The Greater The Cushion, The Better The Pushin'

Filed under: Super Seniors

Attention chubby chasers! Have beer, make Batman happy.

A luscious and corpulent Val Kilmer chowed down at the Rainbow in West Hollywood this past weekend.

Would you still hit it?

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

Posted: Jul 17, 2007 at 1:04 am / Email this »

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Vicky K says – reply to this

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'FAT
c. says – reply to this

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i'd still hit it.
cassieday says – reply to this

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dead sexy
kay says – reply to this

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no! and first.
lala says – reply to this

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i still love him
aussiegal says – reply to this

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WOW he has really chunked up
Poopy says – reply to this

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He's gorgeous.
Terese says – reply to this

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Beyonce should teach him how to do that ampit pose.
Tristan Unsworth says – reply to this

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Damn, you girls are fast. Yeah, I'd tap that, too (have hot gay sex w/). Hey, why not… he played Batman, or something rather. *mumbles and trails off in conversation*
Rhen3 says – reply to this

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Wow, he really got fat! I didn't even recognize him!
maddie says – reply to this

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fo sho
blue says – reply to this

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oh my what happened to him?
Dave says – reply to this

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He's such a great actor. And he was sooo hot before… He's a good actor no matter what size he is, but I fear being in this shape could lose him a lot of roles… I hope he gets back into shape
Terese says – reply to this

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He's prolly of the blow.
What the hell says – reply to this

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OMG!!! What in the hell has happened to him? Did he eat Starr Jones?
Saint says – reply to this

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I guess he is just enjoying life. he s like 50. since he had a super hot bod few years ago, to which he must have worked on forever, it is a bit of a shame though that he looks like this right now.
Cliff says – reply to this

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I think it is very sad. He is in alot of pain and using food to cope (like me).
Mike says – reply to this

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Finally….a actor to take the place of Marlon Brando. The race is on Val, can you get as big as Marlon in his final days???
Dingo says – reply to this

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I would still hit that. He's damn hot! Just needs a tan!
DeW says – reply to this

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He may be chubby… but I still see him and think of Top Gun… and Willow… yum!
Shaneka Harris says – reply to this

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He makes me hungry for baby back ribs.
yo says – reply to this

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he's a very talented actor but man he really let himself go.
a says – reply to this

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fuck yes, fat dudes are hooooooot
oliver says – reply to this

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Perez. you are truly a jackass! This man has done more to entertain people, and in a good way, than you could ever hope to imagine. People age, as will you. One thing I would be willing to bet on is that Val Kilmer could hold a better conversation over a table than you could ever hope to. Not a TROUGH, a table!!!
rob says – reply to this

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perez u have a lot of nerve calling anyone fat when ur a big fat mess yourself
jabba says – reply to this

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it looks like he already got a hit, with the ugly stick!
Joey Jack says – reply to this

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He looks like John Ritter
Sterling says – reply to this

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I remember him from "top Secret" many years ago. Had a huge crush on him then, and I'd still do him
eyecool says – reply to this

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wow, he's come a long way since Real Genius
Tristan Unsworth says – reply to this

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Hey, he _does_ look like a fat John Ritter. lol
janet says – reply to this

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Still smaller than Perez, and about 15-20 years older…
cono says – reply to this

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Yes, I'd still hit it! LOOOOOOOOVE YOU VAL!!!!!!
jessi says – reply to this

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ewww.
Lauren says – reply to this

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I'd totally still hit it.
Jacob Kasza says – reply to this

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Does anyone know if he's circumcised, or not??!! This keeps me up at nights. lol Intact guys rule!!!!!! sexasnatureintendedit dot-com
Karen says – reply to this

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Thats BatMan ..Hell Yeah!
Ccslater says – reply to this

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holy fuck.
Alex says – reply to this

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OMG, what the F*CK! He used to be such a stud and now….oh dear. Join a gym Val.
ccslater says – reply to this

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holy fuck. serious.
reality-check says – reply to this

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Why does he look mildly retarded? Can't fatso hire a trainer? Its LA FFS!!
Shy says – reply to this

