The New & Improved Brooke Hogan

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The Hulksters daughter performs at the Ocean County Mall in Tom’s River, NJ on Friday.

Things we are grateful for….

1) This photo was taken from far away.

2) Brooke Hogan's new boobs.

and

3) She's not wearing those assless chaps again!!!

Posted: Jul 14, 2007 at 10:36 pm / Email this »

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TJ says – reply to this

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i hate it when fat people wear small clothes…….HER VOICE IS TERRIBLE TO
Mall Mom says – reply to this

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I was shopping at Charlotte Russ? Ruse? whatever — my daughter like the store, more her style clothes. Anyway, i was there with my daughter sarah and her boyfriend and boyfriends brother. First off, most people were not even paying attention to her fat ass, most, like us were going about our daily business. Eric, my daughters boyfriends brother, said "she was huge and butt ugly." As did other men and women we overheard in the small crowd. Nicholas, her boyfriend, thought the same. Sarah actually thought she was ok looking, but nothing special, but Brooke Hogan is really big, untonned, and needs to lose weight. And yes the tits are fake, they did not even move when she "danced," for lack of a better word. And she cant sing and is fat and untalented. That seemed to be the majority consenscious.
Patty says – reply to this

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Stop being jealous of her and go out and create your own success.–

"Jealous" of WHAT pray tell? Lady, please clue me in. Are you getting her flabby gut and tranny face confused with Angelina Jolie or something? ( i don't know how that could even be remotely possible however)
And I have created my OWN success, on my own, thank you very much.
girlieXO says – reply to this

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yeah- those chaps shouldn't be worn on ANYONE.
muff diver says – reply to this

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I would not screw her even if my dick was about to fall off.
my buddies and I saw her attempt to sing at a hockey game a year or so back, the national anthem and she butchered it. Bitch is ugly, was flat chested at the time, looked like a dude, and her tits a year or so ago were not near that big as in this pic above, so i doubt they grew naturally this late in the game, she is almost 20 i think. Not only is she ugly, she is a liar, her tits are as fake as her hair color, did not hear one guy think she was hott. Now there was this hott little tiny redhead in the row ahead of us that was giving all the guys boners.
hahawth says – reply to this

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omg where is her arm??????? That's weird. lol
darbycrash says – reply to this

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Poor thing performing in that slum hole. Monmouth or Freehold would have been a SLIGHT step up.
taylor says – reply to this

108

she looks like a man.
DARBYCRASH....SUCK IT says – reply to this

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monmouth county is the slum hole which is why nobody ever performs there for anything.
Kathleen says – reply to this

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It's not Tom's it's Toms

That mall sucks by the way.
KATHLEEN...YOU SUCK BTW. says – reply to this

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=] the mall rocks.
crazysexy says – reply to this

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It is kind of sad that Hulk Hogan's daughter has to work this hard…I guess he didn't have a good financial plan or something…And her old BOOBS were fine. Next time you ARE ON THE VIEW PEREZ..backslap that REpublican Barbie Doll Survivor Backstabber chick for me! And WE THOUGHT Debbie Matenoplous was an idiot..she was but now we have an idiot WITH FOX blurbs…
joan says – reply to this

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MALL SHOW!!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
elisha says – reply to this

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Assless chaps is, by nature, and oxymoron. Even authentic cowboy chaps, when worn for the reason they're meant for, have no ass.
angela says – reply to this

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she is a descent role model
Leroy says – reply to this

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#113 - crazysexy says:
It is kind of sad that Hulk Hogan’s daughter has to work this hard…I guess he didn’t have a good financial plan or something
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It is the complete opposite. Hulk has spent over a million dollars trying to jump start his daughter's "career". She is costing him a small fortune, the whole family even moved to Miami to try to help her "career". Hulk actually turned down 400,000. to wrestle in the last Wrestlemania, because he thought it wasn't enough for 1 match.
popcorn says – reply to this

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She really should give up singing and follow in her father's footsteps becoming a professional wrestler. I'm sure Vince would love exploiting her.
samantha says – reply to this

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TOMS RIVER!!! hahahaha my grandma lives there!!!!
LOOOOOOOOSER
Darby Crash Suckit Sucks Asshole says – reply to this

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Actually, Monmouth County is the wealthiest county in NJ, you fucktard. Don't be pissed off just cause you're from Brick or Toms River: The Armpit of America. How can you say that no one performs in MC? Have you ever heard of the PNC Bank Center? Oh, and the ONLY nice place in Ocean County is LBI. Suck on that one.
Jacob says – reply to this

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Holla….BUTCH HOGan is doing the malls of america tour….
Boy o boy, Christiana, Beyonce, Faith Hill, Diddy,& her royal majesty Madonna herself better watch out. I bet they are all so jealous. Butch hogan is going to take them all down….literally.
Laurie Lu says – reply to this

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A big gig in the Mall!!! Woo hoo, big time now ya'll.

