Pretty Purrfection
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Santa Angelina makes it all better.
The actress / mother / lover / humanitarian / spokeswhore - in a new ad for St. John.
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love angelina
Next, please.
eh
First, beeetcheez!
how ’bout homewrecker?
she's amazing. anything she does.
FIRST?
Victoria is better
She's so beautiful, i Heard britney is pregnant and ashlee simpson is engaged and with child. Omygod, am i first??
That fucking whore! There's one more brand I won't be buying. She's a homewrecking slut. She's no humanitarian. She's just an attention whore. She needs medicine.
Absolutely Gorgeous Perfection.
She is a model. Not only in fashion but as a mother, lover and person.
Keep it up PEREZ!!!!
Montreal LOVES you!
tres belle
You forgot to add "Homewrecker" in your description!
she looks gross
Too bad you screwed up the photo, Perez.
You forgot to add "Homewrecker" to your description!
poor retouching job.
horrible looking photo!
bitch can look better than that!!!!!
Hope she's on her way to a drive thru…coz damn, she needs a feed
angelina is just peeeerfect… luv her, besides brad is much better with her than with jen aniston!
Attention whore for sure. She looks gross.
I really like the way her lips look in this picture for some reason. She knows how to work the bitchface. Loves it!
I feel sorry for her kids, and Brad Pitt is just as sick as she is
You forgot to add fraud to the list.
angelina is just perfect!! shes a true diva!!
besides shes no homewrecker, brad is much better with her than with jen aniston!
luv angelinaaa!! ***
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Angelina is SO close to being named to the douche-list. helladouche.blogspot.com
As if mtg could afford some St John…
I guess I am the only one who thinks it looks look her head is skeleton like? I read about her mourning her Mom and this must have been taken soon there after. She usually looks lovely but not in this ad campaign.
love her! what a great photo! it's major!
I honestly and objectively don't think she makes the clothes look good. She is much to skinny to show off the cut, fabric and style.
She looks like a robowhore. Just don't like her.
Total homewrecker… next!
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yum!
I heart Jennifer Aniston you Slutalina.
hey
Love her!!! And Brad too, of course!!
Money can't buy you class. The UN is a joke you dumb bitch… glad you give everyone a good laugh SLUTALINA HOLIE.
I am so glad you didn't give her a fucking halo.
T– F—— S—–!!! Put on some weight bitch!
she's really not that lovable…and also not that much of a saint. how saintlike can you be when calling your child a "blob" with no personality?
dressing her up in fancy old lady clothes doesn't excuse the fact that she used to wear billy bob thornton's blood in a vial around her neck, and that she's a homewrecking skank. i hate her.
VIVA TEAM ANISTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angelina is a DIVA and absolutely GORGEOUS and she always be. Haters fall back!
how unoriginal… i am tired of her
YUCK
Homewrecker? Oh please! Angelina is arguably the most beautiful woman in the world. Compared to the mousey mess he WAS married to…the choice was obviously made for him!
It's not Angelina's fault that Brad finds her more interesting and more desirable than Maniston! The way things are going with Angelina and Brad, they are soulmates. They have the same interests and goals. They love and enjoy their family. THEY ARE HAPPY!!! If Brad was happy with Maniston, no woman could have drawn him away from her. BRAD WAS NOT HAPPY WITH MANISTON! What do you 'homewrecker accusers' suggest, he live a miserable life with Maniston his whole life??? Yeah, right!
Oh my God! I'm telling you…that girl is looking better and better as she ages! How does she do it?!?
HUUUUUUUUUUUGE HEAD!!!
She looks sooo artificial!
FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It speaks VOLUMES when your family thinks you're crazy and your in-laws HATE YOUR GUTS!!!
wayheather, St. John isn't "over the top" expensive, cunt.
Lol at people calling her a homewrecker. It's not her fault Brad is an unfaithful whore. He is the homewrecker. Blaming her for that is like blaming a woman for rape. THE MAN IS AT FAULT. NOT HER. EVEN IF SHE TURNED HIM DOWN THE MARRIAGE WOULD STILL BE OVER
DIE BITCH!!!!
Lol at people calling her a homewrecker. It's not her fault Brad is an unfaithful whore. He is the homewrecker. Blaming her for that is like blaming a woman for rape. THE MAN IS AT FAULT. NOT HER. EVEN IF SHE TURNED HIM DOWN THE MARRIAGE WOULD STILL BE OVER
She is so FAKE! Nothing but bitch.
than that cunt's head bashed in.
gorgeous face and an anorexic body: not a nice match!
