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I love The View's Elizabitch Hasselbeck because _______.

    Posted: Jul 17, 2007 at 8:59 am / Email this  »

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    1. this b!tch says – reply to this


      801

      i guess you must all care if you take the time out to post a comment about how u hate her!! everyone that says perez is a chicken is right! she called you out and u just sat there like a little b!tch, guess you can only talk the talk on the web huh!! but must of the stuff you say is funny & i guess its all for ratings!!

    2. Truth Hurts says – reply to this


      802

      You for sure had your chance on the View and totally dumbed down. Wow Perez, you sure can't stand the heat! I am in shock you would even go there after being being such a baby on the show! What's wrong with a girl with a different opinion than yours, too bad you can't respect others views but expect everyone to expect yours! That shows total guts..hence the sarcasm.

    3. come on perezzzzz says – reply to this


      803

      Ok, obviously i love your site, read it all the time, HOWEVER i think this is out of line. Elizabeth Hasselbeck, to the best of my knowledge has done NOTHING wrong, and she handled herself INCREDIBLY GRACEFULLY on her show.

      I think the fact that they even had you on, to allow you promote your site (which i'm sure has seen exponential hits since) was kind of them, so the least you can do is face the issue head on. For instance, explain why you don't like her, or apologize.

      It's not like you haven't done a 180 on celebrities before. You used to love Rachel Ray. . . . remember? Yeah i wouldn't want to remember that either. . . shudder. . .

    4. lilly says – reply to this


      804

      she makes the most rediculous ill-informed comments - good for a laugh as wells as a great reminder of the ignorance in society

    5. Tina says – reply to this


      805

      Perez, I saw you on the View the other day and I think you did a good job. You can't exactly attack her on her own show, or they'd have to bleep everything. But, you still came off as not really liking her and that still showed because she was really annoyed by you and I loved every minute of it!! She never shuts up, and she has her nose stuck so far up Bush's butt, that it makes me sick. Why they still have her on that show is beyond me. How about hiring someone with some intelligence!! The View sucks!!

    6. JAZZIEMALIA says – reply to this


      806

      SHE AND EVERY OTHER REPUBLICUNT OUT THERE IS DUMB AS HELL AND NEED TO REALIZE HOW STUPID THEY LOOK WHEN TRYING TO REPRESENT FOR STANK-ASS-CRAB-INFESTED BUSH AND HIS RETARDED-ASS WAR!!!

    7. Shannon M. says – reply to this


      807

      I agree w/ #10 jackdope, Perez you chickened out on The View. You had the chance to say what you thought of her to her face and you didn't. You talk made shit on this fuckin website but won't back it up when your face to face w/ someone.
      P.S: You did the same thing w/ Victoria Beckham.

    8. Gianna says – reply to this


      808

      I don't like Elizabeth b/c she will believe any shit that Bush shoves down her throat, but is so quick to bash Hilliary Clinton. She also pissed me the fuck off when she backstabbed Rosie. W/ friends like her I would take my enemy.
      P.S: Perez you punked out on The View b/c you should have told that bitch what you reallllllly thought of her like you do on this web site.

    9. lesa says – reply to this


      809

      Elizabitch is a wasted sperm……..I refuse to watch the "VIEW" any longer. Can't take her. Hope she fades away, never to be heard from again.

    10. Marlana says – reply to this


      810

      You could have said something to her on The View but did not.. Posting that now just makes you lame.

    11. Lillian says – reply to this


      811

      OMG now I know who she is. I saw her on The View and couldn't believe how ignorant she was. I was actually embarrassed for her. I never watched that show again.

    12. Val says – reply to this


      812

      Speaks the truth!!!

    13. ceecee says – reply to this


      813

      I am a fan of "The View", but not one of those bitches realized how hypocritical they were. Are they the only ones who have a "view"?

    14. elle says – reply to this


      814

      because she's a moron who hasn't got a clue how absolutely stupid she comes across. she gives blondes a bad rap! ouch!

    15. Stella says – reply to this


      815

      I love the View's Elizabith Hasselbeck knows how to Hasselabitch.

    16. Trace says – reply to this


      816

      She has no brain!

    17. tentofour says – reply to this


      817

      Elizabeth Hasselbeck rocks! Total beauty and brains. Surrounded by liberal, no-nothing idiots and she kicks their asses without breaking a sweat. Beautiful, inside and out!

      Just look at all the extremely envious losers posting hate speech here.

      She is a total jewel!

      Elizabeth, you go girl!

      Just rubs ya, don't it Perez? LOL

    18. Tentofour says – reply to this


      818

      Elizabeth Hasselbeck rocks! Total beauty and brains combined. What a babe!

