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The only way to settle this little "feud" is man to man - gay to gay!

Dear Jason Gummi Bear Davis,

It's on bitch!

Thursday, July 19th at 5 PM

Meet Perez outside of Kitson on Robertson Blvd. for a little face-off.

Let's see who can run a mile the fattest fastest. Then, we can have a hot dog eating competition. And, after we beat your ass, you can take us on a little well-deserved shopping spree.

We should have Harvey Levin from TMZ referee and come up with a tie-break if necessary.

We're not joking, Gum Gum.

See you there or you lose!

Perez

P.S. If you come out to watch the girlfight, wear your Team Perez t-shirts!

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298 comments to “We Challenge You To A Duel!”

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  1. always first says – reply to this


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    ALWAYS FIRST BIITCHES!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Kay says – reply to this


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    hehe

  3. Becky says – reply to this


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    This shit better end up on YouTube

  4. chacha says – reply to this


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    You just wanna shop!!

  5. lena says – reply to this


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    oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh weee first! lmao. go kick his assssss perezz

  6. ... says – reply to this


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    …okk?

  7. korndawg73@yahoo.com says – reply to this


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    lol

  8. crescent fresh says – reply to this


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    CAT FIGHT!

  9. natalie says – reply to this


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    haha. niiiice.

  10. JF says – reply to this


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    First

  11. CaseyLynn says – reply to this


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    OMG! Funniest SHIT ever!!!!!!

  12. neens. says – reply to this


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    oh shit, perez is gonna win.

  13. Eddie says – reply to this


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    HA HA HA!!!!!!

  14. booya says – reply to this


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    first

  15. jill.s says – reply to this


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    hot!!! Take it off baby!!!!

  16. Libby says – reply to this


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    I'm so there to watch it all go down. Watch both fat asses fall on their face that is. Run the fastest? Who are you fucking kidding Perez?

  17. always first says – reply to this


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    NOBODY'S FIRST BUT ME!!!!!!!!!!

  18. tangerine says – reply to this


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    I fucking Love you. Your GRRREAT!

  19. STEVE-O says – reply to this


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    Sorry, but my money is on GUMMI .

    PEREZ couldn't run a block if he tried….

  20. Nicole says – reply to this


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    Perez FTW!!!

  21. A.M. says – reply to this


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    Kick his ass Perezers!

  22. Daisy says – reply to this


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    Oh, grow up, Perez! LOL! You are having a "battle of wits" with an unarmed person.

  23. liliana says – reply to this


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    please please please please please please TAPE THAT SHIT!!!

  24. IMFIRST!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm FFFFIIIIRRRSSSTTTT!!!!!!!!

  25. sure_leigh says – reply to this


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    Is there still time to change to a NAKED mile run?

  26. fer says – reply to this


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    lol thats too funny!

  27. stephanie says – reply to this


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    fourteenth
    Saw perez on the D-list last night and I think you're FAB can't wait to see your show!!!

  28. Charmaine says – reply to this


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    Who the heck is Gummi ??????????

  29. gummy haterz says – reply to this


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    Perez, it would be a sad state of affairs if gummy actually beat you. Funny, but sad.

  30. UKer says – reply to this


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    LMAO OMG PEREZ I LOVE YOU.
    GUMMI BEAR IS A SAD LITTLE CLOSET QUEEN, KICK HIS UGLY ASS FOR ME PLEASE.

  31. Emilie says – reply to this


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    too funny, perez

  32. Dano says – reply to this


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    Kick his Bear ass.

  33. hawtPINK says – reply to this


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    perez, you are hilarious… that dude has no chance

  34. Lily Allen says – reply to this


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    Perez you have such a fucking awesome sense of humor! Unlike your haters. Get a life, haters. Delete this site out of your bookmarks/history and focus your time on something productive. Losers.

