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Awww, shucks! Golly geee. Did I do that?

Probably not!

Maybe she feels guilty?

Jessica Simpson feigns modesty at the launch of her swimsuit line in South Beach this past weekend as part of Miami Fashion Week.

Who here really thinks Jessica Simpson is actually designing any bikinis and one-pieces????

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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118 comments to “Don't Be Embarrased”

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  1. Tit Man says – reply to this


    1

    design?
    she cant read…..
    all she can do is give a very good BJ to the producers for a part in a film.

  2. tiffy says – reply to this


    2

    at least she ll have something to wear this summer!!!

  3. Linda says – reply to this


    3

    OMG…enough of this one already!!

  4. me says – reply to this


    4

    Did you happen to SEE the suits? UGLY!!! She probably was the one who said "can you add a ruffle there?" and that was her contribution…

  5. ;) says – reply to this


    5

    first!

  6. Lib says – reply to this


    6

    You're kidding, right? I guess the record sales have dwindled, the money is going, going, gone….I wouldn't buy a dishrag from this chick.

  7. THE REAL AND ONLY MISSMILA says – reply to this


    7

    DESIGNER, NO..DITZ, YES!

  8. virg says – reply to this


    8

    does her mother ever leave her side?

  9. steph says – reply to this


    9

    Is that Britney? Ahaha. I'm kidding…

  10. Yeoshina says – reply to this


    10

    You so know Ken Paves designed that entire line. And those swimsuits were hella ugly! Only the hardcore Jessica fans are going to buy them. All two of them. XD
    xoxoxo- Yeoshina
    www.myspace.com/yeoshinaxrevenge

  11. Brad Pitt says – reply to this


    11

    celebrity i the shit, isn't it ? I mean, here we have a girl, who is average at best, yet still has a name to take credit for things she had nothing to do with…she has ghost-designers, like most celebs. yay.

  12. ugly mexican says – reply to this


    12

    shes f ing hott!

  13. Keepin Real says – reply to this


    13

    Designer? She can barely dress herself. She looks like a tranny in that dress, and her mother looks doughy and prune face. The only money she should be making is from working the streets.

  14. Laurie Lu says – reply to this


    14

    And yet she wears a long dress to her premiere? That girl needs to work it!

  15. Leet says – reply to this


    15

    Your chance to be on the NEXT biggest reality show–and possibly win the coveted $1,000,000 prize!
    www.leet.tv

  16. Osakhomen says – reply to this


    16

    poor jessica.

  17. Spelling Bee says – reply to this


    17

    Perez, it's spelled *embarressed* biatch. :)

  18. Spelling Bee says – reply to this


    18

    oops:)
    Perez, it’s spelled *embarrassed* biatch :)

  19. laura says – reply to this


    19

    She's just the Bikini and Swimsuit Muse!!! :)

    (If you like Perez, you may also like WWW.FUNNYCELEBRITY.BLOGSPOT.COM)

  20. korndawg73@yahoo.com says – reply to this


    20

    she thinks she is designing the way she thought she was eating chicken from the sea

  21. NESTEA says – reply to this


    21

    WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS…..DESIGN!!!!!!

  22. nestea says – reply to this


    22

    when all else fails…..DESIGN!!!!!!!

  23. Ya Mama says – reply to this


    23

    Her mama looks like britney spears in the back round!

  24. Rubee says – reply to this


    24

    Lame. Fake. Over. Spastic.

  25. U R Dum says – reply to this


    25

    Peepee you spell like a 3rd grader. Is that you making all those stupid comments @ x17?

  26. jamie says – reply to this


    26

    Is her dad trying to filter through again?

  27. Kari says – reply to this


    27

    Ew she looks so gross. No way she did that and wore THAT dress to her launch.

  28. dina says – reply to this


    28

    i can hear the wind going through her empty skull,moron

  29. Daisy says – reply to this


    29

    Duh. Celebrities sell their names to all sorts of stuff. Clothing, accessories, fragrances. If they don't even write their own autobiographies, how can we expect them to be creative enough to design ANYTHING?

  30. tara says – reply to this


    30

    SouTh* =)

  31. SUCHALADY186 says – reply to this


    31

    IT DON'T MATTER IF SHE DESIGNED THEM CAUSE THEY STILL UGLY AS ALL HELL!

  32. What the hell says – reply to this


    32

    She couldn't design her way out of a paper bag. Who in the hell are these idiots who keep try to convence us that she's relevant kidding? She's average looking at best and the girl can't act. She's just some lame mediocre want a be starlet. Screwing John Mayer was the height of her lame career.

  33. Tonya says – reply to this


    33

    You all are just jealous. Yes, I believe she designed the line, she has an interesting sense of style, and when she was in, all of you were into her. You're just bashing her now because she's not the flavor of the month. She makes more money in a minute than most of you will ever see in your lives.