      Surrounded by loser liberals and she kicks ass without breaking a sweat. Delicious!

      Just look at all the liberal loonies spouting hate speech on here. Proof positive that she is SPOT ON!

      Love it. Elizabeth, you go girl!

      Just rubs ya, don't it Perez?

    19. Amazing says – reply to this


      819

      Elizabeth Hasselbeck rocks! Total beauty and brains combined. What a babe!

      Surrounded by loser liberals and she kicks ass without breaking a sweat. Delicious!

      Just look at all the liberal loonies spouting hate speech on here. Proof positive that she is SPOT ON!

      Love it. Elizabeth, you go girl!

      Just rubs ya, don't it Perez?

    20. howie says – reply to this


      820

      what the eff

    21. caittheGREAT says – reply to this


      821

      oh my god that picture is ungodly frightening.

    22. ashley says – reply to this


      822

      bitch is soo annoying

    23. Natalie says – reply to this


      823

      she'd never think of anything this clever! YOU ROCK! FUCK BUSH

    24. liza says – reply to this


      824

      This nonentity has nothing to say and therefore capares every negative thing any other Rep politician does to her imaginary facts about Bill and Hill. Leave them alone!!!! She does not shut up.

    25. Inja says – reply to this


      825

      She fights back even when she is being constantly attcked. Don't agree w/her views but she is strong. You go, girl!!

    26. nursie says – reply to this


      826

      GOD what a cow…she gets you on The View to ask you why you call her Elizabitch and to defend herself…and is a total
      bitch about it!!! WOW

    27. Steph says – reply to this


      827

      She obviously watches FOX and repeats whatever she hears.

    28. Belinda says – reply to this


      828

      OMG this pic is too PERFECT! Elizabeth HAS to be paid by George Bush because she always defends him and has no backing! She just makes ignorant statements and looks like a dumb ass. I hate how she always tries to preach her Christian Republican views on everyone and defends things that are so obviously wrong but just because republicans support it she automatically feels she HAS to support it. She can't think for herself and needs the republican party to tell her what she should be supporting. shes such a cunt and needs to be taken off tv asap.

    29. kimber says – reply to this


      829

      she makes me hurl, big time. I think I ve lost about 30lbs. Thanks Elizabitch. PS put a cup of green koolaid in her little puppet hand, LOL!

    30. Pia Petunia says – reply to this


      830

      She is a pritty patriut.

    31. chioma says – reply to this


      831

      She stands by her loser opiions

    32. chioma says – reply to this


      832

      She stands by her idiotic, poitical opinions

    33. Lauren says – reply to this


      833

      she gives a voice to conservative americans, whose voice is never heard in hollywood

    34. WOW says – reply to this


      834

      Because she IS NICE and sweet and stands up for what she believes in no matter how unpopular the belief is…and the fact that when I IP addressed this page(dont ask it was some type of error i guess) on accident..a little more than half of the people that are calling her horrible things and what not are the same person.

    35. bush SuX ASS says – reply to this


      835

      elizabitch is a bitchh! anyone who likes bush even a little is totally out of there mind!! Perez you totally should have told her off on the veiw though but w/e.. okay anyone who has a brain knows that bush is a completly full of shit!! I no that clinton may have had an affair but that didnt affect out country!! Bush is RUINING america!! and gosh if he reads this i will be the happiest person on this planet! (freedom of speech bittch!) Anyway basically what im trying to say is bush SUX ASS and so does elizabitch and that is oviously why she likes him cuz they have a lot in common!! hahaha

    36. mayra says – reply to this


      836

      she is soooooooooooooooooooooo dumb. everything that comes out of her mouth is support for Bush. wait till she has a baby boy and has to send him to war. I love the View but, they need her out and Perez in.

    37. kat says – reply to this


      837

      please take her off the view..she is dumb and doesnt get half the jokes on the show. they should have left rosie and removed the dumb one. she has nothing to say unless it is about bush. she needs to grow a sense of humor. all i can say is go joy and give her a run for her money. and oh ya please….do not put whoppie on the view for good. sorta a tossup who is worse her or miss elizabitch

    38. Donald D'Haene says – reply to this


      838

      She HAS to take maternity leave of some kind! Therefore, a break from orangeville (tan), Babs ass kissing, and her hyena kackling voice.

