Where Have You Been????

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Forget Excedrin, Angelina Jolie can make our headache go away!

The mother of four has been busy at work , filming a new movie in Prague, and lying low. Until now.

The icon graces the pages of the August Vanity Fair in this striking new ad for St. John.

Wouldn't it be amazing if a magazine had the balls to place this opposite Maniston's VitaminWater advert????

Posted: Jul 14, 2007 at 7:24 pm / Email this »

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Gabe says – reply to this

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Aniston always eats everything on her plate because she cares so much about the starving children in China! Aniston saves water by brushing her teeth during a 3 minute shower while peddling BOTTLED tap water with electrolytes and a photo of her on it, because she cares so much about the 80% waste of plastic bottles not being recycled, and cares so much about products that are not necessary but deprive the consumers from their hard earn dollars.
Linda says – reply to this

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Angelina is in high demand! She has several movies in the work right now! Angelina is a very talented actress and did an incredible job on AMH. She will win another Oscar, you can take that to the bank. And Jennifer will likely have another date with another guy at some point in her life, and they will also break up before the 4th date.
Lisa says – reply to this

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Anyone who believes that a person would adopt or give birth to a child for public relations is insane. Anyone who criticizes a parent (mother or father) for hiring help with the care of their children while they are working must leave their own children unsupervised and should have CPS called on them. Angelina is very much a hands-on mother to her 4 children, but she also has work that she does. Does anyone think Princess Diana didn't take care of her children? Diana's sons have such strong memories of their mother because of their relationship. I can't believe how cruel some people are to insult children. Angelina, Brad and their 4 children are a family- and if you really cared about families you would leave them alone.
silas says – reply to this

404

she's been filming the role of 'Fox' in an adaptation of Mark Millar's "Wanted". very sexy, friendly and fun apparently………
Eve says – reply to this

405

Perez,
Please stop being so mean to Jennifer Aniston. She has not done anything to you, for you to always be so mean to her.
arthur says – reply to this

406

Lisa #407 either you're naive or so thoroughly sopped with fanaticism for Jolie that you're not thinking straight but celebs do things — including things involving kids — for publicity all the time!!
Do you think Joan Crawford adopted out of the good of her heart?!! Damn, girl, get a f*cking clue!!!
Eve says – reply to this

407

Perez,
Please stop being so mean to Jennifer Aniston.
dave the knave says – reply to this

408

Linda and Lisa (above) are the same person. jayzus moron, least try to disguise the writing style or something so its not so bloody obvious that you're making pointless arguments trying to chnage what people know to be true about her. Give it a rest Lisa/Linda/etc./ etc.
Joie de vive says – reply to this

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Can I just say something, please? SHE'S MOURNING THE DEATH OF HER MOTHER!!! When my grandmother passed away, my mom wouldn't eat and she shrunk down to nothing. Angelina has said it herself that she wishes that people would stop judging her weight because she's still grieving for her mom. So, cut it out and show some respect. I think she looks gorgeous in the picture. And I like Jen too, but did we REALLY think Jen could hold on to Brad Pitt???
Amber Zito says – reply to this

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Angelina was anorexic/and into self-abuse long before her mother got sick. She had a lapse into being meaty but that was short-lived.
Yeah, I thought Pitt and Anniston might stay together… when I saw the Diane Sawyer interview where Brad got all teary eyed about how much he loved Jen and how right she was for him… but Hollywood relationships are basically mirages, and that includes the Pitt/Jolie combo.
paulene says – reply to this

411

Half of what that suit cost could by a lot of rice for a Cambodian family or a lot of malaria treatment for an African kid and the ads buy into the culture that feeds the root of teh poverty in those nations..
Jolie is pretty but she's a hypocrite and self-serving and that keeps her from being beautiful.
goofygirl says – reply to this

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Cant she afford some food???
Doesnt Brad let her eat?
heretittytitty says – reply to this

413

IT'S SMART WATER DIP SHIT…….
gal says – reply to this

414

YUK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lyza says – reply to this

