If You Don't Like It, Don't Come Back

Filed under: Baby Blabber > Katie Holmes

Katie Holmes took some time to enjoy the view in Manhattan with daughter, Alien Cruise, on Monday.

The pair hit up tony eatery Pastis and Holmes later attended the New York City premiere of fellow Scientologist John Travolta's new gay film, Hairspray.

That little Suri is growing up so fast. She sure is adorable, but there's something terribly creepy about her too. Admit it.

She's like the scary little girl from the Poltergeist movies!

How old is she? Two or two hundred???

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Posted: Jul 17, 2007 at 1:20 am / Email this »

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sushi says – reply to this

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FIRST
Jacob Kasza says – reply to this

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first, cunts.

skulduggerypleasant@hotmail.com
Bahala says – reply to this

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She is pretty
Jacob Kasza says – reply to this

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first, cunts.

skulduggerypleasant@hotmail dot-com
Bahalala says – reply to this

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They are both still pretty
me says – reply to this

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firssst hey nicolleee

he got da poiseeeen
buttfarmer says – reply to this

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Sorry fruitypants, she's a kid….not really creepy….but sucking dick, now THAT is creepy gay boy
Rosie says – reply to this

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Come one Perez……She is fricken adorable !!!!!! SURI Is one of the cutest kids ive ever seen…..i dont think its nice to call her an alien !!!!!
Stefanie says – reply to this

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Katie bothers me
although Surie is adorable
SECOND says – reply to this

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SECOND
VANESSA says – reply to this

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SURI SHOULD DIE ALREADY ! I HATE KATIE AND TINY TOM AND THEIR LIL BABY MONSTER !

BRAD AND ANGIE ARE WAY HOTTER ! SO IS SHILOH AND HER 75 BROTHERS AND SISTERS ! SHILOH FOREVEEEEEEER

Perez, you bitch, when are you comin to Rio so we can hit the clubs or get toasted at the beatch ? YOU FUCKIN BITCH, BETTER GET YA ASS DOWN HERE ! I wanna gossip wit yaaaaa !

LOVE FRUM BRAZIL PEREEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZ BEIJOS TCHAU !
lexi says – reply to this

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two or two hundred.. that actually just made me laugh out loud
cinda says – reply to this

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this is low even for u perez, picking on a baby! suri is absolutely adorable!!!
Dee says – reply to this

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Seriously Perez…what the hell is your deal with children? No, I do not think that Suri is creepy. You, however, I am finding to be more and more creepy with each passing day.
My bad. I keep checking your site.
I no longer will.
jill says – reply to this

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Kay says – reply to this

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Katie is the one who looks like she's 200.
Javier says – reply to this

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pere, didnt the ladies from the vew have a conversation with you about this !?!
oh well i still love you !!!
marry me ??
Jessica says – reply to this

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Take that you VIEW bitches.. perez says what he wants when he wants..about alien people, babies, whatever.. so eat it.
cuz i said so, deal with it says – reply to this

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no she sorta is creepy, she looks like a woman in a tiny body. not ugly just odd.
hey perez leave those kids alone says – reply to this

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Dude I agree with you but for real you need to lay off babies and kids. That is like kicking someone out of their wheelchair and yelling catch me as you run.
Guest says – reply to this

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Really rude to have to talk about a baby in that way. Really sad.
lyonthelion says – reply to this

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she looks like my nieces age, which is 23 months!! Not 15 months!!
Cece says – reply to this

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She's cute. Just her parents are creepy.
bud says – reply to this

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what's up with that thing around her arm???

and i think she's adorable.
emily says – reply to this

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SHE IS SO CUTE SHE IS THE CUTEST BABY OMGGGG
angela says – reply to this

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perez why are you talking about a small child, did'nt the view ask to leave the children alone but its o.k. to go after the parents. shes just a child she cannot defend herselve, somebody needs to just kick your sorry ass.
lay off says – reply to this

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Lay off the kids. Lay off the kids.
qb07 says – reply to this

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Katie Holmes is such a Victoria Beckham wannabe.
BostonMook says – reply to this

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You are such a BITCH! We Love you here in Beantown. You just couldn't wait! LOL!
Jacqueline Hyde says – reply to this

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She is such an incredibly beautiful baby. She actually makes me want to have one. And then my filopian tubes tie themselves off.