    39. Sandra says – reply to this


      839

      I really don't care for her politics ( Bush)or for her for that matter…as for people with such little minds like her should be left Iraq to fend for themselves to see how she feels about the war then…in fact we should leave her and Bush out there… she's a dumb bitch…

    40. tenn says – reply to this


      840

      she is stupid,rude, a know it all who knows nothing. Hate her and her beloved Bush

    41. nanu nanu says – reply to this


      841

      Hey anyone else noticed on the view today.. she is SLIGHTLY less ORANGE..
      that fucking bitch HAS to be reading these Posts..
      Elizabitch…Hasselfuck— if your reading this..I hate you little miss right wing..
      you need to pull that large stick out of your asshole and lighten up on the republican agenda….Your party is not as MORAL and Rightious as you believe!

    42. ewwwwwwww says – reply to this


      842

      She talks over eveyone with that bitchy high pitch squeeking noise that comes out of her trap…
      she is such a dog tooo…look at her next to ashley judd.. She is an orange FREAK…yuck

    43. Ariel says – reply to this


      843

      You totally should have stood up to her on the view she was soo annoyed that you wouldnt say sorry or stop writing about her, its hilarious how she wants everyone to do things her way. Fuck elizabitch you rock perez.!

    44. Marlee says – reply to this


      844

      She's loud & stupid. And I really like the picture.

    45. F- YOU- REPUBFUCKINS says – reply to this


      845

      #818- #819- #820 HAHAHAHAHAHA obvioulsy this bitch is one in the same.. duh if your going to send in the same stupid ass post.. dont change your name…OMG dumb fucking republican…
      that is just tooo funny, I love it– retard repubs sooooo nieve!!!!

    46. ToddyEnglish says – reply to this


      846

      Because I realize how fortunate I am to have an IQ that goes into three digits.

      Bitsy is a degenerate stepford cuckoo who could careless about the welfare of America and Americans unless she believes it directly interferes with her and her's.

      Good job against The View harpies Perez!

    47. cassie rugg says – reply to this


      847

      I FUCKEN HATE PEREZ

    48. Sierra says – reply to this


      848

      WTF is this picture supposed to be saying? THIS IS SERIOUSLY THEE MOST IDIOTIC ILLUSTRATION I've ever seen! Love the blood affect! How fricking sick are you?

    49. Frank says – reply to this


      849

      She's hotter than Perez

      BTW, being attractive does not make one a ho.

    50. naomi says – reply to this


      850

      i dont love her. you love her? go home and play house you worthless little twit. she was on SuRViVoR!!!!!!!!

    51. she is one scary bitch says – reply to this


      851

      Fuck her the Cunty bitch republican–
      ONE SCARY BITCH!!!!!

    52. Quirky says – reply to this


      852

      How could ANYONE like and defend her.. she is a worthless piece of CRAP!!!
      she spews out right wing dog shit and is a totaly bitchy mess….
      She is fucking orange too.. how can you think that is HOT.. and This pic is great Perez.. it shows that cunts TRUE COLORS…and most republicans as well

    53. lisa says – reply to this


      853

      ….because her face is freaking fake-ass tan orange and the rest of her body is white and pasty!!

    54. siobhan says – reply to this


      854

      That b_tch is clueless. Christian my azz

    55. lauren says – reply to this


      855

      i love elizabeth because she isn't rosie odonnell. i cant stand rosie. elizabeth is cute and tries as hard as she can to make herself heard. plus, elizabeth have more political idelogies aligned than chunks.

    56. meme says – reply to this


      856

      She's smarter than she looks.

    57. why says – reply to this


      857

      because she's an idiot.

      She's started attacking Hilary, with no proof or reason.
      Hsselbeck just can't stop herself. She's not a nice person.

    58. Alyssa says – reply to this


      858

      She is so stupid! She just HAS to put her dumb opinion in about everything and everyone. And everytime they bring up Bush, she tells everyone how amazing he is! I can't stand her, and everytime I hear her voice I want to drive nails through my eyes! She's a dumb bitch.

    59. SUSIE says – reply to this


      859

      SHE MAKES ME THINK ARE THERE ANY SMART PEOPLE IN TV LAND WHO CAN GET BABS TO PULL HER OFF THE VIEW? SHES A BIG MOUTH WITH NOTHING OF INTEREST COMING OUT

    60. MaryMeg says – reply to this


      860

      I picture her being put in a bag with a starved racoon… a la the SNL skit about Debbie Matenopoulos.

    61. Brian B says – reply to this


      861

      THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR BLOG AND SITTING BETWEEN 4 LADIES ,YOU WERE VERY RESPECTFUL AND PROFESSIONAL YOU HAD A CHANCE TO CALL ELIZABETH A CUNT BUT YOU HELD YOUR OWN IM VERY PROUD OF YOU. ROCK ON LITTLE ONE. HOPE YOU LIKED THE CRUISE, ROSS AND ROSIE ARE FUN XOXOX BRIAN B

    62. Brittany Lawrence says – reply to this


      862

      Because she highlights everything wrong with NeoCons. She's the posterchild for upper crust whiteys in a bubble spewing conservativve soundbites from Fox News, patting themselves on the back for being "opinionated" all the while not having a clue what that two syllable word they just repeated even meant!

