Where Have You Been????

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Forget Excedrin, Angelina Jolie can make our headache go away!

The mother of four has been busy at work , filming a new movie in Prague, and lying low. Until now.

The icon graces the pages of the August Vanity Fair in this striking new ad for St. John.

Wouldn't it be amazing if a magazine had the balls to place this opposite Maniston's VitaminWater advert????

    Posted: Jul 14, 2007 at 7:24 pm / Email this  »

    463 comments to “Where Have You Been????”

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    1. lisa says – reply to this


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      that outfit is hideous!

    2. Anthony says – reply to this


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      She looks so pretty!

    3. tony says – reply to this


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      hot

    4. Tricia says – reply to this


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      first

    5. michael in kansas says – reply to this


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      is it just me, or is she getting skinnier and skinnier? put some fucking meat on your bones angelina!!!

    6. Gianna says – reply to this


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      i agree lisa… what is she like wanting to be 80 with that outfit? why so slow with the posts lately perez?

    7. she's so pretty says – reply to this


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      i love her!!!

    8. Amy says – reply to this


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      Wow I'm first!!

    9. Lena says – reply to this


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      You're back!!

    10. ml says – reply to this


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      we love jen aniston. stop being jealous

    11. lysa says – reply to this


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      eh…. normally she's beautiful, but this is just a big ol' yawn for me.

    12. electric blogarella says – reply to this


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      I'll always be team aniston.
      www.electricblogarella.clm

    13. UV says – reply to this


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      Can she be any skinnier?

    14. mint says – reply to this


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      i fucking hate her.. sorry. so i would LOVE it if vanity fair grew some balls

    15. shaniece says – reply to this


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      she is not all that pretty.
      i think that jennifer aniston is prettier then her.

    16. lulu says – reply to this


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    17. cris says – reply to this


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      This is just a case of some anorexic, junkie tattoed whore pretending to be "classy", lol

    18. zoe says – reply to this


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      I LOVE Angelina Jolie.

    19. electric blogarella says – reply to this


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      Lisa and Gianna,
      The outfit is St. John. It's for OLD people, that's why it's so, um, geriatric.
      www.electricblogarella.com

    20. Elle says – reply to this


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      she's beautiful..the clothes, not so much

    21. southern girl says – reply to this


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      LOVE HER but HATE the granny outfit!

      She's sexier than Maniston even in granny clothes!

    22. Elicia says – reply to this


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      GORGEOUS!

    23. TIff says – reply to this


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      HATE her! But, crazy bitch gets to suck Brad dry.

    24. DrRuss says – reply to this


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      That shit is Photoshopped more than Duff's Max Spread. Skelator-Lina looks like shit.

      Brad is such a dumbass. Aniston is a babe compared to that used up cunt.

    25. Daisy says – reply to this


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      Perez, have you tasted Vitamin Water? It tastes like watered down Kool Aid! Anyway, I thought Jennifer Aniston was promoting Smart Water. Listen, the girl needs to make money somehow. Also, Angelina Jolie could model wearing a burlap sack and strand of pearls. She would STILL be hotter than Jennifer Aniston.

    26. winkyslinky says – reply to this


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      What's with the outfit, do they think dressing her like an old woman, is going to make her more appealing to the public, she's no Angel, and she doesn't try to be, so what;s with the Nana outfit

    27. Beth says – reply to this


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      I am so tired of your idolization of this woman. Is she your hero? Do you want to transform into her? I seriously don't get it. She's nothing short of a homewrecker, who continures to have intimacy problems even with Brad…

    28. Lissete says – reply to this


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      its not vitamin water its smart water smarty pants

    29. elizabeth :) says – reply to this


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      Oh.em.gee.

      i loooove her.

      shes so gorgeous

      Jennifer Aniston is just like jealous that she lost brad.

      Hmm. Maniston's VitaminWater?i dont get it…

    30. good says – reply to this


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      She so sexy and beaultiful,

    31. gloo says – reply to this


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      Why do you have to love one and hate the other automatically? So jr. high, christ. I like both of them! Angie looks gorgeous here, and she'd modeling for St John, which is a line of clothes that caters to an upscale working woman. This is a Chanel suit look, and popular with women of a certain age. And Jen is a cutie pie!

