Wanna Party With Britney???

She may have gone to three different rehab facilities this year, but that hasn't stopped Britney Spears from hitting the party scene and it hasn't stopped clubs from booking her to make appearances.
The mother of two has just signed on to host the opening of the new LAX club at the Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas on August 31st.
Britney's last paid appearance in Vegas was a disaster! She infamously "passed out" while hosting Pure's New Year's Eve celebration.
We hope things go more smoothly for Spears this time. Oh, who are we kidding?
We hope this trailer trash passes out again or marries some other loser. We wouldn't expect anything less from Britney!
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no thanks
What a mess she is!!!
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no thanks!
he he, what a sad piece of white trash!
why would anyone want her to host anything?
Ohh Britney….yikes.
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perez, get over the fact that she will always have more money than you you fat fuck. you keep getting fatter and fatter…why??? i hope britney hits you with her benz you fucking waste.
DEADBEAT CHAINSMOKING PIG—
MAYBE SHE SHOULD TAKE HER KIDS TO DISNEYWORLD INSTEAD OF FLASHING HER DIRTY CROTCH TO THE WORLD AND KICK START MORE BARS/CLUBS.
ISN'T IT FUNNY THAT NO FAMILY OR CELEBRITIES WOULD BE CAUGHT DEAD WITH HER OR DEFENDING HER??
YOU ARE OUT OF SHAPE AND SAD TO LOOK AT, BRIT!
i really cant belive her children have not been taken away! yikes! we love you perez!!!
What a trashy whorebag…sick!
WhaT is this chicKs fuTure…this is a never ending faLL from famE back to her original traiLer!!!!! Could not be more traGic!!!! Someone teLL her to STAY INSIDE!!! I mean does she have anyyyyyy friends……. Take the two kids and your $$$$$$ & move to another country get yourself together thennnnnnnn get back in puBLic when you have it together…….
TotAL wReCK………
Didn't she already wear this outfit this week?
And why would I know that?
Perez! Be nice…. Give the girl a chance to redeem herself… You know deep down she is a good person. We have all made mistakes… We all need to look at ourselves before we judge others. She needs space to breath… Stop the media coverage.
LOVE YOUR FAN… Brandi
oooh please nick she had two kids…if i had two babies and looked like that, i'd be happy. you ppl are just jealous that you have to go to work everyday and make ur living instead not havinf to do anything…thats just the life you were born to have…dont be jealous
Get us free passes to it, Perez!! I'd totally go!
Sigh… WHY do I love her so????
She is a mess. These clubs are stupid for paying her and people stupid for going to see her. She needs to go in the country and relax and spend time with the kids. I hate to say this but I think K-Fed is a better parent - and he is a loser - but a loser who is more responsible than her!!!!!
i love britney…u ppl are just jealous b/c u have to wake up and go to work everyday just to live…some ppl just get lucky or work hard and make millions and then they can do whatever the f*ck they want…she looks good for having two babies for gods sake…id be happy to look like that after giving freakin birth twice…everyone hates on her bc she is a woman having fun…and thats wrong
I feel she must have always been like this but had a support system in place that protected her and kept it under wraps. You can't just one day go this fucking crazy!! I could care less what happens to this waste anymore, I feel so sorry for those two adorable little boys, thier best hope right now is K-Fed, how pathetic is that?
when can we see her featured in a porno? id totally download it for free! why pay to see her cooch when its already all over the internet??
sick & tired …and sad
nooooo lolsz
Fucking idiot!
i hope her baby is doing well after she dropped it
She looks like she smells. She looks so nasty. Why are he children still with her.
I feel sorry for her. I know what it is like to have a mom stab you in the back. This all stems from her hurt because of the break up with Justin. She wanted babies with Justin… she filled the void, that is all she did. Now she has to deal with the bad choices she has made. I hope to see her come back very strong. I do.
She'll be passed out on the curb and some wacked out dude will pee on her.
It'll be priceless. AND, she'll love it.
At this point in her career, she aspires to become trailer trash once again.
Vegas. Next stop Atlantic City!
Prayer: "Dios quiera y alguien se apiade de los hijos de Britney y alguien llame a Child and Family Services, those kids deserve better…"Jesus Christ someone PLeeeease get this woman some advice…
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Take a listen, Britney Spears has more talent then most singer/actors out there, so stop hating! She is a human being who messed up and needs help!? Any other star can be easily forgiven for stuff that is far worst than what she does. So she goes out and looks like a mess!? So what! Have you seen all the other drunk druggies and over tanned stars! I am sure she has like 10 nannies taking care of her kids at home! Has everyone forgotten that most stars dont even see their kids after they have a c-section, they are to busy starving, chain smoking, drinking red bull and working out or moving onto to a next movie/TV show! So please cut the crap and stop being so righteous! Man the woman is not Hitler! And damn right I would party it up with her! So kiss it!