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I'd still hit it, but he looks like he's have some kind of urge in this pic.
Becky says – reply to this

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I would definitely still hit it. He's attractive at any size and any age (even twenty+ years older).
yessir says – reply to this

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I never thought he was attractive, but this picture is actually swaying my opinion. I think he's cute!
Tero says – reply to this

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Ice Man becomes Ice Cream man!!!
ashley says – reply to this

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Omg ! Noo ! He was so fucking hottt !
dtd says – reply to this

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ya I'd still hit that, he would still know all the moves.
Scott says – reply to this

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I'm admittedly kind of a gym queen, but I'm not generally put off by weight. Some people carry it better than others. With Val, it's hard to see at first, particularly having just seen Top Gun for the very first time last week. I had a lot of fights with the scale before I started the gym so I totally get it; if working out is not your thing, it's tough, especially a public figure that probably goes to a lot of events and things.

Obviously he's just being casual here, but what he's wearning is washing him out, and I think if he had the clothes right, he could still rock it.
yo says – reply to this

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still love ya Val.
murry says – reply to this

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Shit, I've got some cushion myself. I'd hit that three ways from Sunday.
gggdf says – reply to this

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:) :O
AmeliaJ says – reply to this

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I'd so hit that! I will always love Val. I still love "Real Genius". I also really like watching "The Saint". I watch it a lot and I'm not really sure why. ?? He is the Iceman!! Don't be criticizing Ice!!
Marcel says – reply to this

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Wow, he starts to look like you.
Kristine says – reply to this

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I would hit it, but I would try to picture him when he played Jim Morrison. Who the hell am I kidding I don't even think that would help!
:O! says – reply to this

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WOW! hes packed on some weight…. he was such a good batman
chloe says – reply to this

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to me Val is still Jim Morrison…

he's rich & fat..so big deal. He's got a mega ranch & land.
Kids..his life is good. He looks content & secure in his fatness…I dig it.
AB says – reply to this

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NooO!!! VAL KILMER SAY IT AIN'T SO!
weasley says – reply to this

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That guy is HOT! He kicks ass.
gregatory says – reply to this

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I THOUGHT THIS WAS PEREZ AT FIRST
ble says – reply to this

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I hope you are not offended by this comment, Perez, but I think the two of you look kind of alike.

Personally I love a man who likes a good meal. He doesn't look at traditionally "hot" as he used to be, but he's still handsome and I know I could cook him a nice big dinner and he's appreciate it.

Of course, I am married, but figuratively speaking.
KPOWER27 says – reply to this

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I would do VAL any time, ANYWHERE!!! I'm his HUCKLEBERRY!!
Carmen says – reply to this

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I'll be his Huckleberry anyday!
Kuzza says – reply to this

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Hell Yeah, I'd still hit it, in a heartbeat. he is the sexiest to have ever worn the black rubber of batman. he may have a few extra inches, but those lips. Heaven
Boodakiss says – reply to this

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Yes! Hell yes! More cushin for the pushin!
threenine says – reply to this

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I'd still hit it.
Kelsie Kay says – reply to this

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I would still hit it, and think of him in top gun
snow says – reply to this

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perez you're not so slim yourself.
Rx says – reply to this

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wow. the only psuedo celeb fatter than he is at this point is the P man himself.
gagmewithafork says – reply to this

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OMIGOD! He totally looks like early Paul Lynde before he became famous. He was always self obsessing about his weight.
christine says – reply to this

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no thanks.
C. says – reply to this

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Perez….I don't understand….ur bigger than he is….and its prob for a role….wats ur excuse…..
PEREZ IS A SILLY FAT COW! says – reply to this

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how funny that perez is making fat jokes. Look in the mirror much FATSO!!!!
what a douche bag perez is.
Collin says – reply to this

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wow - it is things like this - to see him in this condition - which makes me want to cry. But he looks sooooooooooooo happy. So I am happy.
Heather says – reply to this

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I'd hit that for the rest of my life and have 10,000 of his babies
Snotty says – reply to this

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I wouldn't have touched him as Ice Man… he was totally hot as Jim Morrison though… But my vote is Hell No, I wouldn't hit that.
Charlotte says – reply to this