I just love Angelina. She is purrfection as Perez says. She has an amazing sense of duty to society - she's a real class act. She volunteers for the U.N. and pays for her U.N. travels costs out of her own pocket. She was also bighearted enough to adopt another person's child as her own. Most people are vain and want biological children because they carry their genes. For the world's most beautiful lady not to be that vain is amazing and an inspiration to us all.
Well, you got one part right, "whore."
You people are such fucking assholes. Do you realize she is better than you all are? So what if she is having a hard time eating? She spends time with STARING CHILDREN in Africa and is having a very hard time with the death of HER MOTHER. Show some fucking human compassion. And Brad is the one who is a homewrecker, not Angelina. He obviously wasn't happy/in love with Jen.
She leaves me cold.
i know she's a ho, but she is still beautiful. she needs to gain a few more pounds tho, she does not need to be as skinny as she is
amazing!!! im down for angelina any day!! long live the queen bitches
cry and saskatchewan gurl could not be more right. she is a wonderfull person and i dont worry i highly doubt she'll be crying over your comments
I am sure she is donating all of her money to charity because, you know, she is on the road to saint hood
Yay, more pictures of the retarded douche. Let's give her more money for nothing. By the way, all those "charitable donations" are charitable tax deductions.
She's a knockout!
Can't eat, give me a break. When your stomach starts rumbling shove some damn food in your mouth. Its that simple. And she may be better than you are but she is NOT better than I am. And as far as the Jen/Brad thing goes can we please move on. Is there anything new to talk about. But you may have a point if you are around those STARING CHILDREN in Africa long enough it could ruin your appetite. I know if someone is staring at me while I am eating it kind of makes me self conscience. So maybe that is why she is so thin.
Angelina resembles Bono with those sunnies
Jolie first became personally aware of worldwide humanitarian crises while filming Tomb Raider in poverty-stricken and widely mined Cambodia. According to Jolie, "I discovered things about what's happening in the world… Cambodia was really eye opening for me."[43] Deeply affected by these experiences, she eventually turned to UNHCR for more information on international trouble spots. In the following months she agreed to visit different refugee camps around the world to learn more about the situation and the conditions in these areas. In February 2001, Jolie went on her first field visit, an 18-day mission to Sierra Leone and Tanzania; she later expressed her shock at what she had witnessed.[44] In the coming months she returned to Cambodia for two weeks and later visited Afghan refugees in Pakistan where she donated $1 million for Afghan refugees in response to an international UNHCR emergency appeal.[45] She insisted on covering all costs related to her missions and shared the same rudimentary working and living conditions as UNHCR field staff on all of her visits.[44] Impressed by her interest and devotion in the subject, UNHCR named her a Goodwill Ambassador on August 27, 2001 at UNHCR headquarters in Geneva, despite her warning that her controversial public image might shed a negative light on the U.N.[46] In a press conference Jolie explained her motives for joining the refugee agency:
“ We cannot close ourselves off to information and ignore the fact that millions of people are out there suffering. I honestly want to help. I don't believe I feel differently from other people. I think we all want justice and equality, a chance for a life with meaning. All of us would like to believe that if we were in a bad situation someone would help us.[44] ”
During her first three years as Goodwill Ambassador Jolie concentrated her efforts on field missions, visiting refugees and internally displaced persons (IDPs) all around the world. Asked what she hoped to accomplish, she stated, “Awareness of the plight of these people. I think they should be commended for what they have survived, not looked down upon.”[47] In 2002, Jolie visited Tham Hin refugee camp in Thailand and Colombian refugees in Ecuador to take a closer look at the “Western Hemisphere's most severe humanitarian crisis”.[48] She and US Secretary of State Colin Powell opened events to celebrate World Refugee Day 2002 on June 20 in Washington, D.C.[49] Jolie then went to various UNHCR facilities in Kosovo and paid a visit to Kakuma refugee camp in Kenya with refugees mainly from Sudan. UNHCR's Representative to Kenya, George Okoth-Obbo, praised her “presence, just to bring some joy into what is undoubtedly a hard life for many of the people here”.[50] She also visited Angolan refugees while she was filming Beyond Borders in Namibia.