415

OH my god. So incredibly fifties. I've always wanted gloves like that
TEAMANISTON ALL THE WAYYY!!! angie is a homewrecking whore says – reply to this

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….it's SmartWater, Shitface. NOT vitamanwater. you really are useless most of the time, p-nasty.

p.s-i love you! haha
Julie says – reply to this

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Imitation is the most sincerest form of flattery. Lots of people try to copy Angelina. People must like what they see. Haven't seen any Jennifer Aniston wannabes out there, but Jennifer Aniston did copy Cousin It from the Adam's Family.
Tom says – reply to this

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Hey 420 - its shitwater
gina says – reply to this

419

Then they must not let you out of your cell often enough Julie #421 because Anniston's various hairstyles are among the most copied.

But anyway, being copied isn't any great recommendation… last time I checked Anniston didn't have a pttern of bedding only guys who are either 1)married or 2) in an ongoing relationship. That says a lot about a person right there, no matter how much she pouts her lips over refugees.
Jenny Shimizu says – reply to this

420

I saw Angelina in AMH and LMAO at her ridiculous attempt at an accent. I swear it was the smae one she used in her other flop "Alexander"

Oh, and by the way #421 "Julie says"

Angelina's the one that copied the Adams family a few years back … she dressed as Morticia on Oscar night and made out with her brother on national TV. Makes you wonder what they did that night in private doesn't it?
Julie says – reply to this

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Jennifer hasn't changed her hairstyle since they required her to do it every season on Friends. Her hair is so ugly.
Brenda says – reply to this

422

To Jenny/Gina - I never have wonder about what Angelina does alone at night. Love her work-but not into her sex life. Why are you?
Midgee says – reply to this

423

I love aniston, ange is nothing but a home wrecker and she doesnt even seem to love brad all she says is " we are bond by our kids" so basically she is using them as a leesh on him…
jank brock says – reply to this

424

What does anyone see in this ugly bitch. She looks like a cross betwixt her old man and a serpent. Jolee is fairly ugly
COCO says – reply to this

425

…Mother Teresa critized Madonna for "ilegally" adopting a kid, but Angie gave a "gift" of 1 million to the the adoption agency that aproved her last "acquisition". To adopt in Vietnam you must wait one year, she did it in 2 weeks. Great, eh? People rejected her movie becuase we know she want our money, but not our country. ….She wanted her biological daughter to be born in Nambidia instead of USA. Helloooo!

You can bet your life that I will never pay a cent to see any of her movies. I'm not even watching in DVD.-

Nambidia…This woman it's full of shit!
brad says – reply to this

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You can dress up a trashy homewrecker but in the end, she is still a trashy homewrecker. Nice try though.

ps…how much did they have to take in the size 0 so it would fit?
She's Fugly says – reply to this

427

If they Photoshopped her anymore, she'd look like Brad Pitt. Angie, you're still a whore!
Good Girl says – reply to this

428

It's interesting that this self-professed husband stealer, would be spotlighted with a halo….
Karma can work a person into righteous frenzy
*********** says – reply to this

429

I hate this bitch.
pippimarie says – reply to this

430

pretty!
meg says – reply to this

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423 Gina,

Yes Gina you are right , Manniston didn't have a pattern of bedding married men , she just have a pattern of bedding anything that moves !!! Go check on her track when she was doing friends moron!
She slept with Brad on the first date!! She slept with Vince on the first date!! She slept with paul on the first date !! and she is now banging what his face again immediately after dumping Paul and hooking up with the guy…… Right your Manniston is sure a fcuking motherwh*ring Theresa
Lily says – reply to this

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Geez, Meg assuming much? Unless you were there for all those beddings you state as fact you should really shut the eff up!
If you want to hate,then have at it. But, don't state your personal opinion about what you THINK happened as fact and then judge her for it.
That would be like me taking the fact that I THINK you are a rabid troll and calling the SPCA and stating it that you ARE a rabid troll and they need to take you to a shelter.
Muse says – reply to this

