Even Her Surf Board Is Pink!

No one but Paris would make a spectacle quite like this, and we love it.

The heiress was spotted with a new surf board at her Malibu pad on Tuesday, wearing a one-piece leopard bikini, high heels, sunglasses and holding her new pooch, Cinderella.

It's a little different, but, hey, at least her legs look fierce. Maybe more women should wear high heels to the beach!

[Images via Mavrix Online.]

Posted: Jul 18, 2007 at 10:17 am / Email this »

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Rufus!! says – reply to this

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I hate her! But am i first??
v says – reply to this

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first
nowyouseenmeXnowyoudont says – reply to this

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Ew , why does her upper-half of her body look all bony & old ?
karennnnnnsua says – reply to this

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i'm sick and tired of this biatch!!! get a life!!

oh.. first!
duh says – reply to this

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rufus.. yu are finally first… now fuck off
karennnnnnsua says – reply to this

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i'm sick and tired of this biatch!!! get a life!!

oh.. second!
SaFesse says – reply to this

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First! ishhh High heels to the beach, I don't think is a good move.
karennnnnnsua says – reply to this

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ewwwwwwww she's nasty!! i'm sick and tired of this biatch!!! get a life!!

oh.. second!
Pha-Q-Paris says – reply to this

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Oh shut up Perez. Any other celebrity and you'd have bashed her lame ass all the way to Timbuktu.

Take your precious Paris and go fuck yourselves over how hot you both think she is.
what?! says – reply to this

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looks like her finding God in prison has really changed her life dramatically….
lemonsoda says – reply to this

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she's so ridiculous.
parissucksliterally says – reply to this

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the cut of these one pieces she's wearing make her legs look SHORT. She has long legs, I don't know WHY she'd choose these suits.
I love how she's "changed" since jail- she's been doing SO much charity work, I have SO much respect for her now.
Fucking lying WHORE.
random says – reply to this

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Why do you all write first and stuff?
What difference does it make..
write a real comment!
I dont like Paris but thats a pretty cool swim suit !
Perez sucks says – reply to this

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Hey Perez,
Please wipe your nose. You have some brown paris hilton shit on it. Ass kisser. Get a life.
lozzy says – reply to this

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haha only paris could make a pink surf board and leopard swim suit work ggod for her
JP says – reply to this

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What happened to her plans to discard all the nonsense of her past lifestyle and finally start making a difference? What happened to her plans to give up the "acting dumb" and devoting her life to fashion and clubbing? That lasted about two days.
erica h says – reply to this

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you know she cant even surf…that makes it all the more fun!
PH says – reply to this

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I'm not a fan of the swimsuit, but she manages to pull it off.
Gigi says – reply to this

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Didn't everyone including Perez give Katie Holmes shit for wearing high heals on the beach…and Paris is fierce? BTW how is her charity work going?

IMO she's a ridiculous human being.
Unparis says – reply to this

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Fierce like a drag queen.

Perez kissing Paris' ass is getting old. *yawn*

At least he is not all negative, he was right about Meiko being sensational.

:)
mimi says – reply to this

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I am so over paris, like really … enough of her
Keri says – reply to this

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Her upper body is looking a little skeletorish… I love her though. What's with the new yorkie celeb-pet? Britney, now Paris… Why not take care of the animals they already have.
tessamyn says – reply to this

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I bet Victoria Beckham taking digs at her being too dressed down and then snubbing her hit home.
hellokittygirl says – reply to this

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That poor dog! I'm tired of this bitch!
Hollywood Kasey says – reply to this

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Perez, i dont care what other asshats on the site say, I think Paris is great, and extremely sexy. Her board is def cute too.
fickle fickle says – reply to this

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You're a ratbag. If the person in this shot was Victoria Beckham you'd be slagging her off with gusto but as it's St. Paris of Hilton, Patron Saint of the Stupids, you chuffin' love it. Ooooh, you get me cross at times Perez but I'm still lovin' your work.
Tracey says – reply to this

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I'm so sick of her. She thinks she's so hot. She's not. If she didn't have alot of money, she'd be a nobody working at some Wal-mart. Just once I'd like to see her wearing and doing something normal. I think she must be lacking something within herself cause she keeps doing things to be on these Entertainment sites. I bet she almost went crazy in jail being alone with herself. If you're not okay being alone with herself, who else is going to be okay being with you????
Sheena says – reply to this

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Did she get bored and retire Tinkerbell like last season's Dior bag or something??….How's her charity work going? Any progress? That bathing suit has nice cut to it though…
Claire says – reply to this

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her dog's dressed to match.
sasha says – reply to this

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Wow, prison life sure has changed her life and made her rethink her priorities.
Ilianexy says – reply to this

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She looks totally ridiculous!!!
tlw says – reply to this

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oh, come on
Ilianexy says – reply to this

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She totally needs a butt implant quick, she doesn't have an ounce of ass. She is not hot at all.
Lolo Ferrari says – reply to this