  34. joe blow says – reply to this


    34

    SHE SUCKS ASS
    HORSE FACE LOSER
    SHE SUCKS ASS
    HORSE FACE LOSER
    SHE SUCKS ASS
    HORSE FACE LOSER

    SHE SUCKS ASS
    HORSE FACE LOSER
    SHE SUCKS ASS
    HORSE FACE LOSER
    SHE SUCKS ASS
    HORSE FACE LOSER

    SHE SUCKS ASS
    HORSE FACE LOSER

    SHE SUCKS ASS
    HORSE FACE LOSER

    SHE SUCKS ASS
    HORSE FACE LOSER

  35. tru says – reply to this


    35

    I dont know why but that dress doesnt look that great its nice just not fitting for her… i dont think most designers actually make their stuf.. case and point j lo

  36. Becky says – reply to this


    36

    That's her mother in the green dress! Note to Mom: Borrow Jessica's trainer.

  37. mel says – reply to this


    37

    where is ken he needs to fix that hair asap

  38. Shananigan says – reply to this


    38

    I was hoping she would trip on her stripper heels, fall and smack some smarts into her blonde head…..

  39. Barb says – reply to this


    39

    Is that Papa Perv in the background or Bill Clinton?? same kinda perv

  40. carlos says – reply to this


    40

    considering she has the fucking IQ of a goldfish. im guessing she'll have no part in the designs watso ever.

  41. groovy says – reply to this


    41

    Yay! Jessica knows her clothes. Glad to see her have success.

  42. Jill says – reply to this


    42

    she should have been aborted.

  43. prolife says – reply to this


    43

    thats a disgusting thing to say…

  44. babooshka says – reply to this


    44

    She's disgusting and pathetic. I hate her more than Paris Hilton! Somebody lock this horse up in a barn somewhere?

  45. electric blogarella says – reply to this


    45

    I was there. They were hot. Check it out
    www.electricblogarella.com

  46. moi says – reply to this


    46

    will you stop posting about Jessica Slutson, Perez? She's sooo 2004. Okay sweetie your time is OVER.

  47. spencesmellslikepoop says – reply to this


    47

    This chick sucks. Sucks at singing, can't read, a true well rounded idiot. The only thing going for her is that she seems at least remotely polite. I guess you have to be when - you're lonely, guys want to bang her - but not date, screwed Bam - sick, and has redwood trunks as legs - those calves - damn. By the way both Spence and Perez smell like poop

  48. Kate says – reply to this


    48

    "Tonya" Simpson…stop posting here freak!

  49. ella says – reply to this


    49

    can someone please tell me why she wasnt at EVA's wedding ?? are they still friends ?? find out perez!!!

  50. tara says – reply to this


    50

    WHY IS THIS BITCH FAMOUS?? she can't act or sing! Her singing sounds like a dog whining in pain. Pretty soon she'll damage her vocal chords and won't be able to sing at all. Maybe after blowing all her money on materialistic junk like $10,000 purses, she will get a job as a bathroom cleaning toilet scrubber in texas…which is what she deserves!

  51. mike says – reply to this


    51

    well she has nothing else to do now that she can't follow john mayer around anymore

  52. spencesmellslikepoop says – reply to this


    52

    Hey Tonya, #34, before you make dumb comments - think. The money thing - I'm rich bittttccchhh. A lot of people aren't jealous of her "talent" or crap merchandise. Peace

  53. Jennifer says – reply to this


    53

    I think Jessica Simpson is wonderful. She is very smart and very talented. I honestly doubt anyone here could handle everythin she's been through and still come out smiling.

  54. maria says – reply to this


    54

    LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE!!!

  55. Kandykanek says – reply to this


    55

    JesSUCKa Simpson is a fake titted chipmunk who cant do much of anything other than perhaps enquire about the possibility of chipped potatoes to go along with whatever you ordered …. She is a fucking talentless jerk. Case in point - the infamous Kennedy awards. Herky jerking all over that stage like a pig in heat.

  56. RLF says – reply to this


    56

    Another misspelled word, it's "South Beach" not "Souh Beach", hey Perez need a new proofer??

  57. ashlee says – reply to this


    57

    Anyone notice her scary-huge arms and moustache? GROSS!

  58. sara says – reply to this


    58

    HAHA yeaaa right. i can just picture her hunched over sketches, textiles, and a sewing machine. she's just THAT talented.

  59. ella says – reply to this


    59

    one more thing…if you think any of these celebs are designers, look at old pictures of them before they hit it big. Gwen, JLo, Jessica…all of them dressed horribly. they didn't have access to the best stylists or hair and makeup people. it's the stylists and the actual designers who have the talent.

