Separated At Birth

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Left: Val Kilmer. Right: Louie Anderson.

Posted: Jul 17, 2007 at 6:42 pm / Email this »

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Jess says – reply to this

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FIRST.

Ouch, that hurt Val's feelings
b says – reply to this

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Hot~
ok says – reply to this

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haha
Tray says – reply to this

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WOW what a bloated mess!!!!
Carly says – reply to this

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Haha, that's funny because when I first saw the Val picture I thought "Hey, is that Louie Anderson?"
Barbara says – reply to this

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I still like him…….
always first says – reply to this

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TOP TEN HEEHAW BITCHES!
morningwood says – reply to this

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i'm sad for val
d.murray says – reply to this

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NASTY
angela says – reply to this

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looks more like john ritter
Christopher says – reply to this

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Filed under Avril Lavigne.
Hahahaha.
Clarissa says – reply to this

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ahaaa.
indeed/
keira says – reply to this

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what happened to him ?? omg!!
AmeliaJ says – reply to this

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Um…are you so desperate for gossip that you are recycling your jokes. We get it already. You think Val is fat. Guess what? So are you! Move on already.

Love ya Val!
Jennifer says – reply to this

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ouch…
fdksjafksj says – reply to this

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BOB ON ME says – reply to this

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Okay, give to dude break. He's a good actor and has been taking care of his personal life. notice this is first time we have heard anything about Val in years. He has known to have issues with Drugs and Alcohol for years. Looks like he finally cleaned up and put on some weight. And perez you could use lose some weight too.
Cazza says – reply to this

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Perez, you are just as fat, if not fatter than Val. I am disappointed in you.
Diana says – reply to this

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Oh, dear what happened???????? He looked so hot in the movie: a lion in the darkness. I guess, he found solace in food and wine than drugs and hollywood-cokehead bimbos.
Miss Rosanna says – reply to this

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Nooooo. You bitches are mean. Val rules. If he put on a batman costume right now, he'd kick all ya'll asses, even you, Perez! Then, he'd steal your sandwich.
Val rules my world. I love Val.
Don't listen to these clowns, Val, Vancouver, Canada loves your ass!
dee says – reply to this

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he could still be hot if he lost the weight…..
dAVID says – reply to this

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Neither of these guys is as FAT as Perez, and neither is as UGLY. MARIO is a WASTE of HUMAN FLESH!!!
sheila says – reply to this

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Perez pointing out someone else's weight is like Britney pointing out
someone is a psycho or Lindsay pointing out someone has a drug problem.
Bubba says – reply to this

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Neither of these guys is as FAT and UGLY as Perez.
J says – reply to this

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he looks more like jeff bridges than anyone else.
CK says – reply to this

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And yet Perez would beat them both by a country mile in a pie eating contest.
Victoria NYC says – reply to this

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I never liked him anyways! something about him just never did it!
ble says – reply to this

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I think this is a bit far fetched.
Bobby says – reply to this

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It's sad when people get old.
Christine says – reply to this

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TOO funny! I almost peed in my pants!!!!!!!!!
Als says – reply to this

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HAHAHA. that's so funny. poor val! can't believe he let himself go like that. stress?
Christine says – reply to this

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Val actually looks like Ryan Reynolds 'fat' character in the movie 'Just Friends'.
:)
D MURRAY says – reply to this

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# 19 Diana- the movie is called "The Goast and The Darkness" FYI
Mama Lynn says – reply to this

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Mario, you're the one who looks like a fat white dude. Ps. How you get those light eyes? You aint hispanic, Bitch, you were adopted! Oh yeah and Val is still HOTTTer than you for dayzzzzzzzz
marisa says – reply to this

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DAAAAAMN WTF happend to Val Kilmer? Did he quit the movie industry?
longirons6 says – reply to this

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Ouch. Damn funny though…
*8Sexy Bitch** says – reply to this

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OMG…SOAB….HAHAHAHAHA
zoe says – reply to this

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Perez looks like Val.
Mari says – reply to this

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God… Val Kilmer is just like Marlon Brondo!
pot kettle black! says – reply to this

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You have no fucking room to talk chub rock. Plus, you look like you smell like a stanky butt. More importantly, you are ugly on the inside. You hate yourself and feel beneath all the people you post about here, so you rip them apart to TRY to make yourself feel better. Everyone knows it.