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Paris has herpes!!!!!!! She's a filthy diseased whore!!!!!!!!
Paris has herpes!!!!!!! She's a filthy diseased whore!!!!!!!!
Paris has herpes!!!!!!! She's a filthy diseased whore!!!!!!!!
Paris has herpes!!!!!!! She's a filthy diseased whore!!!!!!!!
Paris has herpes!!!!!!! She's a filthy diseased whore!!!!!!!!
Paris has herpes!!!!!!! She's a filthy diseased whore!!!!!!!!
PH says – reply to this

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Tracey-we're sick of you….must be on break from your shift at walmart
JP says – reply to this

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The funniest thing about all this is that we are forced to hear about people like her everywhere, but the fact of the matter is that I could go down to the mall right now and see about 50 girls that are way hotter, nicer, and better people all-around than losers like this chick.
Virginia says – reply to this

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Her dog is ugly….
shabootie says – reply to this

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thanks for putting pics of her back up perez! glad you're finally making fun of her
The Comments Aren't As Fun As They Use TO Be says – reply to this

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But she looks so good! She's doing her job being human Barbie!

I bet she went here:
crazydiets.blogspot.com
Lessie says – reply to this

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My gosh people when is it a sin to go to the beach and surf like millions of other people do and yall cut her down for that. Just because she went to jail she isnt allowed to go to the beach anymore. If you are sick of her quit reading about her and taking the time to comment about her.
LOVE IT! says – reply to this

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Wow, I love everything pink and leopard print. Too bad they are attached to such a retahded person.
tired of this poseur says – reply to this

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Only a desperate idiot would buy a pink soft board and wear this get up to the beach. And only someone like Perez Hilton, who dons bright orange parkas and yellow pants when hitting the sand, would appreciate it.

The tough question here, though, is what's worse for the environment - dumping 100 million gallons of raw sewage into the bay or letting Paris release all her Paris-ites into the water everytime she takes a dip? These are scary times.
jessica says – reply to this

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poor dog!!!! beeing stuck with her ALL the time…Now that's animal cruelty…
Steph says – reply to this

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If I ever saw her in person I might punch her in the face.
tired of lessie, too says – reply to this

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BTW, Lessie, if you think for one minute that Paris is "surfing" like "millions of other people", you might need to cut back on the Sanka. Paris isn't "surfing" on that thing. She's POSING. It's the only thing she knows how to do - well, that and lying and being a racist and crying for mommy and pretending she's a "changed" woman and feeding off of fool fans like yourself….
PrettySaditty says – reply to this

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She's a 'tard, but I can't lie. That swimsuit is HOT! I want one.
girlieXO says – reply to this

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you know this girl canNOT surf, she just wants to look like it.
LeeLee says – reply to this

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@#44 Im curious since you said you wanted to punch her in the face please tell everyone what she personally did to you that makes you want to do that. Maybe she would like to punch you in the face for just saying what you just said.
nicole says – reply to this

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i hate her, but goddam she looks fierce
tom says – reply to this

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She's channeling Wilma Flintstone.
Wondering... says – reply to this

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Perez, I love your site but I wish you would acknowledge the video taken of Paris a while back in which she uses the n-word and makes other comments about African - Americans.
MEL says – reply to this

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SHE'S SUCH A FUCKING SLUT!!!
WHAT HAPPENED TO HELPING OUT OTHER PEOPLE?
SHE'S ALL TALK
lola says – reply to this

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whore
Lessie says – reply to this

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@#45 I suppose you are just so perfect of a person that youve never called anyone EVER a bad name or have never called any person youve been mad at any kind of name at all or have never let a rascist slur slip at any time. Gosh you are just the most perfect person in the world.
honeydoo says – reply to this

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wtf is that biotch wearing and why is she still on the loose?
Tinkerbell says – reply to this

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Mommy Paris,
What about me? Why dont you love me anymore?
-Your former sidekick
Tinkerbell
Abbie :) here in Seattle says – reply to this

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HEY PARIS … WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO BUILD THAT RE-HAB HOUSE FOR YOUR JAIL-BOARD FRIENDS, THAT YOU SPOKE OF DOING ON "LARRY KING"?
wHEN????
WHEN ARE GOING TO GET SOME CRED-I-BIL-ITY, DEAR?????
missy says – reply to this

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Hold on..leme get my surf board and my heels…oh please!
Michèle says – reply to this

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Paris surfs? No way!!!!!!
Michele says – reply to this

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She looks like a prostitute
alyssa says – reply to this

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"More women should wear high heels to the beach"?