  35. Liz & Julie says – reply to this


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    Hey Perez, I'm in town on vacation from Philly . If we swing by can we get a pic with U and Gummi? That would make my YEAR!! xoxo

  36. RomiRomes says – reply to this


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    love it KICK THAT FAT FUCKS ASS

  37. jjj says – reply to this


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    go perezzzzzzzz

  38. JENM says – reply to this


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    I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE IT!! GOOOOO PERETZEL!

  39. Shelley says – reply to this


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    You'll kick his ass Fo Sho Perez! Bring your Gummi bears and worms to chuck at him tho!!!!

  40. Heather says – reply to this


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    Oh fucking w00t. Perez for the win!!! :D

  41. erica says – reply to this


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    I love you Perez, you are a genious! If you would like a female version of you please email me.

  42. Jess says – reply to this


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    Haha i would pay to watch that shit! GO PEREZ kick his fat ass

  43. yes! says – reply to this


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    now THAT'S what i'm talking about! battle of the bulge!

  44. jj says – reply to this


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    Who the fuck is Jason Davis? Is that the firecrotch guy?

  45. tEAM pEREZ says – reply to this


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    Kick his ass Perez!!! You can SOO take him!

  46. Rammy says – reply to this


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    YAY PEREZ!!! WOOT WOOT!!!

  47. amanda says – reply to this


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    Im totaly going!!!!!! U better take a picture with me :) U should just go to Les deux 2nite, he usually goes wednesdays

  48. patricia says – reply to this


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    Perez, you better film that!!! I wish I could be there! I'm sure the always repulsive Gummi Bear reads your blog everyday! Kick his cottage cheese ass!!

  49. always first says – reply to this


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    I'M ALWAYS FIRST — HOW COME NOONE IS CCONGRATULATING ME???? COME ON BITCHES!!

  50. Jesse says – reply to this


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    Hilarious pics

  51. always first says – reply to this


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    I CHALLENGE YOU ALL TO A DUEL FOR FIRST.. ANY TAKERS?

  52. JBinTokyo says – reply to this


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    "This shit better end up on YouTube" - Becky

    I second that.

  53. Pretty Britty says – reply to this


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    Fnckin' RIGHTS, you show em' Perez!!!!!

  54. TrapitosSucios.com says – reply to this


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    OHHHH SHIIIT MY DREAM KAME TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU… DAAAMN SO SORRY I CAN'T TAKE A FLIGHT TO LA TO SEE THIS SHIT.. IM ON TEAM PEREZ.. LATINAS UNIDAS JAMAS SERAN VENCIDASSSSSSSSSSS :-)
    VISITA MI BLOG WWW.TRAPITOSSUCIOS.COM… LA COMUNIDAD LATINA SE ENTERARÁ DE ESTO YAAAAAAA

  55. Emily says – reply to this


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    Be careful he's goona goo you! TEAM PEREZ ALL THE WAY!!!

  56. PTBright says – reply to this


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    Take him down Perez!

  57. Jamie Allen - Relentless Media says – reply to this


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    FILM the throw down, eye scratching hair pulling madness! Is this for Real, cuz we all got your back P.! Its the Perez nation!

  58. Joshua Joseph says – reply to this


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    Perez, hahahahaha, omg, I really don't think that you can even RUN a mile. Maybe if we put some food on a string and dangled it in front of you.

    My money is on Davis. Lord knows though, I am sure you can out eat about anyone.

  59. TRBM says – reply to this


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    I have seen this guy, he's kinda big. I wonder where he got his terrycloth sweat suit (all white). Maybe thats why he looked so big. Good luck PH. Have a drink at the Ivy for fuel.

  60. RomanInAustinTexas says – reply to this


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    Charmaine: Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis is the brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis. Greasy is the guy who goes to parties, makes a fool of himself and has probably been cut off financially by his wealthy family … the Davises.

  61. Layla says – reply to this


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    My vote is for you, Perez!

  62. Perez Lover says – reply to this


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    Kick Gummi's ass Perez!

