Dina Lohan…Coming To Television!
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Finally! FINALLY!!!
The moment we've been waiting for is about to arrive. The craziest bitch of the overbearing stage mothers, Dina Lohan, is coming to TV.
The hard-pAArtying mom is working on a show with the E! channel.
The Soup host Joel McHale revealed that tidbit during an interview with the Kidd Chris radio show in Philadelphia on Monday afternoon.
McHale also said that the network regularly tries to censor him, demanding him to go easy on certain celebs and not satirize them so severely. Such a demand was recently made of Dina Lohan, he said.
Click here to listen to a podcast of Joel's interview.
We can't wait for Dina's show. That's going to be such a trainwreck!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
If You Are Easily Offended…..
Fighting The Brave Fight
first
LAST!!!
Lindsay is actually going to look worse than this.
PEREZ IS OBESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! change the animated picture that you wish you look like fat ass!!
What kind of show could they possibly make about her? BO-RING
She's ugly…
damn it i jus wanna be 1st for once!
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second!
she looks like a chav :p
It's "The Soup" not Talk Soup. They changed it because people were bored of the show. Joel McHale is amazing and I can't believe the network tries to censor him. It's sad. But White Oprah's show is going down the drain. No one likes a showbiz mom. xoxoxo- Yeoshina
www.myspace.com/yeoshinaxrevenge
It's THE SOUP, not TALK SOUP. That's what it used to be called, silly.
I've been first before, it's no big deal. Maybe I can say that because I've been first before.
Anyhoo, it's nothing special.
I can't believe this beeeeotch might get her own show.
Oh my gosh she is one ugly beast! Like mother like daughter.
Eww at the thought of her on tv, and wtf is wrong with the network? I love the soup and Joel McHale it wouldn't be the same .
How come no one mentioned their excellent John Mark Karr interview?
hahahha
im so excited.
I love Lindsay and hate her stupid bitch uglyass mom, but this will be pure lame but amazing entertainment.
wtf !?? look @ what this crazy bitch popped out- she gave us that crack whore … n she really expects us 2 like her now?? this chick is useless- go committ suicide asap-
Please no. Please please…no.
ooohh lordy.
ANOTHER one with a reality tv show?
oh well, i'm probably gunna watch it anyway.
and btw i cant WAIT for perez's show!!
xox
I LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are so awesome, you make me laugh all the time. BOO to the Lohans! yuck!
I guess you only need to be a herpes infested coke whore and spawn whore children to get your own TV show. She is a joke…why are people even entertaining this. She is a coke whore, just like her daughter. Please people wake up.
I'm so glad you said the show will be a TRAIN WRECK. What qualifications does this bi-yatch have to give advice to ANYONE about ANYTHING?
Potential topics, lets see: how about:
HOW TO RAISE YOUR CHILDREN, no.
HOW TO KEEP YOUR CHILDREN OFF DRUGS, no.
HOW TO HAVE A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE, no.
Joel McHale is gay
Isn't about the time when she commits suicide from being such a horrible mother to her daughter?????????????????????????
This bitch is getting a show? WTF? She looks as cracked out as her daughter and needs to wear age appropriate clothes. If this was my mom I would slice my wrists. YO DINA… GO FIND A GYM FOR THOSE LOVE HANDLES!
gross
I could have a show too. Im very important. Im a therapist, yes I am. I deserve a show. I am great. I am fucking God people. Yes I am, right here in Florida. I am God.
Such a lost person… Please, make her go away. Just craving for attention.
well, maybe to comparison, lindsay will actually look somewhat respectable. bahahahaaaa!
oh god, i crack myself up.
What happened to those not a Rockette?
I wanna hear more about that!
There is no record of Dina Lohan EVER being a Rockette!
why do ppls have to hate dina so much, maybe it was just a rumors. leave her alone. she was nice in person. some ppls who abt her age gone the same shit as her, and who fucking cares. she want to have fun and who care how old is she! idc how bad she was to be a mother. mothers love to be fun and being stupid. it middle ages do.
NICE ROLL
i love joel!!!!
OH MY, PEREZ!!!!!
Jealous are we???
Do you think people are actually going to want to watch a fat, ugly homosexual with a bloated ego, hideous hair and delusions of grandeur? haha! They'll be laughing at you, not with you, trust me.
We'll see who does better in the ratings pal.