She and Shiloh should be best buddies.
JOEE BLOWS says – reply to this

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Nicky says – reply to this

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Forget Suri, what's with Katie's mouth, looks like she ate a lemon.
Roxy says – reply to this

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Why is Katie wearing a shirt and long coat while Suri is only wearing a sleeveless dress and a towel wrapped on her arm?? I am confused.
Goto hell view ladies says – reply to this

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I agree. I think she's a scientology clone of Tom Cruise.
Palm Beach Girl says – reply to this

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Suri just looks like Tom and Katie before all their cosmetic surgery. Come on people…everyone always thinks the kinds look funny (ie. Rumer Willis) but what everyone forgets is that the parents have tons of plastic surgery to look that good. Think about it!
angela says – reply to this

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i dont think i will ever have child and bring in this awful world!!
PT says – reply to this

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C'mon Perez, she's a pretty baby…nothing frightening about her.
Ricka says – reply to this

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OMG! I thought it was only me that thought that baby was creepy looking. For some reason I keep imaging her with a cleft lip, like she had surgery or something.
Melissa says – reply to this

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Katie dresses like she is 200 years old!!! Money DOES not buy style
Kadence says – reply to this

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She is a weird lookin kid. Kinda looks Asian LOL
Mark says – reply to this

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Leave celebrity kids alone..I think she's pretty…
Chudy says – reply to this

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VERY creepy! Her face and the look on it is just way off.
Jenny says – reply to this

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Oh how sad. I don't think i will come back. There are so many other sites with better footage.
Melissa says – reply to this

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Katie dresses like she is 200 years old!! Money DOES NOT buy you style
kty says – reply to this

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fuck perez i'd hate to see what your children would look like.

..o i forgot you like it in the pooper.
s says – reply to this

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the only thing funny about her is her abundance of hair. that is it.
Brandin says – reply to this

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That baby is SO BEAUTIFUL & GORGEOUS! I can only hope my future child is that pretty!
mandi says – reply to this

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Suri is weird looking! Probably from the fact the sperm that created her was a scientology milkshake! She was weird looking a year ago, with that freaky wig on her head, and still is!
Bonnie says – reply to this

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Someone needs to let Joey Potter, I meant trench coat lady that it is summer time! Dress like it! Posh might chunk her friendship if she doesn't step it up.
elina says – reply to this

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Whot's wrong with you Perez? she is a cuteeee baby and stop calling her alien, what's wrong with her?
PEREZ NEVER SAID HE WASN'T FAT says – reply to this

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Hahahahahaha! She's a cutiepie.
steph says – reply to this

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be nice. she's a little girl! did you learn nothing from your experience on the view perez?!
lilly says – reply to this

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Perez…I saw you on Sunday at a party wearing a green tshirt that read "celebrity." YEAH RIGHT!!! I also saw you digging in your nasty butthole fro about 5 minutes while you inhaled 2 hot dogs….perhaps you should stop making fun of beautiful babies, and windex your nasty ass and work on those fat roles instead.
hoho says – reply to this

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Hell yes, this kid is freaky looking. Isn't like only 14 months old too? The thing looks like she's at least 10… Even when they took those baby pictures of her in that one magazine, she looked fucking old.

Perez, please keep making fun of the kids. I love you.
morningwood says – reply to this

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it looks like she has her father's hairdresser so that she would look like him as more as possible… suspicious. she's really cute though
Stacey says – reply to this

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I think making fun of celebrities who take everything for granted and bitch about their blessed lives is halarious. However, making fun of innocent kids who have no control over what they're born into?…Not so much. Still love the site though, I log on every day!!!!! Perez for The View!!!!
JANE THE 1st says – reply to this

