We Challenge You To A Duel!
The only way to settle this little "feud" is man to man - gay to gay!
Dear Jason Gummi Bear Davis,
It's on bitch!
Thursday, July 19th at 5 PM
Meet Perez outside of Kitson on Robertson Blvd. for a little face-off.
Let's see who can run a mile the fattest fastest. Then, we can have a hot dog eating competition. And, after we beat your ass, you can take us on a little well-deserved shopping spree.
We should have Harvey Levin from TMZ referee and come up with a tie-break if necessary.
We're not joking, Gum Gum.
See you there or you lose!
Perez
P.S. If you come out to watch the girlfight, wear your Team Perez t-shirts!
From Video Whore To Magazine Slut
Pretty Purrfection
ALWAYS FIRST BIITCHES!!!!!!!!!!
hehe
This shit better end up on YouTube
You just wanna shop!!
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh weee first! lmao. go kick his assssss perezz
…okk?
lol
CAT FIGHT!
haha. niiiice.
First
OMG! Funniest SHIT ever!!!!!!
oh shit, perez is gonna win.
HA HA HA!!!!!!
first
hot!!! Take it off baby!!!!
I'm so there to watch it all go down. Watch both fat asses fall on their face that is. Run the fastest? Who are you fucking kidding Perez?
NOBODY'S FIRST BUT ME!!!!!!!!!!
I fucking Love you. Your GRRREAT!
Sorry, but my money is on GUMMI .
PEREZ couldn't run a block if he tried….
Perez FTW!!!
Kick his ass Perezers!
Oh, grow up, Perez! LOL! You are having a "battle of wits" with an unarmed person.
please please please please please please TAPE THAT SHIT!!!
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm FFFFIIIIRRRSSSTTTT!!!!!!!!
Is there still time to change to a NAKED mile run?
lol thats too funny!
fourteenth
Saw perez on the D-list last night and I think you're FAB can't wait to see your show!!!
Who the heck is Gummi ??????????
Perez, it would be a sad state of affairs if gummy actually beat you. Funny, but sad.
LMAO OMG PEREZ I LOVE YOU.
GUMMI BEAR IS A SAD LITTLE CLOSET QUEEN, KICK HIS UGLY ASS FOR ME PLEASE.
too funny, perez
Kick his Bear ass.
perez, you are hilarious… that dude has no chance
Perez you have such a fucking awesome sense of humor! Unlike your haters. Get a life, haters. Delete this site out of your bookmarks/history and focus your time on something productive. Losers.
Hey Perez, I'm in town on vacation from Philly . If we swing by can we get a pic with U and Gummi? That would make my YEAR!! xoxo
love it KICK THAT FAT FUCKS ASS
go perezzzzzzzz
I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE IT!! GOOOOO PERETZEL!
You'll kick his ass Fo Sho Perez! Bring your Gummi bears and worms to chuck at him tho!!!!
Oh fucking w00t. Perez for the win!!!
I love you Perez, you are a genious! If you would like a female version of you please email me.
Haha i would pay to watch that shit! GO PEREZ kick his fat ass
now THAT'S what i'm talking about! battle of the bulge!
Who the fuck is Jason Davis? Is that the firecrotch guy?
Kick his ass Perez!!! You can SOO take him!
YAY PEREZ!!! WOOT WOOT!!!
Im totaly going!!!!!! U better take a picture with me
U should just go to Les deux 2nite, he usually goes wednesdays
Perez, you better film that!!! I wish I could be there! I'm sure the always repulsive Gummi Bear reads your blog everyday! Kick his cottage cheese ass!!
I'M ALWAYS FIRST — HOW COME NOONE IS CCONGRATULATING ME???? COME ON BITCHES!!
Hilarious pics
I CHALLENGE YOU ALL TO A DUEL FOR FIRST.. ANY TAKERS?
"This shit better end up on YouTube" - Becky
I second that.
Fnckin' RIGHTS, you show em' Perez!!!!!
OHHHH SHIIIT MY DREAM KAME TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU… DAAAMN SO SORRY I CAN'T TAKE A FLIGHT TO LA TO SEE THIS SHIT.. IM ON TEAM PEREZ.. LATINAS UNIDAS JAMAS SERAN VENCIDASSSSSSSSSSS
VISITA MI BLOG WWW.TRAPITOSSUCIOS.COM… LA COMUNIDAD LATINA SE ENTERARÁ DE ESTO YAAAAAAA
Be careful he's goona goo you! TEAM PEREZ ALL THE WAY!!!
Take him down Perez!
FILM the throw down, eye scratching hair pulling madness! Is this for Real, cuz we all got your back P.! Its the Perez nation!
Perez, hahahahaha, omg, I really don't think that you can even RUN a mile. Maybe if we put some food on a string and dangled it in front of you.
My money is on Davis. Lord knows though, I am sure you can out eat about anyone.
I have seen this guy, he's kinda big. I wonder where he got his terrycloth sweat suit (all white). Maybe thats why he looked so big. Good luck PH. Have a drink at the Ivy for fuel.
Charmaine: Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis is the brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis. Greasy is the guy who goes to parties, makes a fool of himself and has probably been cut off financially by his wealthy family … the Davises.
My vote is for you, Perez!
Kick Gummi's ass Perez!
Perez > Gummi Bear
Perez you are awesome! Go kick his butt!
Perez for prez!
run fatties run!
YOU ILLITERATE TOAD
IT'S " D U A L " WITH AN 'A' NOT AN 'E' IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A FIGHT.