    32. elizabeth :) says – reply to this


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      Oh.em.gee.

      i loooove her.

      shes so gorgeous

      Jennifer Aniston is just like jealous that she lost brad.

      Hmm. Maniston's VitaminWater?i dont get it… Isnt Jen Smart Water?

      + omg i cannot agree with Daisy more. hehe

    33. Yo says – reply to this


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      The outfit is a classic. It has grace.

    34. funny says – reply to this


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      Angie is everything a woman should be beautiful and talented.

    35. anna says – reply to this


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      aw man ive missed her and her family! dont like the outfit though. wheres your posts perez? im going crazy!

    36. good says – reply to this


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      Jennifer Aniston has a face horse.

    37. alana says – reply to this


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      you need to update your website more often, perez.

      (go jennifer aniston!!)

    38. JOUR says – reply to this


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      I don't drink smart water.

    39. Perez's Puta says – reply to this


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      Angelina possesses a timeless beauty. She looks gorgeous in anything she dons. I just saw Gia again the other day. She was absolutely brilliant in that film, but I did notice the difference between her physique then and her appearance now. She is so very thin now and it does cause me concern. Peace and love to her always - in everything she does.

    40. philboy says – reply to this


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      Perez, why are you so wankers about Angelina?? She's a husband stealing Ho-Bag. She can adopt 80 children, but it isn't going to change the fact that she has no class. We love Jennifer, stop hagging on her already!

    41. be says – reply to this


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      Damn it ,she's really beautiful.

    42. kat says – reply to this


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      She USED TO BE healthy, sexy, beautiful..not so much anymore. I'm glad that she's wearing a garden glove in the photo. At least it covers her veiny hand.

    43. cathy says – reply to this


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      she is fine I'm sure…but to me….Jennifer aniston is much more pretty and feminine….always will be….also shows so much class while her marriage crumbled at the hands of A&B.

    44. MOI* says – reply to this


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      Classically beautiful . . .

    45. be says – reply to this


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      HEY PEREZ,JENNIFER GOT DUMPED AGAIN.ANGIE IS SO BEAUTIFUL.

    46. cee-cee says – reply to this


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      Jennifer is so much prettier

    47. Jessica says – reply to this


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      I think she looks beautiful. The outfit to me is fine, it's that watch that looks out of place.

    48. sammy says – reply to this


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      aniston needs to stop being a baby , he left her for someone better get over yourself, werent you in proccess of divorce, i think angelina is beauitful old hollywood beauty aniston can't come close to her beauty

    49. cee-cee says – reply to this


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      fucking manly features…and those veins…ewwww!

    50. Juniper Berries says – reply to this


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      It looks like Angelina raided Nancy Reagans closet!

      that is an atrocious old hag looking outfit! Her body looks like lollipop head on a stick

    51. TimeZone says – reply to this


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      Perez, Anniston is over it… why are you still stuck on it?? Have been checked for OCD?
      Cute commentary is one thing but excessive bias is tedious and boring. You'll be a lot better when you aren't quite so fixated — either in the positive or the negative — on some people.

    52. funny says – reply to this


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      ANGELINA JOLIE IS BEAUTIFUL———JENNIFER FACE HORSE
      ANGELINA JOLIE IS BEAUTIFUL———JENNIFER FACE HORSEANGELINA JOLIE IS BEAUTIFUL———JENNIFER FACE HORSEANGELINA JOLIE IS BEAUTIFUL———JENNIFER FACE HORSEANGELINA JOLIE IS BEAUTIFUL———JENNIFER FACE HORSE

    53. cute for work says – reply to this


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      …maybe…she always looks hot, even in power suit- well, for 12M, i'd wear burlap sac- like her or not, at least you know $4M is going to poor kids

    54. bekka says – reply to this


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      yeah yeah yeah..angelina jolie should just dissapear. its great that shes adotping all these orphans from around the world, BUT WE ALREADY HAVE A MIA FARROW..we dont' need another one.

      secondly, i LOVE jen aniston. i think shes classy, i don't think she tries so hard to be seem as 'angelic'…ANGELINA JOLIE. is so fuckign annoying.

