The New & Improved Brooke Hogan

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The Hulksters daughter performs at the Ocean County Mall in Tom’s River, NJ on Friday.

Things we are grateful for….

1) This photo was taken from far away.

2) Brooke Hogan's new boobs.

and

3) She's not wearing those assless chaps again!!!

Posted: Jul 14, 2007 at 10:36 pm / Email this »

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Spring says – reply to this

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Where's her arm? Perez ate it!
booooooooooooooo says – reply to this

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the only bad part is that shes singing..
Babs says – reply to this

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First… puke she's gross
alexnadj says – reply to this

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She looks exactly like her mom
marcell says – reply to this

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i was at that lil concert thing.. she and her mom look lyke clowns w. all that make up on.. but pretty at the same time.
onelooseanus says – reply to this

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got to love them assless chaps…
Candice!!*.. says – reply to this

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FRIST!
hagsdahsd says – reply to this

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FIRST yah shes gross
clueless says – reply to this

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did she really get a boob job?
Ashley says – reply to this

10

Cum on your friends, the backyardigaaaans
Collin says – reply to this

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She really does look like the hulk with boobs. FUCKING FUG
Collin says – reply to this

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All you 'First' people are really fucking retarded … for serious guys.
kat says – reply to this

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yes no assless chaps finaly someone told her dumbass
ryan says – reply to this

14

i lold!
Diana W says – reply to this

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It's a shame she is so tacky…she really could be attractive.
kelly says – reply to this

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WHERES HER FUCKING ARM?!?

I used to think brooke was okay, but she just looks trashy now a days!
Tamara says – reply to this

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I used to watch her show all the time and now i dont.
aimee says – reply to this

18

You know you're a success when you're performing at malls all over America.

In all seriousness, I feel bad for the girl minus the fact that her dad's loaded so she won't be living too hard when her 15 seconds are up..which looks to be right about now!
prizzle says – reply to this

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i hate hate hate hate hate brooke hogan with a passion. she is ugly, talentless, fat, ugly, talentles, and ugly….ewwwwww i hate her!
me says – reply to this

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Toms River, NJ.

Brooke is trying to bring back Tiffany's mall tours. Too bad the 80's are over, like her dad's career! =(
nancy says – reply to this

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who took this??? I was there! I want more pics!
Ashley says – reply to this

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you guys don't know anything about backyardigans
meltz911 says – reply to this

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Sooo hot! PUKE
vanessa says – reply to this

24

she has nice abs. that's the only nice thing i have to say..
Mr. McGoo says – reply to this

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Those aren't even chaps! They are some jeans she cut out (and did a shitty job I might add). What a douche.
mtg says – reply to this

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She dresses better than you Perez. You have no room to criticize. Dying your hair orange. You wore a table cloth to a big event, so STFU you fat cow.
Kharma May says – reply to this

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Just what I needed Perez! Some Hogan-grade fug with my evening cigarette!
Little ole me says – reply to this

28

new boobs? She's always had big boobs.
PT says – reply to this

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She and her father seem too close, I always wonder about those two.
CLAMLICKER says – reply to this

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she needs 2 stop biting britneys style…& cum up with her own shit
Jenn V says – reply to this

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i also Brooke and her mom at the Charolette Rouse and I pet Linda's dog that she was carrying around. When i asked what her dog's name was she proceeded to say "Foxy, cause she's our Foxy Lady" I tried to hold my laughter back as much as i could, but she did seem very nice. i also took a pic of Brooke in her sweats talking to the little kids..it was kind of cute too …i guess
CLAMLICKER says – reply to this

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she needs to give up tryna b britney. do ur OWN thing
AMY says – reply to this

33

I was there. that's my mall. she was absolutly terrible. but the plain white tee's were fucking amazing
cc says – reply to this

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she reminds me of a drag queen..

mhhhhhmmm.
KayKAY says – reply to this

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My dogs ASS looks better than his face, oh wait…. i don't have a dog, but if i did, it w0uld look better than his face.
i guess i'm confused, IS THAT A MAN!!!!!!!???????
jimmmmm says – reply to this

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YEAH TOMS RIVER, NEW JERSEY =] AMERICA'S 14TH SAFEST CITY…NEW JERSEY'S 7TH HIGHEST POPULATED TOWN! WE'RE ON PEREZ AND YOUR SUCKY ASS TOWN IS NOT.

HELL FUCKING YEAH.
meltz911 says – reply to this

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THE hot ticket for the sumer concert tour, Avril + Brooke!!!!!!!!!!!!
JAA says – reply to this

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DEAR HULK. I grew up watching you. STOP I think you are a cultural icon. STOP Your daughter has talent.STOP Please fire your wife as her stylist. STOP She needs a young, hip, manager and not her mother. STOP. She is not relating to other young women and that is KEY. Stop. Linda is a terrific mother but she is not and expert in music, fashion, and all things YOUNG, STOP. Brooke looks like Linda's mini-me. PLEASE STOP.
meltz911 says – reply to this

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JAA…..STOP Diluding yourself STOP
ava says – reply to this