In 2003, Jolie embarked on a six-day mission to Tanzania where she traveled to western border camps, hosting Congolese refugees and she paid a week-long visit to Sri Lanka, where she saw the post–war conditions in northern Sri Lanka. Jolie again attended World Refugee Day on June 20 in Washington, D.C., and later concluded a four-day mission to Russia as she traveled to North Caucasus to learn about all aspects of UNHCR's operations in the region. Concurrently with the release of her movie Beyond Borders in October 2003 she published Notes from My Travels, a collection of journal entries that chronicle her early field missions (2001-2002). All her proceeds from the book went to UNHCR. During a private stay in Jordan in December 2003 she asked to visit Ruwaished camp in Jordan's remote eastern desert, 70 km from the Iraqi border. The camp hosted some 800 people who had fled Iraq during the U.S.-led invasion and later that month she visited Sudanese refugees near the Egyptian capital in Kilo Arbaa We Nus.
On her first U.N. trip within the United States, Jolie went to Arizona in 2004, visiting detained asylum seekers at three facilities and the Southwest Key Program, a facility for unaccompanied children in Phoenix. With the humanitarian situation in Sudan worsening, she flew to Chad in June 2004, paying a visit to border sites and camps for refugees who had fled fighting in western Sudan's Darfur region. Four months later she returned to the region, this time going directly into West Darfur to learn about the situation of thousands of IDPs. She stressed the need for security and access to displaced people's home villages at a press conference in the Sudanese capital, Khartoum. On June 18, 2004 she and US Secretary of State Colin Powell met again in Washington to launch the three day events of World Refugee Day.[51] Also in 2004 Jolie visited Afghan refugees in Thailand and on a private stay to Lebanon during the Christmas holidays she visited UNHCR's regional office in Beirut, as well as some young refugees and cancer patients in the Lebanese capital.
Jolie and Condoleezza Rice attending World Refugee Day 2005.With increasing experience, Jolie became more involved in promoting humanitarian causes on a political level. Since 2005 she has attended the World Economic Forum in Davos, announcing the formation of a Council of Business Leaders with UNHCR's Deputy High Commissioner, Wendy Chamberlin, in 2005, and participated in the panel discussion Human Rights: Reduced to Charity? in 2006. Jolie also began lobbying humanitarian interests in Washington, D.C. where she met with congressmen and senators at least 20 times from 2003.[46] She explained in Forbes:
“ As much as I would love to never have to visit Washington, that's the way to move the ball.[46] ”
Among others, she pushed for The Unaccompanied Alien Child Protection Act in reaction to her previous visit to facilities for asylum seekers in Arizona. On March 8, 2005 Jolie took part at a National Press Club luncheon in Washington, D.C. where she promoted the bill and in support of it announced the founding of the National Center for Refugee and Immigrant Children, an organization that provides free legal-aid to asylum-seeking children with no legal representation which Jolie personally funded with a donation of $500,000 for its first two years.[52] The Unaccompanied Alien Child Protection Act eventually passed in December 2005. Jolie also pushed for a bill to aid 70 million vulnerable children in the Third World which was signed by President Bush in November 2005, but so far no funding has been granted.[46] In addition to her political involvement, Jolie began using the public’s interest in her to promote humanitarian causes through the mass media. In May 2005 Jolie filmed a MTV special, The Diary Of Angelina Jolie & Dr. Jeffrey Sachs in Africa, portraying her and noted economist Dr. Jeffrey Sachs on their trip to Sauri, a remote group of villages in Western Kenya. There, Sachs's United Nations Millennium Project team is working with locals to end poverty, hunger and disease. In September 2006 Jolie announced the founding of the Jolie/Pitt Foundation which made initial donations to Global Action for Children and Doctors Without Borders of $1 million each.[53]
Jolie visited Pakistani camps containing Afghan refugees, in May 2005 and she also met with Pakistan's President Pervez Musharraf and Prime Minister Shaukat Aziz. She returned to Pakistan with Brad Pitt during the Thanksgiving weekend in November to see the impact of the October 8 Kashmir earthquake. They met many quake victims as well as President Musharraf. In 2006 Jolie and Pitt flew to Haiti and visited a school supported by Yéle Haïti, a charity founded by Haitian-born hip hop musician Wyclef Jean. Jolie also arranged a deal with People allowing them to print the first picture showing her visibly pregnant in exchange for a $500,000 donation to Yéle Haïti.[54] In November 2006, while filming A Mighty Heart in India, she visited Afghan and Burmese refugees in New Delhi and met the Minister of State for External Affairs, Anand Sharma, praising India's longstanding hospitality to refugees. Jolie spent Christmas Day with Colombian refugees in San José, Costa Rica where she handed out presents and met with Costa Rican officials. In February 2007, Jolie returned to Chad for a two-day mission to assess the deteriorating security situation for refugees from the Darfur region of Sudan. In an op-ed for the Washington Post she stressed the need for justice and the increased involvement of the International Criminal Court to establish an enduring peace.[55] In May, Jolie and Pitt donated $1 million to three relief organizations in Darfur and neighbouring Chad.[56]
Jolie has received wide recognition for her humanitarian work. On October 24, 2003 she was the first recipient of the new created Citizen of the World Award by the United Nations Correspondents Association. Cambodia's King Norodom Sihamoni awarded Jolie Cambodian citizenship for her conservation work in the country on August 12, 2005; she has pledged $5 million to set up a wildlife sanctuary in the north-western province of Battambang and owns property there.[57] On October 12, 2005, Jolie was awarded the Global Humanitarian Award by the UNA-USA.[58] In June 2007, Jolie joined the Council on Foreign Relations, when the bipartisan think tank officially approved her membership nomination
you are all so right. she is just a homewrecker. . .