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THAT KID HAS ALWAYS BOTHERED ME TOO. ITS LIKE I ALWAYS HAVE TO DO A DOUBLE TAKE CUTE OR FREAKY???? SHE IS ALIEN LIKE. I DONT EVEN THINK FAGULOUS TOM CRUISE IS EVEN THE FATHER, IM SURE SOME OTHER WIERDO AT THE CHURCH DONATED THE SPERM. IT JUST ALL DOSENT SIT RIGHT WITH ME. FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT LOOKED LIKE KATIE WAS WEARING FALSE TUMMIES DURING THE PREGNANCY! AND THEN WE DIDNT EVEN SEE SURI FOR MONTHS!!!!! ALIENS
Briana says – reply to this

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she is neither 2 nor 200. She is 14 months old, and is precious. I really do love your site, but i am not a big fan of saying things about that sweet little child. The Cruise family may have some strange religious practices, but other than that appear blissfully normal - and do nothing to deserve all the negative stories about them. The live a private and quiet life, and if they are not being boisterous ( a la - avril lavigne or lilly allen) then shouldn't they be left alone ?
laurie says – reply to this

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LAY OFF THE KIDS PEREZ.

btw….what is the white and blue thing on Suri's arm??? did she get hurt?
niki says – reply to this

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lay off the kids! she's adorable.
javo says – reply to this

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seriously….shes a little girl let it be its not that funny….shes adorable
laurie says – reply to this

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LAY OFF THE KIDS PEREZ.

btw….what is on Suri's arm? Did she get hurt???
santamonica says – reply to this

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Damn right! she's CREEPY! SooorrrrRy view ladies… Perez is so much funnier than you old wind bags. Sorry! This is the future babies cause it's only gonna get worse for the poor celebutts being hunted like beasts… and that's what you get when you get your ticket to hollywierd!
aly says – reply to this

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oh hush. she' beautiful.
haydee says – reply to this

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you are totally wrong! she is adorable!!!
mia says – reply to this

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Katie looks like she is crying, and little Suri's arm looks hurt???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Perez leave the kids alone!
But I still love you:-)
Kate says – reply to this

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Did you learn nothing from the women at THE VIEW?
Picky on people… thats OK. But little children… who can't defend themselves. Not cool.
Just don't do it. I love your blogs, but just don't stoop that low.
T in the OC says – reply to this

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You're right. And when you're right, you're right. Something's weird about her. She's cute though. But looks older, or something. Those EYES.
Danny G says – reply to this

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um, why is she wearing a coat? it was 85 degrees today in nyc
Viv says – reply to this

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Suri is so adorable - not cool to call her an alien…seriously - make all the fun you want out of the adults but leave the precious cutie pies alone…totally hitting below the belt - no cool at all.
lust says – reply to this

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hahhahah dam your funny..she's cute but she does look evil she kinda has the face like mischa barton she is going to be just like her with that fake ass smile
k says – reply to this

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shes like the weird baby old people from akira
shinta loves suri says – reply to this

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SURI IS ADORABLE!!! lay off her perez…just her!
angela says – reply to this

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cause tom cruise picks out all her wardrobes
lilvoices says – reply to this

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"if you don't like it don't come back" ..BRAZILLANT!!!!! those who didn't get it..you are hopeless….those of us who do…this IS why we LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!!! LMAO you say what mos of us think
Nanner says – reply to this

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#49 Mandi… gets it. Have fun people. Where the hell was I when human babies became ENDANGERED SPECIES to these uptight ranters who need to go find another cause? It's not like you are her private manny, stick to the "code of the schoolyard", yo. We all know this little one already ownes holleywood. YAY again PEREZ = hoot, and your post's title said it.
Your Mom says – reply to this

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Didn't you learn anything from The View gals–lay off the kids! It is just cruel. Stick to giving all the crap to the parents. Believe it or not you were a kid ONCE!!
im royalty bitch! says – reply to this

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get a goddamn life!!!!
you have just proved yourself a low life.
i will let everybody know how much of a damn looser you are.
and i will definitely make sure that you GET RUINED!
i will make sure that there will no longer be PEREZHiLTON.COM!!!!!
STUPID CUNT!
shaz says – reply to this

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For the love of God,stop putting that UGLY baby on websites and in magazines.It is repulsive
sean says – reply to this

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Can anyone explain how "Suri's" hair went from being jetblack to brown??? Can it be that her hair was colored to look more like Tom's for her first picture's…… ???
Ugggh! says – reply to this