Here we go again with the "she just had two kids, leave her alone"…Heidi Klum have 3 kids close together and she looks fantastic. Stop making excuses for this fatty….she's fat b/c of her poor eating habits (Cheetos anyone?) drinking and doing drugs. She's also bulimic which explains why she's always puffy and have thick manly neck. She's fat and bloated all over.
Yeah, I'd party with her too, but she'd have to buy the drinks! Isnt she supposed to be pregnant again? AGAIN!!!???? Why oh why won't this train wreck subside into her local trailer park and raise the spawn???
all that money and she cant hire a decent stylist??
As the old saying goes you can't buy class, and at this point in her life why try
Lana: "they are to busy starving, chain smoking, drinking red bull and working out or moving onto to a next movie/TV show! So please cut the crap and stop being so righteous!"
HUH? Britney is over-eating, chain smoking, drinking red bull, working out and supposely working on her new album and going to clubs every night. What the hell are you talking about…you just described Britney on the nail. And it's not the nanny's job to take care of her babies….it's HER job!
this girl has just no personnality at all… very disappointing
Yeah, I'd party with her too, but she'd have to buy the ***** (insert common/in fashion party drug/drink here)! Isnt she supposed to be pregnant again? AGAIN!!!???? Why oh why won't this train wreck subside into her local trailer park and raise the spawn???
She's a trainwreck. Go home and take care of your kids, stupid.
Hmm, I live in Vegas…so that going to be interesting to see….I wonder if she'll run into Justin?lol He'll be here @ Mandalay Bay for his concert Sept. 1st and 2nd. I'll keep an eye and a ear out for them.HAHA
Walking Talking Trailer Trash on a Good Day!……YUCK!!!
Will someone give her that braclet Lohan is wearing to test if she has been drinking or doing anything!!! She needs to give those kids to Keivn (OMG I said that!) and party her life away like Anna Nicole but give those kids to someone who WNATS and will take care of them!!!!! Which isnt her!!!!
i'm sick and tired of people defending this piece of trash, maybe they are just like her with no morals.
Britney is a fat whore, she's so ugly. someone put this bitch out of her misery now.
Brintey Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I don't understand why she dresses this way when she has $$$$ :O(
I feel bad for her kids. She shouldn't be able to have anything to do with her kids until she straightens up. What a mess.
She wants to be trashy!! She likes showing her weird crotch and looking ugly…its her perogitave!
This is Britney Spears when she wakes up:
"Yall I really wanna wear my sexy new Vickys Secret pushup cuz it makes me look all volumptious and shit. Is that too skanky to wear a see through turtleneck with it?…and i can top it off with some business shorts so i can really be taken seriously, ya'll!"
Fuck of teenyboppers, if you don't like Perez then don't visit his site hypocrites.
Who cares how much money this bitch has? she doesn't take showers, she's ugly, she neglects her children, she abuses animals, she is an ungrateful whore. Ugly inside and out. She is worthless, and her life is worthless, the sooner this ehore dies the better. I would pay to watch this whore get killed. She's utter trash.
Fuck you teenyboppers we will say we like about her, when we like, as often as we like, so get fucked cunts.
HELL YEA !! partying with Britney would be an experience !!!
i love brit!!! she may be a little busted from the hotness she used to be but she probably STILL looks better then all of you
Stephen London (#5) is a racist pig for saying "white" trash! If Britney was black would you call her n1993r trash? Bigotry is repulsive and it is unacceptable to make derogatory comments on any race, including caucasian.
i'm sick of britney… perez, i want more nicole richie… please
She is exactly what you call - WT - White Trash
Perez is right - she's pretty inferior and has been for quite some time.
What kind of person refuses to allow their own mother to see their grandkids? I could understand if Lynn was abusive, neglectful, irresponsible. Lynn has been nothing but wonderful to Brit and was desperate to get her daughter back on track.
Britney's nothing but a selfish whore who unfortunately is a mother.
hope is spelled with at P not an M…who's the editor?
She supports puppy mills Yall!!!!!….
boo…
she needs to be re-born. Send her to a mormon church for a while and let them alter her. Please please please!
i just can't stand this trashy girl, she's such a looser and why is she still getting publicity?
She's a freak.. brrrr
Double D—
What the fuck do you do for a living? Manage a dollar-only store??
Who the fuck would be jealous of this skanks life! Her horseshit career. Her SHIT reputation as a mother—daughter–
I love going to work and achieving—giving back to the world! Make money!!Utilizing my work ethic my parents handed down. I am far from jealous of this deadbeat mother who dresses like a retarded circus act.
People will stay pay to SEE this HOOKER?!? She serves NO purpose at this time besides making a FOOL out of herself!!!!
fuck you perez you are just jealous because britney love x17 hahaha you are a big idiot please die
i always liked britney. she will get it together. she just needs some time.
Perez, this is one of those posts where you've gone too far. There's a difference between being delightfully nasty and being visciously cruel. You've chosen the latter with this post, and it's a huge turn-off.
