Even Her Surf Board Is Pink!
Filed under: Paris Hilton
No one but Paris would make a spectacle quite like this, and we love it.
The heiress was spotted with a new surf board at her Malibu pad on Tuesday, wearing a one-piece leopard bikini, high heels, sunglasses and holding her new pooch, Cinderella.
It's a little different, but, hey, at least her legs look fierce. Maybe more women should wear high heels to the beach!
[Images via Mavrix Online.]
Posted: July 18, 2007 at 10:17 am
I hate her! But am i first??
first
Ew , why does her upper-half of her body look all bony & old ?
i'm sick and tired of this biatch!!! get a life!!
oh.. first!
rufus.. yu are finally first… now fuck off
i'm sick and tired of this biatch!!! get a life!!
oh.. second!
First! ishhh High heels to the beach, I don't think is a good move.
ewwwwwwww she's nasty!! i'm sick and tired of this biatch!!! get a life!!
oh.. second!
Oh shut up Perez. Any other celebrity and you'd have bashed her lame ass all the way to Timbuktu.
Take your precious Paris and go fuck yourselves over how hot you both think she is.
looks like her finding God in prison has really changed her life dramatically….
she's so ridiculous.
the cut of these one pieces she's wearing make her legs look SHORT. She has long legs, I don't know WHY she'd choose these suits.
I love how she's "changed" since jail- she's been doing SO much charity work, I have SO much respect for her now.
Fucking lying WHORE.
Why do you all write first and stuff?
!
What difference does it make..
write a real comment!
I dont like Paris but thats a pretty cool swim suit
Hey Perez,
Please wipe your nose. You have some brown paris hilton shit on it. Ass kisser. Get a life.
haha only paris could make a pink surf board and leopard swim suit work
ggod for her 
What happened to her plans to discard all the nonsense of her past lifestyle and finally start making a difference? What happened to her plans to give up the "acting dumb" and devoting her life to fashion and clubbing? That lasted about two days.
you know she cant even surf…that makes it all the more fun!
I'm not a fan of the swimsuit, but she manages to pull it off.
Didn't everyone including Perez give Katie Holmes shit for wearing high heals on the beach…and Paris is fierce? BTW how is her charity work going?
IMO she's a ridiculous human being.
Fierce like a drag queen.
Perez kissing Paris' ass is getting old. *yawn*
At least he is not all negative, he was right about Meiko being sensational.
:)
I am so over paris, like really … enough of her
Her upper body is looking a little skeletorish… I love her though. What's with the new yorkie celeb-pet? Britney, now Paris… Why not take care of the animals they already have.
I bet Victoria Beckham taking digs at her being too dressed down and then snubbing her hit home.
That poor dog! I'm tired of this bitch!
Perez, i dont care what other asshats on the site say, I think Paris is great, and extremely sexy. Her board is def cute too.
You're a ratbag. If the person in this shot was Victoria Beckham you'd be slagging her off with gusto but as it's St. Paris of Hilton, Patron Saint of the Stupids, you chuffin' love it. Ooooh, you get me cross at times Perez but I'm still lovin' your work.
I'm so sick of her. She thinks she's so hot. She's not. If she didn't have alot of money, she'd be a nobody working at some Wal-mart. Just once I'd like to see her wearing and doing something normal. I think she must be lacking something within herself cause she keeps doing things to be on these Entertainment sites. I bet she almost went crazy in jail being alone with herself. If you're not okay being alone with herself, who else is going to be okay being with you????
Did she get bored and retire Tinkerbell like last season's Dior bag or something??….How's her charity work going? Any progress? That bathing suit has nice cut to it though…
her dog's dressed to match.
Wow, prison life sure has changed her life and made her rethink her priorities.
She looks totally ridiculous!!!
oh, come on
She totally needs a butt implant quick, she doesn't have an ounce of ass. She is not hot at all.
Paris has herpes!!!!!!! She's a filthy diseased whore!!!!!!!!
Paris has herpes!!!!!!! She's a filthy diseased whore!!!!!!!!