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I think she is very pretty and is much more of a role model than any of those other girls. (you all know who) It is too bad that they seem to get all of the attention for all of the wrong reasons. Brooke seems to have a good head on her shoulders , nice girls too sometimes finish last. In the end though i'm so sure you will have few regrets and will be able to sleep well at night. Keep up the good work, it will come your way.
Kiki Bee says – reply to this

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I think Brooke should take a time out to go to college, learn about music, figure out who she is, and gain her own sense of style THEN come into the music scene. I do have luuuuurve for her family.
Sigrid says – reply to this

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i hate this bitch.. god she looks like a clown like seriously with all that make up on.
OJ says – reply to this

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damn…bitch is really workin hard and tryin…gotta give her crediet
rainbow brite says – reply to this

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this girl is going down the wrong path. she cant really sing and if her mother is her stylist, fire her ass. brooke's starting to look like a mini me of Linda and she looks like a transexual clown. Less is more you dumb fake ho's!!!!!!!!!!
meltz911 says – reply to this

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yeah, ava, she can rest her giant ugly tranny head on her gigantic pillow knowing she is a joke, like the rest of the no talent whores of Hollywood. Good for her.
jennifer says – reply to this

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toms river sucks. so does the mall.
www.bonzasheila.com says – reply to this

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She's very cute and has a bright and charismatic personality; I predict Brooke will go far.
-I love Perez, but why does he need to be so hateful about this nice girl?
JENNIFER IS GAY says – reply to this

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just because beachwood sucks doesnt mean toms river, americas city of paradise does =]
meltz911 says – reply to this

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PS ava, that "pillow" is stuffed with Daddys money and Mommies self hatred.
she'ssofugly says – reply to this

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I agree w/ #35- she DOES look like a drag queen- a very tacky one who doesn't quite pull it off. At least it looks like all 15 of her fans made it out to rep!
peanut says – reply to this

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I think she is hot.
PT says – reply to this

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I think she fucks her old man!
bekka says – reply to this

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its so sad.
AMYYYY says – reply to this

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She was on a radio station here in Vegas last week (KLUC 98.5), and she swears she didn't get her boobs done. It's so freaking obvious she did, why lie about it. I think she looks better when she doesn't try so hard to be pretty. Poor Brookey!
gam says – reply to this

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i was there and thats the first thing i thought about was those hideous chaps. i was like 'thank god she isnt wearing those. perez would be proud to know this'
oh and she lipsynced the whole time too
Pat O says – reply to this

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and most importantly…

4) She still looks like a man.

Oh Perez, you're so transparent at times!
Loreal says – reply to this

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I think Brooke Hogan is a fukin wannabe and trys to damn hard to be something she ain't!!!
qban says – reply to this

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she looks like trailer trash.
fluffy galore says – reply to this

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Jesus, has Rachel Zoe the stylist taken her on as a charity case? She looks almost female. Maybe her hideous drag queen makeup was lost in a suitcase at the airport….
jersey girl says – reply to this

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Ok it is really sad to say this, but I am from this area and its a small small small mall !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cant believe she is soooo low to "perform" there! There are much bigger malls in the area. Dude, even her mangers can't get anything right!
Sabine says – reply to this

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Hi!
I live in Europe an I want to know if that ugly girl (=Brooke) is succesful for singing (in America).
Because I know her only because of Hogan knows best…
Jackie says – reply to this

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She looks like an umpalompa
Jenna says – reply to this

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Let me tell you one thing, making fun of brooke hogan is uncalled for. that is one girl who has worked her ass of to get where she is, and for you to call her ugly? do you own a mirror? so be it for her to have fake boobs (not saying she it) but god didnt bless some of us. and if you got the money WHY NOT? So to be BIG hogan fans, they ought to get a lawyer after your ass. GET A FREAKIN LIFE!
HAYWOOD says – reply to this

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can't she work in an ab routine ? she looks out of shape !
Joshua says – reply to this

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I think we're alone now.
There doesn't seem to be anyone around.
Rev says – reply to this

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Brooke Hogan works hard and and will one day be huge. Her success has nothing to do with her fathers. You may or may not like her now but trust me she will soon come into her own. For those of you who view her as ugly you are out of your mind. Stop being jealous of her and go out and create your own success.
Joshua Again says – reply to this

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Laughs at comment 68.

This girl is doing it all wrong. And there isn't anymore room for a talentless pretty.
Alex says – reply to this

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I saw u on the yiew and i just had to see the site for myself. I think this is a great web site and i can't wait to see ur show on the VH1.
Melissa says – reply to this

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All chaps are assless, they don't make them any other way. That's what chaps are!
FUCK YOU JERSEY GIRL says – reply to this

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I'm sure Brooke Hogan doesn't care that it's a small mall. Being that it's the ONLY mall in the entire county, STOP COMPLAINING ASSHOLE.

