they say she got 8×6 big banana.its uncut yummy.its full of creme
jed says – reply to this

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He has puny shoulders and pecs. My guy looks 100% better!
daVidtheGay says – reply to this

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oh ma ga! i just choked on my own saliva.
El$* says – reply to this

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GOODNESS NOW THATS MAN WHY CANT THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THAT
Kim K. says – reply to this

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HE IS SEXY BUT MEN IN SPEEDOS TURN ME OFF. I THINK I'LL STICK TO RAY J REGGIE BUSH AND ALL THE OTHER TAN BROTHERS.
Kim K. says – reply to this

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MEN IN SPEEDOS TURN ME OFF. HE LOOKS GOOD BUT I'LL LEAVE HIM FOR FIRECROTCH OR PARIS. I'LL STICK TO RAY J AND REGGIE
LHo says – reply to this

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good lord, thank you thank you thank you. Posh is one lucky lady. This pic made my weekend.
tanxbloonde says – reply to this

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daaaaamn - i'd do him in a secccccond
Kenny says – reply to this

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Men in speedos are SO hot, specially Becks who is extremely fuckable
La Dolce Vita says – reply to this

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Please, he probably has a specially made prosthetic to wear.
Tiffany says – reply to this

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OH MY GOSH SIGN ME UP !!!
Krystal says – reply to this

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WHOA!!!!!
Nick says – reply to this

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This site need to be filed under gay porn just because of its fucking dumbass host
BOO says – reply to this

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Hottest man in hollywood.
BeckhamIsGay says – reply to this

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Come on now, am I the only one to spot that David Beckham is Gay or Bisexual? Think about it, his best Los Angeles friend is Tom Cruise aka Mr. Bisexual himself. Mark my word, there will be men coming out to tell us about their sexual encounter with Becks.
As for his speedo package, come on now, do you think he gives a shit what people think. His cock might be a "grower" which grows to a nice size when he is aroused.
sbt says – reply to this

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Dear God! Now THAT is worth waking up to! (But I wonder how come none of the "racy" shots in the recent mag spread with Posh even hint at anything this good. Please tell me this wasn't photoshopped!
Jkel says – reply to this

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He may be super good looking but his voice is HORRIBLE!!
pete says – reply to this

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what I wouldn't give to see that package in real life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mutha says – reply to this

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yum yum….
Peter says – reply to this

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omg..i would like to see what is under there. hehe. I like the picture you put up perez.
BUFFY BOY says – reply to this

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All I can say is this man just gets better and better, I would do whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted. Posh better look out now that they are in America, those tramps in hollywood are going to be all over that speedo and he has not proven that he has no self control. I agree his voice is wierd, a litttle girlie, but who cares, I do not need him to speak. Oh and by the way, No 14, your a moron!!
Krista says – reply to this

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YUMMY!!
like omg says – reply to this

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wow hmm id tap that vicotia girl ur lucky i wash i was u
OJ says – reply to this

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yeaaa thats pretty amazing
anj says – reply to this

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i love him! damn that is nice. lucky victoria
vab says – reply to this

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Oh my! His front is as good as his back!
Ashley says – reply to this

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Aaahhh he's so good looking but his voice is sooo freaking annoying…he sound like a little old English women.
Jessica says – reply to this

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Wow…me likey.
David says – reply to this

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WOW!!! That image will keep me going all night long, and I do mean long. I can just imagine that cock in my mouth. Please cum to me.
GeM says – reply to this

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omg… so hot… and he even has a nice package… he is a full meal deal… lucky VB
bitingontinfoil says – reply to this

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Oh triple SNAP!! I'd be all over that like Perez on cheetos!!! Yummy in my tummy!
kira says – reply to this

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Yummmmm!!! And to think he'll be living not 20 min. from me! Damn, this is gonna be hard!
melanie says – reply to this

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can the man be anymore perfect?
molly says – reply to this

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he totally stuffed.
Kat says – reply to this

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well DAMN
Ciara says – reply to this

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Yummy!! That is soo hot! lmao.
He's such a hottie!
mj says – reply to this

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YUMMMY!!!! YUMMY!!!! YUMMY!!!!
krnsiux says – reply to this

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yammi! yammi! yammi!
carrie says – reply to this

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Is that Victoria stuffed in his underwear?
Kris says – reply to this

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Conoceros is not a word, but Conocerlos is when they are trying to say delighted to finally meet you all.
sa says – reply to this

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those are wonderjocks
Kim K. says – reply to this

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He talks? i never heard him speal. he's just a sexy body
SassaFrass says – reply to this

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Thank you for this pic!!!! woke me up from a boring work day. Damn that man sure is packing he appears to be both thick and long.
genehill2 says – reply to this

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WOWIE WOW WOW WOW, I COULD NOT EVEN GET MY MOUTH AROUND ALL THAT ! I 'D JUST HAVE TO LICK THE SIDES LIKE A BIG O'LE SUCKER.
Elle Nova says – reply to this

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I think the real question is, Is he smart?!JK
LG says – reply to this

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Now, that's some goodness right there…DAMN!!!
James says – reply to this

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Hey Kris, the "os" in conoceros is for vosotros!!!!!!!!
Austin says – reply to this

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…Damn. Wow.
Leroy says – reply to this

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looks like two sets of balls, no dick. But waht the hell is it doing up so high and to the left?
Ryan says – reply to this

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does any one know when the issue of W magazine goes sale?
Kym says – reply to this

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Karl,
How do you know Perez has AIDS? Did you get it from him?
You are a homophobic loser!
lb says – reply to this

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Victoria, you lucky bitch!
michael in kansas says – reply to this

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beckham is a narcissist. is that even really him?
DeeDee says – reply to this

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He's so sexy I wish we could get some pics of him like we got pics of Shemar Moore. That would be delicious!
i says – reply to this

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one word: dayum!!!
krlly says – reply to this

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All I have to sat is DAMNNNN!!! Not only is he gorgeous but has all the right equipment too. Why does he have to be married to a Lolly Pop head….
tialicious says – reply to this

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wow, what a delicious piece of mancandy!!! can i babysit his bal…,ahem, i mean babies?
monica says – reply to this

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i love my honey but DAM DAM DAM DDDDAAAAMMMM!!!!
KD says – reply to this

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It only appears large because he's a manorexic. If he was an actual man it would appear normal. It's all balls, and nothing else.
Arich says – reply to this

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Goodness Me
samantha says – reply to this

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hehehe…
sue D says – reply to this

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I always wondered what the big deal was with David Beckham.

Now I understand!!!!
Vnicky says – reply to this

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Holy Shit!!!!!
BecBec says – reply to this

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He's wearing one of those enhanced speedos like they make at aussiebum.
Meg says – reply to this

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Bet he's missing a sock or two!
mayra says – reply to this

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wtf are there potatoes in there?
OFan says – reply to this

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He's going to take soccer to entire new heights in North America.

Dave is going to add some kind of fuel to the whole mixture!
berta says – reply to this

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Really hot!
I have got the photo's magazine.
Escuse me if I don't speak very well the English because I'm from Barcelona (Spain).
PT says – reply to this

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DAMN! At first I was thinking Why is Perez bitching about Posh not smiling and then I saw this and I thought Why is Posh not smiling and bouncing around saying My Hubby is gorgeous and hung like a horse, you bitches!
Victoria says – reply to this

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You people need to get out more!
His lunchbox doesn't look particularly big to me?
Am I looking at the same package?
Maybe this is big in America? Maybe us Europeans are better built?
Charles says – reply to this

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Have you heard his voice? That fucker talks like Mickey Mouse.