If You Are Easily Offended…..

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Eww!

~~Fat Elvis~~ Brandon Davis poses with unlucky PerezHilton.com reader Vanessa in Miami Beach this past weekend.

We hope she made fun of him after she asked for this pic!

Posted: Jul 16, 2007 at 6:48 pm / Email this »

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meggers says – reply to this

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yay
meggers says – reply to this

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yay i said!
movie reviews says – reply to this

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He looks like a young George Hamilton.

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dani says – reply to this

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ew
srh says – reply to this

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first!
Mrs.NWC says – reply to this

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Who the hell is Brandon Davis?
Lizzy says – reply to this

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First? And he is extremely greasy.
Jennifer says – reply to this

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When did he get so fat? Maybe its that time of the month for him.
meghan says – reply to this

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ughhh
invalidreality.wordpress.com says – reply to this

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he really needs to do something with that shiny, greasy skin of his…it's just…i almost just lost my dinner there for a second
andrea says – reply to this

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first
LaLaNYC says – reply to this

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Wow, i never realized just how greasy he is. i hope that girl took a shower afterwards.
Kinky Tink says – reply to this

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Ick nasty! He needs to take a bath!
Lynne says – reply to this

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ew
Nicole says – reply to this

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….who is he??
sexy sadie says – reply to this

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Looks like she visited the wax museum.
Arich says – reply to this

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Nice!
katsu says – reply to this

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who is he? and what has he done for this world?
andsuddenly.com says – reply to this

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i smell BACON
Sean says – reply to this

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ew brandon is so nasty
ashley says – reply to this

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eww he is so gross!

BOO LOVES LONDON
Caretha Jean says – reply to this

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he looks like a young fat Marlon Brando.
lysherz says – reply to this

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FAT ELVIS. i love it.
pink927 says – reply to this

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Dont know him.
chheze says – reply to this

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crotch rot.
kypre says – reply to this

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fat elvis, indeed.

and no, i'm not first, so i'm not going to moronically type OMG first!!! like the rest of you.
Just_Me says – reply to this

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WHO??????……LOL
Blurt Hurt says – reply to this

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"Fat Elvis"? Isn't that what Michael K calls him? Try to be original Pigez. It'll help with your sagging credibility. Don't know about your sagging ass though.
J says – reply to this

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Ewww that's one greasy man.
hahaha says – reply to this

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HE LOOKS BETTER THEN YOUR FAT NASTY ASS
AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING
Lili says – reply to this

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Elvis is alive……and totally sunburnt and dipped in vat off grease
Loady Smurf says – reply to this

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Why do people even cover this slime bag, he is/does nothing. Who cares? Stop mentioning him, maybe his greazy ass will just go away.
Banana Sandwich says – reply to this

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Definately Fat Elvis.
perASS hilton says – reply to this

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ur fat and ugly
and u look like shit
ey i ey i o
and when u shit all the toilets back up
ey i ey i o
ur so gay omg
ey i ey i o
Stephany says – reply to this

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Ew he gets nastier and nastier every time I see him….
Jesse says – reply to this

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XDDD
toasted taste better says – reply to this

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you would think if you are rich you can afford to bathe. But i guess not in his case…right! He is so greasy, he doesn't need any lubricant. I guess this is want happens when you don't have the idle Paris Hilton to run around and do mischief with.
Biddie says – reply to this

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He does look like his mouth is full of crap. He is SOOO Fugly! It must be nice being Famous for nothing.
ME! says – reply to this

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Ewwww, does he know they make those oil absorbing sheets for your face??? Well maybe they just won't cut the mustard. Did she slip away from the oil slick puddling around her?
Jen says – reply to this

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Why the fuck is he SOOOOOOOOOOOOO red? What fuckin drug does that to a bitch??
rachel says – reply to this

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is no one else bothered by that girls half white boob hanging out?
Michelle says – reply to this

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Why hasn't anyone called this yet? I am disappointed in Perez! Brandon looks like Fat Elvis in the 70's! Put a pair of Elvis glasses on the guy and they could be twins.
becks says – reply to this

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more than embarrassed for him..
more than embarrassed.
Southwind says – reply to this

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He looks just like elvis with thats shitty hair do.
Barb says – reply to this

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So who is this dude anyways and why should anyone care about him?
me! says – reply to this

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i think he si hot, a little greasy but hot… (he definitely has a a big dick) hahaha
your not me says – reply to this

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ewwwww!!!!! wth! looks so weird! i can't even imagine how he smells like…he is the one looking lika a firecrotch!
Terra says – reply to this

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he reminds me of the fat Elvis!
Keren says – reply to this

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ewwwww, he's so nasty. He's not far behind Gummi
sassy says – reply to this

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Perez- I heart you- but Brandon is a hot mother f-er!
ladida says – reply to this

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ok everyone, stop insulting Elvis, please…
sara says – reply to this

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HAHA FAT ELVIS!!!