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Holy shit! What the hell happened to him??
Tamara says – reply to this

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there was a time when he was super gorgious but i don't like it now
HillTheSpill says – reply to this

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You bet his sweet ass I'd still hit it!
mtg says – reply to this

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I'd still hit it. I wouldn't hit Perez. Except with a bat. He's still thinner than Perez's fat ass.
jenn says – reply to this

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Val's chunkiness was news in April. And even then, big fucking whoop–surprise! He's the same age as Kevin Spacey! Anyway, pretty sure he's been concentrating on raising his kids and being a great dad. And honestly, if he gave two shits about being the sexiest guy in Hollywood, I'm sure he has the money to do it. So?
STFU says – reply to this

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Perez, who the hell are you to call someone fat? You're 300 lbs!!! I mean, STFU and head to a gym. I saw you on Beckham's show tonight…. you are a whale. God, I hate your guts. If you were lying in the gutter, choking on your own vomit, drunk… I wouldn't roll you over. I would spit on you.
$parkle says – reply to this

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HE IS DISGUSTING. I can't even look at his disugsting revolting face. Someone should really try to help him try to get back to anything even resembling human. He should be ashamed of himself and we should never look back.

Val Kilmer is dead.
jenn says – reply to this

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P.S. In short, I obviously would still hit it.
LILLY says – reply to this

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He's a fatass.
madson says – reply to this

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To think, Perez looks like this at 29 years old. Gosh, at least Val waited till middle age to let himself go.
booboo says – reply to this

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ewww. remember when he played jim morrison like 10 years ago and was soooo hot?? wtf happened.
Cleo says – reply to this

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What is he trying to turn into Marlon Brando? He hasn't had a good film in years, he is a mess.
VV1027 says – reply to this

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It's Perez's long lost twin
j says – reply to this

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Why is this so infuriating? It isn't only that Mario has long endured weight fluctuation himself, and then gaily crucifies another celebrity for having the same human problem. No.

It's that Mario will attack you for gaining weight, losing weight, drinking, being sober, whatever (unless you're Beth Ditto! Anything goes, so long as Mario can get that backstage pass!). Mario wants you to be mad at Jessica Alba for not "feeling Mexican"–she's half–but he's never, ever attacked Jennifer Tilly for not being "more Chinese." Because he doesn't care.

In the end, Mario isn't demonizing Val Kilmer at ALL. Because Mario doesn't have an opinion; he doesn't even have a story. He has sensationalism and sensationalism alone (it's that page click that means revenue, and more ad cookies saved to your computer), and his brand of storytelling is 100% grounded in the most frightened, the darkest, the cattiest, evillest place in his readers' hearts and minds. Why is Val Kilmer news now? Because if he can get old and fat, oh my god, it means it might even happen to you, too.
shanna4444 says – reply to this

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id hit that……… twice
Good for Val says – reply to this

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He looks pretty happy. I mean, he's concentrating on raising his kids. That's what is important in life. Not 40 lbs. And look at Perez. He has 140 lbs to lose. So enjoy your life while it lasts Mario. Karma's a bitch, you'll get what's coming to you.
arse says – reply to this

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haha perez, i thought that was YOU!
tess says – reply to this

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oompa loompa or what
OJ says – reply to this

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7 times..and don't ever call someone fat u tub of lard
Jedd says – reply to this

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looks cute and wholesome
KB says – reply to this

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Maybe he is sick — steroids cause a "moon" face and such — maybe its medication making him that way
butt munch says – reply to this

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i suppose he got fat for a "part in a movie". why is he so fat????
ben says – reply to this

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he's thinner than you. fat ass.
D. says – reply to this

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Q: Would you still hit it?
A: Only if I can put a bag over his head with a picture of the thinner and younger Val Kilmer taped to the front.
swoozie says – reply to this

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Oh. My. God.

Yeah - to answer your question - with a stick.
Perez Lover says – reply to this

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OMG! That fat fuck Perez is sooooo funny trying to pawn this pic of himself and say it is Val. Come on Perezels, we are not stupid, we can all tell it's you, you beached whale. Luv ya