This guy is a fantastic actor, a creative soul, and just about everyone would pick him over you 10 times out of 10. Have you not seen his work?

WHERE IS YOUR TALENT?? WHAT DO YOU DO BESIDES TRY TO RIP ON PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY CREATE MORE THAN REGURGITATED GOSSIP FROM OTHER SITES?
Vanessa says – reply to this

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Ouch that is so not fair!! Even chunked up Val is still waayyy hotter than Louie Anderson!!
Hannah says – reply to this

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Perez he's almost as fat as you are.
Ilya says – reply to this

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ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
j says – reply to this

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If "Seperated at Birth" is the title, we need a 3rd picture with perez!
Michelle says – reply to this

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Perez he's almost as fat as you are.
coribee says – reply to this

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! val i still love you. Doc holiday was rolling and so are you!
Ann-Elise says – reply to this

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Perez….they don't look anything alike. Nice try:)
The Media Police says – reply to this

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heh heh he hit that one right on the Nail!
Lmfao@ Louie AnderesON!!!

lol @ Jon Lovitz beating up ANDy Dick …..celebs are so entertaining
Sophs says – reply to this

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i hate it when pretty people get fat!
Jess says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
your the best Perez
Perez Says says – reply to this

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take a joke tards.

Im off to drink a smoothie, u know what fat ppl do……..
sassy says – reply to this

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He has such a sweet smile! I think he's darling
sexymom says – reply to this

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OMG! Val used to be SOOOOOOO hot. This is sad.
NZJDIVA says – reply to this

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I'd still hit it. hard. :-p
doug says – reply to this

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wow….that is one chubby cheeked kilmer….pretty scary actually….and a good contender for celebrity fit club…..jenny craig? Interested in a spokes MAN? He's your guy!
lizcrewzn says – reply to this

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According to IMDB, Val has 5 movies in post-production right now and 3 movies in pre-production. Maybe the weight gain is for a role? Even if it's not, I will still love him.
tallguy says – reply to this

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Oh my God!! What happened to him??? He used to be very hot! Poor Guy!
GinaDoll says – reply to this

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he is so NOT my WINGMAN!!!!

He also looks like Jeff Bridges
JB says – reply to this

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WHAT HAPPENED? BLOATED TICK
hoolie says – reply to this

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what the hell happened to Iceman??? by the way, you're a fat fuck youself, perez.
CALL COKE WHORE LINDZ says – reply to this

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Toonkinstien says – reply to this

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OMG!!!! he used to be so hot..WTF
mel :) says – reply to this

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aww that is mean in so many ways..
Loady Smurf says – reply to this

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Hello Kettle?

This is the Pot calling….
punit69 says – reply to this

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awwww pooor val, he was hot once apon a time
papiolisa says – reply to this

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so…your point is?????? Val Kilmer is human….just like all the rest of us. We have highs and we have lows…who determines when we are experiencing which?????? Look in his eyes….Val Kilmer looks content. P.S. Perez….put pink hair on him and he would kind of look like YOU!!!!!! Good golly -
skinnygirluver says – reply to this

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Seriously…when you have as much free time as he has there is no excuse to be that freaking fat!!! Go workout..just watch TV and walk on a treadmill for 5 hours.
Nico says – reply to this

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did any of you even see The Salton Sea? KILMER OWNS ALL OF YOU!!!!! who cares if he's as fat as perez… at least he's talented!!
JJ says – reply to this

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Wow! Val Kilmer should hook up with John Travolta and roll around in a big tub of chocolate pudding together!
Perez's Puta says – reply to this

