Wanna Party With Britney???

She may have gone to three different rehab facilities this year, but that hasn't stopped Britney Spears from hitting the party scene and it hasn't stopped clubs from booking her to make appearances.
The mother of two has just signed on to host the opening of the new LAX club at the Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas on August 31st.
Britney's last paid appearance in Vegas was a disaster! She infamously "passed out" while hosting Pure's New Year's Eve celebration.
We hope things go more smoothly for Spears this time. Oh, who are we kidding?
We hope this trailer trash passes out again or marries some other loser. We wouldn't expect anything less from Britney!
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perez had gayulous dreamsicle hair on the view yay! britney can eat a bago'dix! cmon people shes an idiot. i'd rather defend michael jackon…. a popstar with real problems..but…real talent….stfu.
please everyone, britney should be supported before something terrible happens. she was soo hot before and could be still she only 26. i hope she gets well soon and brings out some music and gets back on track. STOP saying her childre should be taken away. SHE IS a GOOD MOTHER
she needs to learn how to atlest dress good. I have 4 kids with a rockin body she needs to come over and shop in my closet, oh wait shes to fat. sorry brit.
why havent her kids been taken away? no ta by the way!!!!
Um Perez Love you but you need to hire an editor, the errors are becoming 2 much
I'm still rooting for Brit…I like her. I think she's smarter than how she's portrayed.
Her belly button looks huge in this pic, by the way.
shes gone crazy and needs a kick in the ass. i feel really bad for her kids and what they are going to have to live with…=S
ew.
Fuck Im a stylist and Im tryin to help this crazy bitch out!!NO CHARGE!!!
You guys have no clue what the situation but you say her kids should be taken away. The ONLY time she goes out is when the kids are with Kevin, and she does nto leave them with a nanny at that time. FURTHERMORE, why do any of you not comment on the fact Kevin takes them to Vegas and leave them with a nanny in a hotel, or that he is continually out boinking his girlfriend or bringing her over and for christs sake, this yahoo degrades her in public at his abismal performances, in Chicago, writes graffiti about her on bathroom walls.
Maybe, just maybe Perez and all the people who comment on her, should shut your traps, take some pictures of Kevin in the act of gold digging and living his "iced out" life courtesy of Britney's hard work.
What a loser she is… but you if her single ever drops, we're gonna all lover her again.
I just cant believe this is the same britney spears as she was was, she was so hot and every girl wanted a body like that, now!! She looks like sh*t. She is a terrible mother and she has gone freakin crazy. What a mess, you would think with all that money, she would at least do somthing about a halfway decent wig and clothes.
Wouldn't it be great if Justin and Britney got back together. They were SO cute together. That idiot dancer/'rapper' has ruined her career.
What trash, get her a stylist!!!!
She is so messed up! Her kids and that new dog need to be taken away! What happend to the sexy Spears' from yester-year?
What a train wreck! Sorry but I have to say it's enjoyable to watch. I love "Crack Brit" way better than the old Brit. Can't wait to see what's next. But someone should definately do something for those poor kids!
Wow! poor Britney, I feel sorry for here!
It's clear that Britney is trash. But what makes her different for someone like Paris?
Maybe it's that Hilton pays Perez bills…
What do I have to pay to get rid of her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Train Wreck Spears! I hope it's not true that her will has her leaving all of her money to her little sister if her boys aren't 18. Who is advising that?
I think she's a bullheaded woman who won't listen to any advice when she's geek up and I think she's been geeked for the last 3 or 4 years. Sooner or later if she doesn't calm the f– - down and get back to being a professional entertainer she won't just be lipsinging at the House of Blues but she'll be singing for chain in some subway tunnel and Kevin will have the kids.
I think he has far more sense than she does. And I believe his knows how to stretch his 15 minutes of fame and take care of his self and not go broke.
That is the weekend of the Justin concert and Mandalay bay… hmmm Justin and Britney reunited???
i would totally not go ANYWERE with someone dressed like THAT!! shamely a mess!
those shorts are from forever 21!!! and she needs a stylish FAST
Okay, have to say it. Isn't her outfit a throwback from the 90's? I mean, if that mode of fashion is making a come back I'd like to know about it.
What did K-Fed ever see in this pig?
I love to hate this coked out whore!
Perez I love you and youre honesty. You say what all of America wants to say, but doesn't…..
She is a mess. A washed up mess. Even if she has all the money in the world now, KFed is going to end up with it sooner than later. He will have the kids and her money. She is a manic depressive. A nut. She is a walking joke. The way she dresses is way beyond sad. The county should take her kids. She looks dirty. She needs to wear a bra and underwear. She needs to get a driver and/or a LA cop needs to pull her over when she comes out of a club. She is nuts, nuts, nuts. No talent. None any more and it is so sad.
She is just pathetic, totally needs a stylist to dress her. She always looks sooo trashy!