Plus, it's a beautiful mall, even if it is one floor.
bri says – reply to this

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i should of went there to see her
alexis says – reply to this

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i'm not saying she's fat but damnit she needs to stop wearing belly shirts. it makes her look aweful and its not flattering to her figure at all!!!
Julie says – reply to this

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I love Brooke. I think she's cute (when she doesn't have those seven and a half pounds of make-up on) and I think she's got a pretty voice. You're right though, commenter: She's not fat. She has wide hips though, and the belly shirts make it look even wider. She does need her own manager, someone who knows a bit better than Linda on what's right.
Jessica says – reply to this

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Come on, she's always had big boobs! And speaking as a girl, she could be wearing a padded bra, or maybe she gained a few pounds…..more likely that's the case.
And it could also be the picture! It also looks like she's an amputee, but are you saying anything about that? Noooo, because it's obviously not true…but you just like to speculate about her boobs.
mutha says – reply to this

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Meowwwww…..Put the claws away ladies. She's a cute young kid. Leave her alone and work on yourselves if your'e that jealous. You're beautiful Brooke, inside and out:-)
Martin says – reply to this

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wow, brooke hogan is playing the malls for free….you've hit the BIG TIME Brooke.
Who needs arenas that sell out with outrageous ticket prices, when you've got NJ mall food courts to play for free.

Brooke HOG-an = Trannylisious
Beyonce' = Boodylisious (because Beyonce' is actually good looking.)
New Name says – reply to this

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can we start calling her BROKE HOGAN….
wirblewind says – reply to this

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singing in a mall….how low can you get.
Seriously! says – reply to this

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Wow…this pic makes me want…a twinkie…real bad…
Leeli says – reply to this

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all chaps are assless Perez.. your statement was redundant.. you dipshit.
Terese says – reply to this

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How desperate can we get? Yay for no assless chaps. Maybe she learned something by reading your website Perez.
Sara says – reply to this

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i think shes great because shes so different from the other assholes out there.
perezisstupid says – reply to this

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perez, why do we care about brooke hogan? she was a BIG star in lyk 1500. this website is boring. ughh.
Kristi says – reply to this

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Why does she dress like Britney Spears circa 1999?
vilicious says – reply to this

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Brooke is just too big a gal to be doing what she's doing. At 6 ft tall she doesn't come across as sexy at all. Make your music (if necessary) but stop the stage shows in the mall. Can't somebody advise her? Yes, new stylist STAT! Mom Hogan-not too good at dishing out make-up OR fashion tips. I agree-send her ass to college & away from her overbearing parents!!
ELISHA says – reply to this

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IS SAMANTHA ROSON REALLY SUING U FOR 20 MILLION DOLLARS
Sarah says – reply to this

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Wow performing at a mall. She's like on the same level as Sanjia.
misa says – reply to this

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oh, Mall shows, huh?… stepping up there lil lady, watch out now. Madonna might get jealous.
Inspirem says – reply to this

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She should dye her hair dark. The bleach blonde look is rather skanky on her.
Nya says – reply to this

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I was never a fan of her dad's or her but NOW I know her short career hit rock bottom! C'mon Toms River NJ mall? It's a small, crappy, red-neck town. I live near there and people don't even shop there anymore (except for old people that have nothing better to do) and REAL celebrities never went there.
Kinky Tink says – reply to this

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The word Moo comes to mind
HEY "NYA" STFU =] says – reply to this

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Small, crappy, red neck town? Never has famous people? Try it's one of the biggest towns in the state. Is the 7th highest populated town in the state. One of the RICHEST towns in the state. And one of the fastest growing in America.

And we also have more famous people than any other town in New Jersey.

Kelly Clarkson
Jesse McCartney
Martina McBride
Leann Rimes
30 Seconds to Mars
Simple Plan
Joan Jett
Clay Aiken
Vanessa Carlton
The Beach Boys
Panic! At the Disco
Hansen
Rick Springfield
Air Supply
The Cheetah Girls
Ryan Cabrera
Aaron Carter
Maroon 5
Keith Urban
Rihanna
Hilary Duff
Fall Out Boy
Taylor Hicks
Kenny Rogers

That's just to name SOME…all which happened within the past FIVE years.

I don't think theres any concert this town HASN'T held.

So shut the fuck up, you skanky hick.
Seamonster says – reply to this

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Aren't we all ready over quota for talentless blondes?
skinnygirluver says – reply to this

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I am skinnygirluver and she's not skinny and I don't luver
Moooooooooooooo!!! Mooooooooooooooo!!!
April says – reply to this

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omg Ocean County mall had brook hogan perform!? thats so sad!
chazie says – reply to this

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daddy needs to send her to college and abandon those trailer trash ways
brit says – reply to this

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her brothers hot!!! her mom looks like a clown i saw the begining of there tv show i had to turn it off her mom was so ugly!!! and who gave brooke a record deal her voice is awful….the only good thing about that family is nick (i think thats his name)……perez stop wasting your time with D listers (i dont know if you can even call them d listers there terrible)
jane says – reply to this

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she just isn't very cute…kinda manly looking!!! hate the jean "chaps!"
jer says – reply to this

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ewwwww……shes almost as fat as her cow of a mother!!! BROOKE if you ever happen to read this i would rather cut of my own ears then hear you sing you look like a man you wear to much make up YOUR FAT you cant dress your brothers hot but thats about it!! stop singing please do us all a favor!!!!!
jd says – reply to this

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fat ass…..she must get it from her mom