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Caption Me: A Match Made In Heaven

Filed under: Silly! > David Beckham > Caption Me

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Thanks Jessica S!

199 comments to “Caption Me: A Match Made In Heaven”

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  1. Steve says – reply to this


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    gross!

  2. Urias says – reply to this


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    I like u perez…but u gotta admit that looks wrong! LOL

  3. elldee says – reply to this


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    love it

  4. i hearts perez! says – reply to this


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    gorgeous couple!!!! love u Perez!!

  5. Bleau says – reply to this


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    Purrrrteeeeee

  6. YAY says – reply to this


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    YAY! PEREZ IS BETTER THAN POSH!

  7. Kim says – reply to this


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    You're a fool! hahahha

  8. yaya says – reply to this


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    hahah love it…..totally a better looking couple!!!!

  9. i fucked perez up da butt says – reply to this


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    first bitches

  10. Jbo says – reply to this


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    Wow - I hate to say it, but you make the cover look BETTER???? Is it possible?

  11. megO says – reply to this


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    Woah perez…what diet are you on?

  12. pp says – reply to this


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    heheah! i loooooove what uve done w ur hair perez!

  13. Zimmrmn says – reply to this


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    ummm….uncomfortable at best! *shudders*
    i find it hilarious that someone pissed in your drink at Tori's party yesterday ;)

  14. Lali says – reply to this


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    lolz!

  15. cristal says – reply to this


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    i love david!!!!!

  16. Trish says – reply to this


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    Haha that's cute.

  17. Lea says – reply to this


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    hotnesssssssssssssssssssssss

  18. Me says – reply to this


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    perez……..talk……[dot]……..com….. go and chat!

  19. Wrong!! says – reply to this


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    ha ha didn't notice a difference when i first looked at it!! lol

  20. Me says – reply to this


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    perez……..talk……[dot]……..com….. go and chat!!!

  21. kyle olson says – reply to this


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    my fantasy three some.

  22. Leo says – reply to this


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    HOTNESS

    perez u and Kathy need to do some videoblogs LMAO :)

    mwuah! :)

    www.vermontbooking.com

  23. leo says – reply to this


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    I bet ud swallow more than he can pump- i would! LOL :)

    mwuah luv ya bitch!

  24. mthfkr says – reply to this


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    Bitch, you look better than Vic.

  25. Katie says – reply to this


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    Perez… with that body you look like you need eat hunny!!!!!

  26. leo says – reply to this


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    PEREZ
    check out
    www.gokrupp.com
    this injustice needs the QUEEN OF ALL MEDIA'S ATTENTION!

  27. UKer says – reply to this


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    LOL how very dare you.
    you are so cute , i don't understand why people think that you're ugly.
    ok you may need to lose a bit of weight but you have a very cute face.

  28. cc says – reply to this


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    damn prez you are mini : )

  29. your not me says – reply to this


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    sure perez,,sure….i have to admit one of the best photos of u… :)

  30. ARich says – reply to this


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    aw youre so lucky perez =P

  31. Terese says – reply to this


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    He looks like a homophobe.

  32. Jesse says – reply to this


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    Becks is a sex beast.
    He makes me so horny :(

  33. Joe says – reply to this


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    Werk Bitch!…OVAH 4 U!!!

  34. Tess says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

  35. Kt says – reply to this


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    Perez, you look good with that hair.. scary but true

  36. oliver says – reply to this


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    Hey Pretzels! What a set of KNOCKERS!!!

  37. Dita says – reply to this


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    You look better than VB. Go you!

  38. v says – reply to this


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    :HAHAHAH:_)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))HAHAHAHAHA AT LEAST i can say you more sexy with your kilograms:)))ask Vicky to organize photshoot with becks, you said good about that where you mention and tell your husband to show his cock:))))))))))))))))viva perez!!

  39. nata says – reply to this


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    you look so sexy!

  40. s2k says – reply to this


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    Beautiful couple!

  41. nata says – reply to this


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    you bring the sexy back!

  42. ALLY says – reply to this


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    I LOVE IT! YOU ARE GREAT!!!

  43. SICK! says – reply to this


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    are you serious? thats fucking SICK as hell! no joke.