"me", do you honestly think that a person with her income needs tax deductions? they are so small to her they would be of no motivation.
OMG eat something!!!
Perez, you forget homewrecker/man snatcher to her resume.
she is a skank. she used to wear blood around her neck! am i the only one who remembers this…..so nasty! Brad is fugly too. he looks so damn old and that bitch looks like a vampire!
WOW!!!!!!!! She looks amazing! Very majestic. Long Live Santa Angelina!
Not hot! She's so Gross!
Sexier than hell. She was a wild child and now she is smouldering adult philanthropist.
LOVE ME SOME ANGIE!!!!!!!
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you all make me laugh. jamie you are right, such a skank because she looks like a vampire, right? and you are probably so much better looking, right? please you are probably some lonely zitty teenager wishing you were jolie yourself. you give such good reasons to hate someone, good to hear how non-judgemental people in this fine country are.
Ummmm, Laura. Maybe you have a little bit of that obsession thing going. Tone it down a bit gurl. OK!!! Good, now deep breath. It's gonna be ok.
she is so gorgeous. every man's dream.
lol i'm not obsessed i just copied it off wikipedia, like i could ever write that!!!
For Fuck's Sake! If she wastes away any more there will be nothing left but her jawline! Eat something you homewrecking freak show!
The more I see her the less I think of her. Maybe Brad would have been better off with Maniston after all.
I could kill myself for saying that, but I'm starting to think its true.
Jolie again? Is this another site where we are suppose to worship? I heard this was a site known for true speaking. Guess not. Just another Saint Jolie shrine. Disappointing.
She's like perfect…
that picture is so photo-shopped, jesus.
Face it Laura, you are a wack job…
to the bitch that say that won t buy st john clothes,yes for sure why?because you can afford it,lol lol
you must be poor and miserable lol
old lady clothes?noooooooooo it is a classy line lol and angie is stunning, love this bitch
Santa Angelina? Playing God in the selection of children and then inviting the press so all can see you are a "humanitarian" is a transparent attempt at hiding who you really are. No sainthood for this psycho.
She's damn perfect. As hot as perez……
ALL I SEE IS AN OLD DIRTY NASTY WHORE!
I prefer Victoria Beckham. Loving mom, faithful wife. Shows her true colors, unkike that bitch of Holy Jolle.
absolutely love angie! classy and beautiful all the way.
Oh c'mon, she looks like Cillian Murphy in drag!
Jennifer Aniston wasn't pretty enough for Brad. That's why he dumped her. Angelina's so gorgeous.
intil anyone of you idiots does anything better or more charitable than her, you are not big enough people to say anything bad about her. she rocks; if more poeple were like her the word would be a much , much better place. she's inspring. i think i'll go the th epound and adopt a dog b/c i can't afford another child……
Angelina is using her fame, fortune and influence to do her part to help save the world and that is to be admired. The young rich and famous should spend less time boozing, drugging and flashing their goods to the pap and more time following Angelina's example.
Don't forget to include home wrecker!
Jamie
You are right….In one of her interviews, Aniston said that "marriage has brought back insecurities ". She's been questioning herself if she's good enough for Brad.
YOU CAN GOOGLE - ANISTON/ INSECURE ..and you will find the links
this bitch aint no one special. she got nice lips thats it. she used to look ok now she looks like a skeleton. walking around. theres just something about her that screams IM A BITCH!!! Brads cheating ass and this whore deserve each other.
all of you who say anything bad about her, or her looks are JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS
and if you're not, then post your picture somewhere- i guarantee you're not better looking than her. she's very healthy, skinny people are healthier, and they live longer too- science has proven this. we eat too much processed food (not me anymore) and i look hot. haters are all jealous and insecure. that's why you say bad things about people, think about it