    63. sogladyouasked says – reply to this


      863

      I love to hate her. Just for fun turn on any episode of The View and count how many times she says "I think" (like we should care….)The point is she's too busy thinking about how she is going to interrupt the "other view" to think anything! She is continually "blathering on" just as Rosie said. The show is soooooo boring now hat Rosie isn't there to kick her ass on a daily basis. I hope Joy is the one to finally get rid of her and then they need to get rid of Babs!

    64. don says – reply to this


      864

      she is a crying bitch that is just like here dad. a piece of shit

    65. mimimandy says – reply to this


      865

      generally I must admit while a friend linked me here twice before today I've never checked it out. Forming an opinion about some internet fad isn't normally my thing. But I have to say I saw your view clip with her and I agree with some of this blog's comments you balked and played nice. Which is whatever I can understand it generally unless I really disdain someone I keep quiet and make nice too. However I want to say just because someone doesn't support the theory that "terrorists are mommies too" doesn't mean they're a bitch or stupid. It means they go to different sources to get an opinion and have a differing thought process. I have to admit generally even when she annoys me the rare moments I've watched the view I like Elisabeth. She has facts that the other women don't and she gives an opinion the others are too trendy and sheepwashed to give. And she rarely seems to back down.

    66. fatboyjim says – reply to this


      866

      she is a STANKY piece of SHIT and a LYING BITCH..everything that comes out of her mouth is just bullshit..
      she makes me and most americans with a brain SICK when she talks..
      SHE IS DUMB…

    67. butt hole pleasures says – reply to this


      867

      nasty whore- you call yourself a christian…how dare you even suggest that you have family values and morals– you have blood on your hands bitch..
      you are a horrible human being..and most people hate your fucking guts.
      you are an ugly skany bitch…and your right wing propaganda makes me want to vomit- you are sooooo stupid..you r a typical uppercrust white bitch who thinks her shit doesnt stink..
      FUCK YOU!!!

    68. is it 2008 yet??? says – reply to this


      868

      SHE IS A DUMB REPUBLICUNT BITCH!!!

    69. Dawn says – reply to this


      869

      HAHAHAHA!!! I died laughing when I saw this! How perfect! Elizabitch hahaha

    70. Erick Deantonio says – reply to this


      870

      Prissy little elizabitch- why r u sooo god damn orange????

    71. cheesey says – reply to this


      871

      SHE'S CONSERVATIVE…SCREW ALL THE DAMN LIBERAL IDIOTS IN THIS COUNTRY

    72. michelle says – reply to this


      872

      perez,
      of course your picking on other people. your a fat ass who makes a living making fun of everyone else around you. what a genius you are.do you have any morals? elizabith has grown alot since she first aired on the show. she has questions about everything as all of us do. and dumb ass rosie, only gets comfort by taking a gay cruise and during comedy night she stands up on stage in front of mostly gay fans because that is the only crowd that will listen to her annoying ass. sure. be a democrat, but dont be an annoying one. rosie fails. hasselbeck rocks. she can stand on her own, very well.

    73. Misha says – reply to this


      873

      I love you perez! Elisabeth is a Fucken puppet!!!!!!!!

    74. christina says – reply to this


      874

      i luv elibeth she is the best perez u r a fucking fag

    75. ali says – reply to this


      875

      I love The View's ELISABETH Hasselbeck becaue…she shut you down on the show and basically showed everyone what a complete idiot you are. Honestly, you call her Elisabitch because you don't like her politics. Seriously…apparantly then half the country are "bitches". She basically showed the country that you are completely heartless. You honestly don't feel bad about the mean things you say about people? How can you be so cold? Plus…if she has nothing smart to say, then all you people agree that babies should be killed, its ok for husbands to cheat, etc. Really, that is sad. There just has to be more than 10 compassionate people in America.
      to Perez:
      Steps to take in order to become human:
      1. dye hair from cheetoh powder orange to natural color
      2. GROW A BRAIN
      3. GROW A HEART
      4. GROW A CONSCIENCE
      5. SHRINK GIANT COCKY HEAD BACK TO NORMAL SIZE
      …you might want to start working on that

    76. me says – reply to this


      876

      she's a bitch

      LOVE YOU PEREZ

    77. Milah says – reply to this


      877

      ….oh wait I can't stand her and despite popular belief she's what's wrong with this country. P.S Where can I get the above photo…poster size?

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