Caption Me: A Match Made In Heaven

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Posted: Jul 16, 2007 at 6:18 pm / Email this »

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Rachel says – reply to this

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lol
i love it!
@$hL3y says – reply to this

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Who wouldnt like a hunk like Beck the papi is looking so Yummy
Ciara says – reply to this

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LMAO!
That made me laugh. ohh Perez i know you dream of him. I watched you on Victoria Beckham coming to america. haha you looked soo scared haha!
You're soo funny!! CANADA LOVES YOU! at least i do lmao.
Suziee says – reply to this

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Um…that is disgusting.
Perez you should take some dieting tips from her.
MC says – reply to this

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That is just scary…
gig says – reply to this

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waaaaaaay better! I just got my issue delivered on Friday, and the Beckhams look like the worst matched 'couple' on the planet… and I suppose now Becks is supposed to be the savior of soccer in the US…. ugh/ I used to love soccer, now I feel stressed out
Amy says – reply to this

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Perez,
You look great next to this hot star but lets face it. Everyone is going to in love with Victoria. I love your bitchiness but I think this time bee nice.
Love you and have some good scoop for you in the future.
Amy
KrissC says – reply to this

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Don't smile baby, David likes em' pouty and SKINNY sorry to burst your gay bubble darling.
too funny says – reply to this

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perez wants to be posh. i like it.
Miss Me says – reply to this

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actually very funny! lol
zana says – reply to this

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caption? What Victoria looks like if she really does eat a cookie!
Ma Cho says – reply to this

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Brilliant!
Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
flagal says – reply to this

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I saw you on Victoria Beckhams show tonight on NBC! Very amusing and actually a little real. LOVES IT! I'm sure Victoria is loving it too!
jonathan says – reply to this

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wow perez is lookin soo thin in this pic
lmaooooo
Lynette says – reply to this

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Come on Perez bring Victoria back… that is one hot woman. I would give anything for one night with her.
cliff says – reply to this

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these losers have nothing to offer the US. Go back to Britain you losers. Money isn't everything. If you lost it all, would you still be famous? wouldn't you rather be famous for something other than wealth?
masee says – reply to this

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Two absolutely stunning human species! They define the meaning of beauty, style, fashion, style, and class! And they seem to be somewhat humble even with all the fame and money they have.
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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"Now that we are married, Beck honey, let's talk about tattoo removal and hair plugs for you…and I want to start eating food again…and the garbage needs taken out…and clean the loo…"

Rash Manly therashreport.com
clary says – reply to this

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i love perez…..you look better and you have nose than vic
Scott says – reply to this

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Go get em Baby Boy!!

WOULD YOU PEREZ HATERS PLEASE JUST GO CRAWL BACK IN YOUR HOLES! YOU ARE NOT FUNNY, YOU'RE ALL WRONG AND YOU ALL NEED TO TAKE A SERIOUS LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND LEAVE BABY BOY THE F*CK ALONE!
ak says – reply to this

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cute
marce says – reply to this

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oh my god that is awesome! By the way I saw you with Victoria Beckham tonight- hillarious!!! I love her though- put better pics of her and her hunky man- to which you must share with me!
Joey Diggs says – reply to this

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Please..no more soccer. We can't take it. So many articles about a sport NO ONE HERE WATCHES EVER! My Lord it's as if there were 10,000 articles about NFL football, or baseball in Europe. It has no relevance! Please, get your shill money from another source! Spare us this boring soccer and the spice girl!
SomethingNew says – reply to this

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Joey, quite frankly I wish the NFL, baseball and the like would just take its homophobia and crime ridden rosters and just go *AWAY*. American sports, which coudl be cool if done right, are a relic of a land long ago and far, far away that few can relate to today.
Joey Diggs says – reply to this

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SomethingNew: LOL. Yes, you're going to redefine the paradigm! Americans will watch soccer now, because 3 europeons that own newspapers deign it? I don't think the NFL, NHL, NBA, baseball etc are in jeopardy because a soccer player moved here, even if USAToday runs a "So what's all this about soccer I hear?" type article. There is just no fucking chance for soccer here - it will NEVER HAPPEN unless the Spaniards invade.
phantasm says – reply to this

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Haha this is crazy. But it will look better with me.

btw. Paris better move out of L.A. cause Posh is taking L.A. as her teritorry.
FUGLY says – reply to this