  63. Em says – reply to this


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    Perez > Gummi Bear
    Perez you are awesome! Go kick his butt!
    Perez for prez!

  64. always last says – reply to this


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    run fatties run!

  65. CLUSTERFUCK. says – reply to this


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    YOU ILLITERATE TOAD

    IT'S " D U A L " WITH AN 'A' NOT AN 'E' IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A FIGHT.

    DERRRRRRR

    ***********************************

    YOU ILLITERATE TOAD

    IT'S " D U A L " WITH AN 'A' NOT AN 'E' IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A FIGHT.

    DERRRRRRR

    ***********************************

    YOU ILLITERATE TOAD

    IT'S " D U A L " WITH AN 'A' NOT AN 'E' IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A FIGHT.

    DERRRRRRR

    ***********************************

    YOU ILLITERATE TOAD

    IT'S " D U A L " WITH AN 'A' NOT AN 'E' IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A FIGHT.

    DERRRRRRR

    ***********************************

    YOU ILLITERATE TOAD

    IT'S " D U A L " WITH AN 'A' NOT AN 'E' IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A FIGHT.

    DERRRRRRR

    ***********************************

    YOU ILLITERATE TOAD

    IT'S " D U A L " WITH AN 'A' NOT AN 'E' IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A FIGHT.

    DERRRRRRR

    ***********************************

  66. sassy says – reply to this


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    OMG- I wish I lived in LA!

  67. Kellayyyyy says – reply to this


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    GO PEREZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    if i lived in california i'd be there in a heartbeat!!!!!

  68. Mrs McDreamy says – reply to this


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    Go Perez, beat the crap out of him!!!! Wooohoooo!!!

  69. rocco says – reply to this


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    Perez you are funny. Gummi Bear is gonna get his ass wooped!!!! YEA!!!!!!!

  70. jeri says – reply to this


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    You just know that Elizabitch hasselback and all the other View crotches are reading this right now! Busted!

  71. Vanessa says – reply to this


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    i effing love it !!!! perez if i didnt have work till 5 in santa barbara i would so be there to support you i love you fatty !!!!!!

  72. loribitch says – reply to this


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    Go Perez! Someone better tape and upload this later!!!!

  73. Ariel says – reply to this


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    Clusterfuck get a life

  74. Royal says – reply to this


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    Perez can kick anyone's ass, he is so NOW! I heard Perez on the radio today and it was awesome! He sounded so gaylicious and I can't wait for his show on VH1!!!!!!!!

  75. clusterfuck is an idiot says – reply to this


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    Seriously, it is duel with an E you tard

  76. always first says – reply to this


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    WHAT A DOUCHE — IT IS AN "E" NOT AN "A" — ASSWIPE — OMG — GO PEREZ!

  77. rara says – reply to this


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    I love you, Perez.

  78. yea says – reply to this


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    shit, i work 2 blocks from kitson and get off right at 5 i dunno if ill make it in time.

  79. Perez Fan says – reply to this


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    Get him Perez! I love you, you're so awesome!!!

  80. AdamMan! says – reply to this


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    OMFG I AM SOOO THERE!!!

  81. Daisy says – reply to this


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    Dammit!! WHY DO I HAVE TO WORK!! Man, perez, I would be there cheering you on if i didnt!!! but hell….honestly, i dont even know who Jason Davis is lol haha but whatever, doesnt matter who it is, I got your back perez! Love you girlfriend!

  82. Tootie says – reply to this


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    Team Gummi Bear.. Gummi Bear is going to run circles around your fat ass.

  83. Karla says – reply to this


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    GO PEREZ!!
    MATALO!!!!

  84. Melpomene says – reply to this


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    ClusterFuck: Dual with an "a" means two; duel with an "e" means a contest. For once, Perez has it right.

    Will the street of LA be able to withstand the shockwaves these two behemoths with generate when the run down Robertson Boulevard?