Dina Lohan
#1
PEREZ you best not be siding with this bitch. She is a fuckin succubus. She deserves no attention. AT all.
She's such trash . . .
What a shame. She needs to take care of her other children while she has the chance and not let them end up like….her….her husband….AND Lindsey. It's true what they say about it running in the family….I'm a hapinstance, too.
Ha Ha! Now Ronson is suing your fat ass, you filthy swine! Hopefully that will close you down, blood sucking leech. You do show what needs to be shown all the time but you also ram too much gay shit down everyone's throat. There is nothing worse than an elitist gay, especially a fat one named Mario! Ha Ha!
LINDSAY LOHAN IS A WHORE
DINA LOHAN IS A BORE
BLOW JOB TWINS THEY MAY BE
SEMEN HAGS ETERNALLY
E needs to realize that people watch Joel McHale to hear rant about Ryan Seacrest and celebrities. If you censor him, people might have to censor the E show. If he was banging the CEO of E! like Chelsea Handler, Joel wouldn't be told to stop the celebrity trashy. Handler trashes celebrities. have you seen her promo for her late night show?
N O F A W K I N G W A Y. And John F. Kennedy was assassinated?!?!?!? Why doesn't someone kill this fawking bitch?!?!?!?!?
aww i love joel and the soup. too bad he's being censored, these vapid cunts deserve it.
PEOPLE! It was never called Talk Soup! That was a show on in the 90's or something…I don't know, it was before my time. Anyway, it used to be called "The What the Awards," and then they changed it to "The Soup."
I heard about Dina talking to E! about a show on E!News a while ago…it's funny now that it's actually happening.
Oh! And I found a better link than Perez gave, because I couldn't find the interview from his link, so here you go:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIDtxittYxs
HELLO BLOGGERS!
WRITE TO ME IF YOU THINK I WILL DO BETTER IN THE RATINGS THAN THIS RACIST HATER!
THANKS!
LOVE DINA LOHAN
DinaLohan44@gmail.com
lindsay lohan iz sooooo fuckin ugly hoo has nasty freckles all over her body and iz desperate to get attention just like her mom!
God Help Us!!! She's a bigger cum dump than her daughter! I'm cancelling my subscription to cable….this is pathetic!
Hey Perez…. I was at Tori and Dean’s Party yesterday. One question though. It was about 85 degrees outside, and you were wearing yellow sweat/track pants, and an orange disgusting puffy jacket. Are you crazy???? It showed how low class you are. Also, pretty much everyone there hates your guts. Someone even pissed in one of your drinks. You are a Hollywood joke. It took every fiber in my body not to kick your pathetic ass.
Joel should not have to worry about going soft on the "celebs", that is not why people tune into watch his show.
They fuck up.. Joel goes in for the kill.
As for Dina's new show.. I would not put it past her to be the one who is leaking photos of LL to the press.. just to keep her name in the press.
NEWS ALERT****
AL SHARPTON and OJ SIMPSON to star in a new reality show entitled NAPPY BRONCO'S.
BRITNEY SPEARS to star in E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY: DRUGGED OUT HILLBILLIES (THE CELLULITE EDITION)
MS. SPEARS WILL ALSO FRONT A NEW REALITY SHOW ENTITLED: PUTTY TAT: WHY DOUCHES SHOULD BE MANDATORY.
RUMOUR HAS IT PARIS HILTON IS IN NEGOTIATIONS WITH VALTREX FOR A 3 YEAR STINT AS THEIR HERPES SPOKESQUEEN.
ACCORDING TO ONE POSTER ON PEREZHILTON.COM
SHE COULD ALSO BE THE NEXT DENTAL FLOSS CHIC.
SEEMS MS. HILTON FLOSSES WITH FORESKIN.
ACCORDING TO A NEW WEBSITE BEING LAUNCED WWW.YOURSOOOOOOSOOOOOOHISTORYBITCH.COM
SHANNEN DOHERTY IS VOTED #1 HAS BEEN.
STAY TUNED.
MORE ON THE WAY…
Ew! Lindsey's mom makes me want to puke even more than Lindsey does. Seriously what an ass bag, she's totally living through her daughter. It's no wonder Lindsey's so Effed up, look at what she has as a role model!! Dina needs to act her age and start thinking about her family instead of her wannabe fame!