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wow, finally posh spice looks half decent. what beautiful eyes you have! you guys look like a much better pair than the other hooker lookin bitch.
gabriel says – reply to this

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you look like gina glocksen from american idol in that pic
Soft says – reply to this

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Absolutely hilarious Perez. Love it. Your much better looking that Victoria. Saw her show, she's such a desperate woman and she sucks big time. Loved you on it though!
Art says – reply to this

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Now you got to work on your british gurl!
Me says – reply to this

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I seriously couldn't tell the difference until I read the comments and figured it out…
BREE says – reply to this

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Now,this lmfao this is your best work ever lmfao i love you perez espacilly on beckckham's body woo! you go girl/man lol jkjk i love you
HAYWOOD says – reply to this

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This is shityourpants funny !
angela says – reply to this

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damn who's that sexy bitch next to him?!
JB says – reply to this

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you're fab
s says – reply to this

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funnies thing in weeks! hilarious!
Rachsmo says – reply to this

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LOL thats funny, better watch out for Victoria… she might get mad with you for posing half naked in a magazine with her husband.
Angel says – reply to this

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Funny pic, but you need to work on your hair. If you want to look fabulous like the Beck's, then you need to get a better cut and color. Don't you people out in LA land have a decent gay stylist?
debbie says – reply to this

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LOL… I couldn't figure out what the hell was wrong with Posh's face at first… then duh.. it hit me. It's you perez! You nut! haha
tru says – reply to this

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LOL i didnt realize what changed at first bc i wasnt looking at her face too much i had seen the picture and was like i dont get it…. lol then iwas like THATS PNASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay

def match made in heaven hahahah
Perez Power says – reply to this

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Perez this is the best thing you've posted in a while, this is seriously funny. I had to do a double take on the photo, just hilarious. You know and I know that David still needs to come clean and get out of the closet. Your better looking than her thats for sure.

Saw that show of victoria coming to america. What a pile of shit it was, I feel ashamed to be British after watching that crap. She tries too hard to be funny, and I dont think there was anytime during that show that she was actually being herself. It was too scripted.
mimi says – reply to this

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww u dirty waste of exuse for a human being ps the email ad and my name is FAKE HAH
Laurie Lu says – reply to this

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The smile on Posh's face is what gave it away to me otherwise I wouldn't have noticed. Dude looks like a lady!
Sara says – reply to this

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It took me a little second to realize what was wrong with the picture! Perez your hot!!!!
tone says – reply to this

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perez all i have to say is becareful cause victoria may give you another little visit.
N. says – reply to this

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jaja….love it…. you look much better than Victoria.
desiree says – reply to this

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That is the hardest I have ever laughed at your website.
Effing Funny!!!
KC says – reply to this

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OH MY GOD PERREZ UR BOOBS SHRANK!
Blondie says – reply to this

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that's hot and gross at the same time
Anastasia says – reply to this

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I watched Victoria's show tonight in Sydney, and awwww I thought you were a bitch on wheels, but you bought Victoria a cookie. What is there about David not to like?
Allara says – reply to this

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Perez you are like MASTERCARD: priceless!!!!!
Love you!
Ha! Ha! says – reply to this

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Ok, Ok,… Usually I'd take a swipe at Perez.. but that is a funny cover. I'm still chuckling. However, You're still a pig Perez. Fuck you! Couldn't help myself.
GeorgiaBoy says – reply to this

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Saw the show last night..LOVE Posh Beckham..She's real!!!
Eliann says – reply to this

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LOL!!!!!! That is freakin awesome!!!!!! ♥
Michelle says – reply to this

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Your not VB. Shes perfect.
Michelle says – reply to this

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Your not VB. Shes "Major"!
angela says – reply to this

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hahahaha, i love it.
sweetili says – reply to this

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ummmmm isnt my baby beck gorgeous!!!!, gosh this man its beautiful!!
lisa says – reply to this

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LOL! Perez you are sooooooooooooooooo stupid; luv it!
texasangel says – reply to this

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Perez you are so way prettier than VB!!! I know DB will want you now!!!!!
CBlue says – reply to this

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You are such a pig! Victoria Beckham sough you out, tried to be nice and you are still slamming her! Why - because no one has anything nice to say about you, you have to be a twit to everyone else who makes more money than you do (coffee shop for an office?? nice…)
I never paid much attention to who you were - no I know why - you are a waste oxygen!
Cblue says – reply to this