The picture is old !!!!
fuck you perez you are jealous because britney love x17 hahaha what a miss you are
sick. what is your problem britney? two cute kids and you dress like a hoochie-mama on a daily basis. i hope none of the kids in their class ever tease your boys because of your behavior.
She has the WORST clothes! What the hell is she thinking????
you have an editor, use it
We home this trailer trash passes out again or marries some other loser. We wouldn’t expect anything less from Britney!
its HOPE instead of home and if you actually read the comments you would have changed it by now
Does this woman EVER stay at home with her children at night. If this were the "average" person - those kids would have been taken by CPSA. Maybe it's not such a bad thing that the boys are being raised by nannies. At least it is some stability in their lives.
britney needs to take responsability and get her shit together because shes a total wreck right now!! she needs to start acting like a mother and less like a damn stripper, showin her crotch to the world! it's sad to say but k-fed is defenitley the better parent, he may be a loser but hes a loser who knows what responsability and priorities are. I USED to love britney but she's let me down and most likley many other fans as well.
Haahahahhahahahahahaaaa!!!! no thank you!
correction: she infamously "COLLAPSED" (translation: passed out)
ok…..first she looks great in this pic she did after all have 2 children….but……what the fuck is she doing out parting every night?
helllllooooooo brit your kids need a mommy…you should think about that now before they are old enough to put you in rehab or before you have to put them in rehab because mommy was not there for them and they turned to drugs who we a ll no is always your best friend when no one else is…
perez you´re so fat!
shut your fucking mouth
you never say something about the biggest bitch of all: PARIS!
oh sorry, you´re thinking you look like her HAHA
What a stupid bitch…..When is she going to do the world a favor and kill herself?
she can't honestly think she looks good like that. what is she thinking when she gets dressed?
britney is just asking for it…. thank you perez for giving it to her
perez, why don't you go row back to cuba.
let's do a little digging into perez'_family closet… hmmm?
your an idiot perez.
will someone PLEASE run this bitch over with a truck or something???
Perez, why do you keep refering to her as a "mother of two"??? She is NO mother to those babies! Who has been holding those little guys at night? She is no mother to those children!
Rumor has it Brit brit is in jail for laying the smack down on her mom!!! I hope Lynn presses charges. Think the Luxor wants a violent bitch on the loose, drunk, trying to keep her shit together. I would think not,but after all…it is Vegas.
noooooooopp
look how fat she is….. her belly.. shes a white trash whore!! washed up!
ship her back to Louisiana with the other wetbacks and brothers live
crazy woman!!!! im sick of hearing about her crackhead stories yet at the same time im so interested. i heard all those guys i.e lindsay lohan and them have a party group on peekamo.com.
I just want to wash her, take off her extentions and push her into Gap or Old Navy - - anything is better then the train wreck saddness that she is now. And tell don't move if you think you need to go outside then it is a bad idea.
Be normal.
gosh she is a mess. she needs some mental help. I feel bad for her kids. I also feel bad for all her old fans. I aways knew this cunt was a loser. Britney GO AWAY you will never have a comeback YOU SUCK!!!!
i'm pretty sure they were selling all that shit at RAVE at the mall about 4 1/2 years ago
I just don't get why this girl looks so bad 24/7 is she completly out of money? does she own a mirror? i mean come on, open a magazine, a catalog, copy someone else's look for god's sake, but quit dressing like hooker barbie!
Wow, that is sooo sad…
What the hell kind of outfit do you call that. SLUTY ASS WHITE TRASH
By the way, comment #'s 80 and 81…who the fuck are you?? You both are ignorant pricks. Perez is Cuban…AND?? What do you both do for a living? I am sure he is more successful than the both of you dicks combined. I don't get it, if you people hate him, why come to his site? Losers
…EW. When will she realize her golden years are over and stop doing all this shit?? it's not good for her kids, her image…or her damn fashion sense! SICK!!!! does she have a stylist??? if so, where the fuck was he/she when she decided this was a good idea??? also her poor kids. plenty of therapy will be needed when they grow up.
Does she own a fucking mirror!
This photo pisses me off it's so bad.
Someone should take her children NOW!
Fix your freaking typos numbnutz!
Man ,where is the love people?She's lost and thanks to getting her way all the time,she hasn't matured.But that is no reason to wish harm to someone who does nothing but harm themselves.
I wish everyone would leave Britt ALONE! It's not like if she did something right anyone would give her a pat on the back. The poor girl just needs a friend someone who will listen and understand. I'm not famous but I'm sure that being in the spotlight and having the whole world tell you your a terriable mom, a even worse pet owner and the laughing stalk of Hollywood has to be hard!!! Don't ya think!?
All she did was got pregnant to a scroty little boy man, twice, lost her abs, lost her hair, lost her sex appeal, went out a few times, did some narcotics, displayed her crotch, went a bit mental. And now everyone is furious about it! ALl you HATERS, BE CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR OWN LIVES, BRitney Spears does not exist to fulfill your ideology of what YOU want HER to be like!
her clothes say "I'm insane"