      thirdly [hopefuly i spelled that wrong] SHE IS NOT PRETTY. she is to skinny, her lips look like mutated vaginal lips. her eyes are weird..she is FUGLY FUGLY!

      and to conclude this comment of hatred..

      i hope she cheats on brad pitt. i hope she marries k-fed and i hope they all burn in hell.

      except for maddox. i find him cute

    55. Nick says – reply to this


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      she looks like she doesnt have a whole left arm

    56. otter says – reply to this


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      Nah, I think they should put the photos opposite old photos of Angie: it would be an ad for plastic surgery…
      Cheekbone and jaw implants, rhinoplasty, mammoplasty, and pulling the upper lip up (a la Pam Anderson) while refining the lower lip, can, as a whole, obviously be quite effective.

    57. Amber Zito says – reply to this


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      Jennifer Anniston is beautiful in her own way (and she's a lot less hypocritical)… why do you repetitively compare them? It's so last year.

    58. Kayko says – reply to this


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      Really? You wouldn't think any decent company would want to be associated with a homewrecker, but oh well.

    59. Juniper Berries says – reply to this


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      She really is a bore and a weak woman
      at least Aniston had the balls to tell the ex that she wasn't ready for a family
      she didnt allow herself to follow the man, she said fuck it
      this man stealing ho bag on the other hands needs a man and desperate attention
      I think Jennifer is the stronger one here
      if she were decent she would at least wait for the divorce to be final before being
      emotionally manipulated into procreating
      WEAK
      Aniston can take her anyday

    60. Jenna says – reply to this


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      I love her!! I like all her St. John ads, especially the one where is she standing pensive in front of a desk. Anyway, she has been missing in action lately. We need more Angelina!

    61. Jenn says – reply to this


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      This picture is stunning, I love it!

    62. Zach says – reply to this


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      The plastic surgery is obvious, but I would disagree (otter #58) only about the cheeckbone implants. Fat removal from her formerly pudgy face (to go with her nose thinning) is more like it then cheekbone implants, although her jawline has obviously been 'done'. I think she was pretty before… she look freakish now.

    63. patricia says – reply to this


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      I like angie. She really needs to put on some weight. She looks awful.

    64. false or True says – reply to this


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      Jennifer Aniston fans just jealous of beautiful woman because her idol looks horse.Jennifer Aniston fans just jealous of beautiful woman because her idol looks horse.Jennifer Aniston fans just jealous of beautiful woman because her idol looks horse.Jennifer Aniston fans just jealous of beautiful woman because her idol looks horse.

    65. no to bottled water says – reply to this


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      …isn't that what all the mega rock stars & celebs said last week? AG rocks!

    66. love perez says – reply to this


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      you people are so stupid. it amazes me. the more you hate angelina, the more perez will post pictures of her just to piss the hell out of you. so keep hating, bitching and saying ignorant things about angelina and the jolie-pitts. just means more pictures for those of us who like them. MORE PICTURES PEREZ!

    67. funny says – reply to this


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      No.no.no,Jennifer Aniston not beautiful.

    68. belle says – reply to this


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      SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL.

    69. Katie says – reply to this


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      I found the website www.celebritysmashbox.blogspot.com
      I can't believe it, I found it…

    70. Josh says – reply to this


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      BRING ON THE DUFF FROM LAST NIGHT!

    71. Josh says – reply to this


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      BRING ON DUFF FROM LAST NIGHT

    72. Katie says – reply to this


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      I found the website, I found it..www.celebritysmashbox.blogspot.com

    73. sara says – reply to this


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      i think she looks beautiful here…very classy. i feel bad for jen…but she seems like a good person. angelina looks like shes 100 pounds or even less…she needs to gain a lot more weight if she wants to be carrying heavy kids around.

    74. Katie says – reply to this


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      I love Angie, love the picture.

    75. Katy says – reply to this


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      sick. hate her.

    76. Katie says – reply to this


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      Do you guys know that perez is not allowing us to share any websites. Our comments are blocked. That sucks. remember Perez you started out doing the same thing, is it fair not to let other people share their favorite websites…

    77. Madeline says – reply to this


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      too bad she is so much more attractive than jen its unreal.