DERRRRRRR
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YOU ILLITERATE TOAD
IT'S " D U A L " WITH AN 'A' NOT AN 'E' IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A FIGHT.
DERRRRRRR
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YOU ILLITERATE TOAD
IT'S " D U A L " WITH AN 'A' NOT AN 'E' IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A FIGHT.
DERRRRRRR
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YOU ILLITERATE TOAD
IT'S " D U A L " WITH AN 'A' NOT AN 'E' IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A FIGHT.
DERRRRRRR
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YOU ILLITERATE TOAD
IT'S " D U A L " WITH AN 'A' NOT AN 'E' IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A FIGHT.
DERRRRRRR
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YOU ILLITERATE TOAD
IT'S " D U A L " WITH AN 'A' NOT AN 'E' IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A FIGHT.
DERRRRRRR
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OMG- I wish I lived in LA!
GO PEREZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if i lived in california i'd be there in a heartbeat!!!!!
Go Perez, beat the crap out of him!!!! Wooohoooo!!!
Perez you are funny. Gummi Bear is gonna get his ass wooped!!!! YEA!!!!!!!
You just know that Elizabitch hasselback and all the other View crotches are reading this right now! Busted!
i effing love it !!!! perez if i didnt have work till 5 in santa barbara i would so be there to support you i love you fatty !!!!!!
Go Perez! Someone better tape and upload this later!!!!
Clusterfuck get a life
Perez can kick anyone's ass, he is so NOW! I heard Perez on the radio today and it was awesome! He sounded so gaylicious and I can't wait for his show on VH1!!!!!!!!
Seriously, it is duel with an E you tard
WHAT A DOUCHE — IT IS AN "E" NOT AN "A" — ASSWIPE — OMG — GO PEREZ!
I love you, Perez.
shit, i work 2 blocks from kitson and get off right at 5 i dunno if ill make it in time.
Get him Perez! I love you, you're so awesome!!!
OMFG I AM SOOO THERE!!!
Dammit!! WHY DO I HAVE TO WORK!! Man, perez, I would be there cheering you on if i didnt!!! but hell….honestly, i dont even know who Jason Davis is lol haha but whatever, doesnt matter who it is, I got your back perez! Love you girlfriend!
Team Gummi Bear.. Gummi Bear is going to run circles around your fat ass.
GO PEREZ!!
MATALO!!!!
ClusterFuck: Dual with an "a" means two; duel with an "e" means a contest. For once, Perez has it right.
Will the street of LA be able to withstand the shockwaves these two behemoths with generate when the run down Robertson Boulevard?
Please, someone in LA tape this!!!!
PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THE FUCK IS GUMMI BEAR??????? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
is this him? EWWWWWWWWWw… LOL… he's related to grease ball brandon?LMAO!
GO GET 'EM PEREZ … TEAM PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!
hahah!
you're my fave.
Dude…I had no clue who Jason Davis was, so I looked him up on wikipedia…doesn't look like he's on there lol HAHA. BUT MY BABY PEREZ HAS A WHOLE BIG PAGE!! See? You've already won girlfriend! I love yoU!!
Go get 'em honey!
Who's Jason Gummi Bear Davis? Oh well, I don't know him, guess he's not important. Will there be cocktails at this race and should I wear a hat?
Does that disgusting Ann Coulter have to pay someone everytime I click on that link at the bottom of your web page.
If so, I think we should all click on it. Woman is a crazy wench
JANE THE 1st: Gummi Bear is Jason Davis, the brother of Brandon Davis (aka Greasy Bear). They are trust-fund brats of the Davis oil family. While Gummi is famous for being Brandon's brother, Brandon is famous for calling Lindsay Lohan "Firecrotch" while being goaded by Paris Hilton.
Both brothers are also famous for being rejected by the Hyde's doorkeeper.
Perez, you just won my respect. Get him gangsta! I got your back!
When I saw Jason Gumm Bear, I had irresistible urges to binge, I still feel a little Sick. Nothing but fat people on his page, I have nothing against fat or over weight but the things they do can just be a little to gross for me.
LOVE YOU PEREZ , don't waste your time on him, lets talk about our love for Paris.
Hey, thats right down the street from my house, but I already have plans. If my date wasn't totally smokin hot, I'd cancel and go laugh my ass off at you two competing to be the biggest celebretard loser.
You may win the race, but I think Gummi's got you beat on the Hot Dog eating!
Good Luck!
Team Perez!
who the fuck is gummi?
TO: #66 - CLUSTERFUCK, who says: YOU ILLITERATE TOAD
IT’S ” D U A L ” WITH AN ‘A’ NOT AN ‘E’ IF YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT A FIGHT.
DERRRRRRR
du·el –noun 1. a prearranged combat between two persons, fought with deadly weapons according to an accepted code of procedure, esp. to settle a private quarrel.
2. any contest between two persons or parties.
–verb (used with object), verb (used without object)
3. to fight in a duel.
du·al –adjective 1. of, pertaining to, or noting two.
2. composed or consisting of two people, items, parts, etc., together; twofold; double: dual ownership; dual controls on a plane.
3. having a twofold, or double, character or nature.
Wow, you really are a clusterfuck, arent you? Try actually having a CLUE before you start spewing off your shit about anyone! Damn, you're the load that your mama should have swallowed!
Oh my God 2 locas fighting as tough machos…This is toooo good to be true. Well Perecito, I love it. Asi me gusta cubanito, duro y a la cabeza! …Quien carajo es el Gummi bear ese?
See you there!
god, to live in LA again…
watching Perez win will be like getting a hug from Jesus.
God speed, Perez, god fuckin' speed
xoxoxo