  60. jeri says – reply to this


    60

    She dresses like a Florida granny on the way to the bingo hall.

  61. Gabi says – reply to this


    61

    These are very cute i can wear this bathing suits and feel good.

  62. loribitch says – reply to this


    62

    Not surprising. She's the one that always does it.

  63. critter says – reply to this


    63

    You could drive a truck through that cleave, no stinking way are they real! It's insulting she would even say they are not implants, does she think we're as stupid as she is?

  64. Shannon says – reply to this


    64

    I know this stupid thing did not design bikinis or anything else. I would not buy anything with this stupid hack's name on it, people would laugh at you if you are seen with her name brand on. Only 12 year olds and under wear her crap. That dress Jessica is wearing is awful. She is trying to hid her ugly man legs. This chick is just desperate and pathetic.

  65. wALKS LIKE A DUCK says – reply to this


    65

    lOOK AT HER FEET SHE WALKS LIKE A DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  66. hateher says – reply to this


    66

    Shes such an annoying bitch! Shes not even hot anymore, atleast for Britney I could say she is beautiful, this whore is not even beautiful anymore!!!

    quit acting! quit designing! quit singing! just show us your tits!

  67. hateher says – reply to this


    67

    quit acting! quit designing! quit singing! just show us your tits!

  68. Terese says – reply to this


    68

    I like Jessica… remember the reports of Nick effing around on her WAAAAY before she called it quits. You know he is missing her now and has a rebound whore. Jessica is classier than a lot of these whores… and much smarter than Paris Hilton. She has always been classer, more lady like than XTINKA, Britster or P!NK. I mean come on… she hasn't been in rehab and we don't see her at clubs all of the time or with powder on her nose or with alcohol in water bottles…. She should be smiling and happy. John Mayer is a fucktad ugly bastard that is airy and can't sing…. He was lucky to have banged her. There is a reason WHY Perez called him FUGS. Leave her alone… you don't think she was hurt by seeing her ex husband run into the arms of some cheap mexican slut?

  69. Buffy says – reply to this


    69

    You need a degree for design. What these celebrities do is hire a team of designers. From there on they design what they want the line to look like. Then the main "designer" gets to chose what hits the runway. Well, not just her but the other top people in her design team. J'Lo does it the exact same way. She just says, "I want flowy and pretty" and the team designs. She then says yes or no. So, whack. These celebrities can't design for crap. Just another way of expanding their empire and getting more money.

  70. AMAZING says – reply to this


    70

    jESSICA'S SWIMSUIT LINE IS TERRIFIC! jESSICA IS SMART ADORABLE & CLASSY!!! yOU GUYS WISH YOU HAD jESSICA'S TALENT/ BEAUTY/ & MONEY!!! jEALOUSLY IS THE ROUTE OF ALL EVIL….

  71. pam says – reply to this


    71

    jessica is the greatest sweetest prettiest girl around!!

  72. capthowdy says – reply to this


    72

    would say dumb as a box of rocks, but thats not really fair to the rocks

  73. tHe OnE says – reply to this


    73

    Hey # 69 its funny tht you say that she never has been to rehab..and you compare her to all the girls who have…Jess' daddy wouldnt allow that to happen… and as for Nick's "rebound slut" I dont recall seeing her in rehab or fucking a bunch of guys ( Jess did tho) hmm…. and I dont think that he being Mexican has anything to do with anything SO SHUTT THE FUCK UP!!! Oh and by the way if Nick had Alyssa as a rebound then what bout all the fuckers Jess got with right after the split!!! learn you gossip…Check out Perez more often!!!

  74. WTF says – reply to this


    74

    MORONS-

    1ST OF ALL: —hateher— FOR YOU TO THINK BRIT IS PRETTIER THEN JESS U MUST SHARING WHATEVER THE FUCK BRIT IS SMOKIN OR INHALIN

    2: TERESE: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO HATE ON LATINAS YOU IGNORANT BITCH.

    3: LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE, THE BITCH HAS BEEN THROUGH A LOT AND KEEPING HER HEAD UP WHILE ALL U OTHER BITCHES WOULD BE BITCHING ABOUT HOW HARD YOU HAVE IT AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. ANY WOMEN WHO DOESN'T LET SHIT BRING HER DOWN AND COME OUT STRONGER GETS MY RESPECT U TASTELESS DUMBASSES

  75. WTF says – reply to this


    75

    MORONS-

    1ST OF ALL: —hateher— FOR YOU TO THINK BRIT IS PRETTIER THEN JESS U MUST SHARING WHATEVER THE FUCK BRIT IS SMOKIN OR INHALIN

    2: TERESE: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO HATE ON LATINAS YOU IGNORANT BITCH.