  44. invalidreality.wordpress.com says – reply to this


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    at first i thought there was nothing wrong with the picture….why because posh is uuuuuuuugly and so is perez…haha i kid…

  45. fab perez says – reply to this


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    wow Perez you lost so much weight…what's your secret?! But maybe you should lower the bar a bit…make it more believable by actually picking a guy that is gay too…

  46. Alex says – reply to this


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    oh yuck — you can do soooooo much better….. beckham is just another yutz in GQ clothing

  47. 2346 says – reply to this


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    I like that one. good job P

  48. marce says – reply to this


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    a match made in heaven if u had that pretty body victoria own but u don´t

  49. Daisy says – reply to this


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    Who is that guy posing with Perez?

  50. chinagirl1 says – reply to this


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    Classic.

  51. TANILLE says – reply to this


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    eew

  52. jolincas says – reply to this


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    gross
    this is just disgusting
    ur not vicky beckham, ur fat and talentless, she is a goddess… also, u and david make like the worst and most disgusting couple ever… so missmatch

  53. BLANCA says – reply to this


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    TOO SEXY FOR HIS SHIRT.

  54. feef says – reply to this


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    that scared me so much!!! but i love it! perez i love u tooooo!!!!!!!!!!! Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  55. Copperhead Road says – reply to this


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    Victoria is so phony anyway. Everything about her is fake… including her marriage. Becks has had more affairs than I've had BF's. That's why Vic's so insecure. That's why she dyed her hair blonde and had her boobs done. Being a Spice has-been isn't enough… when you're married to the hottest soccer dude on the plaent!

  56. Copperhead Road says – reply to this


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    Victoria is so phony anyway. Everything about her is fake… including her marriage. Becks has had more affairs than I've had BF's. That's why Vic's so insecure. That's why she dyed her hair blonde and had her boobs done. Being a Spice has-been isn't enough… when you're married to the hottest soccer dude on the planet!

  57. feef says – reply to this


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    jolincas sucks….

  58. ada says – reply to this


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    gosh the damm reality tv show is not even out and i want to vomit. i am double stuffed with the damm becks. kick their 60pounds asses out all ready..

  59. jimmy of thailand says – reply to this


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    I hate those stupid ugly tattoos… he RUINED his body with them. who would want to touch him? looks so ugly. and he has to life with them the rest of his life.

    what an idiot.

  60. alanis says – reply to this


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    DO YOU WANT FUCK WITH A REAL STAR ???
    take a look at this post on Craiglist
    this guy is a very famous actor in his country (Europe)
    he is here few months for filming and he is very horny……
    his fantasy is posting anonymously on the web, what he can’t do in his country
    H T T P : / / losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/cas/375224785.html

  61. omg says – reply to this


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    omg. like wtf. damn disgusting shit.

  62. Megs says – reply to this


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    I am a newcomer to perezhilton.com and I LOVE IT! I can't get enough and visit every day for reasons such as this picture - LMAO!

  63. Gilded Lily says – reply to this


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    YOU WISH

  64. eyyyfer says – reply to this


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    perez you were great on victorias special!!! yayy for primetime. love her so much & you too! only write nice things about her from now on! & hang out with her lots :) and meet her hotttt hott hubbys

  65. mr. Picklefeather says – reply to this


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    OMG I stared at that image for 2 minutes before I even noticed Pigez's fat face replaced Vicky's. They're almost twins!

  66. Leann says – reply to this


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    Nice–i am watching posh's show right now. I have to say she is funny! (u were fabulous by the way ) She won me over when she used the word "knickers" —love her!

  67. Kayla says – reply to this


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    Thats the best bod your ever gunna have Perez!!LOL

  68. youknowwho... says – reply to this


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    major

  69. Yulady says – reply to this


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    I AM WATCHING HER SHOW RITE NOW… IT IS JUST FANTASTIC
    SHE GORGEOUS TALENTED AND NOW I SEE SHE IS HILARIOUS…. NOW I HAVE BECOME A HUGE FAN OF HERS…

  70. frogsmama says – reply to this


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    It took me a minute…….you fit right in.

  71. Bird says – reply to this


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    awww

  72. One Way Ticket says – reply to this


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    Send these FUCKIN Losers back from where they came from.