Brandon Davis is a poopoo crotch.
perk says – reply to this

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Why is his shirt unbottoned down like that - looks like a fat 70s porn star. I'm thinking Ron Jeremy vs. Elvis. At least Elvis was still hot when he was fatter. This guy is disgusting.
y says – reply to this

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CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY HIS ALWAYS SO GREASY ?
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY HIS ALWAYS SO GREASY ?
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY HIS ALWAYS SO GREASY ?
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY HIS ALWAYS SO GREASY ?
thoroughlymodernmle says – reply to this

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omg he does look like a fat Elvis!
Kinky Tink says – reply to this

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He looks like marlon brando and ron jeremy's love child
emiyl says – reply to this

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He's sexy
Dolce says – reply to this

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I personally think he is georgeous!! He does look a little like Elvis, but Elvis was Hot when he was young and so is Brandon!!!
james t says – reply to this

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at first i thought the girl was the celebrity, who the hell is that troll guy
JEM75 says – reply to this

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What a looser! Is kid serious?! Button up that shirt!!! NOONE wants to see it!
WOW says – reply to this

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Give that boy a towel! He is dripping!
RHSC says – reply to this

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He looks like the fat version of Elvis, only fatter and with no talent.
josie says – reply to this

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hahahahah you'r so funny pez, loves always
lala says – reply to this

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omg why does anyone waste pictures on this guy?? Every time I see him it makes me gag a little perhaps it can be a new diet….keep a picture of him in my pocket and then when I want to eat a cookie I'll look at him!!!
erica says – reply to this

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brandon davis who?
sunnyjade says – reply to this

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he looks like he's holding a wad of cum in his mouth
Amanda says – reply to this

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Gosh, he is SO freakin disguisting. He looks like he's ooozing sweat all the time. "Invest in a hanky, BD." And the open shirt??? BLUAAA grossss!!! Does BD stand for "Blubber Dysfunction"?
Jason says – reply to this

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Gross! He is so f'n ugly!!!
shaneequa says – reply to this

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Only ever one bucket of KFC away from turning in to Gummi…
Chewie says – reply to this

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i love me some Greasy Bear!
Evelyn says – reply to this

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mmmm I'd so pee on his face! haha
me says – reply to this

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over tanned fat elvis.
evon says – reply to this

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Okay, he is a little shiny, but I have to confess that I think he's really good looking!! I love his lips and his hair. Less tan, less shine, and he's a keeper!
Sacramento, CA says – reply to this

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Perez, next time you see Fat Elvis (
Abel says – reply to this

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:0 she's my friend's sister
huh? says – reply to this

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What a waste of my time who cares about that dumbass!
Sacramento, CA says – reply to this

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Perez, next time you see Fat Elvis (LMAO!) roamin the streets of LA, mijo do me a favor and take away his lifetime supply of Tres Flores, youknowwhati'msayin, youknowwhati'msayin…

Every time I see this fool I want to sing, "Just let yo soul glooooo babeeee!!!!!!!!! (breathy ending) SOUL GLO…."
blastedmomma says – reply to this

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His chest hair looks like nasty pubes. Yuck!
loves2eat says – reply to this

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hahahaa..!!! Perez you are such a BITCH. I love it!
missyd says – reply to this

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Nothing special….
mooshu says – reply to this

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he is made up of 30% trans fat and 70% manteca. he is greaserific.
evelyn says – reply to this

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finally someone else refers to him as Fat Elvis too

love you PEREZ!!!!!
Nova11 says – reply to this

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Arrrgh…sooo greasy….i mean, come on Brandon "whoever you are" Davis…get a clue!! The chest hair….ewww, no….button that back up please. You could be good looking…maybe….if you like showered or something. and PLEASE DO NOT INSULT ELVIS!!!! This turd looks nothing like him and never will…..
laura says – reply to this

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He looks like a wax statue.

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Danita says – reply to this

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Oh my God, is that chest-hair glued on or what?!
Alison says – reply to this

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He DOES look like fat jumpsuit Elvis!!! Hahahahah
Jenna says – reply to this

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Kinda looks like Elvis rolled in bacon grease!!!
lisa says – reply to this

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fat elvis reincarnated!
tashh says – reply to this

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hes extremely greasy.
and red.
why?
does anyone know???

ITS WEIRD!
gossipmonger says – reply to this

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OH FUCKING HELL!! SOMEBODY SAVE THAT POOR GIRL FROM THAT GREASE SLICK!!! ENVIRONMENTAL DISASTER!!! IT NEEDS TO BE CONTAINED!!!
kat says – reply to this

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Thanks I just threw up a little in my mouth
Dolce_jav says – reply to this

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HE IS SOOOO HOT!!!!!
Terese says – reply to this

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ALl I know this bastard for is because he called Lindsay a fire crotch and Paris Hilton was laughing along side him. Maybe he is the one who gave Paris herpes. He is fat. A fat cow. Greasy too– *shuffer* - *gag*…. Exactly what has he done for this world?
jeannie says – reply to this

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he looks like elvis!
you know she loved it
heather devane says – reply to this

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ahaha, he really is a fat elvis.
mj says – reply to this

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does he just scream douchebag or what
Liz says – reply to this

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Damn he is still so UGLY!
Mama Moore says – reply to this

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Even greasy bear wouldnt have me. Im a loser. Wont somebody please help me??
Sarah says – reply to this

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I don't know what the big fuss is about this guy. I think he is not only completely ugly, but he looks like he's a huge nasty grease ball. I don't see why people want to hang out with him. Not only that, but he is terribly offensive to woman. THUMBS DOWN TO THIS NASTY ASS!
LAUREN says – reply to this

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SHE IS SOOOOOOOO HOTT!!! I HEART YOU BIAAAA