    3: LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE, THE BITCH HAS BEEN THROUGH A LOT AND KEEPING HER HEAD UP WHILE ALL U OTHER BITCHES WOULD BE BITCHING ABOUT HOW HARD YOU HAVE IT AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. ANY WOMEN WHO DOESN'T LET SHIT BRING HER DOWN AND COME OUT STRONGER GETS MY RESPECT U TASTELESS DUMBASSES !

  76. Kate Kiss says – reply to this


    76

    Um, I do! She may not be the head designer, but I am sure she has a great deal of what goes on. After all it has her name on it, why would she honestly want to look bad!? Hello, have you seen her shoe line, it's love baby!

  77. kell says – reply to this


    77

    this picture makes me mad. idk why.

  78. greg says – reply to this


    78

    LOOK AT THE DRESS THAT JESSICA IS WEARING…. LOOK FAMILAR? IT SHOULD…. SHE TOTALLY RIPPED OFF THE DRESSES/SWIMSUITS FROM ULI'S FINAL COLLECTION ON LAST SEASONS PROJECT RUNWAY. SHAME JESSICA…..SHAME.

  79. Saint Angel says – reply to this


    79

    I LOVE this girl. She is so sweet. Good on ya Jess- make that money.

  80. Michelle says – reply to this


    80

    She can't read, write or speak correctly. There's no way she can hold a pencil and talk at the same time so I doubt she's designing anything.

  81. samanyha says – reply to this


    81

    I's buy anything with this girl's name on it!! I happen to like Jessica very much…..& I love her swimsuit's!!!

  82. Jess is so desperate says – reply to this


    82

    This dumb fu@% is doing this because she has no talent. Wait a minute she does laying around with men. Sleeping her way to the top. I Will never wear what this bitch stands behind. Must be running out of men to blow.

  83. Keepin Real says – reply to this


    83

    Perez, we only comment on this chick, to goof on her, what we really want is a description or the uncensored pics of Nick and Vanessa. Give us the scoop!

  84. Sarah says – reply to this


    84

    I was at the john Mayer concert and he was pretty much bashing her….saying I need to keep dirty hands off of my heart and that he cannot trust anyone!!! hmmmm Jessica?

  85. lalane says – reply to this


    85

    Forget Jessica, I can't believe her mom left the house looking like THAT!!

  86. Cori says – reply to this


    86

    UGH I CANT STAND HER

  87. CHRIS says – reply to this


    87

    jessica is all that! Great to see her happy again & smiling. Jessica's doing great!

  88. Natalie says – reply to this


    88

    hahah oh my god this was my first reaction when i first heard about her swimsuit line…. it made me literally laugh out loud to read that you have the same opinion!

  89. Miami Fashion says – reply to this


    89

    i was in the tent with jessica and her parents and some of her friends for a private viewing of the models practice run with the swimsuits, and Jessica actually was very excited and kinda nervous about the launch of her new line saying "she hopes people liked her swimsuit line". She seemed like a very down to earth person, and extremely genuine about everything!

  90. Cait says – reply to this


    90

    I agree. The suits were hideous just like that dress.

  91. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


    91

    I'm sure she is putting on an act and pulling in the $$$, just like Paris was when she was such a party girl.. but really getting paid to show up and party.

    I think is Paris had let people know she was getting paid to paty everynight.. people would have not been so hard on her.

  92. Cashmere says – reply to this


    92

    Is it just me or does her mom remind anyone else of Alice (but with her hair down) from the Brady Bunch?

  93. Jessica says – reply to this


    93

    Maybe…a little bit…she's not doing any labor, that's for sure.

  94. kimberly says – reply to this


    94

    I LOVE HER BATHSUITS…CAN;T WAIT TILL i BUY MANY! OH & I ALSO DIG JESSICA!

  95. hello says – reply to this


    95

    SLAP THAT BITCH IN THE BOOBS!!

  96. miamimami says – reply to this


    96

    I know for a fact she didn't design it. The brunette next to her did. I was at the afterpary at Shore Club…the brunette was introduced to me as the designer.

  97. shutup says – reply to this


    97

    yeah. you're dumb people because you wish you could be half as fabulous and major and jessica simpson.

  98. shikseh says – reply to this


    98

    Do really bad hair extentions come with the fugalicious bikinis?

  99. tia says – reply to this


    99

    You are right, when all else fails, design. However, I never see that tart with any of her designs. What up with that? That is pretty F'd up! Be gone with her fake asssss… white teeth!!!

  100. BELLA says – reply to this


    100

    SHE IS A MOTHER FUCKING CUNT WHORE NO TALENT ASS CAN'T ACT OR SING WHITE TRASH DUMBASS FAKE CELEB WANNABE… THIS TRAMP IS THE DUMBEST BITCH ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH. EVEN MY NEPHEW WHO'S 3 IS SMARTER THAN THIS LOSER.

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