    78. WINNER says – reply to this


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      THIS WOMAN IS ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD.

    79. laurie says – reply to this


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      Angelina Jolie is extraordinary beautiful women. Jennifer Anniston is the girl next door look. Whoever Brad wants is up to him.

    80. Brad Pitt says – reply to this


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      Perez,
      Stop posting pictures of my Family.
      BRAD PITT

    81. Jake_G says – reply to this


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      Hey, at least it's covering the prison tats.

    82. El$* says – reply to this


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      shes an ugly slut!

    83. kiss me says – reply to this


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      We love Jolie -Pitt family.

    84. TEAM ANISTON says – reply to this


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      MANgelina is a fugly slut.
      go adopt some more kids you dykey homewrecker

      Jennifer's adds are so much better…..

    85. mtg says – reply to this


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      she's a skanky, home-wrecking cunt.

    86. be says – reply to this


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      Hate her, but she is a beauty.

    87. Brad Pitt says – reply to this


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      she bores me

    88. joanne says – reply to this


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      stunning as usual

    89. cory says – reply to this


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      Perez why are you in love with a homewrecker? Were are your morals. I forgot you don't have any. I don't understand why you make her out a an angel. Every interview she has done is false, saying home with kids, having two more kids on the way. Brad family can't stand her. Sucking up to her for what reason.

    90. harry says – reply to this


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      Its all about jen. but she couldnt pull off the role in babel like ange!! why is this the only post since ages! plllleeease dont neglect the blog because you have a tv programme lined up!!! xx

    91. RoxB says – reply to this


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      One more attempt by the child collecting heroine addict homewrecking skank to improve her public image. Keep trying Angie. This publicity whore will stop at nothing to stay in the headlines. Next headline: Jolie in in rehab for heroine addiction and eating disorder. Yeah, she's a keeper alright. UGH. Eat a fucking Big Mac, Angie. Sheesh.

    92. Lizeth says – reply to this


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      My husband and I love this woman we would do her in a minute. She is so hot ! .., maniston is insecure and needy thats why brad and the rest of the world cant stand her.

    93. PT says – reply to this


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      She's a fucking home wrecker, I don't care how many underprivileged kids she adopts!

    94. chas says – reply to this


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      Perez, you are a FUCKIN KISS ASS to certain celebs.

    95. Me says – reply to this


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      Isn't it joyous? Gosh, how I haven't missed seeing her (or her brood's) face(s) every flipping day. Although on the other hand, I enjoy how they hounded by the paparazzi constantly too. They hate it, therefore, I love it. THey don't deserve privacy.

    96. Leodan says – reply to this


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      WOW, I'm new here and I can't believe how robotic the comments are! Its like people just repost the same stuff over and over. I don't care if you love her or hate her, but Angelina should be an inspiration to everyone. She was just like Paris, Nicole, and Britney when she was younger but was reborn to a responsible person with sincer desire to help those in need. Even though I might not agree with most of the actions she has done, she still has done more good in her life than most people can ever claim.

    97. AmeliaJ says – reply to this


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      I'm not impressed with the photograph itself. I'm not sure what they were going for but she seems to be asking "why?" Um…"why what?" Why are you picking flowers? Why did you pick that outfit? Why is there a bee up there staring back at me? What is it that is bothering you Angie?

      As for the outfit itself–I'm not sure why it has everyone's panties in a bunch. It is a very refined, classy outfit. I don't see it as beeing grandmotherish at all. It doesn't fit Angie's personality but it isn't a nana outfit by any stretch of the imagination. In fact, what is a nana outift exactly? My own grandmother–who is 72–wears jeans and tshirts depicting sports teams she likes. So, in my mind THAT is a nana outfit.

    98. carrieanne says – reply to this


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      GAG! She is such a fake and a 'ho!

    99. be says – reply to this


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      POOR JENNIFER , SHE CAN"T KEEP A MAN.

    100. Pissed Off says – reply to this


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      WTF Perez!
      You have had all day, and you put up one blog! WTF is wrong with you?!

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