STOP talking about her.
No way, she look trash. Sorry Britney, take care of your self. Clean yourself form inside , you need help. I feel sorry for your kids. Do something good in your life. Do something for the community. Something that me you proud.
crack head where is your sylist!
I used to be a Brit fan but now I've given up on that trailer trash dog. I keep hoping she's going to make a comeback but I finally see that's never going to happen. I hope she just disappears and I hope someone looks after those poor beautiful kids of hers. She doesn't deserve to be a mother. What a shame.. I'm so over her!
It is unbelievable the amount of attention that is paid to some of these talentless bimbos who will be remembered as joke in entertainment history. Bitney's sense of style is hideous.
Could someone please, please, PLEASE teach this girl to dress?!?
she needs help and a new diet.
I wish everyone would quit referring to her as a mother of two. Yes, she's had two kids but seems she's never with them. The average Jane Doe would have lost custody of her kids by now. She needs to just GO AWAY….no more Britney please
she looks great though
Is she still trying to compensate for the lost of her no good husband. she needs PSYCHOLOGICAL help….
big shame.
Gawd what a skank!! This bitch can't do anything right - dress, use a public bathroom, carry her kid, even buy a damn dog from a pet shop without screwing up. Just sitting back and enjoying the trainwrecks as they happen. What's scary is that she still has not hit rock bottom yet! Trailer trash ho-bag!!!!
you know this girl needs to grow up and be at home with her babies, its not up to a nanny or whoever to put those kids to bed and get up with them, she is going to end up missing alot. she needs to get her life together for those babies before she ends up loosing them.i think lynne should step i and do something. those kids didnt ask to be born, she brought them into this worls and it is her responsibility to take care of them. STAY HOME BRITNEY!!! YOUR KIDS NEED YOU NOT A NANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leave her alone.She is awesome.Go girl.
Perez,
You're so fat! How much do you weigh?
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JUST STOP Taking pictures of her! She doesn't know how to dress; doesn't know how to sing; and yet people love her?! FOR WHAT!????
Why don't the pop. just go to a trailer park; start waiting for a over sized trailer trash lady to come out and take pictures of her; she'd be more liked than Brit right now..
Honestly Brit; you have money; go and get yourself a sytlist!
JUST STOP Taking pictures of her! She doesn't know how to dress; doesn't know how to sing; and yet people love her?! FOR WHAT!????
Why don't the pop. just go to a trailer park; start waiting for a over sized trailer trash lady to come out and take pictures of her; she'd be more liked than Brit right now..
Honestly Brit; you have money; go and get yourself a stylist!
HOPE…not home
I happen to be in Vegas on Aug 31st … I'll try and get some pictures of this mess! They would be priceless.
I happen to be in Vegas on Aug 31st .. I'll do my best to get you pics of this trashy mess Perez! They'd be priceless!
oh my freakin A!!! doesn't anyone look at her before she goes out in public and sends her ass home to change???maybe she freakin just ignores it…ugh…that's nasty!!!! oHHHHHHHHHHHHH Fashion POlice! where the hell are you when ur needed!!!!!!!!!!
WHO cares leave the poor chick alone!! Their her kids and I'm pretty sure their well taken care of!!!!
you fat ugly fag! you are nothing but a queer that wishes that they had the life of the people you write about!. i hope your show get canceled and you never make it cuz damn you are one fugly matha fucker. why dont u sign up with jenny craig instead you waste of freakin space! hope you burn in hell. oh yeah did u notice how your fate face didnt fir on the camera on the view! leave britney alon cuz shes better than you and the whole "yall" thing its very old so get over it u sack of shit!
you fat ugly fag! you are nothing but a queer that wishes that they had the life of the people you write about!. i hope your show get canceled and you never make it cuz damn you are one fugly matha fucker. why dont u sign up with jenny craig instead you waste of freakin space! hope you burn in hell. oh yeah did u notice how your fate face didnt fir on the camera on the view! leave britney alon cuz shes better than you and the whole "yall" thing its very old so get over it u sack of shit!
Fashion disaster. Aaaaaack. P-l-e-a-s-e hire yourself a stylist.
I have to say my favorite is you geeks out there that are all "first!' and then your comment comes up third. Haha! Have you no life to sit here and wait to be "first" in posting a comment on a gossip website?? Wow, it's actually kinda sad. I think I'll go cry for you now.
Honestly,
I don't normally comment, but how hard is it to dress at least "trendy." She must be on drugs.
thats insulting to white trailor trash. if u make/made that much money u should be able to afford CUTE clothes. i dont think anyone would get paid to wear that crap!
Who ever her stylist is should get SHOT! That is one FUGLY outfit.
at least this time there aren't any holes in her stockings.
sloppy much?
Well, at least I covered her Brittany with hot pants, but she is pointing to it.