I have a secret crush on Joel McHale…he's smart and funny…that's what makes him hot.
As for Dina Lohan…she better not be giving parenting advice!
What a waste of entertainment space. Almost as bad as Nasty ass New York and her Man looking Mom from I Love NEW YORK (NOT) that ugly too much make up wearing Bi@tch) Now I have to look at ugly Tossed Up Lohan's Mom. And I Love E! Guess I'll just catch a glimps of the HAG as I switch channels. Who gave them the brilliant idea that anyone wants to hear from that SNATCH!!!!
I can't stand her. I really think she's trying to get attention and trying to stay young. I kinda feel sorry Lindsey Lohan, she has a mother that is trying to be her younger sister. I wish she would just go away.
That dude behind Dina looks a lot like Tara Reid's tard brother…
I love joel McHale! So proud that he's from Seattle, he cracks me up. He should be uncensored, especially when it comes to people like Dina, god she's trashy!
His show is "The Soup", not "Talk Soup".
R U KIDDING? she's gonna have a sex tape out soon too i bet…….
I lov u perez!
I wish her a lot of luck…she's a pretty lady, she looks like my best friend. I bet people are going to see some raw talent there.
DOESN'T SHE SEE HER MUFFIN TOP….A REAL BLISTER AND BAD MOMMY
if that was my mom……. i'd make fun of her too! if dina was any more orange she could be a teletubby with her little pouch .. perez u forgot to circle her tummy tum tum.. maybe she should stop stealing lindsays clothes
She looks pretty fucking good for a woman of 44 who had kids!
GREEN ACRES IS THE PLACE TO BE
HERPES HILTON IS AN S.T.D.
I JUST ADORE A PENTHOUSE VIEW
PARIS' TWAT IS AN AVENUE!!!
DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH
THE SORES
DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH
THE WHORES
HILTON'S A SKANK
AND A SPERM BANK
GREEN ACRES WE ARE THERE
DUH DUH!!!
To whit to woo, to wit to whee,
Jizzerball's wife just cannot see.
If she could she’d die of fright,
Jizzball's cock ‘s too small to bite.
Damn too bad The Soup tries to censor Joel but then you should know all about that perez you are bought off by paris shiton and amy whorehouse and all those other lame brit "celebs"
……………Hey Perez…. I was at Tori and Dean’s Party yesterday. One question though. It was about 85 degrees outside, and you were wearing yellow sweat/track pants, and an orange disgusting puffy jacket. Are you crazy???? It showed how low class you are. Also, pretty much everyone there hates your guts. Someone even pissed in one of your drinks. You are a Hollywood joke. It took every fiber in my body not to kick your pathetic ass.
total Milf!
I'd totally do both her and Michael Lohan.
fucking HAWT!!!
I have such hatred for this woman. I absolutely cannot stand her. She's a perfect example of a desperate white woman who's clinging to her youth with every last fiber of her being. Just look at the hair, the face, the clothes, the fake tan. I'm sickened every time I see photos of her out at the clubs with her daughter, smiling with a glass of champagne in her well-manicured hands. She pays people to notify the paparazzi of her daugther's whereabouts; she craves the spotlight; she's an absolutely horrible mother (and I use that word lightly); and an example of what's wrong with parenting today. Why oh why is this woman allowed on television? She really needs a good smack across the face, and I'd be happy to supply a hand.
The Lohan women are trailer-fabulous. I can't wait til the little one realises she has boobs… perhaps she can run for president. Like totally.
Hey muffin-topper.
OH YES, KIDDIES!! WE WILL GET TO WATCH AS SHE FUCKS UP THE OTHER 2 JUST AS BAD AS SHE FUCKED UP LINDSAY, ALL UNDER THE GUISE OF WATCHING HER GUIDE THEM TO STARDOM AS—MOMAGER
Their only saving grace is that their psycho father is still not living in the same house with them. They do, however, have the added "mom's a big ho" drama.
…Hey Perez…. I was at Tori and Dean’s Party yesterday. One question though. It was about 85 degrees outside, and you were wearing yellow sweat/track pants, and an orange disgusting puffy jacket. Are you crazy???? It showed how low class you are. Also, pretty much everyone there hates your guts. Someone even pissed in one of your drinks. You are a Hollywood joke. It took every fiber in my body not to kick your pathetic ass.