433

You know what is funny?
That is seems like in order to be a fan on one of them, you must feel violent hatred for the other.
Maybe it's possible to like (or hate)both and let thier personal BS go already.
SMR says – reply to this

434

I don't know why people think it was Brads fault for the break up. Do you really thinkhe chased her and she did nothing? HA! She went after him!!! She's a fake. She goesn't even pay attention to her kids. They mean nothing to her. Just a way for her to get more attention. I don't care that she's skinny, maybe she'll starve herself to death. There would be a party in my house that day. I wish people would finally see who she really is. it's so sad that some of you think she does so much good. I do more good than she does!
Skunkgelina says – reply to this

435

That whore is nothing but a fake, at least JA advertises a product she believes in. What's the point of adopting third world country children to be raised by hired nannies. Another publicity stunt just like her ad for St. John. Perez, when are you going to wake up and see her true colors. Wake up!!!!!
someone says – reply to this

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#403…I think thats hilarious, and true…#436…You must feel special, being in the room when Jen went to bed with all these guys on the first date…as for Brad..he must have liked it, he married her…as for Vince..I thought all the JA haters say that Jen didn't really have a relationship with VV..so how could she go to bed with him on a first date? And even if she did what your saying…so what..none of these guys were attached to anyone else ..unlike Jolie, who won't date or bed anyone who isn't with/married to another person…
Lisa says – reply to this

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How you see the world is simply a mirror of yourself. If you see Angelina as a whore who uses children for publicity and doesn't care about them; then you are really saying more about how you operate as a person–not Angelina. You attract to yourself what you give out. If you don't like it, change yourself.
Reality says – reply to this

438

Who CARES where she's been. Hopefully some hole - where she should stay. Lying bitch that she is!
Reality says – reply to this

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And Perez - you SAY you're about posting the truth. You missed the boat on Angelina - she's a lying ingrateful ho. She treats her fans like shit and acts as if they are idiots for being interested in her, rather than her causes. IDIOT doesn't realize that the onlly reason she can make the stands she makes in the ways she does is BECAUSE of her fans making her rich. I want to spew every time I see this anorexic lying whore. "I don't sleep with married men. I won't do what my father did." Excuse me bitch - Brad was still MARRIED when you got your ugly ass pregnant. Go fuck yourself, idiot!
MB says – reply to this

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I THINK THIS TO MUCH OF A CONTRADICTION. THE ST. JOHN CLOTHING LINE IS CLASSY, UNDERSTATED AND SOPHISTICATED. ANGELINA
IS MORE SUITED FOR SEXY EDGY ADS LIKE THOSE OF CHRISTIAN DIOR.
Beckto says – reply to this

441

She looks great and all… except why the hell is she wearing St. John?! I hate it when young beautiful women wear OLD LADIES' clothes. SUCK.
dcjean says – reply to this

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HMMMMMM…wow! U CAN ABSOLUTELY THE SICKO'S IN THIS THREAD. THESE ARE SCARY LOOKING AND HAS A FOULMOUTHED EDUCATION. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SEE THE SICKO'S DESPERATION. THESE ARE BEASTLY LOOKING WOMEN, HIDING BEHIND THEIR COPMUTER. THE TITLE WOULD BE " ANGIE THE BEAUTY & THE BEAST POSTERS.
SHE'S ON HEROIN says – reply to this

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She has a HUGE HEROIN PROBLEM. Perez knows. EVERYBODY KNOWS. Why does Perez ignore this?
fact checker says – reply to this

444

it's SMART WATER not vitamin water. Duh!
SV says – reply to this

445

She is so much classier than Maniston with her Huge chin and bug eyes.

It's not her fault that Jen carred more about her career then her husband. Deny all she wants, but all her talk about children and wanting a family… her next bf after Brad as Vince… King of the bachelor lifestyle, gambling man, and always up in Vegas with a cig in hand… yes, we so buy your "I really do want a fmaily now" act Jen. NOT!