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Ah, how do I say this delicately……whew, ah, Perez, my darling, you have little room to talk……dayum….Diss. I think Val looks hot, even with a few extra pounds. He is no where close to Louie Anderson's size, so let's be fair. He is enjoying his life and, I say, more power to him!
Rachet says – reply to this

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Please tell me this is his chubby look-a-like…..
craig connor says – reply to this

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Geeeez is that the iceman!!
D. says – reply to this

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I'd still hit him, but he'd have to wear a bag over his head with a picture of his younger and slimmer self taped to the front AND back.
Deena says – reply to this

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Why is Val Kilmer neglecting himself? I loved him in "The Saint". Still a fan.
tf says – reply to this

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AND STARING PEREZ AS THEIR LOVE CHILD
Harley Golightly says – reply to this

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Can't even recognize him anymore. Val that is.
Glo says – reply to this

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What in the hell has happened to Val Kilmer? Note the empty bowls on the table. Step away from the buffett Val!!!
LuckyDee says – reply to this

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He just needs to lose a couple pounds to he can be HOTT VAL again!
suze says – reply to this

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Celebrity Fit Club here he comes. You might try that too Perez
you're so dumb says – reply to this

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mama lynn……….. who told you that latinos and/or hispanics are only dark complexed??? there is tons of people with blond hair, light eyes, fair skin that are latinos……just giving you a lil education, get out of your trailer, read books, etc etc
carmie says – reply to this

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what happened????????
Vanessa says – reply to this

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He does not look bad! You need to lay off of people when it comes to weight, you are definitely not one to talk…
Kristin says – reply to this

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oh my goodness, what happened to VAL?!?! He used to be hot…well back when he was batman.
Kristin says – reply to this

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oh my goodness, what happened to Val?! He used to be hot…back when he was batman.
jessica says – reply to this

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i still love val hes my huckleberry
carmela says – reply to this

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THAT is funny……
O says – reply to this

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You're one to talk.
AJ says – reply to this

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please please please SOMEBODY tell me this was photoshoped!!!!!
Ally says – reply to this

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Perez you are awsome!
bluebear says – reply to this

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i feel for the guy, it's easy to gain and hard to lose. Back to my diet tomorrow.
girlieXO says – reply to this

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that's really him???? EWWWWW
Samantha says – reply to this

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Jeez, what happened to Batman!?!? Almost as bad as the joker…
Val Kilmer says – reply to this

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I just wanted all of you to know, that I'm human and I have feelings too. I have had some personal problems that I have been trying to deal with, sometimes life gets tough. Please keep that in mind while you say mean & hurtful things about me.
Sherry T says – reply to this

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Actually, I was thinking he looked like John Candy.
gloo says – reply to this

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lmao - at Oh No They Didn't, they're saying that he looks just like YOU perez…
paul flanagan says – reply to this

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I swear you live in a huge glass tower Mzzzzz. Hilton!

You have the nerve to mock celebrities for their various human traits – today it was Val Kilmer and his excess weight gain and meantime you hide behind some grand illusion that you are thinner than what you really are (check out your banner headers on your site – denial at best).

Apparently you have the opposite of Anorexia which must be some strange new disease where you look in the mirror and think you are thin but you are really FAT!

Between this and your tenacity to systematically out gay people, thus depriving them them of their right to explore their own personal journey in life, you epitomize the definition of a hypocritical ‘low life’.

How about in lieu of showing the ‘world’ how much they supposedly ‘love Perez’, you perhaps show the other side of the coin - Those who find you disgusting, deplorable and unworthy of a passing thought let alone a television show to use as your soap box! I sense that the latter group is large in number as I have yet to meet one single person from the former!

How sad and lonely you must really be!
lipchic says – reply to this

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That's fucked up…funny..but fucked. LMFAO
Dee says – reply to this

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Really? YOU'RE going to point fingers at fat people?
IMR says – reply to this

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What happened to Val??? He needs a trainer ASAP this way he can look hot again.
PT says – reply to this

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Val is still a handsome dude!!!