    Please, someone in LA tape this!!!!

  85. JANE THE 1st says – reply to this


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    PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THE FUCK IS GUMMI BEAR??????? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

  86. AquariusGirl says – reply to this


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    is this him? EWWWWWWWWWw… LOL… he's related to grease ball brandon?LMAO!

    GO GET 'EM PEREZ … TEAM PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!

  87. cafrine says – reply to this


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    hahah!
    you're my fave.

  88. Katrina says – reply to this


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    Dude…I had no clue who Jason Davis was, so I looked him up on wikipedia…doesn't look like he's on there lol HAHA. BUT MY BABY PEREZ HAS A WHOLE BIG PAGE!! See? You've already won girlfriend! I love yoU!!

  89. colleen says – reply to this


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    Go get 'em honey!

  90. beauty_w_brains says – reply to this


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    Who's Jason Gummi Bear Davis? Oh well, I don't know him, guess he's not important. Will there be cocktails at this race and should I wear a hat?

  91. Citsk says – reply to this


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    Does that disgusting Ann Coulter have to pay someone everytime I click on that link at the bottom of your web page.

    If so, I think we should all click on it. Woman is a crazy wench

  92. Melpomene says – reply to this


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    JANE THE 1st: Gummi Bear is Jason Davis, the brother of Brandon Davis (aka Greasy Bear). They are trust-fund brats of the Davis oil family. While Gummi is famous for being Brandon's brother, Brandon is famous for calling Lindsay Lohan "Firecrotch" while being goaded by Paris Hilton.
    Both brothers are also famous for being rejected by the Hyde's doorkeeper.

  93. Rebecca says – reply to this


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    Perez, you just won my respect. Get him gangsta! I got your back!

  94. Don't Waste Your Time Perez says – reply to this


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    When I saw Jason Gumm Bear, I had irresistible urges to binge, I still feel a little Sick. Nothing but fat people on his page, I have nothing against fat or over weight but the things they do can just be a little to gross for me.

    LOVE YOU PEREZ , don't waste your time on him, lets talk about our love for Paris.

  95. Another Nobody says – reply to this


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    Hey, thats right down the street from my house, but I already have plans. If my date wasn't totally smokin hot, I'd cancel and go laugh my ass off at you two competing to be the biggest celebretard loser.

    You may win the race, but I think Gummi's got you beat on the Hot Dog eating!

    Good Luck!

    Team Perez!

  96. kenny says – reply to this


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    who the fuck is gummi?

  97. hey look, clusterfuck (#66) really IS a clusterfuck! says – reply to this


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    TO: #66 - CLUSTERFUCK, who says: YOU ILLITERATE TOAD
    IT’S ” D U A L ” WITH AN ‘A’ NOT AN ‘E’ IF YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT A FIGHT.
    DERRRRRRR

    du·el –noun 1. a prearranged combat between two persons, fought with deadly weapons according to an accepted code of procedure, esp. to settle a private quarrel.
    2. any contest between two persons or parties.
    –verb (used with object), verb (used without object)
    3. to fight in a duel.

    du·al –adjective 1. of, pertaining to, or noting two.
    2. composed or consisting of two people, items, parts, etc., together; twofold; double: dual ownership; dual controls on a plane.
    3. having a twofold, or double, character or nature.

    Wow, you really are a clusterfuck, arent you? Try actually having a CLUE before you start spewing off your shit about anyone! Damn, you're the load that your mama should have swallowed!

  98. COCO says – reply to this


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    Oh my God 2 locas fighting as tough machos…This is toooo good to be true. Well Perecito, I love it. Asi me gusta cubanito, duro y a la cabeza! …Quien carajo es el Gummi bear ese?

  99. Monica says – reply to this


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    See you there!

  100. Vita Ex says – reply to this


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    god, to live in LA again…

    watching Perez win will be like getting a hug from Jesus.

    God speed, Perez, god fuckin' speed

    xoxoxo

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