Angelina has class and empathy and has done more for the WORLD then ALL of the maniston fans and haters and Maniston herself combined.

Just face facts, she is beautiful inside and out, people love her, and she's a great mom.
Kaye Neville says – reply to this

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JA used BP to get from the B list to the A list, then stalled for years about starting a family. Thought she'd spew one out at 40 (in vitro ala Courtney). The man was used by his mediocre (looks & talent) wife and when he finally tried to realize his dream (a family) his ex played it for all it was worth. Only problem is she overplayed her hand and now no one can look at her without thinking VICTIM. Hate all you want, AJ gave BP happiness. They are doing good things for this world, love their family and each other. Why doesn't anyone else see this?
Queen Angelina says – reply to this

447

Angie Angie Angie!!

Princess, where have you been? You still look as gorgeous as ever!
Brad Pitt's Woman ;D says – reply to this

448

Angelina, you are as beautiful as ever!!
flava says – reply to this

449

the failed movie star cum humanitarian cum husband stealer cum cum swallower is back!!

didn't the The Good Shepherd and the The Mighty Heart TANKED big time?

whose the FAILED MOVIE STAR now, huh, Perez cum Angelina's Butt Licker?
St.Morticia says – reply to this

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#441- What makes you think you can analyze those who dislike AJ? I dislike her because she's not a devoted mom. I have four children also. She abandoned her mother during her last days on earth. My mother recently passed away and I stayed by her side till her last days. She could've always continued her charity promo after her mother's passing. I'm not fat and ugly, in fact I'm better looking than average. This is not about jealousy; is about a selfish, greety, low moral values woman who tried to deceive us behind her masquarade. We're not fools like BP, AJ.
Yrys says – reply to this

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"michael in kansas" didn't you read some interviews she has done recently ? Her mother died in January, after a battle of 7 years with cancer . She found it ironic to got compliments for her lost of weight, when she lost it because she's in a rough patch. Sjhe said media shouldn't say sh'es more "beautiful", when in fact she's sick (or something like that) …
BELLA says – reply to this

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SHE IS A BI CUNT WHORE. A TRUE DEFINITION OF A SLUT AND TRAMP. PLUS A FUCKING PSYCHO BITCH WHO NEEDS TO GO TO COUNSELING. GET A CLUE PUBLICITY LOVER.
BB says – reply to this

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That St. John suit is fabulous!
Susan says – reply to this

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A common whore, slept with every guy & girl in Hollywood. Screws up a marriage, adopts children in groups from other countries. We have starving children here. What. she doesn't like kid from the United States?
Now she is a Saint? Put her in file 13 and lock the door please!!!!!!!
Terri says – reply to this

455

She is beautiful
Laura says – reply to this

456

I am so sick of this skanky loser. I wish she would fall off the planet.
Shay says – reply to this

457

Perez, I can't believe your an Angelina fan. Thought you were smarter than that. Oh well, someone has to believe the hype.
rachel says – reply to this

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SLOW it down ANGELina.

im not falling for it. i mean, i love her she's great. but she's not jackie kennedy. nor does she need to try.
she used to wear a vile of billy bobs blood AND she's a brother kisser. i dont care how big her sunglasses get.
Jacqueline says – reply to this

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Is she really only in her 30's? She looks like she's a decade older! What a charade, trying to make everyone think she's such a humanitarian! This is the chick that would cut herself and her partner while having sex because it was so "honest"!!!! What a psycho- those poor kids.
keith says – reply to this

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Skankelina is so sincere. Nice BOMB of a movie. Maybe the masses have figured out what a total bore/whore she is–snooze. Such a personal movie she took part in; she does have so much in common with the wife of a journalist that was beheaded. I can barely tell her and Marianne Pearl apart since they have so much in common. The only person that gives a worse interview is soon to be ex Brad.
Carrie says – reply to this

461

This is totally Mommy Dearest aka Joan Crawford!!!
C says – reply to this

462

maniston's doing smart water ads… not that it matters!
judith=) says – reply to this

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i lovee her=)