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Ok….en primer lugar! If any of you people don't like that Perez talks crap about little kids…..do everybody a favor and keep it to yourself. I'm pretty sure he really gives a rats ass what you all say. Seriously let it go! He is gonna keep doing what he is best at and that is to say what we are all thinking and are afraid to say. So keep the "I'm such a nice person so I can go to heaven" comments to yourself!
Sara says – reply to this

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Suri is the most adorable baby alien i have ever seen!
dina says – reply to this

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she is so cute but not cuter than shilo and she looks older than 1 maybe hey lied about her age
Ilya says – reply to this

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I LOVE YOU FOR THIS, PEREZ.
stacey says – reply to this

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Suri is beautiful - lay off fatty
B's Wife says – reply to this

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Suri's hair is becoming vhestnut/auburn.Just like Hartnett.
Anne says – reply to this

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Both of them are pretty.
I feel sorry for Suri. Lets hope she doesn't turn out to be a brainwashed maniac like her father is.
Cuntelina Fuckelton says – reply to this

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Hiya number 15, (the British prefer to use the correct spelling whenever we can and not some imagined mathematical symbol). [Yes we still have "a stick up our ass" but we know how to spell it!]

I just bet that you check out this site again to see if anyone has responded to your previous comment about not visiting this site again (did you see what one did there - one feigned a north American vernacular when one's grasp of the English language would have presented many other colloquelisms that one could have used here). If you can provide an uglier example of a piss poor sentence in the Queen's English I would appreciate your answers on a postcard to kissmy@ss.com
Monica says – reply to this

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Perez u'r so right just ’cause she is a kid that doesnt make her cute, or adorable. That kid is so not from this earth, she looks like somebody from another planet. Nothing pretty on her mother total boring girl next door got married 4 attention and more fame sad.
Bella says – reply to this

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SHE IS THE CUTEST CELEBRITY BABY ABOVE ALL OF THE OTHERS!!! I LIKE KATIE HOLMES, A DOWNRIGHT NICE GIRL UNLIKE THESE OTHER NO CLASS OF A TALENT WHORES LIKE PARIS, NIKKI, LINDSAY, NICOLE, JESSICA, ASHLEE, BRITNEY, ETC… BUT CHRISTINA AGULIERA HAS REAL TALENT WHO CAN SING UNLIKE THE OTHER WANNABE CELEBS. SURI IS ADORABLE!
LILLY says – reply to this

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I think she's cute.
Anna says – reply to this

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Most adorable i dont think so, this kid isnt from this earth. Katie pretty no, girl next door old and boring, brainwashed by her husband who is a loser.
GEORGE says – reply to this

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i guess u already realize u wont make it on the view lol.
Terese says – reply to this

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She is cute but she don't look like Tom. She looks like her mom, just cute… not like a beautiful baby. I wish Katie would leave his sorry old greasy ass.
Ben says – reply to this

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Keep it coming Perez.

Baby humor… love.
Monica says – reply to this

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She's a pretty little girl so i dont know why you say she's creepy looking… and i just saw you on the view when the ladies were talking to you about making fun of children and you nodded as if you understood. How evil! lol….haha you got confronted by Victoria Beckham i saw that and it was funny because you were nervous.
Suri's Boogers says – reply to this

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Perez…. my kids are failr game too. Want me to send pics? People… they are abaies… it isn't like hey are grown and know that Perez is saying hilarious things. The adults seem to be the bitches about it…..THEN it hurts the kids. Perez is doing what he does best bitches…if you don't wantpeople to pick on you… don't be fucking famous.
Joey Diggs says – reply to this

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Cuntalina Funbaginton, what the fuck are you on about? Spelling? No. 15? Wot?
rach says – reply to this

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low blow perez.
A FORMER VIEWer says – reply to this

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AS far as Perez on the view goes… they attacked him basically and didn't let him get a word in edge wise and he knew what he was going into and even said they ripped into his ass on his blog… He don't need the view… he has VH1… where he will get paid EVEN MORE money for this hilarious shit. People can have opinions. It isn't against the law.