My 14 year old son said that her look is so DONE (blonde & tan w/store-boughts) and I have to agree! That's sad when Brooke can't even stir a 14 year olds hormones!!!
MB says – reply to this

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VICTORIA BECKHAM SHOULD GIVE THIS GIRL A MAKEOVER. HER INFLUENCE ON KATIE HOLMES WAS GREAT.
soFT says – reply to this

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What a sad talentless shame. All that money her father is putting into what? So many things need 10% of what they are wasting on her. If she was smart (and we know she's not) they'd do something for the enviroment, poor kids, or something which would boost her much higher. Isn't fame what she's looking for??
sexyb says – reply to this

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Hey Perez,

I was sitting at home watching The Maxx the other night and suddenly it dawned on me that all Brooke is trying to do is be the Leopard Queen "Julie" from the cartoon with her assless chap outfit. Do a comparison. Have a great day.
Chrissy says – reply to this

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She traded her left arm for boobs. She super sucks!
This is for Darbycrash says – reply to this

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If you thought for one second that Monmouth County is the richest county in the state…check your sources, ’cause your on crack.

You're not even in the top 5.

And LBI is by far the UGLIEST place in Ocean County.

The OC is where it's at. No jews, like Monmouth…no hicks, like Monmouth…and no ghettos like Long Branch and Asbury Park, like Monmouth.

We have Seaside Heights, where the party never ends…

Six Flags Great Adventure…the world's largest theme park.

Six Flags Wild Safari…the world's largest drive thru safari.

Six Flags Hurricane Harbor…the state's largest water park.

Kings Ka…the world's tallest, fastest roller coaster.

Poland Spring Arena in Toms River, where famous people go 24/7.

Toms River Fest…Voted Top 100 Events in North America, bringing thousands of people to a four day festival filled with food, stores, rides, and many famous people.

Toms River has the 2nd largest Halloween Parade on earth.

The largest suburban school district in NJ…TR School. 19,000 students in 18 public schools.

NJ's largest middle school…Intermediate East.

SO SHOVE IT…MONMOUTH COUNTY IS THE MOST TRASHY DISGUSTING COUNTY…ON EARTH.
TR is where it's at =] says – reply to this

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Maybe Brooke Hogan is why Ocean County is the fastest growing county in the state. Maybe not. Haha.
cool says – reply to this

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This is for Darbycrash : if you know all this you should know that it doesnt matter if your jew or black, and if The OC is where its at, how come they still have racist punks like you
Kristen says – reply to this

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Thank god the assless chaps are gone. Those are a crime on humanity.
smash says – reply to this

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performing at the mall, eh?
MaxMums says – reply to this

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She wears way too much make-up exactly like her mom and dresses like a hooker but why so much hate? Nothing that a good stylist couldn't fix if her mom would allow it. She has some talent. She's young and up there one stage. More power to her. I think she looks nothing like her dad either.
Ktea says – reply to this

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She could be pretty if she wouldn't try to sing!
holly says – reply to this

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it's not Tom's River, it's Toms River…
tr babyyyyyyyy says – reply to this

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Wow! You know you've made it big when you perform at the Ocean County Mall! Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mocha says – reply to this

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I dont like this gurl's chin,she got that booty chin,and in some way she reminds me of them men-lookin' females…them body builder females…ugh.
kn says – reply to this

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She's no Tiffany!
Sophie says – reply to this

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She's so fucking tacky.
Kate says – reply to this

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What's with the cheap bleach-blonde look? It's so tacky! She's not a terrible-looking girl, but she CANNOT sing. She's incredibly average.
pookie says – reply to this

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She didn't need that boob job!!
Precious says – reply to this

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Hot is what she is not!