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You are a pig! VB sought you out, tried to be nice and you still slam her. She gave you more press than you probably ever got before!
Makes me wonder what kind of a miserable person you are that you can find no other way to make a living (which it can't be that good considering your wardrobe) than to be mean spirited and rude to people who have done nothing to you!
mb says – reply to this

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Dream on Perez… Dream on!!
meghan says – reply to this

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you got stop being mean to victoria next time i hope she kill you for what you are doing and not end up likeing you
SJ says – reply to this

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This looks way better!!
honeydoo says – reply to this

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NOT GOING TO HAPPEN,EVEN IN YOUR WORSE NIGHTMARE piggy
Tanesha says – reply to this

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IDIOT!
lucy says – reply to this

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lmaooooo!!!! nice nice i like ,,,,, david looks soo darn good man!!1 i will fuck him in a minute!!
claire says – reply to this

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U WISH PEREZ!!
U LOVE IT!
daniel says – reply to this

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Fat Perez hasn't been that skinny since he was shit out of his mothers cunt.
Ashley says – reply to this

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Thats why you give Posh so much crap…you want her man!!
Lucia says – reply to this

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LOL Victoria is better good looking!!
kimberly says – reply to this

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fuckin hillarious!!
Beck says – reply to this

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Dude,
Omg
You soooo wish you looked half as what VIctoria looks like.
Your full of shit, you're just jealous of her,
Lame ass fucker.
Harold the Diva says – reply to this

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I love your site, and I love your humor! Keep up the good work, and if you want a good taste of the midwest per Oklahoma … check out HNOKC.COM … I write the Dish.

Lates
H3 > the Diva
Dylan says – reply to this

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You wish bitch
Rosie_Bembom_Loudon says – reply to this

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Mmmm, hot!!!
Allara says – reply to this

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TO EVERYONE THAT WANTS PEREZ NOT TO BE MEAN TO PISHPOSHSNOSH:

ARE YOU SERIOUS?????????????????????

SLAM ON PEREZ - YOUR 'PERVERSITY' SHOULD HELP HER SHED SOME WEIGHT!
Sarah says – reply to this

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lol this is hilarious…
someone has got to teach m how to do that
grik says – reply to this

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lol Perez! He should dump her for real and pick up with you.
Gabe says – reply to this

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gross.
Victoria NYC says – reply to this

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DAVID WISHES!
NU-B says – reply to this

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For a sec i thought it was her… you just made me realize she looks like a man with a mustache and big fake tits
Sam says – reply to this

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Funny
Alicia says – reply to this

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cookiemonster says – reply to this

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i love this pic
amanda says – reply to this

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perez-you look fabulous in your underwear, haha
amanda says – reply to this

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perez- you look excellent in underwear-hahaha
carcar03 says – reply to this

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ew thats hid.. lol ..
Miss Deirdre Halliwell says – reply to this

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The pics look too 'posed'. Neither sexy or interesting. Her lying on the bed with him on top? Looks like a gay man experementing with his lady friend…

As for her turning up to 'get you' on her 'show'…PLEASE! How desperate is that woman to hunt you down for daring to write about her?! Sad sad sad woman!

As for you Perez…you have more talent, wit and style than that walking match stick will ever have!
this is so dumb says – reply to this

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honestly anyone who has time to do this is retarted and has no life
like seriously leave the pic alone and go do things that matter in life
Jing says – reply to this

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LMFAO so halarious!
Allie says – reply to this

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thats VERY GROSS Shes way pretty then u!!!!!!!!!
ameriewest says – reply to this

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r u gay perez???
KELLI says – reply to this

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CLASSIC

YOU HOT BITCH YOU
LaShekua Speaks says – reply to this

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Once again child, you do the same things that me and my friends do in our rooms while gossiping about others - like posting a picture of yourself over VB's face as if stealing her man. Steal her man - I'd like to see you to go at it in printed word…meow [tight, curt].
tamara doubra says – reply to this

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what a wonderful combination of style,indeed,cynosure of all eyes. You are great.
nancy says – reply to this

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HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gil says – reply to this

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OH MY GOOOD!!!! HE IS SO HOT…..I WANNA BE POSH