Spoken like the total fag you are. Only gay men diregard women enough to say some shit like that…
Meeeeeeeeeeee says – reply to this

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Say what you will, she has a SMOKING body.
lkajdfa;ld says – reply to this

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Looks like she's been enjoying her share of non-prison food.
Fred & Wilma says – reply to this

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Yabba Dabba Doo!
bored says – reply to this

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No one that really surfs uses a "soft" board. And no one dresses like this on the beach–anywhere–except at senior citizen resorts. She has really slipped to a new low with her lying and–if possible–more ridiculous behavior. Now she's trying to be "sporty" paris! She is really a joke.
ego says – reply to this

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Disgusting! She looks like a moron, her "surf board" still is in it's plastic wrapping and her "style" is deteriorating by the second. I have never laughed so hard as when I saw her "body board", she ate shit, lost her glasses and was as self conscious as a 13 year old. HAHAHA.
You are a suck up Perez! I'll call you Perez the Paris' O.B from now on.
Chatty says – reply to this

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Will you PLEASE stop showing pictures of this spoiled, useless, ugly thing???
ClstGspRdr says – reply to this

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I would give anything to know this skank's IQ. I'm sure that would help answer a lot of my questions about her.
llcox says – reply to this

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paris hilton is such an idiot, does she really think she is capable of riding a board smalller than her. invest your money elsewhere you idiot! this is why the rich need to invest money on going to school.
cypressa says – reply to this

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smokin body?? r u sure????????????
Surfrider says – reply to this

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Does she even surf or is she just posing w/ the board?
dina says – reply to this

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i love her she looks great
richard says – reply to this

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The Board is already dented!!!
hey ho says – reply to this

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she forgot her bible this time.
emily says – reply to this

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i think she looks rad
Uh HUh says – reply to this

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First and for most that is not a real surfboard!!! that is some piece of shit board you could buy at Walmart!!! What a disgrace to surfing!!! i hope she eats shit
JenaJoy says – reply to this

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Um…who in the hell wears hills with a bathing suit??? Please someone tell her that she looks like a freak and her legs do not look that great!!!
Chris says – reply to this

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Her legs would look feirce without the damn heels. If nothing else, Paris has some damn nice legs (did I just actually compliment her? Somebody check my temperature, I'm dilusional!) Let's just hope the heels never hit the sand, because that's MUCH worse a faux pax than wearing white after labor day! And I believe she bought the board on Monday……what's it still doing in the packaging!?!
The High Life says – reply to this

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for someone with so much money, she sure does dress like trash. i could put a classier outfit together from target. she's such a joke. everyone who's really someone thinks she's total trash, who just happens to have a famous last name. unfortunately for paris, money can't buy class. and has anyone else noticed how she has two different voices? one, lower and more serious, for talking to friends. and the other, higher and pip squeakier, for talking to photogs. Who are you Paris? Do you even know?
emma says – reply to this

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paris' shit isn't brown it's pink
beauty_w_brains says – reply to this

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You know, there is nothing like a 6 foot tall women on a surf board with her mutt holding on for dear life….speaking of mutts…what ever happened to Tinkerbell? GOD I HATE HER! She's just icky all over!
cypressa says – reply to this

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DOES SHE EVEN LOOK IN THE MIRROR B4 SHE LEAVES THE HOUSE OR CABARET OR WATEVA SHES DOIN THESE DAYS. ps she has so had a NOSE job!
Terese says – reply to this

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Is the pink surfboard like a symbol of her big pink herpes blisters? She looks old because she is always on blow.
DIVA says – reply to this

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I AQM SO SO SICK ABOUT NEWS REGARDING HER
WISH SHE WOULD JUST DISAPPEAR
Pretty says – reply to this

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Oh puh-lease, she's just trynna look like Posh Spice or Victoria Beckham, whatever you want to call her
P.Hilton says – reply to this

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That ain't no surfboard - that's her new vibrator.
Dirty Whore says – reply to this

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she looks like a cunt as usual
Lookout For Those HUGE Flippers says – reply to this

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She's fuckable if you can get around her huge feet & herpes. She is pictured starting all that charity work she spoke about after getting released from the can. Apparently, charity starts at the beach.
kiki says – reply to this

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she looks so retarded, high heels to the beach, shes looked so over dressed and crying out for attention.
melissa says – reply to this

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Hey Perez I saw you on an interview and they asked you asbout your friendship with that sad excusse of a human being Paris and you said that you wouldn't put her on your sire cause she is your friend…. so what the fuck!!!! dont be a sell out if you dont want to talk shit about her then keep her off your site, if not at lest be honest… you know she looks like a whore! how come she looks good in heels at the beach but katie doesn't….keep it real, thats why we love you
beccca says – reply to this

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what a hillbilly. she is so cheesy and gross. go back to jail paris!!!
akh says – reply to this

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everyone talking about she hasnt changed….i dont understand what you are referring to? shes just going to the beach to surf, is that really so wrong? she just got out, let her relax, its not like lindsay lohan who is already back in the clubs, paris is just trying to enjoy herself and there is nothing wrong with that.
Lucy says – reply to this

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That swimsuit accentuates her abnormally long torso.
loribitch says – reply to this

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We love you Paris! Go girl!
Christina says – reply to this

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This is a disgrace to the TRUE surfing community
peachy says – reply to this

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Kate Cruise already had the heels to the beach… nothing new.
natasha says – reply to this

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i have o respect for this whore…. please go away and die somewhere
kamaramarie says – reply to this

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Boooooring, nobody cares, waste of space/time.
theredsnapper says – reply to this

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poser - go back to jail get raped & get shanked already..
HAHA says – reply to this

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POSER!!!!!