Paris has herpes!!!!!!! She's a filthy diseased whore!!!!!!!!
Paris has herpes!!!!!!! She's a filthy diseased whore!!!!!!!!
Paris has herpes!!!!!!! She's a filthy diseased whore!!!!!!!!
Paris has herpes!!!!!!! She's a filthy diseased whore!!!!!!!!
Tracey-we're sick of you….must be on break from your shift at walmart
The funniest thing about all this is that we are forced to hear about people like her everywhere, but the fact of the matter is that I could go down to the mall right now and see about 50 girls that are way hotter, nicer, and better people all-around than losers like this chick.
Her dog is ugly….
thanks for putting pics of her back up perez! glad you're finally making fun of her
But she looks so good! She's doing her job being human Barbie!
I bet she went here:
crazydiets.blogspot.com
My gosh people when is it a sin to go to the beach and surf like millions of other people do and yall cut her down for that. Just because she went to jail she isnt allowed to go to the beach anymore. If you are sick of her quit reading about her and taking the time to comment about her.
Wow, I love everything pink and leopard print. Too bad they are attached to such a retahded person.
Only a desperate idiot would buy a pink soft board and wear this get up to the beach. And only someone like Perez Hilton, who dons bright orange parkas and yellow pants when hitting the sand, would appreciate it.
The tough question here, though, is what's worse for the environment - dumping 100 million gallons of raw sewage into the bay or letting Paris release all her Paris-ites into the water everytime she takes a dip? These are scary times.
poor dog!!!! beeing stuck with her ALL the time…Now that's animal cruelty…
If I ever saw her in person I might punch her in the face.
BTW, Lessie, if you think for one minute that Paris is "surfing" like "millions of other people", you might need to cut back on the Sanka. Paris isn't "surfing" on that thing. She's POSING. It's the only thing she knows how to do - well, that and lying and being a racist and crying for mommy and pretending she's a "changed" woman and feeding off of fool fans like yourself….
She's a 'tard, but I can't lie. That swimsuit is HOT! I want one.
you know this girl canNOT surf, she just wants to look like it.
@#44 Im curious since you said you wanted to punch her in the face please tell everyone what she personally did to you that makes you want to do that. Maybe she would like to punch you in the face for just saying what you just said.
i hate her, but goddam she looks fierce
She's channeling Wilma Flintstone.
Perez, I love your site but I wish you would acknowledge the video taken of Paris a while back in which she uses the n-word and makes other comments about African - Americans.
SHE'S SUCH A FUCKING SLUT!!!
WHAT HAPPENED TO HELPING OUT OTHER PEOPLE?
SHE'S ALL TALK
whore
@#45 I suppose you are just so perfect of a person that youve never called anyone EVER a bad name or have never called any person youve been mad at any kind of name at all or have never let a rascist slur slip at any time. Gosh you are just the most perfect person in the world.
wtf is that biotch wearing and why is she still on the loose?
Mommy Paris,
What about me? Why dont you love me anymore?
-Your former sidekick
Tinkerbell
HEY PARIS … WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO BUILD THAT RE-HAB HOUSE FOR YOUR JAIL-BOARD FRIENDS, THAT YOU SPOKE OF DOING ON "LARRY KING"?
wHEN????
WHEN ARE GOING TO GET SOME CRED-I-BIL-ITY, DEAR?????
Hold on..leme get my surf board and my heels…oh please!
Paris surfs? No way!!!!!!
She looks like a prostitute
"More women should wear high heels to the beach"?
Spoken like the total fag you are. Only gay men diregard women enough to say some shit like that…
Say what you will, she has a SMOKING body.
Looks like she's been enjoying her share of non-prison food.
Yabba Dabba Doo!
No one that really surfs uses a "soft" board. And no one dresses like this on the beach–anywhere–except at senior citizen resorts. She has really slipped to a new low with her lying and–if possible–more ridiculous behavior. Now she's trying to be "sporty" paris! She is really a joke.