Looks like a Tranny!
such a trainwreck.. just like urs
Are you kidding??? Who in the world would be interested to watch Dina Lohan's show?
She is sooo gross and a horrible mom!
www.celebsugar.blogspot.com
I wouldn't watch Dina Lohan. Nobody wants to e mail you either Dina. So… go blow your horn with your daughter somewhere else. Your freckel laden old camel toe orange cum swallowing poor excuse for a mother. Take digs at Perez's sexuality… it shows how big of a woman you are… and immature…. just like your whore daughter with the same freckels on her fake tits.
Dina Lohan = Britney in 10 years or so… and don't worry– I have seen pics of the youngest one (prettier than Lindsay or her mom) - and she is already sporting age TOTALLY NOT appropriate swim suits.
NEWS FLASH 2****
THIS JUST IN…
ELISABETH HASSELSNATCH IS RUMOURED TO BE TALKS WITH 'DEPENDS' UNDERGARMENTS. SEEMS THE DIM-WITTED TALK SHOW SKANK ENJOYS TALKING ABOUT SELF URINATION - AND SELF URINATING!!!!
TALK AROUND TOWN IS ELISHA CUTHBERT HAS A LITTLE CRUSH ON PARIS HILTON. TO WHICH I RESPOND: "ELISHA, PLEASE STAY OUTTA MALIBU. SEEMS PARIS HAS PUT THE ENTIRE COLONY ON A HERPES ALERT!!!"
CHARLES MANSON IS RUMOURED TO BE WRITING A BOOK OF POEMS. I HAVE A SNEAK PEEK OF ONE BELOW…
OJ SIMPSON TOOK A KNIFE
OJ SIMPSON KILLED HIS WIFE
WHEN HE SAW WHAT HE'D DONE
HE AND AL WENT ON THE RUN
HMMMM… ROCK ON CHARLIE!!!
Stay tuned. More news on the way!!!!
DINA DO US A FAVOR AND NEVER COMPARE YOURSELF TO OPRAH. EVER.
FRECK and LIL FRECK - That is what you need to start calling Dinah and Lindsay.
She may be a MILF but she has no talent for TV!
dina lohan will never be an white oprah, oprah is inspirational show. the only thing this bitch is famous for is being an enabler to her daughter.
Joel McHale is my favorite person EVER!
holy tight pants/tummy roll.
If everything's televised, it can lead to interventions….
muffin top
75 degrees is NOT extreme heat. Come to Iowa…90 degrees is extreme. I would have worn that orange coat too…. 75 is not that hot.
75 degrees is a chill where I come from….Dina sucks wormy asshole.
Oprah would eat Dina for a snack.
Thank Goodness….Another show to keep our minds off the daily BS…I personally can't wait…'Ya know it's gonna suck, even more than her daughter…What's the title going to be?!?!?!
"Mom of FireCrotch"
"The FireCrotch Crazy Hour"
We could go on and on…Just make sure you Tivo it, it will probably only be on for 2 or 3 episodes, you know the TV studio people wont be able to put up with that crazy bitch, she will get fired. Gonna be fun TV. YAH!
xox & Peace, ilona rose
Well, at least she didn't get Rosie's job on "The View"…she was really dreamin' with that one!
Nice Muffin Top!
OMG.
Nice Muffin Top, eh?
I agree with the ladies on The View. Leave the kids alone. Making fun of Dina or Lindsay is one thing, but leave Lindsay's little brother & sister alone (and all kids!!). You could permanently damage their self esteem.
You make fun of an innocent child, and you are asking for some bad karma.
jesus, it just goes to show that you dont need talent to be on tv, they'll put any old asshole on.
She is sooooo Long Island!
OMFG!!!!
I HATE HER FUGLY ASS!!!!
DIE ALREADY.
will the show make it to the first episode
wannabe
she needs lots of sex. that will calm her down.
My mother died 5 years ago, but I'm so glad she was the way she was. A happy women, always up, very innocent and very much in love with my father. She worked outside the house, but always was there for me and my brother. She cooked every night and every night we seated on the table and had a nice dinner together. Simple things that make a family. Such a sweete lady mas mother, she was really the happiness of our home.
I see Dinah Lohan and I realize why Lindsay was in rehab at 20. This is a selfish, movie star wannebe who craves for attention and don't really love her daughter. She loves her self first. Hope Lindsay find in her heart to be a good person in spite of her parents.