  73. T says – reply to this


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    Becks gay?

  74. Ramirez says – reply to this


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    LOL loves it. Becks and Victoria are HOT!!!!!!!

  75. Darren says – reply to this


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    While I am sure Becks would like to have a man beside him instead of Plastic Posh, I don't think you are the one. Sorry buddy!

    However, if Becks wants a real man I would be happy to do whatever he wants me to do for him. I would even look after those charming sons whom the mother is only too happy to ignore.

    What is it that Posh does all day beside shop?

    Becks and Tom Cruise better not become BFFs - Tom will abuse poor David and he needs a real man not an alien.

  76. livingdoll says – reply to this


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    i love this new show with Posh & saw a glimsp of you Perez on an upcoming episode ..yay!

  77. livingdoll says – reply to this


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    i love this new show with Posh & saw a glimsp of you Perez on an upcoming episode … I love you on the shows;)

  78. zahria3 says – reply to this


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    LMAO!
    too funny!

  79. Michelle says – reply to this


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    I love the beckhams and especially victoria!

  80. Jackie says – reply to this


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    Love it! You should totally have that hair style. haha

  81. Yeah I said it! says – reply to this


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    I just finished watching Coming to America or whatever….I cannot believe I actually like Posh…she is pretty damn funny. I got a kick out of her knickers comment when referring to Paris and her little skit with the blow up doll had me roflmao. Perez you were pretty cool too…wtg!!

  82. brokeback fountain says – reply to this


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    STOP THE PRESSES

    THEY'RE MY NEW SLURPEES

    WATCH-OUT MALIBU

    PARIS HAS HERPEEEEEEEEEEZE!!!!!

  83. AJ says – reply to this


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    That is so wrong…ROFLOL!

  84. e.mel says – reply to this


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    Perez, my dear
    who the f*** did this mantage??? Why ist the subline not change?There is still Vics name???Unbeliveable!!!i Still luv ya site…Greetiz from Hamburg, Germany……….The crazy russian girl,loves ya site & You (even if you,like boy´s) )…(Excuse my mistaks (gramma, but its 3.30 Eu_time and Im just out of work..)We keep on smiling….???

  85. venus says – reply to this


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    LOL at last, i don't feel like tossing my cookies. perez, you're loads cuter! looking at spice girl's dour, what-passes-for-a-pout mug always gives me indigestion.

  86. Anster says – reply to this


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    you look kinda like victoria beckom

  87. mtg says – reply to this


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    In your fucking dreams, you fat disgusting mess.

  88. lucy says – reply to this


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    perez looks disgusting and he is a mean bitch!

  89. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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    Ewwwwwww No Thanks !

    Now Christian Bale.. I might have to think about that one.. are a nice 3 way !

  90. Andie says – reply to this


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    HA! oh man… i didn't even notice that was perez' face at first.

  91. lefreak says – reply to this


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    perez, is becks doing you from behind? lucky homo…

  92. LADude says – reply to this


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    Hey Perez…. I was at Tori and Dean’s Party yesterday. One question though. It was about 85 degrees outside, and you were wearing yellow sweat/track pants, and an orange disgusting puffy jacket. Are you crazy???? It showed how low class you are. Also, pretty much everyone there hates your guts. Someone even pissed in one of your drinks. You are a Hollywood joke. It took every fiber in my body not to kick your pathetic ass.

  93. Suzy says – reply to this


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    Perez~ you were fabulous on Victoria's special tonight!!! You were absolutely adorable!!!

  94. Courtie says – reply to this


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    Posh is so major, she really is. luv her! Be nice Perez!

  95. christopher says – reply to this


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    you should never put anything over Victoria's face.
    she's the hot one of the two.

  96. MISSY says – reply to this


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    I'M STILL LAUGHING..THATS HILARIOUS

  97. ~*h!y@*~ says – reply to this


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    who is victoria supposed 2 b?

  98. Cara says – reply to this


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    PEREZ! you would make one sexy victoria beckham! You look better with david anyway… of course!

  99. Yeah, right says – reply to this


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    She's so hot. You're disgusting. Fug

  100. nick says – reply to this


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    this is fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!

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