Disgusting! She looks like a moron, her "surf board" still is in it's plastic wrapping and her "style" is deteriorating by the second. I have never laughed so hard as when I saw her "body board", she ate shit, lost her glasses and was as self conscious as a 13 year old. HAHAHA.
You are a suck up Perez! I'll call you Perez the Paris' O.B from now on.
Will you PLEASE stop showing pictures of this spoiled, useless, ugly thing???
I would give anything to know this skank's IQ. I'm sure that would help answer a lot of my questions about her.
paris hilton is such an idiot, does she really think she is capable of riding a board smalller than her. invest your money elsewhere you idiot! this is why the rich need to invest money on going to school.
smokin body?? r u sure????????????
Does she even surf or is she just posing w/ the board?
i love her she looks great
The Board is already dented!!!
she forgot her bible this time.
i think she looks rad
First and for most that is not a real surfboard!!! that is some piece of shit board you could buy at Walmart!!! What a disgrace to surfing!!! i hope she eats shit
Um…who in the hell wears hills with a bathing suit??? Please someone tell her that she looks like a freak and her legs do not look that great!!!
Her legs would look feirce without the damn heels. If nothing else, Paris has some damn nice legs (did I just actually compliment her? Somebody check my temperature, I'm dilusional!) Let's just hope the heels never hit the sand, because that's MUCH worse a faux pax than wearing white after labor day! And I believe she bought the board on Monday……what's it still doing in the packaging!?!
for someone with so much money, she sure does dress like trash. i could put a classier outfit together from target. she's such a joke. everyone who's really someone thinks she's total trash, who just happens to have a famous last name. unfortunately for paris, money can't buy class. and has anyone else noticed how she has two different voices? one, lower and more serious, for talking to friends. and the other, higher and pip squeakier, for talking to photogs. Who are you Paris? Do you even know?
paris' shit isn't brown it's pink
You know, there is nothing like a 6 foot tall women on a surf board with her mutt holding on for dear life….speaking of mutts…what ever happened to Tinkerbell? GOD I HATE HER! She's just icky all over!
DOES SHE EVEN LOOK IN THE MIRROR B4 SHE LEAVES THE HOUSE OR CABARET OR WATEVA SHES DOIN THESE DAYS. ps she has so had a NOSE job!
Is the pink surfboard like a symbol of her big pink herpes blisters? She looks old because she is always on blow.
I AQM SO SO SICK ABOUT NEWS REGARDING HER
WISH SHE WOULD JUST DISAPPEAR
Oh puh-lease, she's just trynna look like Posh Spice or Victoria Beckham, whatever you want to call her
That ain't no surfboard - that's her new vibrator.
she looks like a cunt as usual
She's fuckable if you can get around her huge feet & herpes. She is pictured starting all that charity work she spoke about after getting released from the can. Apparently, charity starts at the beach.
she looks so retarded, high heels to the beach, shes looked so over dressed and crying out for attention.
Hey Perez I saw you on an interview and they asked you asbout your friendship with that sad excusse of a human being Paris and you said that you wouldn't put her on your sire cause she is your friend…. so what the fuck!!!! dont be a sell out if you dont want to talk shit about her then keep her off your site, if not at lest be honest… you know she looks like a whore! how come she looks good in heels at the beach but katie doesn't….keep it real, thats why we love you
what a hillbilly. she is so cheesy and gross. go back to jail paris!!!
everyone talking about she hasnt changed….i dont understand what you are referring to? shes just going to the beach to surf, is that really so wrong? she just got out, let her relax, its not like lindsay lohan who is already back in the clubs, paris is just trying to enjoy herself and there is nothing wrong with that.
That swimsuit accentuates her abnormally long torso.
We love you Paris! Go girl!
This is a disgrace to the TRUE surfing community
Kate Cruise already had the heels to the beach… nothing new.
i have o respect for this whore…. please go away and die somewhere
Boooooring, nobody cares, waste of space/time.
poser - go back to jail get raped & get shanked already..
POSER!!!!!